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If you think about it, any diesel powered vehicle is an organism powered robot
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Submitted 1 month ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Dasus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And more than likely most of us here are using thinking stones powered by electricity created by very large machines far away eating organisms for fuel. Not to mention heating, but not everyone lives where there’s only two seasons; winter and July. (Actually I pay extra to have a 100% renewables contract I think but idk how well those work.)
lauha@lemmy.one 1 month ago
95% of Finland’s energy is already carbon neutral.
Grass@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
oh hey isn’t that the backstory to horizon zero dawn?
CitizenKong@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well, at least there isn’t a narcissistic tech-billionaire around who doesn’t care about human lives and is closely associated with the government.
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah! Thank god that isn’t a thing! Also does anyone have the blueprints for tearblast arrows?
recarsion@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
"We finally invented the Torment Nexus from sci-fi classic Don’t create the Torment Nexus "
endeavor@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
The image is old enough for that.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus“
marble@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Paging Elisabet Sobek!
nectar45@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
BLOOD IS FUEL
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
dude remember that paper that came out that said “hey, you know we could have a colony on mars and build houses out of blood that’d be pretty fucked up right”
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Bitch do you know what happens in Horizon where they make SELF REPLICATING SELF THINKING ROBOTS THAT CONSUME BIOMATTER AS FUEL
SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fuck Ted Faro
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s spelled Elon Musk actually.
Jarix@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The Matrix?
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
What’s really concerning is that I have no idea if this is satire.
thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I think this is actually a real thing, but from like 10 years ago.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Phew. Chicken fat doesn’t seem very good, as we have enough meat eating already, but man a robot that runs on lettuce would be cool!
cjk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Partly real, partly fake. reuters.com/…/robot-was-designed-to-run-on-plant-…
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
But, but… protein is an essential part of a balanced diet, and can provide more energy to the eater. I guess solar panels would be too woke, even if even more energy.
And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
The game ‘high on life’ does it better.
bappity@lemmy.world 1 month ago
the orphan crushing machine is complete
fungalfelidae5@lemm.ee 1 month ago
finally…
galanthus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I read it as "robot that can eat orgasms for fuel. My version is better.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 1 month ago
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bier@feddit.nl 1 month ago
It was fun the first 3 times, but now it’s starting to hurt.
tehn00bi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Mankind is dead. Blood is fuel. Hell is full.
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Gabriel is hot🥵
tehn00bi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That game is a bit too hardcore for me. I’ve had it since very early on. I love everything that it has become. Except that it’s fucking hard.
gerowen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There’s a whole video game series on why this is a terrible idea. (Horizon Zero Dawn)
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I really like those games. I just don’t want to be a character in them.
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Something something fuck Ted Faro
Warl0k3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
iirc this was just an engine that could run on most combustible hydrocarbons, a small gas turbine I think, and the press really stretched a badlt worded explanation of how it worked.
lovely_reader@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The photo, however, shows search and rescue robots.
cjk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
EAT THE RICH! wait, what…?!
jeena@piefed.jeena.net 1 month ago
Not like that!
Geetnerd@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“EXTERMINATE!”
Etterra@discuss.online 1 month ago
Robot: please remain calm, I’m here to assist you.
Patient: you’re choking me!
Robot: squeezes harder
Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ooo, I think I’ve seen this one
sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I love how people think this is the robot apocalypse and not the robots that the wealthy already use to fuck us over
RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I actually hope this is fake
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Zero dawn
WhatSay@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Can’t wait for the black mirror episode based on this, as if the dog robot wasn’t terrifying enough.
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s literally the plot to Horizon Zero Dawn
The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 1 month ago
[deleted]dukatos@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Written by Phillip K. Dick
123nope567@lemmy.world 1 month ago
BLOOD FOR THE VOID DRAGON
HKPiax@lemmy.world 1 month ago
angry War of the Worlds tripod noises
ZMoney@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Although several people in the replies have pointed out the actual truth behind this post, (…wikipedia.org/…/Energetically_Autonomous_Tactica…)
I do think this qualifies as misinformation. Given what happened on most other social networks, I can’t help feeling uneasy even though it’s a stupid joke post.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Awww I wanted it to gurgle blood in its wood chipper/mouth/head removal proboscis while it giggled through its speakers and says I Bring You Love, you know to attract more fuel.
It’s been a trying day.
6mementomorib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
MANKIND IS DEAD
lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
BAH GAWD
desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
finally, a way to save on burial costs and diesel at the same time.
Wofls@feddit.org 1 month ago
Someone got a lil too excited 'bout forever winter
MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 1 month ago
But that is not our mission, yet.
WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
This is the plot of Horizon Zero Dawn
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I guess I should get a bow and some arrows.
Case@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
I had some, before I moved.
Let me just say this, what came easy to young me in boy scouts… well, I’m just glad if I hit a safe area in the general direction I’m aiming.
The other issues is as a boy I shot off the right of the riser on a longbow, and this was an off the left takedown (recurve) bow - still the amount I sucked surprised me a little, lol.
So hopefully you have time to practice.
iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Probably should spoiler tag that.
entwine413@lemm.ee 1 month ago
It’s really not much of a spoiler.
elvith@feddit.org 1 month ago
In general yes, but… that game is now 8 years old, has a successor AND a remaster. So… I don’t really think this is a spoiler anymore at this point.