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partial_accumen@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 year ago
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 year ago
Oranges are superior to apples.
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I hope you choke on an orange rind you asshole!
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If Shakespeare could compare people to summer days then I can compare one type of fruit to another.
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Not to worry. Comparing apples to mandarines is perfectly legal.
Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Finally! Someone else who isn’t afraid to be the best kind of correct.
Angelevo@feddit.nl 1 year ago
Share your analysis.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
left fruit is on the left and right fruit is on the right. ergo, something something butt stuff stundays
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Paaaaaaaaaapyyyyyyyyyuruuuuuuuuusssssssss!!!
sob
renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
hahaha Thank you! You reminded me of such masterpiece.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
My friend Jules told me that, in France, the idiom is about comparing apples to pears.
And they call a quarter pounder with cheese a royale with cheese.
darvocet@infosec.pub 1 year ago
A royale with cheese? Why the fuck do they call it that?
dan1101@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They got the metric system over there.
man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I laughed way too hard at this, my wife thinks I’m crazy.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
T̸̛̰͉͕̐́̇͊̔̽̆̾͂͝h̴̨̡̭̥͉͈͍̑͐̆́̒̿̀̊̾͆̑̚͜͠ē̶̝̟̰̱͕̙̦̖͐́̇͌̎̏̆̂̈́ẏ̷͖͕̖̆́̓̅̀́̈́̿̌̌ ̵̡̱̗̥͚͕͓̫̺̯͙̥̺̇͂̐̎͜͜ä̸͈͖̰̱̙̭̖̲̯͇̯͇͎́̓̈́̋̔͆̆͘͝r̵̙̪̱̤͙̫͖̺͚͙̝͓̯͎̭͊́̇̃̿̽̿̄̓̀̀̈́̕͝e̸͕̰̺̬͐̆̿̕͝ ̵̧̡̦̬̟̦̱̩͖̤̟̬̉͒͆̔̎̌̎̎͊̈́͘͝ͅb̸̢̨͓̲̗̭͕̻̖͍̞̫̠̱̓̈̂̑̚ỏ̵̯͉͇̙̹͆͆̚͜͠t̸̼͛͌h̶̯̤͓̰̲̺̲͈̺̜̜̒̓̐͝ͅ ̴̦͙̯̪͇̬͚̰̯̠͓̳͛̂͂͛͗̿̎͐̚̚͘ͅf̸͍̉͌̔̃̋͛̅̇̏̽͊̒̽r̷̡̺̦̥̯̬̳̖̝̪̦͉̼̜̥̋̆̑̃̕u̸̧̡̱̯͓͖̼͍̻͈̍̋̆̃͐̈́̈́́́̀̀̕͝i̸̡̧̝̲̗͖͎͕̗͇̯̎̌̓͑̎͂̋̒̇͆̿̇̀̄t̴͈̱͖̱̆
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 year ago
Das ist ja wie Äpfel mit Birnen vergleichen.
RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 1 year ago
Very funny you old joke cookie
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Why orinch shiny
ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Oranges have a thing wax-like outer layer. Apples have it too but its duller.
Soapbox@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Wow. I really feel like I am comparing apples to oranges back in ancient Egypt!
FishFace@lemmy.world 1 year ago
There was a puzzle at an online puzzle hunt recently that was about this phrase. It was annoyingly ambiguous due to languages that have more than one phrase.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s your funeral.
Oisteink@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Thats no orange
slothrop@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
snookered.
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
oranges are better.
ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Compare: Both are fruit, both are roughly round, both have stems.
Contrast: The one on the left is redder and less shiny than the on the right. The stem on the right is green and less woody than the one on the left fruit.
Additional research necessary, consider vivisecting the fruits to see how their internals compare and contrast.
dan69@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Oh shall I compare thee to a summer eve…?
BannedVoice@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
You lunatic!
Tattorack@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Apples and oranges are often used as two things that cannot be compared, but there is so much that can be compared between the two. They’re both sweet tasting fruits toy can make juice from. They both have tang, at different levels and depending on which strain or what ripeness. The trees they grow on both have leaves, roots, bark…
InFerNo@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Hey apple!
Knife.
P1k1e@lemmy.world 1 year ago
NO! DON’T DO IT!
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Hard to tell with the amount of pixels used but that could be a persimmon instead, leading to a comparison which has never been made!
Zachariah@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ll take the easy way out and contrast them instead.
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Why couldn’t you compare them? They’re both fruit.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t know, man. They’re not even in the same ballpark. It’s a day-and-night difference. It would be like comparing cabbages and carrots.
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
But they’re both vegetables? This makes even less sense.
toynbee@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Lil Dicky performed a song in which he sang “bitch, why can’t fruit be compared?”
My wife and I oft quote this to each other.
prettybunnys@piefed.social 1 year ago
Do you fuck with the war?
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Each type of fruit has different KPIs
Kanda@reddthat.com 1 year ago
You can compare anything, just list the similarities and differences
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
it’s like dividing by zero. mathematically impossible.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Theybare also both round shape, they grow from trees…