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partial_accumen@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 11 months ago
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 months ago
Oranges are superior to apples.
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I hope you choke on an orange rind you asshole!
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If Shakespeare could compare people to summer days then I can compare one type of fruit to another.
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Not to worry. Comparing apples to mandarines is perfectly legal.
Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Finally! Someone else who isn’t afraid to be the best kind of correct.
Angelevo@feddit.nl 11 months ago
Share your analysis.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
left fruit is on the left and right fruit is on the right. ergo, something something butt stuff stundays
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Anarchy
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 11 months ago
Based
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Paaaaaaaaaapyyyyyyyyyuruuuuuuuuusssssssss!!!
sob
renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
hahaha Thank you! You reminded me of such masterpiece.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
My friend Jules told me that, in France, the idiom is about comparing apples to pears.
And they call a quarter pounder with cheese a royale with cheese.
darvocet@infosec.pub 11 months ago
A royale with cheese? Why the fuck do they call it that?
dan1101@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They got the metric system over there.
man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I laughed way too hard at this, my wife thinks I’m crazy.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
T̸̛̰͉͕̐́̇͊̔̽̆̾͂͝h̴̨̡̭̥͉͈͍̑͐̆́̒̿̀̊̾͆̑̚͜͠ē̶̝̟̰̱͕̙̦̖͐́̇͌̎̏̆̂̈́ẏ̷͖͕̖̆́̓̅̀́̈́̿̌̌ ̵̡̱̗̥͚͕͓̫̺̯͙̥̺̇͂̐̎͜͜ä̸͈͖̰̱̙̭̖̲̯͇̯͇͎́̓̈́̋̔͆̆͘͝r̵̙̪̱̤͙̫͖̺͚͙̝͓̯͎̭͊́̇̃̿̽̿̄̓̀̀̈́̕͝e̸͕̰̺̬͐̆̿̕͝ ̵̧̡̦̬̟̦̱̩͖̤̟̬̉͒͆̔̎̌̎̎͊̈́͘͝ͅb̸̢̨͓̲̗̭͕̻̖͍̞̫̠̱̓̈̂̑̚ỏ̵̯͉͇̙̹͆͆̚͜͠t̸̼͛͌h̶̯̤͓̰̲̺̲͈̺̜̜̒̓̐͝ͅ ̴̦͙̯̪͇̬͚̰̯̠͓̳͛̂͂͛͗̿̎͐̚̚͘ͅf̸͍̉͌̔̃̋͛̅̇̏̽͊̒̽r̷̡̺̦̥̯̬̳̖̝̪̦͉̼̜̥̋̆̑̃̕u̸̧̡̱̯͓͖̼͍̻͈̍̋̆̃͐̈́̈́́́̀̀̕͝i̸̡̧̝̲̗͖͎͕̗͇̯̎̌̓͑̎͂̋̒̇͆̿̇̀̄t̴͈̱͖̱̆
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 11 months ago
Das ist ja wie Äpfel mit Birnen vergleichen.
RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 11 months ago
Very funny you old joke cookie
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Why orinch shiny
ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Oranges have a thing wax-like outer layer. Apples have it too but its duller.
Soapbox@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Wow. I really feel like I am comparing apples to oranges back in ancient Egypt!
FishFace@lemmy.world 11 months ago
There was a puzzle at an online puzzle hunt recently that was about this phrase. It was annoyingly ambiguous due to languages that have more than one phrase.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s your funeral.
Oisteink@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Thats no orange
slothrop@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
snookered.
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
oranges are better.
ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Compare: Both are fruit, both are roughly round, both have stems.
Contrast: The one on the left is redder and less shiny than the on the right. The stem on the right is green and less woody than the one on the left fruit.
Additional research necessary, consider vivisecting the fruits to see how their internals compare and contrast.
dan69@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Oh shall I compare thee to a summer eve…?
BannedVoice@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
You lunatic!
Tattorack@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Apples and oranges are often used as two things that cannot be compared, but there is so much that can be compared between the two. They’re both sweet tasting fruits toy can make juice from. They both have tang, at different levels and depending on which strain or what ripeness. The trees they grow on both have leaves, roots, bark…
InFerNo@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Hey apple!
Knife.
P1k1e@lemmy.world 11 months ago
NO! DON’T DO IT!
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Hard to tell with the amount of pixels used but that could be a persimmon instead, leading to a comparison which has never been made!
Zachariah@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’ll take the easy way out and contrast them instead.
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Why couldn’t you compare them? They’re both fruit.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I don’t know, man. They’re not even in the same ballpark. It’s a day-and-night difference. It would be like comparing cabbages and carrots.
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
But they’re both vegetables? This makes even less sense.
toynbee@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Lil Dicky performed a song in which he sang “bitch, why can’t fruit be compared?”
My wife and I oft quote this to each other.
prettybunnys@piefed.social 11 months ago
Do you fuck with the war?
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Each type of fruit has different KPIs
Kanda@reddthat.com 11 months ago
You can compare anything, just list the similarities and differences
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
it’s like dividing by zero. mathematically impossible.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Theybare also both round shape, they grow from trees…