Aeropress gang representing.
I run debbie kde plasma x11 btw
What your coffee preparation method says about you
Submitted 5 months ago by QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz to memes@sopuli.xyz
https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/f559c08f-3fa7-4055-be96-24ea89fc7730.webp
Comments
witty_username@feddit.nl 5 months ago
draughtcyclist@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Aeropress gang, but running mint.
simbico@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
Same. “Works pretty well out of the box but I have the option to fuck it up”
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Samesies
apotheotic@beehaw.org 5 months ago
I was gonna say, how do you know an aeropress/nixos user - they’ll tell you. But Debian works too 😂
InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Aeropress and PopOs
AnAverageSnoot@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Aeropress and Fedora. Eh… Chemex is close enough to Aeropress
str82L@lemmy.world 5 months ago
So what’s a cup of instant equivalent? Don’t tell me it’s Windows.
witty_username@feddit.nl 5 months ago
Mac os. Windows wouldn’t be coffee at all
accideath@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Nah, the macOS equivalent would be going to starbucks
solsangraal@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
that’s good postum!
badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world 5 months ago
WSL2
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Windows is Monster. Will give you your caffeine fix, does what is supposed to do, but will slowly destroy you.
Valmond@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Linux Mint (Moccamaster) it just chugs along and makes the best coffee possible. Fast and reliable.
BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 5 months ago
$400 for a drip machine?
Must be a Mac user.
zod000@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Its not a drip machine though, it’s more like a Chemex that doesn’t require you to do the pouring.
Valmond@lemmy.world 5 months ago
270€ on Amazon here, but you sure got a chuckle out of me 😁
1 litre of delicious coffee in 5 minutes is hard to beat though.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 months ago
It does make excellent drip coffee though. But best drip coffee imo comes from pour-over, but that can be less convenient than an automatic machine.
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Moccamaster<3
I use debian btw
zod000@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
The analogy works well since its Debian-like, but way more awesome. The Moccamaster is great. As easy to use as a drip, but makes better coffee than the Chemex.
kerf@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Why is this so accurate (even though I’ve tried many other distros and coffee makers)
PanArab@lemm.ee 5 months ago
tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
pyrflie@lemm.ee 5 months ago
[deleted]kalpol@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Thank goodness poor openSUSE got some coffee here
futatorius@lemm.ee 5 months ago
القهوة العربية مع الهيل؟
That’s the best.
PanArab@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I prefer mine with chocolate actually, but I do like Arabic coffee with cardamom.
cmhe@lemmy.world 5 months ago
NixOS would be like preparing coffee in a particle accelerator.
BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Well, dammit, now I gotta go try NixOS. Gee, thanks for sending me down the rabbit hole, like I have time for yet another one!
tempest@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
The device you’re looking for is called a coffee syphon. Like this one from hario www.hario-canada.ca/products/hario-syphon-tca-2
fin@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
…in a container
Klanky@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
I do French Press, where does that put me?
olafurp@lemmy.world 5 months ago
PopOS
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I feel like with french press being all manual PopOS isn’t the right fit.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I think in this graphic I would replace the Fedora pour-over thing with a French Press because they already did pour-over with Arch.
And then Android is a Starbucks cup.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
That fits. Just like Android, Starbucks coffee is well made, by someone who isn’t you.
The quality of the final product is still in question though.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
And then Android is a Starbucks cup.
That does Android a huge disservice. Android is a well made Nescafe. It’s not the coffee of your choice, but it is stable and reliable, and doesn’t make a fuss if you pour other coffees into it.
AnAverageSnoot@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
The pour-over thing is called Chemex just FYI
EnderMB@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’m French Press and I use Fedora.
bitwolf@lemmy.one 5 months ago
Fedora would be a French Press.
Reliable, consistent, broad information online on how to use one.
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 5 months ago
That’s what I use, it’s so much simpler. And I only use the press because my wife refuses to buy me instant coffee, otherwise that’s what I’d drink, cause it’s so about ease for me. A press is easier to clean
phoneymouse@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Beware the diterpenes
pelya@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I prepare my coffee in a cup, and drink it with grounds. No milk, no sugar.
I am an embedded developer.
Sometimes when I’m too lazy to boil water, I leave coffee grounds with cold water in a cup overnight, the coffee is strong enough in the morning, and no need to wait for it to cool.
IMALlama@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You’ve discovered cold brew!
fubars@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I never have time for waiting for the kettle to boil so I do this on the daily.
