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Anon is a statistic

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • felixwhynot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Exceptions are rare enough that there’s only like one mass shooting a week!

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    • rtxn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      In 2022 or 2023 there was one mass shooting for every day of the year

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      • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        90 mass shootings in 101 days! At least 11 days without one, way to go USA.

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      • Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I mean, most of those are gang shootings, no? Those are always a bit disingenuous to call mass shootings.

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      • neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        In 2022 or 2023 there was one mass shooting for every day of the year. Anon was simply in the wrong place

        One? In both years, there have been two shootings for every year according to your source. Jesus christ!

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      • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        i mean, the US is also fucking huge compared to somewhere like europe, so that “wrong place” is the entire continental US.

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    • bradv@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yeah but there’s like 50 weeks in a year

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  • Fingolfinz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Eeeuuuugggghhhh, my wife is a reeeeaaaaaal wife, I’ll tell ya

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    • Kacarott@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You wouldn’t know her, she buys her knives from a different store

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  • ChillPenguin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    most gun owners are safe and cautious

    I know some of the most brain dead takes that my friends with guns do. Some gun owners are absolutely crazy when it comes to gun safety.

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    • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I have known a number gun enthusiasts. About half of them have been safe with them. Only one shot themself.

      The numbers aren’t great.

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      • amorpheus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        And isn’t it every week that a toddler shoots someone? It’s not a good look.

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      The number of people who openly admit to coworkers that they have couch guns scares me

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      • ChillPenguin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Oh shit. Are you serious?

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      • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Because what’s better than knowing your balls could get blown at any moments while binging Netflix.

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    • phoenixz@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yeah, press x to doubt

      Some are extremely careful. Way too many(majority , from personal experience) are “meh” at best, and a smaller part (but still way too many) are just using guns as a baby rattle (figure of speech, though I’ve seen things)

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      • ChillPenguin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I have a friend who has a quick access weapon for defense. But he keeps the AR in the corner of his bedroom, a loaded magazine, not chambered. But has a curious 2 year old in his house. And that’s just one instance from a single friend. And he rationalizes it, saying he keeps the door locked. (Which isn’t true because the time we came over and noticed it, the door was wide open)

        And this is coming from me, who fairly recently got into firearms and got my CCW. Sometimes the lack of priority for safety just leaves me astounded. This is why statistics happen.

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      • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        When there are millions of gun owners even a few percent using guns for “baby rattles” is still a very significant number.

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    • wookiepedia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Another take, I am super on it with gun safety, but not storage. There are never minors allowed in my home, and a gun isn’t useful unless you can get to it easily and it’s ready to go. Only guns resting inside the safe area unloaded, all the guns that work for a living have loaded magazines and a round in the chamber (I don’t own any 1911 pattern guns, if I did, they would not be chambered.) Also, no exposed trigger, everything is in a holster.

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    • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      you should bully them for it, they deserve it.

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      • ChillPenguin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Oh I definitely do. Because I get quick access defense. But at the same time there is a limit to that. Especially if kids are in the house.

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      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        But not so much you get shot.

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  • GraniteM@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    In any given year, more than half of all gun deaths are suicides, so really it should read…

    '>Go back inside

    '>Shoot self

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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      But how would they type it?

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      • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        They are a bad shot

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      • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        So much potential greentext, wasted.

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  • Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Well he did deserve it by wearing that hat.

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    • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      What hat?

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      • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Fedora with safari flaps in the back

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      • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Confederate flag wifebeater

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    People getting stabbed with wives instead of knives now 😔

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    • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Sharp women

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    • farngis_mcgiles@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      these goddamn feminists ruin everything

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    • GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Hey, don’t knock it till you try it. It’s the newest fad, baby!

      /hides_strapon_behind_back_as_spouse_enters_house

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  • Gregu@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Fake. Anon doesn’t have a wife. That would involve talking to a woman.

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    • Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      And gay, for he got impaled from behind.

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Be British

    Go to the United States

    Don’t Get Blown up in a Cybertruck

    Don’t Get Shot up in a mass shooting

    Don’t Get Robbed shirtless by a home invasion

    Don’t Get Scammed broke by a crypto-coin shill

    Do find the one person in the entire country who insists on doing knife crime

    Marry her

    Get stabbed to death

    Post about it on 4chan

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    • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      infogram.com/us-vs-uk-on-knife-crime-1hmr6gyrxmlo…

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  • hanrahan@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    So she was “standing her ground?”

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  • N0tTheBees@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Could just be a story about a man getting pegged by his wife

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  • nthavoc@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Or stabbed by kids because wifi is down …

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  • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    See that is the problem.

    All gun owners should be completely cautious and safe. That is why you background check them thoroughly.

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  • GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The amount of guns mechanics find just casually sitting around in customers cars is appalling. They get stolen because people leave guns in their cars and used for crimes.

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    • zerosignal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Whenever I see cars/trucks with gun stickers on the back, I assume they are rolling loot drops. Ain’t no way I’m advertising what guns I have. Also not leaving my guns unattended anywhere. I spent too much on that shit to leave it out for somebody else to take.

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      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Exactly. It’s either with me or locked up safely at home.

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  • Tattorack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Hmm…

    This is some combination of right-wing gun-toting and sexism. A very… wonderful combination.

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  • LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Maybe it was justified, let’s hear her out

    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francine_Hughes

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  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Both the “locks away guns, guns are always empty except on the shooting range or hunting, safety conscious” person and the “gets drunk every evening and sleeps with a loaded gun under their pillow” person are actually totally safe as long as they uphold the number one rule of gun safety: “The barrel of a gun may never be pointed at a person”. Super hard to shoot someone unless you are Angelina Jolie or James McAvoy or one of those bullet ricochet superheroes. Of course it’s a useless rule since it is simply stating the obvious. But that doesn’t seem to stop people from repeating it.

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    • Rekorse@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You repeated it?

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    pfft this ridiculous shit - most gun owners are completely cautious and safe people - is disproven easily by reality.

    jalopnik.com/youve-got-to-stop-keeping-your-gun-i…

    jalopnik.com/a-gun-is-stolen-from-a-car-every-9-m…

    that’s a single example of the idiocy. it gets dumber the further you research. Most, bwahahahah

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  • RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Anon probably deserved it

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  • pjwestin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    He’s lucky his wife didn’t have a gun.

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  • MindlessHunter4@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    If the wife knows where he keeps the guns she could and probably would just as easily shoot him.

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  • Quadhammer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Aim center mass babe

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