If you think about it, any diesel powered vehicle is an organism powered robot
why not
Submitted 6 days ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 6 days ago
Dasus@lemmy.world 6 days ago
And more than likely most of us here are using thinking stones powered by electricity created by very large machines far away eating organisms for fuel. Not to mention heating, but not everyone lives where there’s only two seasons; winter and July. (Actually I pay extra to have a 100% renewables contract I think but idk how well those work.)
lauha@lemmy.one 6 days ago
95% of Finland’s energy is already carbon neutral.
Grass@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
oh hey isn’t that the backstory to horizon zero dawn?
CitizenKong@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Well, at least there isn’t a narcissistic tech-billionaire around who doesn’t care about human lives and is closely associated with the government.
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Yeah! Thank god that isn’t a thing! Also does anyone have the blueprints for tearblast arrows?
recarsion@discuss.tchncs.de 2 days ago
"We finally invented the Torment Nexus from sci-fi classic Don’t create the Torment Nexus "
endeavor@sopuli.xyz 5 days ago
The image is old enough for that.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 6 days ago
“At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus“
marble@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
Paging Elisabet Sobek!
nectar45@lemmy.zip 6 days ago
BLOOD IS FUEL
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 days ago
dude remember that paper that came out that said “hey, you know we could have a colony on mars and build houses out of blood that’d be pretty fucked up right”
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 days ago
What’s really concerning is that I have no idea if this is satire.
thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I think this is actually a real thing, but from like 10 years ago.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 days ago
Phew. Chicken fat doesn’t seem very good, as we have enough meat eating already, but man a robot that runs on lettuce would be cool!
cjk@discuss.tchncs.de 5 days ago
Partly real, partly fake. reuters.com/…/robot-was-designed-to-run-on-plant-…
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
But, but… protein is an essential part of a balanced diet, and can provide more energy to the eater. I guess solar panels would be too woke, even if even more energy.
And009@lemmynsfw.com 6 days ago
The game ‘high on life’ does it better.
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 days ago
Bitch do you know what happens in Horizon where they make SELF REPLICATING SELF THINKING ROBOTS THAT CONSUME BIOMATTER AS FUEL
SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Fuck Ted Faro
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 5 days ago
It’s spelled Elon Musk actually.
Jarix@lemmy.world 5 days ago
The Matrix?
bappity@lemmy.world 6 days ago
the orphan crushing machine is complete
fungalfelidae5@lemm.ee 6 days ago
finally…
tehn00bi@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Mankind is dead. Blood is fuel. Hell is full.
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Gabriel is hot🥵
tehn00bi@lemmy.world 5 days ago
That game is a bit too hardcore for me. I’ve had it since very early on. I love everything that it has become. Except that it’s fucking hard.
galanthus@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I read it as "robot that can eat orgasms for fuel. My version is better.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 6 days ago
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bier@feddit.nl 6 days ago
It was fun the first 3 times, but now it’s starting to hurt.
gerowen@lemmy.world 5 days ago
There’s a whole video game series on why this is a terrible idea. (Horizon Zero Dawn)
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I really like those games. I just don’t want to be a character in them.
cjk@discuss.tchncs.de 5 days ago
EAT THE RICH! wait, what…?!
jeena@piefed.jeena.net 5 days ago
Not like that!
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 6 days ago
Something something fuck Ted Faro
Warl0k3@lemmy.world 6 days ago
iirc this was just an engine that could run on most combustible hydrocarbons, a small gas turbine I think, and the press really stretched a badlt worded explanation of how it worked.
lovely_reader@lemmy.world 6 days ago
The photo, however, shows search and rescue robots.
Kalladblog@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Sounds like the synopsis of The Forever Winter. Great setting for that game.
Geetnerd@lemmy.world 6 days ago
“EXTERMINATE!”
Etterra@discuss.online 5 days ago
Robot: please remain calm, I’m here to assist you.
Patient: you’re choking me!
Robot: squeezes harder
RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I actually hope this is fake
Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Ooo, I think I’ve seen this one
sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
I love how people think this is the robot apocalypse and not the robots that the wealthy already use to fuck us over
WhatSay@slrpnk.net 5 days ago
Can’t wait for the black mirror episode based on this, as if the dog robot wasn’t terrifying enough.
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 5 days ago
It’s literally the plot to Horizon Zero Dawn
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Zero dawn
The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 5 days ago
Screamers was about these war robots that became self aware and began killing not just because you were an enemy soldier but because they could use your body parts to lubricate their gears. www.imdb.com/title/tt0114367/
dukatos@lemm.ee 5 days ago
Written by Phillip K. Dick
ZMoney@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Although several people in the replies have pointed out the actual truth behind this post, (…wikipedia.org/…/Energetically_Autonomous_Tactica…)
I do think this qualifies as misinformation. Given what happened on most other social networks, I can’t help feeling uneasy even though it’s a stupid joke post.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Awww I wanted it to gurgle blood in its wood chipper/mouth/head removal proboscis while it giggled through its speakers and says I Bring You Love, you know to attract more fuel.
It’s been a trying day.
123nope567@lemmy.world 6 days ago
BLOOD FOR THE VOID DRAGON
HKPiax@lemmy.world 6 days ago
angry War of the Worlds tripod noises
6mementomorib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 days ago
MANKIND IS DEAD
lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
BAH GAWD
desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 days ago
finally, a way to save on burial costs and diesel at the same time.
Wofls@feddit.org 6 days ago
Someone got a lil too excited 'bout forever winter
WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
This is the plot of Horizon Zero Dawn
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I guess I should get a bow and some arrows.
Case@lemmynsfw.com 6 days ago
I had some, before I moved.
Let me just say this, what came easy to young me in boy scouts… well, I’m just glad if I hit a safe area in the general direction I’m aiming.
The other issues is as a boy I shot off the right of the riser on a longbow, and this was an off the left takedown (recurve) bow - still the amount I sucked surprised me a little, lol.
So hopefully you have time to practice.
iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
Probably should spoiler tag that.
entwine413@lemm.ee 6 days ago
It’s really not much of a spoiler.
elvith@feddit.org 6 days ago
In general yes, but… that game is now 8 years old, has a successor AND a remaster. So… I don’t really think this is a spoiler anymore at this point.