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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • NegativeInf@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Simple. It’s the combustion process of the luminiferous aether, which is like the cosmic equivalent of air, just finer and undetectable by modern instruments. See, the sun doesn’t need oxygen like regular fires because it’s tapping into this vast reservoir of aether that permeates the entire universe. As the sun rotates, it creates pressure waves that compress the aether particles, causing them to vibrate intensely. These vibrations generate heat through a process called “aetheric oscillation.”

    Now, since the sun is massive, it can harness an unlimited amount of aether, and the energy release is what we experience as sunlight. Think of it like a giant cosmic steam engine, except instead of coal and water, it’s running on pure space aether and high-velocity vibrations. And that’s why it keeps burning without needing any of that “earthbound” oxygen nonsense. It’s all about the oscillation efficiency, really.

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    • rbesfe@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You should present your findings to the queen, this is a very important development in the field of astrological studies

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      • SirSamuel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I would watch this episode of Black Adder

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  • courgette@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It’s actually all LEDs

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    • riskable@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      God’s keyboard

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    • Vilian@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Nah, it’s incandescent, that explain the heat

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    • pigup@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Solar powered, no less

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  • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    No oxygen in space? Dude, there’s tons of it, it’s just all getting sucked into the sun. The further away from the sun you get, the more oxygen there is.

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    • OpenStars@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Like, almost 100% of all oxygen in the entire universe is in space, rather than Earth:-P.

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    • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      So that’s why the solar wind blows inward, eh?

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  • Infynis@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The sun is actually a sad FAILED star! SMALL! When you look at the stars I look at Big stars strong stars. The sun is Nothing! Crooked Mercury props it up! That’s why Mercury lops so bad now. Sad. The other stars they want toake our sun into one of those shithole stars. BLACK HOLES!! Not me though I love the Sun ask anyone. No one can take care of the sun like me. We’re practically the same color

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    • ladicius@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      😂

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  • nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This is to blame on solar panels. Modern ones are very black, i.e. a serious lack of light, creating a photonic imbalance that forces light upwards, where gravitational clustering creates an illusion of a burning spherical object.
    If you are in doubt about this, check old photos- there’s no picture of the sun before the invention of solar panels. Same goes for paintings, although really old ones have a sort of symbolic sun-like object, which may be caused by the solar panels on visiting aliens’ starships (ref. Von Dänicken, 1968).

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    • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      solar panels. Modern ones are very black

      Is this why the far right hates solar?

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      • nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        This could very well be, interesting hypothesis

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      • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        No, that’s because the Democrats placed sanctions on the original, oil fueled sun. They were bought it by Big Solar, but the GOP’s corporate paymasters want to resume the oil exports, but they can’t so long as the embargo is in place, which means Big Solar stole their monopoly.

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  • Contramuffin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It’s very simple - the sun isn’t burning. The sun is actually a very large healing crystal. As you may know, healing crystals capture the harmonic vibrations of the universe and turn them into things that are good for our health, like warmth, vitamins, essential oils, and positive ions.

    The sun is made out of a healing crystal that converts the vibrations into warmth, witch is what we see as sunlight. The sun is so big that it’s able to capture a lot of harmonic vibrations and so it makes a lot of warmth.

    The real question is who polished the healing crystal that forms the sun, and who put it up into space. The natural answer is that it’s clearly done by my good friend Moonlight Namaste, and she will teach you how to do the same thing if you visit her blog and sign up for her meditation classes. With enough guided meditation, you too will start to see the universal vibrations and learn how to change your oscillations to match the universal vibrations. The first 200 people who sign up will get a free dream catcher, so sign up today!

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    • spechter@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Plesse delete this before any nutjob starts copying it.

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      • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        No no, let them cook.

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    • DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      But how can a healing crystal cause skin cancer? The sun is a deadly laser, after all…

      unless it’s also a laser crystal! Gotcha, Illuminati!

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The sun is the male of its species, and it’s appearance is bright and flashy, used to attract a mate. Unfortunately there’s no female stars nearby. So the poor, stupid thing has spent billions of years courting Jupiter instead.

    But not only is Jupiter a whole different species, it already has a mate - Saturn. You can easily tell that Jupiter’s the male because of its own flashy coloration. Plus, you can even see the ring it gave Saturn when they got married, as well as it’s own much more modest wedding ring.

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    • Wes4Humanity@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Little known fact, stars are actually like angler fish… The male is significantly smaller than the female of the species.

