zerosignal

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm a 6'1" man with size 3 feet which means every they measure my feet at a shoe store, the Brannock device gatekeeps my gender⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why I’ve worn nothing but New Balance for a decade or more. Also the fact that I’m a suburban dad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm a 6'1" man with size 3 feet which means every they measure my feet at a shoe store, the Brannock device gatekeeps my gender⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have size 14 shoes. I also have a large head, large hands, and a large gut. Unfortunately I also don’t have any large parts beyond that list.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm a 6'1" man with size 3 feet which means every they measure my feet at a shoe store, the Brannock device gatekeeps my gender⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m on the opposite end as OP, I wear size 14. They are very hard to find since most manufacturers and shoe stores only go up to 13, and a lot of the ones that go to higher have a very limited selection in larger sizes. I would imagine it’s similar at the lower end of shoe sizes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a statistic⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Whenever I see cars/trucks with gun stickers on the back, I assume they are rolling loot drops. Ain’t no way I’m advertising what guns I have. Also not leaving my guns unattended anywhere. I spent too much on that shit to leave it out for somebody else to take.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chipotle offering a discount, while warning they may also inflate prices and delivery fees simultaneously⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t go to Chipotle when I want Mexican food. I go to Chipotle if I want something quick and vaguely Mexican-ish. Also I like the fact that I customize it how I want.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"You should probably just throw it away"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I use power query and so far haven’t found a replacement that works in Linux. Otherwise I would drop MS office altogether.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"You should probably just throw it away"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I have that same issue. My older laptop barely misses the cutoff, even though everything meets the requirements except the cpu. I have a newer laptop with Win11, and the old one runs circles around it. It’s faster and has way more RAM, yet somehow won’t run 11? I’m going to keep it and just run Linux instead. I’ll use the crappy Win11 lappy just for MS office and keeping papers from blowing off my desk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This celling ruined my day.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You can blame the sprinkler head at the bottom of the picture for the lower angled part being at a different angle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon experiences freedom⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Privacy legislation? That sounds unconstitutional

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Starbucks Baristas Aren't Writing Messages On Your Cup By Choice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder if the smiley faces Costco receipt checkers draw on the back of the receipt if you have a kid with you is also mandatory

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doordash deserves it's fate⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Seeing things like this make me happy that I

  • live in a state that banned junk fees.
  • live just far enough outside of a metro area that these services don’t deliver to me so I don’t have to worry about being tempted to order from them.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boomers with their loud Samsung phone sounds⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you add in shouting at the phone to write text messages, you have my mother in law

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dunkin' added achievements to their mobile app⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Jimmy John’s started this recently too. They keep bombarding me with emails about getting this badge or that badge. Mother fuckers all I want to do is order a sandwich and walk from my office to your store and pick it up in a timely manner. They can’t even get that figured out most of the time anymore. I’ll order a sandwich at 10:30 and it won’t be ready until 12:30 or 1. Maybe they need to have the employees earn badges by making sandwiches quicker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨25 hours of snow.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m getting highs in the teens and no snow. I’d like to at least get some snow to go with the cold.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wipes his ass⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It can be either two knuckles on the same finger or one knuckle from two fingers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We need a new Amazon⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Barely anything I order comes in 2 days anymore. It’s almost always 3 to 5 days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Being an election related thread it probably turned into a bunch of toddlers shouting fuck you at each other and they probably locked it because of that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mail addressed to Mr. and Mrs. (husbands name)⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My wife isn’t my property

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The HELLDIVERS™^©®^³ 2 EULA is a URL⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or the family of the person who died at Disney and can’t sue because they did a free trial of Disney+

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The page for my local "currency exchange" is just a lorum ipsum a doesn't give any info on services at all.⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t believe they don’t teach that I’m school anymore smh my head.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wants to buy a game⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I ain’t reading all that. I’m happy for you or sorry it happened.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Annoyingly similar buttons with very different functions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I think worse is the alarm clock, where snooze and stop are the same size and shape, and hard to tell apart when you are half asleep

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon awakens⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m 44 and I don’t feel like I know what the fuck I’m doing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You have to type www. to access the Texas DMV website.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  My state has dot org for some agencies, dot gov for some, and dot state dot (state) dot us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's spring, dammit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Of course it’s going to snow this weekend, it’s the state basketball tournament.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weather has stopped making sense.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Without knowing what’s normal for the location, this is meaningless.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you work for a gig app in the US they make you go thru this charade when doing taxes where you're treated and taxed as an independent business owner. joke country⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Contact you’re representatives and ask them why this is the only place in the world that has this issue.

  Because the tax prep software companies bribe lobby Congress to keep things the way they are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Ask the duck what it prefers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Better to actually call it “duck tape,” as it was for the first 65 years of its existence.

  Just like you shouldn’t use duct tape on ducts, you shouldn’t use duck tape on ducks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Speaker Mike Johnson Blamed School Shootings on the Teaching of Evolution⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Just like the constitution, republicans only pay attention to the parts of the bible that they agree with.