Oranges are superior to apples.
Don't try to stop me
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 hours ago
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
I hope you choke on an orange rind you asshole!
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 hours ago
Why couldn’t you compare them? They’re both fruit.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
it’s like dividing by zero. mathematically impossible.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
I don’t know, man. They’re not even in the same ballpark. It’s a day-and-night difference. It would be like comparing cabbages and carrots.
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 hours ago
But they’re both vegetables? This makes even less sense.
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Each type of fruit has different KPIs
toynbee@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Lil Dicky performed a song in which he sang “bitch, why can’t fruit be compared?”
My wife and I oft quote this to each other.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Theybare also both round shape, they grow from trees…
Angelevo@feddit.nl 10 hours ago
Share your analysis.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
left fruit is on the left and right fruit is on the right. ergo, something something butt stuff stundays
Angelevo@feddit.nl 2 hours ago
Fascinating…!?
man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I laughed way too hard at this, my wife thinks I’m crazy.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
If Shakespeare could compare people to summer days then I can compare one type of fruit to another.
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
papyrus font is triggering
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 14 hours ago
Not to worry. Comparing apples to mandarines is perfectly legal.
Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 12 hours ago
Finally! Someone else who isn’t afraid to be the best kind of correct.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Paaaaaaaaaapyyyyyyyyyuruuuuuuuuusssssssss!!!
sob
BannedVoice@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
You lunatic!
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
Hard to tell with the amount of pixels used but that could be a persimmon instead, leading to a comparison which has never been made!
Soapbox@lemmy.zip 13 hours ago
Wow. I really feel like I am comparing apples to oranges back in ancient Egypt!
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 19 hours ago
My friend Jules told me that, in France, the idiom is about comparing apples to pears.
And they call a quarter pounder with cheese a royale with cheese.
darvocet@infosec.pub 17 hours ago
A royale with cheese? Why the fuck do they call it that?
dan1101@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
They got the metric system over there.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 hours ago
T̸̛̰͉͕̐́̇͊̔̽̆̾͂͝h̴̨̡̭̥͉͈͍̑͐̆́̒̿̀̊̾͆̑̚͜͠ē̶̝̟̰̱͕̙̦̖͐́̇͌̎̏̆̂̈́ẏ̷͖͕̖̆́̓̅̀́̈́̿̌̌ ̵̡̱̗̥͚͕͓̫̺̯͙̥̺̇͂̐̎͜͜ä̸͈͖̰̱̙̭̖̲̯͇̯͇͎́̓̈́̋̔͆̆͘͝r̵̙̪̱̤͙̫͖̺͚͙̝͓̯͎̭͊́̇̃̿̽̿̄̓̀̀̈́̕͝e̸͕̰̺̬͐̆̿̕͝ ̵̧̡̦̬̟̦̱̩͖̤̟̬̉͒͆̔̎̌̎̎͊̈́͘͝ͅb̸̢̨͓̲̗̭͕̻̖͍̞̫̠̱̓̈̂̑̚ỏ̵̯͉͇̙̹͆͆̚͜͠t̸̼͛͌h̶̯̤͓̰̲̺̲͈̺̜̜̒̓̐͝ͅ ̴̦͙̯̪͇̬͚̰̯̠͓̳͛̂͂͛͗̿̎͐̚̚͘ͅf̸͍̉͌̔̃̋͛̅̇̏̽͊̒̽r̷̡̺̦̥̯̬̳̖̝̪̦͉̼̜̥̋̆̑̃̕u̸̧̡̱̯͓͖̼͍̻͈̍̋̆̃͐̈́̈́́́̀̀̕͝i̸̡̧̝̲̗͖͎͕̗͇̯̎̌̓͑̎͂̋̒̇͆̿̇̀̄t̴͈̱͖̱̆
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 20 hours ago
Das ist ja wie Äpfel mit Birnen vergleichen.
RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 19 hours ago
Very funny you old joke cookie
Tattorack@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Apples and oranges are often used as two things that cannot be compared, but there is so much that can be compared between the two. They’re both sweet tasting fruits toy can make juice from. They both have tang, at different levels and depending on which strain or what ripeness. The trees they grow on both have leaves, roots, bark…
FishFace@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
There was a puzzle at an online puzzle hunt recently that was about this phrase. It was annoyingly ambiguous due to languages that have more than one phrase.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
It’s your funeral.
Oisteink@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Thats no orange
slothrop@lemmy.ca 21 hours ago
snookered.
P1k1e@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
NO! DON’T DO IT!
InFerNo@lemmy.ml 15 hours ago
Hey apple!
Knife.
Zachariah@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
I’ll take the easy way out and contrast them instead.
dan69@lemmy.world 3 minutes ago
Oh shall I compare thee to a summer eve…?