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If you think about it, any diesel powered vehicle is an organism powered robot
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Submitted 2 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Dasus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And more than likely most of us here are using thinking stones powered by electricity created by very large machines far away eating organisms for fuel. Not to mention heating, but not everyone lives where there’s only two seasons; winter and July. (Actually I pay extra to have a 100% renewables contract I think but idk how well those work.)
lauha@lemmy.one 2 months ago
95% of Finland’s energy is already carbon neutral.
Grass@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
oh hey isn’t that the backstory to horizon zero dawn?
CitizenKong@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well, at least there isn’t a narcissistic tech-billionaire around who doesn’t care about human lives and is closely associated with the government.
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah! Thank god that isn’t a thing! Also does anyone have the blueprints for tearblast arrows?
recarsion@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
"We finally invented the Torment Nexus from sci-fi classic Don’t create the Torment Nexus "
endeavor@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
The image is old enough for that.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus“
marble@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Paging Elisabet Sobek!
nectar45@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
BLOOD IS FUEL
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
dude remember that paper that came out that said “hey, you know we could have a colony on mars and build houses out of blood that’d be pretty fucked up right”
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Bitch do you know what happens in Horizon where they make SELF REPLICATING SELF THINKING ROBOTS THAT CONSUME BIOMATTER AS FUEL
SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fuck Ted Faro
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s spelled Elon Musk actually.
Jarix@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The Matrix?
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
What’s really concerning is that I have no idea if this is satire.
thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I think this is actually a real thing, but from like 10 years ago.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Phew. Chicken fat doesn’t seem very good, as we have enough meat eating already, but man a robot that runs on lettuce would be cool!
cjk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Partly real, partly fake. reuters.com/…/robot-was-designed-to-run-on-plant-…
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
But, but… protein is an essential part of a balanced diet, and can provide more energy to the eater. I guess solar panels would be too woke, even if even more energy.
And009@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
The game ‘high on life’ does it better.
bappity@lemmy.world 2 months ago
the orphan crushing machine is complete
fungalfelidae5@lemm.ee 2 months ago
finally…
galanthus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I read it as "robot that can eat orgasms for fuel. My version is better.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 months ago
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bier@feddit.nl 2 months ago
It was fun the first 3 times, but now it’s starting to hurt.
tehn00bi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Mankind is dead. Blood is fuel. Hell is full.
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Gabriel is hot🥵
tehn00bi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That game is a bit too hardcore for me. I’ve had it since very early on. I love everything that it has become. Except that it’s fucking hard.
gerowen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There’s a whole video game series on why this is a terrible idea. (Horizon Zero Dawn)
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I really like those games. I just don’t want to be a character in them.
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Something something fuck Ted Faro
Warl0k3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
iirc this was just an engine that could run on most combustible hydrocarbons, a small gas turbine I think, and the press really stretched a badlt worded explanation of how it worked.
lovely_reader@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The photo, however, shows search and rescue robots.
cjk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
EAT THE RICH! wait, what…?!
jeena@piefed.jeena.net 2 months ago
Not like that!
Geetnerd@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“EXTERMINATE!”
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
Robot: please remain calm, I’m here to assist you.
Patient: you’re choking me!
Robot: squeezes harder
Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ooo, I think I’ve seen this one
sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I love how people think this is the robot apocalypse and not the robots that the wealthy already use to fuck us over
RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I actually hope this is fake
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Zero dawn
WhatSay@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Can’t wait for the black mirror episode based on this, as if the dog robot wasn’t terrifying enough.
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s literally the plot to Horizon Zero Dawn
The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 2 months ago
[deleted]dukatos@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Written by Phillip K. Dick
123nope567@lemmy.world 2 months ago
BLOOD FOR THE VOID DRAGON
HKPiax@lemmy.world 2 months ago
angry War of the Worlds tripod noises
ZMoney@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Although several people in the replies have pointed out the actual truth behind this post, (…wikipedia.org/…/Energetically_Autonomous_Tactica…)
I do think this qualifies as misinformation. Given what happened on most other social networks, I can’t help feeling uneasy even though it’s a stupid joke post.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Awww I wanted it to gurgle blood in its wood chipper/mouth/head removal proboscis while it giggled through its speakers and says I Bring You Love, you know to attract more fuel.
It’s been a trying day.
6mementomorib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
MANKIND IS DEAD
lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
BAH GAWD
desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
finally, a way to save on burial costs and diesel at the same time.
Wofls@feddit.org 2 months ago
Someone got a lil too excited 'bout forever winter
MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But that is not our mission, yet.
WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
This is the plot of Horizon Zero Dawn
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I guess I should get a bow and some arrows.
Case@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
I had some, before I moved.
Let me just say this, what came easy to young me in boy scouts… well, I’m just glad if I hit a safe area in the general direction I’m aiming.
The other issues is as a boy I shot off the right of the riser on a longbow, and this was an off the left takedown (recurve) bow - still the amount I sucked surprised me a little, lol.
So hopefully you have time to practice.
iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Probably should spoiler tag that.
entwine413@lemm.ee 2 months ago
It’s really not much of a spoiler.
elvith@feddit.org 2 months ago
In general yes, but… that game is now 8 years old, has a successor AND a remaster. So… I don’t really think this is a spoiler anymore at this point.