Yeah that seems pretty on point (espresso maker).
What your coffee preparation method says about you
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DontMakeMoreBabies@lemm.ee 4 months ago
olafurp@lemmy.world 4 months ago
KDE is an office coffee machine with billion options
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 months ago
It reminds me of most modern microwaves that have bazillion different options and buttons, meanwhile most people just use like the +30 sec button, stop and maybe just maybe the defrost button.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Percolator: Mandrake user. Holy god someone’s still using that old thing.
masterofn001@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
I have a pour over, a french press, and a drip filter.
I use xfce, BTW.
Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Or maybe use Ubuntu so you have time to make the espresso?
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
All of the above plus moka pot, Aeropress, cold brew, french press, and instant.
Just like with OS selection, I hold no allegiance and use the tool that best fits the requirements.
Jean_le_Flambeur@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
I use Debian and USA a French French press since 9 years ^^
Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Also French press (this one) here.
Mostly Xubuntu but also SteamOS and EndeavourOS with KDE Plasma DE.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Does it affect the taste too much if you put the top on with the plunge down just a little bit? That’s what I usually do when doing cofe
JayDee@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
Hey, I’m no Ubuntu user! … I’m a linux mint user. /j
RangerJosie@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I drink instant coffee. Black.
clutchtwopointzero@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Ubuntu is instant coffee.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 months ago
Yeah; that’s generally what those Kuerig things make. Individually packaged cups of instant coffee.
servobobo@feddit.nl 4 months ago
LFS guy: chews the unground beans
qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 4 months ago
Debian (i3 on laptop, headless on homelab).
But apparently my coffee is Arch.
9point6@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Is a bean to cup espresso machine Calculate Linux then?
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I don’t drink coffee and I don’t have a computer, so I guess it’s accurate!
nathanjent@programming.dev 4 months ago
What if I modded my Keurig to use coffee grounds instead of wasteful k cups? I use Manjaro btw.
Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world 4 months ago
What exactly is the arch one doing? That looks simple and awesome and I hate cleaning my French press.
wpb@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Oh my goodness you are in for a treat! Pourover coffee is in my opinion the best way to prepare a cup. Get yourself a v60, and the paper filters that go with it, watch a James Hoffman video on proper v60 technique, and enjoy.
oo1@lemmings.world 4 months ago
It’s simply, filter paper, coffee mug. With plastic cone thingy in between to hold the filter paper above the cup
It’s the same as Debian really, it just looks more primitive.
Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’s essentially a funnel with a flat base. I just cut the bottom of one of mine to be more flat and works just as well.
StopTouchingYourPhone@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It IS simple and awesome, and it can be cheap af. Got mine from a dollarstore 2 decades ago and I still love it more than any other coffee prep.
AA5B@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I have one of those for camping but never actually got to trynit
pyrflie@lemm.ee 4 months ago
[deleted]Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I am lazy and hate cleaning so this is cool to me
MartianFox@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
Look into V60 pourover or Aeropress in that case
Zink@programming.dev 4 months ago
I prefer adderall over caffeine, and I use mint btw.
Cethin@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
I use a Chemex, and I have used Fedora. I’m on Garuda now, which is my favorite, which is Arch based but with extra stuff, so the Chemex makes a lot of sense (fancy pour-over).
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Yes, I’m a Fedora user.
And yes, I own the Fedora type coffee thingy.
But I only use Fedora because of the great atomic variants, and I only own that thingy because I don’t drink coffee, and it’s a cheap way to still offer some to guests.
JayEchoRay@lemmy.world 4 months ago
As somone who just made the move from Mint to Fedora, I hate how accurate that is for me as that was my first thought when I deciding what to install
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Okay, I have a Keurig for convenience but I prefer to make my coffee using a method that isn’t described here.
If you’re wondering, I prefer the French press.
ggppjj@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I use an off-brand clone of a Nespresso machine with off-brand pods. Hannah Montana Linux?
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Mannah Hontana Lunix.
boonhet@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Formerly Gentoo, now TumbleWeed user. But this chart doesn’t align
I put the ground coffee (a lot of it) in the mug and pour hot water. Stir it a bit later, then the grounds stay put in the bottom usually. I’ve been told I drink asphalt, but then I just feel like everyone drinks very weak coffee. I do this because I want it to be a quick process, I don’t want to buy a fancy machine that requires maintenace, and I want my coffee to have a proper kick.
What distro does this mean?
Betty_Boopie@lemmy.world 4 months ago
That sounds like the TempleOS equivalent of coffee methods
boonhet@lemm.ee 4 months ago
It’s moderately common in my country where coffee is often consumed for the caffeine content and not the taste. We call it the “thief’s coffee” because it’s minimal prep to get your fix quickly, almost as if you were committing a burglary lol
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Alright, which one of you has a Gagguino? Just tell us already, no need to create some impetus to bring it up.
Lemjukes@lemm.ee 4 months ago
I am an Ubuntu user and have one of the cheaper espresso machines out there. I feel very confused, but I’m also new.
BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 4 months ago
My cheap ($100) espresso machine takes less time than a Mr. Coffee/drip machine.
Lemjukes@lemm.ee 4 months ago
I like the reliable simplicity of my machine but also the gadgety, mechanical, ritual of the thing. It’s an active procedure with parts that have to be loaded, locket together and there’s knobs and buttons and it makes all kinds of fun noises. Sure it’s probably superfluous to the method of creating a tasty caffeine vehicle. But I enjoy the process of making it work.
CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Apparently, I’m a gentoo user.
I use arch by the way
blaue_Fledermaus@mstdn.io 4 months ago
Filter into a Thermos?
haerrii@feddit.org 4 months ago
Maybe Tumbleweed? You get bare coffee, with a well built stable base.
czech@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Hah, this checks out for me.
FiskFisk33@startrek.website 4 months ago
…oh no
Lightfire228@pawb.social 4 months ago
I use a drip machine, btw