Eeeuuuugggghhhh, my wife is a reeeeaaaaaal wife, I’ll tell ya
Anon is a statistic
Submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Kacarott@aussie.zone 1 month ago
You wouldn’t know her, she buys her knives from a different store
ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
most gun owners are safe and cautious
I know some of the most brain dead takes that my friends with guns do. Some gun owners are absolutely crazy when it comes to gun safety.
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I have known a number gun enthusiasts. About half of them have been safe with them. Only one shot themself.
The numbers aren’t great.
amorpheus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And isn’t it every week that a toddler shoots someone? It’s not a good look.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The number of people who openly admit to coworkers that they have couch guns scares me
Obi@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Because what’s better than knowing your balls could get blown at any moments while binging Netflix.
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Yeah, press x to doubt
Some are extremely careful. Way too many(majority , from personal experience) are “meh” at best, and a smaller part (but still way too many) are just using guns as a baby rattle (figure of speech, though I’ve seen things)
ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I have a friend who has a quick access weapon for defense. But he keeps the AR in the corner of his bedroom, a loaded magazine, not chambered. But has a curious 2 year old in his house. And that’s just one instance from a single friend. And he rationalizes it, saying he keeps the door locked. (Which isn’t true because the time we came over and noticed it, the door was wide open)
And this is coming from me, who fairly recently got into firearms and got my CCW. Sometimes the lack of priority for safety just leaves me astounded. This is why statistics happen.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 month ago
When there are millions of gun owners even a few percent using guns for “baby rattles” is still a very significant number.
wookiepedia@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Another take, I am super on it with gun safety, but not storage. There are never minors allowed in my home, and a gun isn’t useful unless you can get to it easily and it’s ready to go. Only guns resting inside the safe area unloaded, all the guns that work for a living have loaded magazines and a round in the chamber (I don’t own any 1911 pattern guns, if I did, they would not be chambered.) Also, no exposed trigger, everything is in a holster.
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
you should bully them for it, they deserve it.
ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh I definitely do. Because I get quick access defense. But at the same time there is a limit to that. Especially if kids are in the house.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
But not so much you get shot.
GraniteM@lemmy.world 1 month ago
In any given year, more than half of all gun deaths are suicides, so really it should read…
'>Go back inside
'>Shoot self
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
But how would they type it?
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They are a bad shot
And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
So much potential greentext, wasted.
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well he did deserve it by wearing that hat.
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
What hat?
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Fedora with safari flaps in the back
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
People getting stabbed with wives instead of knives now 😔
And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
Sharp women
farngis_mcgiles@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
these goddamn feminists ruin everything
GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Hey, don’t knock it till you try it. It’s the newest fad, baby!
/hides_strapon_behind_back_as_spouse_enters_house
Gregu@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Fake. Anon doesn’t have a wife. That would involve talking to a woman.
Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And gay, for he got impaled from behind.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Be British
Go to the United States
Don’t Get Blown up in a Cybertruck
Don’t Get Shot up in a mass shooting
Don’t Get Robbed shirtless by a home invasion
Don’t Get Scammed broke by a crypto-coin shill
Do find the one person in the entire country who insists on doing knife crime
Marry her
Get stabbed to death
Post about it on 4chan
hanrahan@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
So she was “standing her ground?”
N0tTheBees@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Could just be a story about a man getting pegged by his wife
nthavoc@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Or stabbed by kids because wifi is down …
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
See that is the problem.
All gun owners should be completely cautious and safe. That is why you background check them thoroughly.
GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The amount of guns mechanics find just casually sitting around in customers cars is appalling. They get stolen because people leave guns in their cars and used for crimes.
zerosignal@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Whenever I see cars/trucks with gun stickers on the back, I assume they are rolling loot drops. Ain’t no way I’m advertising what guns I have. Also not leaving my guns unattended anywhere. I spent too much on that shit to leave it out for somebody else to take.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Exactly. It’s either with me or locked up safely at home.
Tattorack@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hmm…
This is some combination of right-wing gun-toting and sexism. A very… wonderful combination.
LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Maybe it was justified, let’s hear her out
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Both the “locks away guns, guns are always empty except on the shooting range or hunting, safety conscious” person and the “gets drunk every evening and sleeps with a loaded gun under their pillow” person are actually totally safe as long as they uphold the number one rule of gun safety: “The barrel of a gun may never be pointed at a person”. Super hard to shoot someone unless you are Angelina Jolie or James McAvoy or one of those bullet ricochet superheroes. Of course it’s a useless rule since it is simply stating the obvious. But that doesn’t seem to stop people from repeating it.
Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You repeated it?
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
pfft this ridiculous shit - most gun owners are completely cautious and safe people - is disproven easily by reality.
jalopnik.com/youve-got-to-stop-keeping-your-gun-i…
jalopnik.com/a-gun-is-stolen-from-a-car-every-9-m…
that’s a single example of the idiocy. it gets dumber the further you research. Most, bwahahahah
RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Anon probably deserved it
pjwestin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He’s lucky his wife didn’t have a gun.
MindlessHunter4@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
If the wife knows where he keeps the guns she could and probably would just as easily shoot him.
Quadhammer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Aim center mass babe
felixwhynot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Exceptions are rare enough that there’s only like one mass shooting a week!
rtxn@lemmy.world 1 month ago
In 2022 or 2023 there was one mass shooting for every day of the year
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
90 mass shootings in 101 days! At least 11 days without one, way to go USA.
Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I mean, most of those are gang shootings, no? Those are always a bit disingenuous to call mass shootings.
neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
One? In both years, there have been two shootings for every year according to your source. Jesus christ!
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
i mean, the US is also fucking huge compared to somewhere like europe, so that “wrong place” is the entire continental US.
bradv@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Yeah but there’s like 50 weeks in a year