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If you think about it, any diesel powered vehicle is an organism powered robot
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Submitted 10 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Dasus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
And more than likely most of us here are using thinking stones powered by electricity created by very large machines far away eating organisms for fuel. Not to mention heating, but not everyone lives where there’s only two seasons; winter and July. (Actually I pay extra to have a 100% renewables contract I think but idk how well those work.)
lauha@lemmy.one 10 months ago
95% of Finland’s energy is already carbon neutral.
Grass@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
oh hey isn’t that the backstory to horizon zero dawn?
CitizenKong@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Well, at least there isn’t a narcissistic tech-billionaire around who doesn’t care about human lives and is closely associated with the government.
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah! Thank god that isn’t a thing! Also does anyone have the blueprints for tearblast arrows?
recarsion@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
"We finally invented the Torment Nexus from sci-fi classic Don’t create the Torment Nexus "
endeavor@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
The image is old enough for that.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus“
marble@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Paging Elisabet Sobek!
nectar45@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
BLOOD IS FUEL
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
dude remember that paper that came out that said “hey, you know we could have a colony on mars and build houses out of blood that’d be pretty fucked up right”
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
[deleted]SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Fuck Ted Faro
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s spelled Elon Musk actually.
Jarix@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The Matrix?
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
What’s really concerning is that I have no idea if this is satire.
thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I think this is actually a real thing, but from like 10 years ago.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Phew. Chicken fat doesn’t seem very good, as we have enough meat eating already, but man a robot that runs on lettuce would be cool!
cjk@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Partly real, partly fake. reuters.com/…/robot-was-designed-to-run-on-plant-…
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
But, but… protein is an essential part of a balanced diet, and can provide more energy to the eater. I guess solar panels would be too woke, even if even more energy.
And009@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
The game ‘high on life’ does it better.
bappity@lemmy.world 10 months ago
the orphan crushing machine is complete
fungalfelidae5@lemm.ee 10 months ago
finally…
galanthus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I read it as "robot that can eat orgasms for fuel. My version is better.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 10 months ago
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bier@feddit.nl 10 months ago
It was fun the first 3 times, but now it’s starting to hurt.
tehn00bi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Mankind is dead. Blood is fuel. Hell is full.
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Gabriel is hot🥵
tehn00bi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That game is a bit too hardcore for me. I’ve had it since very early on. I love everything that it has become. Except that it’s fucking hard.
gerowen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
There’s a whole video game series on why this is a terrible idea. (Horizon Zero Dawn)
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I really like those games. I just don’t want to be a character in them.
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Something something fuck Ted Faro
Warl0k3@lemmy.world 10 months ago
iirc this was just an engine that could run on most combustible hydrocarbons, a small gas turbine I think, and the press really stretched a badlt worded explanation of how it worked.
lovely_reader@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The photo, however, shows search and rescue robots.
cjk@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
EAT THE RICH! wait, what…?!
jeena@piefed.jeena.net 10 months ago
Not like that!
Geetnerd@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“EXTERMINATE!”
Etterra@discuss.online 10 months ago
Robot: please remain calm, I’m here to assist you.
Patient: you’re choking me!
Robot: squeezes harder
Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ooo, I think I’ve seen this one
sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
I love how people think this is the robot apocalypse and not the robots that the wealthy already use to fuck us over
RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I actually hope this is fake
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Zero dawn
WhatSay@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Can’t wait for the black mirror episode based on this, as if the dog robot wasn’t terrifying enough.
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s literally the plot to Horizon Zero Dawn
The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 10 months ago
[deleted]dukatos@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Written by Phillip K. Dick
123nope567@lemmy.world 10 months ago
BLOOD FOR THE VOID DRAGON
HKPiax@lemmy.world 10 months ago
angry War of the Worlds tripod noises
ZMoney@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Although several people in the replies have pointed out the actual truth behind this post, (…wikipedia.org/…/Energetically_Autonomous_Tactica…)
I do think this qualifies as misinformation. Given what happened on most other social networks, I can’t help feeling uneasy even though it’s a stupid joke post.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Awww I wanted it to gurgle blood in its wood chipper/mouth/head removal proboscis while it giggled through its speakers and says I Bring You Love, you know to attract more fuel.
It’s been a trying day.
6mementomorib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
MANKIND IS DEAD
lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
BAH GAWD
desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
finally, a way to save on burial costs and diesel at the same time.
Wofls@feddit.org 10 months ago
Someone got a lil too excited 'bout forever winter
MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 10 months ago
But that is not our mission, yet.
WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
This is the plot of Horizon Zero Dawn
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I guess I should get a bow and some arrows.
Case@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
I had some, before I moved.
Let me just say this, what came easy to young me in boy scouts… well, I’m just glad if I hit a safe area in the general direction I’m aiming.
The other issues is as a boy I shot off the right of the riser on a longbow, and this was an off the left takedown (recurve) bow - still the amount I sucked surprised me a little, lol.
So hopefully you have time to practice.
iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Probably should spoiler tag that.
entwine413@lemm.ee 10 months ago
It’s really not much of a spoiler.
elvith@feddit.org 10 months ago
In general yes, but… that game is now 8 years old, has a successor AND a remaster. So… I don’t really think this is a spoiler anymore at this point.