zerosignal

@zerosignal@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We need a new Amazon⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Barely anything I order comes in 2 days anymore. It’s almost always 3 to 5 days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Being an election related thread it probably turned into a bunch of toddlers shouting fuck you at each other and they probably locked it because of that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mail addressed to Mr. and Mrs. (husbands name)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My wife isn’t my property

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The HELLDIVERS™^©®^³ 2 EULA is a URL⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or the family of the person who died at Disney and can’t sue because they did a free trial of Disney+

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The page for my local "currency exchange" is just a lorum ipsum a doesn't give any info on services at all.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t believe they don’t teach that I’m school anymore smh my head.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wants to buy a game⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I ain’t reading all that. I’m happy for you or sorry it happened.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Annoyingly similar buttons with very different functions⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think worse is the alarm clock, where snooze and stop are the same size and shape, and hard to tell apart when you are half asleep

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon awakens⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m 44 and I don’t feel like I know what the fuck I’m doing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You have to type www. to access the Texas DMV website.⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My state has dot org for some agencies, dot gov for some, and dot state dot (state) dot us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's spring, dammit⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Of course it’s going to snow this weekend, it’s the state basketball tournament.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weather has stopped making sense.⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Without knowing what’s normal for the location, this is meaningless.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you work for a gig app in the US they make you go thru this charade when doing taxes where you're treated and taxed as an independent business owner. joke country⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Contact you’re representatives and ask them why this is the only place in the world that has this issue.

  Because the tax prep software companies bribe lobby Congress to keep things the way they are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Ask the duck what it prefers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Better to actually call it “duck tape,” as it was for the first 65 years of its existence.

  Just like you shouldn’t use duct tape on ducts, you shouldn’t use duck tape on ducks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Speaker Mike Johnson Blamed School Shootings on the Teaching of Evolution⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Just like the constitution, republicans only pay attention to the parts of the bible that they agree with.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Visas and entry conditions in (North) Korea⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Lil Kim went to school there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate using mobile to read articles⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  DDG has tracker protection that works like a VPN to protect your phone from trackers, it runs in the background no matter what app you are using.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate using mobile to read articles⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  On android, to block trackers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hot take: Users without a profile pick are mildlyinfuriating⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  My lemmy client doesn’t even show pfps ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Capitalism indoctrination in progress.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  sit in a bland cubicle all day making spreadsheets that nobody really cares about.

  I actually enjoy making those spreadsheets. I wouldn’t do it for free though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk wanting to remove dim theme from twitter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Twittertanic?