      Image

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      • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        “Shock, shock, horror, horror. Shock, shock, horror.”
        “I’ll shout myself hoarse for your supernatural course”

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    • Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      He*

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  • luciole@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Trick question. The sun is in the sky (daytime) not in space (nighttime)! As we all know, the higher you are, the less there is oxygen. That is because the sun burns most of the oxygen in the sky. Fortunately plants produce oxygen in the daytime faster than the sun burns it. It’s common sense really.

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    • nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      This is solid science. 10/10 would smoke again.

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  • Corno@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Good question. The reason the sun is burning in space is because it is very spicy in space.

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  • hexdream@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Spite. Pure spite. Here, have some cancer you ungrateful bastards.

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  • quinkin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Once you realise the so called “sun” is really flat, the answer becomes obvious.

    They pipe the oxygen in from behind the sun.

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  • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Due, because of fusion of course.

    Protons in the sun’s core fuse until they form oxygen and carbon and those burn on the surface.

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    • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      So it’s all just a scam?

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  • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You got it the wrong way round

    Space has no oxygen because the Sun burned it all.

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    • Kwakigra@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I like this one because it’s almost close to being true.

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  • ryannathans@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The sun is a government projection you idiots

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    • shasta@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I thought only the Republicans projected

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      • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Republicans, Putin, Netanyahu - they’re an students of the game.

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  • Gobbel2000@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Like rocket engines in space, the sun has its own oxidizer tank. Let’s hope it won’t run out anytime soon.

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    • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Oops! I punctured the tank.

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    • BurningRiver@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I think it’s got about 3-4 billion years left in the tank, if I remember reading correctly. It won’t be humanity’s problem.

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  • SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It’s the weight of responsibility for keeping the solar system together.

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  • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    At the center you will find a cat tied to a piece of buttered toast.

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    A: The sun isn’t in space it’s its own self contained atmosphere,

    B: The sun has oxygen, or at least it would except…

    C: The sun isn’t “on fire” it’s a fusion reactor, which means it is so hot that the electrons are free flowing so they don’t form into traditional atoms and the nucleus is under so much pressure that the nucleus can combine into a new element releasing ungodly amounts of energy.

    D: magic probably.

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    • urda@lebowski.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      D. Final answer.

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      • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        D:

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    • Codandchips@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      A: The sun isn’t in space it’s its own self contained atmosphere,>

      So would you say it’s been towed outside the environment into it’s own environment…?

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      • Malfeasant@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Which side is the front? I don’t think it’s fallen off yet.

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  • GammaGames@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Because the sun is so full of hate that it literally cannot stop burning

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    • Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Super Mario Bros. 3 proves this is true.

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  • lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Well, First Of All, With God, All Things Are Possible, So Jot That Down

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    • OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Amun-Ra approves this message.

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  • Malfeasant@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The sun isn’t space, it has plenty of oxygen.

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  • Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It’s burning from the scorching hot insults we throw at it.

    Here’s my insult to feed the sun

    Youre trying to be the center of attention, but really you’re just a big ball of gas with a serious ego problem, and you don’t see it because you’re blinded by yourself.

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    • kevin@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      The sun is a miasma of incandescent plasma

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  • Sabre363@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The Sun uses original oxygen called hydrogen, that and she thicc af with all that gravity

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  • Narauko@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The sun is a giant lithium battery that became a spicy pillow and then exploded, and as everyone knows you can’t put out a lithium battery fire like a regular fire. The fire department just pushed it out there into space beyond the environment to let it burn itself out, which is expected to take at least 5 billion more years.

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    • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      didn’t know Samsung made the sun

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    • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Huh. And here I thought it was the furnace where politicians shoveled all the evidence of their graft. TIL

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      • TheRealKuni@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Nah. Takes more delta v to get the evidence to the sun than to throw it out of the solar system.

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  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Because the Telltubbies perform live human sacrifice at the Summer Solstice to summon a New Sun.

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  • svnipni@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It’s just very angry

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  • BluesF@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Everything comes from stars including oxygen, duh.

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    • Gremour@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That is a scientifically correct answer. Not for this question, though.

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  • RandomVideos@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The sun is actually just a giant mirror that makes small things look really big and the thing you see in the sky is just a really bright light bulb

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  • CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It’s a GOD, stupid. It can do whatever it wants.

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  • celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Easy. Ever heard of solar gonorrhea?

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