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What your coffee preparation method says about you

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • superkret@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    Slackware
    As simple as Arch, but the design is almost 100 years old and doesn’t need daily filter updates.

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    • rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      But also it burns the coffee

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      • superkret@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Only when you use it wrong.

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      • accideath@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It does not. A regular percolator does, as it circulates the coffee back into the boiling water, unlike a moka pot, where the finished coffee does not sit at the bottom close to the heat, but in the top compartment. You should take it off the stove as soon as it’s done to avoid getting the finished coffee back to a boil or overextracting the coffee but if you do it right, they make really good coffee. There are even some versions that feature a valve, so the coffee is cooked at a higher pressure, getting it a little closer to espresso and producing a nice –albeit short lived – crema.

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      • Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Tbh confused how you even managed to burn the coffe with this, as it is just evaporating water that filters through the coffee above - like did you put the coffee in the bottom part? 🤔

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      • doctordevice@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’ve used a moka pot nearly every day for 10 years, never burned my coffee with it. I’m not even sure how you’d do that unless you just completely ignore it when it’s done and leave it on the stove forever.

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      • BearOfaTime@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I can’t imagine how you burn coffee with a mocha pot.

        Like, you’d have to go out of your way and intentionally try to burn coffee with it.

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    • Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Do these work ok on a glass top stove?

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      • foofiepie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yes. Although I recommend getting the stainless steel version. It can work on anything even an induction hob. It’s the one I take travelling.

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      • superkret@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yes

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    • foofiepie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Me too. And a lot of chatter (how are people managing to burn the coffee!?) but no-one’s naming the distro.

      Classic. Stable. Easy to maintain. Need to take care to get the best results.

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  • witty_username@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Aeropress gang representing.
    I run debbie kde plasma x11 btw

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    • draughtcyclist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Aeropress gang, but running mint.

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      • simbico@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Same. “Works pretty well out of the box but I have the option to fuck it up”

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      • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Samesies

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    • apotheotic@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I was gonna say, how do you know an aeropress/nixos user - they’ll tell you. But Debian works too 😂

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    • InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Aeropress and PopOs

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    • AnAverageSnoot@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Aeropress and Fedora. Eh… Chemex is close enough to Aeropress

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  • str82L@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So what’s a cup of instant equivalent? Don’t tell me it’s Windows.

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    • witty_username@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Mac os. Windows wouldn’t be coffee at all

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      • accideath@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Nah, the macOS equivalent would be going to starbucks

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      • solsangraal@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        that’s good postum!

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    • badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      WSL2

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    • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Windows is Monster. Will give you your caffeine fix, does what is supposed to do, but will slowly destroy you.

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  • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    Linux Mint (Moccamaster) it just chugs along and makes the best coffee possible. Fast and reliable.

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    • BearOfaTime@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      $400 for a drip machine?

      Must be a Mac user.

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      • zod000@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Its not a drip machine though, it’s more like a Chemex that doesn’t require you to do the pouring.

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      • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        270€ on Amazon here, but you sure got a chuckle out of me 😁

        1 litre of delicious coffee in 5 minutes is hard to beat though.

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      • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It does make excellent drip coffee though. But best drip coffee imo comes from pour-over, but that can be less convenient than an automatic machine.

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    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Moccamaster<3

      I use debian btw

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    • zod000@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The analogy works well since its Debian-like, but way more awesome. The Moccamaster is great. As easy to use as a drip, but makes better coffee than the Chemex.

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    • kerf@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Why is this so accurate (even though I’ve tried many other distros and coffee makers)

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  • PanArab@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I use this:

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    Except my stove top is electric.

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    • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s just pretentious, man. You do that for the musafir but there’s no way you use that impossible to clean cezve on a daily basis.

      Here, use this:

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      A teaspoon for every little cup of water. Heat it fast until it simmers, stir like crazy for two minutes, let it froth slightly, pour.

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    • pyrflie@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
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      • kalpol@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Thank goodness poor openSUSE got some coffee here

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    • futatorius@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      القهوة العربية مع الهيل؟

      That’s the best.

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      • PanArab@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I prefer mine with chocolate actually, but I do like Arabic coffee with cardamom.

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  • cmhe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    NixOS would be like preparing coffee in a particle accelerator.

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    • BearOfaTime@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Well, dammit, now I gotta go try NixOS. Gee, thanks for sending me down the rabbit hole, like I have time for yet another one!