UnPassive@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Very happy to see myself correctly represented. I use a single cup pourover, BTW
xav@programming.dev 5 months ago
Excuse me but I’m a Debian user and I’m not using the same system since 10 years.
More like 30 years.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 months ago
Me, a Slackware user: eating raw coffee beans by themselves
slazer2au@lemmy.world 5 months ago
My wife is an arch user… Oh no.
jerkface@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
I guess french pressers use BSD.
lime@feddit.nu 5 months ago
I use a french press and endeavouros. don’t know what that says…
FatLegTed@piefed.social 5 months ago
It says there are at least two of us!
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 5 months ago
Three now!
qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
Forgot cold brewers.
rbos@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Looseleaf earl grey and 20 years of debian.
frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 5 months ago
I normally enjoy engaging with this type of blatant stereotyping…but this? Treating Gentoo like it’s a real thing people use irl?
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 5 months ago
you have four deip coffees and NO French or Turkish?
BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 5 months ago
?
Downvoted for lumping tea in with coffee. How dare you.
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
i uh.
I don’t drink coffee.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Oh I see, you enjoy licking the boot of Big Tea…
(yes im joking)
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
haven’t gotten around to tea yet. Perhaps someday in the future though.
Toes@ani.social 5 months ago
CentOS would be an empty coffee tin that still smells like coffee.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 months ago
Can confirm. I’m a Debian user and use a Cuisinart grind and brew I’ve had for ages. It’s actually the second of two of the same model after the first broke following years of loyal service.
sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I have a Cuisinart grind and brew, which is pushing a decade old at this point. Love the thing and will replace it with something similar if it dies before I do. But, I use Ubuntu on my server and Arch on my desktop. So, not this meme fits, but it is funny.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 months ago
I’ve been considering switching to Arch for my desktop. Is it worth it? Did you use anything else on desktop before switching?
Johanno@feddit.org 5 months ago
I use Nixos. And I trink tea.
robocall@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I like hot chocolate and use Ubuntu 😋
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Would drinking tea be a haiku user
lvxferre@mander.xyz 5 months ago
I left Debian but Debian didn’t leave me, it seems…
DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 months ago
Isn’t the coffee prep between Fedora and Arch the same?
Also what says it about me when I use those and the Ubuntu machine?
Oh… Yeah my raspberry and my server run Ubuntu.
My surface uses Fedora
And my computer uses EndeavourOS.
Yeah that checks out.
BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You know what, this is really accurate. I won’t touch Ubuntu or a pod machine. I will use an old percolator, if necessary, but it’s not something I would ever pick over other options. I also bounce between other distros just as often as I bounce between coffee brewing methods!
I wonder where openSUSE falls on this paradigm? Moka pot, maybe?
futatorius@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I use a French press and Linux Mint.
ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
#TeamV60
But Mac user, sorry.
superkret@feddit.org 5 months ago
Image
Slackware
As simple as Arch, but the design is almost 100 years old and doesn’t need daily filter updates.
rockSlayer@lemmy.world 5 months ago
But also it burns the coffee
superkret@feddit.org 5 months ago
Only when you use it wrong.
accideath@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It does not. A regular percolator does, as it circulates the coffee back into the boiling water, unlike a moka pot, where the finished coffee does not sit at the bottom close to the heat, but in the top compartment. You should take it off the stove as soon as it’s done to avoid getting the finished coffee back to a boil or overextracting the coffee but if you do it right, they make really good coffee. There are even some versions that feature a valve, so the coffee is cooked at a higher pressure, getting it a little closer to espresso and producing a nice –albeit short lived – crema.
Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
Tbh confused how you even managed to burn the coffe with this, as it is just evaporating water that filters through the coffee above - like did you put the coffee in the bottom part? 🤔
doctordevice@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
I’ve used a moka pot nearly every day for 10 years, never burned my coffee with it. I’m not even sure how you’d do that unless you just completely ignore it when it’s done and leave it on the stove forever.
BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I can’t imagine how you burn coffee with a mocha pot.
Like, you’d have to go out of your way and intentionally try to burn coffee with it.
Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Do these work ok on a glass top stove?
foofiepie@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Yes. Although I recommend getting the stainless steel version. It can work on anything even an induction hob. It’s the one I take travelling.
superkret@feddit.org 5 months ago
Yes
foofiepie@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Me too. And a lot of chatter (how are people managing to burn the coffee!?) but no-one’s naming the distro.
Classic. Stable. Easy to maintain. Need to take care to get the best results.