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If you think about it, any diesel powered vehicle is an organism powered robot
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Submitted 1 year ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Dasus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And more than likely most of us here are using thinking stones powered by electricity created by very large machines far away eating organisms for fuel. Not to mention heating, but not everyone lives where there’s only two seasons; winter and July. (Actually I pay extra to have a 100% renewables contract I think but idk how well those work.)
lauha@lemmy.one 1 year ago
95% of Finland’s energy is already carbon neutral.
Grass@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
oh hey isn’t that the backstory to horizon zero dawn?
CitizenKong@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Well, at least there isn’t a narcissistic tech-billionaire around who doesn’t care about human lives and is closely associated with the government.
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah! Thank god that isn’t a thing! Also does anyone have the blueprints for tearblast arrows?
recarsion@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
"We finally invented the Torment Nexus from sci-fi classic Don’t create the Torment Nexus "
endeavor@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
The image is old enough for that.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus“
marble@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Paging Elisabet Sobek!
nectar45@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
BLOOD IS FUEL
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
dude remember that paper that came out that said “hey, you know we could have a colony on mars and build houses out of blood that’d be pretty fucked up right”
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
[deleted]SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Fuck Ted Faro
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s spelled Elon Musk actually.
Jarix@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The Matrix?
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
What’s really concerning is that I have no idea if this is satire.
thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I think this is actually a real thing, but from like 10 years ago.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Phew. Chicken fat doesn’t seem very good, as we have enough meat eating already, but man a robot that runs on lettuce would be cool!
cjk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Partly real, partly fake. reuters.com/…/robot-was-designed-to-run-on-plant-…
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
But, but… protein is an essential part of a balanced diet, and can provide more energy to the eater. I guess solar panels would be too woke, even if even more energy.
And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
The game ‘high on life’ does it better.
bappity@lemmy.world 1 year ago
the orphan crushing machine is complete
fungalfelidae5@lemm.ee 1 year ago
finally…
galanthus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I read it as "robot that can eat orgasms for fuel. My version is better.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 1 year ago
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bier@feddit.nl 1 year ago
It was fun the first 3 times, but now it’s starting to hurt.
tehn00bi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Mankind is dead. Blood is fuel. Hell is full.
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Gabriel is hot🥵
tehn00bi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That game is a bit too hardcore for me. I’ve had it since very early on. I love everything that it has become. Except that it’s fucking hard.
gerowen@lemmy.world 1 year ago
There’s a whole video game series on why this is a terrible idea. (Horizon Zero Dawn)
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I really like those games. I just don’t want to be a character in them.
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Something something fuck Ted Faro
Warl0k3@lemmy.world 1 year ago
iirc this was just an engine that could run on most combustible hydrocarbons, a small gas turbine I think, and the press really stretched a badlt worded explanation of how it worked.
lovely_reader@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The photo, however, shows search and rescue robots.
cjk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
EAT THE RICH! wait, what…?!
jeena@piefed.jeena.net 1 year ago
Not like that!
Geetnerd@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“EXTERMINATE!”
Etterra@discuss.online 1 year ago
Robot: please remain calm, I’m here to assist you.
Patient: you’re choking me!
Robot: squeezes harder
Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ooo, I think I’ve seen this one
sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
I love how people think this is the robot apocalypse and not the robots that the wealthy already use to fuck us over
RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I actually hope this is fake
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Zero dawn
WhatSay@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
Can’t wait for the black mirror episode based on this, as if the dog robot wasn’t terrifying enough.
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s literally the plot to Horizon Zero Dawn
The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 1 year ago
[deleted]dukatos@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Written by Phillip K. Dick
123nope567@lemmy.world 1 year ago
BLOOD FOR THE VOID DRAGON
HKPiax@lemmy.world 1 year ago
angry War of the Worlds tripod noises
ZMoney@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Although several people in the replies have pointed out the actual truth behind this post, (…wikipedia.org/…/Energetically_Autonomous_Tactica…)
I do think this qualifies as misinformation. Given what happened on most other social networks, I can’t help feeling uneasy even though it’s a stupid joke post.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Awww I wanted it to gurgle blood in its wood chipper/mouth/head removal proboscis while it giggled through its speakers and says I Bring You Love, you know to attract more fuel.
It’s been a trying day.
6mementomorib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
MANKIND IS DEAD
lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
BAH GAWD
desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
finally, a way to save on burial costs and diesel at the same time.
Wofls@feddit.org 1 year ago
Someone got a lil too excited 'bout forever winter
MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 1 year ago
But that is not our mission, yet.
WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
This is the plot of Horizon Zero Dawn
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I guess I should get a bow and some arrows.
Case@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
I had some, before I moved.
Let me just say this, what came easy to young me in boy scouts… well, I’m just glad if I hit a safe area in the general direction I’m aiming.
The other issues is as a boy I shot off the right of the riser on a longbow, and this was an off the left takedown (recurve) bow - still the amount I sucked surprised me a little, lol.
So hopefully you have time to practice.
iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Probably should spoiler tag that.
entwine413@lemm.ee 1 year ago
It’s really not much of a spoiler.
elvith@feddit.org 1 year ago
In general yes, but… that game is now 8 years old, has a successor AND a remaster. So… I don’t really think this is a spoiler anymore at this point.