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What your coffee preparation method says about you

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • Lightfire228@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I use a drip machine, btw

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  • DontMakeMoreBabies@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yeah that seems pretty on point (espresso maker).

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  • olafurp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    KDE is an office coffee machine with billion options

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It reminds me of most modern microwaves that have bazillion different options and buttons, meanwhile most people just use like the +30 sec button, stop and maybe just maybe the defrost button.

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Percolator: Mandrake user. Holy god someone’s still using that old thing.

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  • masterofn001@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I have a pour over, a french press, and a drip filter.

    I use xfce, BTW.

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  • Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Or maybe use Ubuntu so you have time to make the espresso?

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  • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    All of the above plus moka pot, Aeropress, cold brew, french press, and instant.

    Just like with OS selection, I hold no allegiance and use the tool that best fits the requirements.

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  • Jean_le_Flambeur@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I use Debian and USA a French French press since 9 years ^^

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    • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Also French press (this one) here.

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      Mostly Xubuntu but also SteamOS and EndeavourOS with KDE Plasma DE.

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      • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Does it affect the taste too much if you put the top on with the plunge down just a little bit? That’s what I usually do when doing cofe

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  • JayDee@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hey, I’m no Ubuntu user! … I’m a linux mint user. /j

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  • RangerJosie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I drink instant coffee. Black.

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  • clutchtwopointzero@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ubuntu is instant coffee.

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah; that’s generally what those Kuerig things make. Individually packaged cups of instant coffee.

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  • servobobo@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    LFS guy: chews the unground beans

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  • qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Debian (i3 on laptop, headless on homelab).

    But apparently my coffee is Arch.

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  • 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Is a bean to cup espresso machine Calculate Linux then?

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  • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t drink coffee and I don’t have a computer, so I guess it’s accurate!

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  • nathanjent@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What if I modded my Keurig to use coffee grounds instead of wasteful k cups? I use Manjaro btw.

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  • Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What exactly is the arch one doing? That looks simple and awesome and I hate cleaning my French press.

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    • wpb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Oh my goodness you are in for a treat! Pourover coffee is in my opinion the best way to prepare a cup. Get yourself a v60, and the paper filters that go with it, watch a James Hoffman video on proper v60 technique, and enjoy.

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    • oo1@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s simply, filter paper, coffee mug. With plastic cone thingy in between to hold the filter paper above the cup

      It’s the same as Debian really, it just looks more primitive.

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    • Pilferjinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s essentially a funnel with a flat base. I just cut the bottom of one of mine to be more flat and works just as well.

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    • StopTouchingYourPhone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It IS simple and awesome, and it can be cheap af. Got mine from a dollarstore 2 decades ago and I still love it more than any other coffee prep.

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    • AA5B@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I have one of those for camping but never actually got to trynit

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    • pyrflie@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
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      • Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I am lazy and hate cleaning so this is cool to me

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    • MartianFox@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Look into V60 pourover or Aeropress in that case

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  • Zink@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I prefer adderall over caffeine, and I use mint btw.

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  • Cethin@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I use a Chemex, and I have used Fedora. I’m on Garuda now, which is my favorite, which is Arch based but with extra stuff, so the Chemex makes a lot of sense (fancy pour-over).

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  • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yes, I’m a Fedora user.

    And yes, I own the Fedora type coffee thingy.

    But I only use Fedora because of the great atomic variants, and I only own that thingy because I don’t drink coffee, and it’s a cheap way to still offer some to guests.

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  • JayEchoRay@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    As somone who just made the move from Mint to Fedora, I hate how accurate that is for me as that was my first thought when I deciding what to install

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  • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Okay, I have a Keurig for convenience but I prefer to make my coffee using a method that isn’t described here.

    If you’re wondering, I prefer the French press.

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  • ggppjj@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I use an off-brand clone of a Nespresso machine with off-brand pods. Hannah Montana Linux?

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Mannah Hontana Lunix.

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  • boonhet@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Formerly Gentoo, now TumbleWeed user. But this chart doesn’t align

    I put the ground coffee (a lot of it) in the mug and pour hot water. Stir it a bit later, then the grounds stay put in the bottom usually. I’ve been told I drink asphalt, but then I just feel like everyone drinks very weak coffee. I do this because I want it to be a quick process, I don’t want to buy a fancy machine that requires maintenace, and I want my coffee to have a proper kick.

    What distro does this mean?

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    • Betty_Boopie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That sounds like the TempleOS equivalent of coffee methods

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      • boonhet@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It’s moderately common in my country where coffee is often consumed for the caffeine content and not the taste. We call it the “thief’s coffee” because it’s minimal prep to get your fix quickly, almost as if you were committing a burglary lol

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  • SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Alright, which one of you has a Gagguino? Just tell us already, no need to create some impetus to bring it up.

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  • Lemjukes@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I am an Ubuntu user and have one of the cheaper espresso machines out there. I feel very confused, but I’m also new.

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    • BearOfaTime@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      My cheap ($100) espresso machine takes less time than a Mr. Coffee/drip machine.

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      • Lemjukes@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I like the reliable simplicity of my machine but also the gadgety, mechanical, ritual of the thing. It’s an active procedure with parts that have to be loaded, locket together and there’s knobs and buttons and it makes all kinds of fun noises. Sure it’s probably superfluous to the method of creating a tasty caffeine vehicle. But I enjoy the process of making it work.

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  • CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Apparently, I’m a gentoo user.

    I use arch by the way

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  • blaue_Fledermaus@mstdn.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Filter into a Thermos?

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    • haerrii@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Maybe Tumbleweed? You get bare coffee, with a well built stable base.

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  • czech@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hah, this checks out for me.

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  • FiskFisk33@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    …oh no

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