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    • tempest@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The device you’re looking for is called a coffee syphon. Like this one from hario www.hario-canada.ca/products/hario-syphon-tca-2

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    • fin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      …in a container

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  • Klanky@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I do French Press, where does that put me?

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    • olafurp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      PopOS

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      • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I feel like with french press being all manual PopOS isn’t the right fit.

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I think in this graphic I would replace the Fedora pour-over thing with a French Press because they already did pour-over with Arch.

      And then Android is a Starbucks cup.

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      • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        That fits. Just like Android, Starbucks coffee is well made, by someone who isn’t you.

        The quality of the final product is still in question though.

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      • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        And then Android is a Starbucks cup.

        That does Android a huge disservice. Android is a well made Nescafe. It’s not the coffee of your choice, but it is stable and reliable, and doesn’t make a fuss if you pour other coffees into it.

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      • AnAverageSnoot@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The pour-over thing is called Chemex just FYI

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    • EnderMB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m French Press and I use Fedora.

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  • bitwolf@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fedora would be a French Press.

    Reliable, consistent, broad information online on how to use one.

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    • Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s what I use, it’s so much simpler. And I only use the press because my wife refuses to buy me instant coffee, otherwise that’s what I’d drink, cause it’s so about ease for me. A press is easier to clean

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      • phoneymouse@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Beware the diterpenes

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  • pelya@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I prepare my coffee in a cup, and drink it with grounds. No milk, no sugar.

    I am an embedded developer.

    Sometimes when I’m too lazy to boil water, I leave coffee grounds with cold water in a cup overnight, the coffee is strong enough in the morning, and no need to wait for it to cool.

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    • IMALlama@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You’ve discovered cold brew!

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    • fubars@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I never have time for waiting for the kettle to boil so I do this on the daily.

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  • UnPassive@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Very happy to see myself correctly represented. I use a single cup pourover, BTW

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  • xav@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Excuse me but I’m a Debian user and I’m not using the same system since 10 years.

    More like 30 years.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Me, a Slackware user: eating raw coffee beans by themselves

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  • slazer2au@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My wife is an arch user… Oh no.

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  • jerkface@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I guess french pressers use BSD.

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  • lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I use a french press and endeavouros. don’t know what that says…

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    • FatLegTed@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It says there are at least two of us!

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      • Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Three now!

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  • qyron@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Forgot cold brewers.

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  • rbos@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Looseleaf earl grey and 20 years of debian.

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  • frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I normally enjoy engaging with this type of blatant stereotyping…but this? Treating Gentoo like it’s a real thing people use irl?

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  • TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    you have four deip coffees and NO French or Turkish?

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    • BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      ?

      Downvoted for lumping tea in with coffee. How dare you.

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  • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    i uh.

    I don’t drink coffee.

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    • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Oh I see, you enjoy licking the boot of Big Tea…

      (yes im joking)

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      • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        haven’t gotten around to tea yet. Perhaps someday in the future though.

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  • Toes@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    CentOS would be an empty coffee tin that still smells like coffee.

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  • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Can confirm. I’m a Debian user and use a Cuisinart grind and brew I’ve had for ages. It’s actually the second of two of the same model after the first broke following years of loyal service.

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    • sylver_dragon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I have a Cuisinart grind and brew, which is pushing a decade old at this point. Love the thing and will replace it with something similar if it dies before I do. But, I use Ubuntu on my server and Arch on my desktop. So, not this meme fits, but it is funny.

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      • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’ve been considering switching to Arch for my desktop. Is it worth it? Did you use anything else on desktop before switching?

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  • Johanno@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I use Nixos. And I trink tea.

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I like hot chocolate and use Ubuntu 😋

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  • rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Would drinking tea be a haiku user

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  • lvxferre@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I left Debian but Debian didn’t leave me, it seems…

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Isn’t the coffee prep between Fedora and Arch the same?

    Also what says it about me when I use those and the Ubuntu machine?

    Oh… Yeah my raspberry and my server run Ubuntu.

    My surface uses Fedora

    And my computer uses EndeavourOS.

    Yeah that checks out.

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  • BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You know what, this is really accurate. I won’t touch Ubuntu or a pod machine. I will use an old percolator, if necessary, but it’s not something I would ever pick over other options. I also bounce between other distros just as often as I bounce between coffee brewing methods!

    I wonder where openSUSE falls on this paradigm? Moka pot, maybe?

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  • futatorius@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I use a French press and Linux Mint.

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  • ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    #TeamV60

    But Mac user, sorry.

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