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What your coffee preparation method says about you

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • Toes@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    CentOS would be an empty coffee tin that still smells like coffee.

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  • lvxferre@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I left Debian but Debian didn’t leave me, it seems…

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  • futatorius@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I use a French press and Linux Mint.

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  • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Can confirm. I’m a Debian user and use a Cuisinart grind and brew I’ve had for ages. It’s actually the second of two of the same model after the first broke following years of loyal service.

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    • sylver_dragon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I have a Cuisinart grind and brew, which is pushing a decade old at this point. Love the thing and will replace it with something similar if it dies before I do. But, I use Ubuntu on my server and Arch on my desktop. So, not this meme fits, but it is funny.

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      • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I’ve been considering switching to Arch for my desktop. Is it worth it? Did you use anything else on desktop before switching?

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  • ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    #TeamV60

    But Mac user, sorry.

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    • BorgDrone@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      V60 is my main, but also have a french press and a manual espresso machine (Flair Pro 2).

      Mac user as well.

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      • zalgotext@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        How do you like your flair? I’ve been considering getting one for a while now but haven’t been able to pull the trigger yet

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    • dlok@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Also v60 but mint… sorry

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  • Cethin@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I use a Chemex, and I have used Fedora. I’m on Garuda now, which is my favorite, which is Arch based but with extra stuff, so the Chemex makes a lot of sense (fancy pour-over).

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  • Lightfire228@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I use a drip machine, btw

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  • DontMakeMoreBabies@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yeah that seems pretty on point (espresso maker).

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  • clutchtwopointzero@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ubuntu is instant coffee.

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yeah; that’s generally what those Kuerig things make. Individually packaged cups of instant coffee.

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Isn’t the coffee prep between Fedora and Arch the same?

    Also what says it about me when I use those and the Ubuntu machine?

    Oh… Yeah my raspberry and my server run Ubuntu.

    My surface uses Fedora

    And my computer uses EndeavourOS.

    Yeah that checks out.

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    • florge@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The jug is bloat

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      • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Filtered directly into the mouth.

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Fedora and Arch are both pour-over, which is a subset of drip coffee. Would be nice to pick distros that really show that family tree.

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  • olafurp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    KDE is an office coffee machine with billion options

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It reminds me of most modern microwaves that have bazillion different options and buttons, meanwhile most people just use like the +30 sec button, stop and maybe just maybe the defrost button.

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Percolator: Mandrake user. Holy god someone’s still using that old thing.

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  • masterofn001@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I have a pour over, a french press, and a drip filter.

    I use xfce, BTW.

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  • Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Or maybe use Ubuntu so you have time to make the espresso?

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  • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    All of the above plus moka pot, Aeropress, cold brew, french press, and instant.

    Just like with OS selection, I hold no allegiance and use the tool that best fits the requirements.

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  • oo1@lemmings.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    apple mac?

    https://youtu.be/_iw9LOL0Vlc

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    • frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Nah, apple would be refusing to learn anything about coffee or coffee making and drive to a store to have the arch user do stuff for them (Philz coffee if you aren’t from the bay area)

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    • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      V60 with chemex filters … good combo.

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  • Jean_le_Flambeur@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I use Debian and USA a French French press since 9 years ^^

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    • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Also French press (this one) here.

      Image

      Mostly Xubuntu but also SteamOS and EndeavourOS with KDE Plasma DE.

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      • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Does it affect the taste too much if you put the top on with the plunge down just a little bit? That’s what I usually do when doing cofe

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  • servobobo@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    LFS guy: chews the unground beans

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  • qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Debian (i3 on laptop, headless on homelab).

    But apparently my coffee is Arch.

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  • Embarrassingskidmark@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    How insightful

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What does malt coffee say about me?

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  • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yes, I’m a Fedora user.

    And yes, I own the Fedora type coffee thingy.

    But I only use Fedora because of the great atomic variants, and I only own that thingy because I don’t drink coffee, and it’s a cheap way to still offer some to guests.

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  • JayEchoRay@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    As somone who just made the move from Mint to Fedora, I hate how accurate that is for me as that was my first thought when I deciding what to install

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  • 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Is a bean to cup espresso machine Calculate Linux then?

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  • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Okay, I have a Keurig for convenience but I prefer to make my coffee using a method that isn’t described here.

    If you’re wondering, I prefer the French press.

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  • ggppjj@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I use an off-brand clone of a Nespresso machine with off-brand pods. Hannah Montana Linux?

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Mannah Hontana Lunix.

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  • boonhet@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Formerly Gentoo, now TumbleWeed user. But this chart doesn’t align

    I put the ground coffee (a lot of it) in the mug and pour hot water. Stir it a bit later, then the grounds stay put in the bottom usually. I’ve been told I drink asphalt, but then I just feel like everyone drinks very weak coffee. I do this because I want it to be a quick process, I don’t want to buy a fancy machine that requires maintenace, and I want my coffee to have a proper kick.

    What distro does this mean?

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    • Betty_Boopie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That sounds like the TempleOS equivalent of coffee methods

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      • boonhet@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        It’s moderately common in my country where coffee is often consumed for the caffeine content and not the taste. We call it the “thief’s coffee” because it’s minimal prep to get your fix quickly, almost as if you were committing a burglary lol

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  • SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Alright, which one of you has a Gagguino? Just tell us already, no need to create some impetus to bring it up.

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  • Lemjukes@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I am an Ubuntu user and have one of the cheaper espresso machines out there. I feel very confused, but I’m also new.

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    • BearOfaTime@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      My cheap ($100) espresso machine takes less time than a Mr. Coffee/drip machine.

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      • Lemjukes@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I like the reliable simplicity of my machine but also the gadgety, mechanical, ritual of the thing. It’s an active procedure with parts that have to be loaded, locket together and there’s knobs and buttons and it makes all kinds of fun noises. Sure it’s probably superfluous to the method of creating a tasty caffeine vehicle. But I enjoy the process of making it work.

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