It’s actually all LEDs
Oxygen
Submitted 4 days ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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courgette@lemmy.world 4 days ago
riskable@programming.dev 4 days ago
God’s keyboard
Vilian@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
Nah, it’s incandescent, that explain the heat
pigup@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Solar powered, no less
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
No oxygen in space? Dude, there’s tons of it, it’s just all getting sucked into the sun. The further away from the sun you get, the more oxygen there is.
OpenStars@discuss.online 4 days ago
Like, almost 100% of all oxygen in the entire universe is in space, rather than Earth:-P.
Etterra@lemmy.world 4 days ago
So that’s why the solar wind blows inward, eh?
Infynis@midwest.social 4 days ago
The sun is actually a sad FAILED star! SMALL! When you look at the stars I look at Big stars strong stars. The sun is Nothing! Crooked Mercury props it up! That’s why Mercury lops so bad now. Sad. The other stars they want toake our sun into one of those shithole stars. BLACK HOLES!! Not me though I love the Sun ask anyone. No one can take care of the sun like me. We’re practically the same color
ladicius@lemmy.world 4 days ago
😂
Contramuffin@lemmy.world 4 days ago
It’s very simple - the sun isn’t burning. The sun is actually a very large healing crystal. As you may know, healing crystals capture the harmonic vibrations of the universe and turn them into things that are good for our health, like warmth, vitamins, essential oils, and positive ions.
The sun is made out of a healing crystal that converts the vibrations into warmth, witch is what we see as sunlight. The sun is so big that it’s able to capture a lot of harmonic vibrations and so it makes a lot of warmth.
The real question is who polished the healing crystal that forms the sun, and who put it up into space. The natural answer is that it’s clearly done by my good friend Moonlight Namaste, and she will teach you how to do the same thing if you visit her blog and sign up for her meditation classes. With enough guided meditation, you too will start to see the universal vibrations and learn how to change your oscillations to match the universal vibrations. The first 200 people who sign up will get a free dream catcher, so sign up today!
DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
But how can a healing crystal cause skin cancer? The sun is a deadly laser, after all…
unless it’s also a laser crystal! Gotcha, Illuminati!
spechter@lemmy.ml 4 days ago
Plesse delete this before any nutjob starts copying it.
Etterra@lemmy.world 4 days ago
No no, let them cook.
hexdream@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Spite. Pure spite. Here, have some cancer you ungrateful bastards.
Etterra@lemmy.world 3 days ago
The sun is the male of its species, and it’s appearance is bright and flashy, used to attract a mate. Unfortunately there’s no female stars nearby. So the poor, stupid thing has spent billions of years courting Jupiter instead.
But not only is Jupiter a whole different species, it already has a mate - Saturn. You can easily tell that Jupiter’s the male because of its own flashy coloration. Plus, you can even see the ring it gave Saturn when they got married, as well as it’s own much more modest wedding ring.
Wes4Humanity@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Little known fact, stars are actually like angler fish… The male is significantly smaller than the female of the species.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
“Shock, shock, horror, horror. Shock, shock, horror.”
“I’ll shout myself hoarse for your supernatural course”
Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee 3 days ago
He*
Corno@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Good question. The reason the sun is burning in space is because it is very spicy in space.
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 4 days ago
This is to blame on solar panels. Modern ones are very black, i.e. a serious lack of light, creating a photonic imbalance that forces light upwards, where gravitational clustering creates an illusion of a burning spherical object.
If you are in doubt about this, check old photos- there’s no picture of the sun before the invention of solar panels. Same goes for paintings, although really old ones have a sort of symbolic sun-like object, which may be caused by the solar panels on visiting aliens’ starships (ref. Von Dänicken, 1968).Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 days ago
solar panels. Modern ones are very black
Is this why the far right hates solar?
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 4 days ago
This could very well be, interesting hypothesis
Etterra@lemmy.world 3 days ago
No, that’s because the Democrats placed sanctions on the original, oil fueled sun. They were bought it by Big Solar, but the GOP’s corporate paymasters want to resume the oil exports, but they can’t so long as the embargo is in place, which means Big Solar stole their monopoly.
lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 2 days ago
Well, First Of All, With God, All Things Are Possible, So Jot That Down
OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Amun-Ra approves this message.
luciole@beehaw.org 4 days ago
Trick question. The sun is in the sky (daytime) not in space (nighttime)! As we all know, the higher you are, the less there is oxygen. That is because the sun burns most of the oxygen in the sky. Fortunately plants produce oxygen in the daytime faster than the sun burns it. It’s common sense really.
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 4 days ago
This is solid science. 10/10 would smoke again.
quinkin@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Once you realise the so called “sun” is really flat, the answer becomes obvious.
They pipe the oxygen in from behind the sun.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
You got it the wrong way round
Space has no oxygen because the Sun burned it all.
Kwakigra@beehaw.org 3 days ago
I like this one because it’s almost close to being true.
Malfeasant@lemm.ee 3 days ago
The sun isn’t space, it has plenty of oxygen.
SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
It’s the weight of responsibility for keeping the solar system together.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 4 days ago
Due, because of fusion of course.
Protons in the sun’s core fuse until they form oxygen and carbon and those burn on the surface.
lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 days ago
So it’s all just a scam?
ryannathans@aussie.zone 4 days ago
The sun is a government projection you idiots
shasta@lemm.ee 4 days ago
I thought only the Republicans projected
Etterra@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Republicans, Putin, Netanyahu - they’re an students of the game.
Gobbel2000@programming.dev 4 days ago
Like rocket engines in space, the sun has its own oxidizer tank. Let’s hope it won’t run out anytime soon.
Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Oops! I punctured the tank.
BurningRiver@beehaw.org 4 days ago
I think it’s got about 3-4 billion years left in the tank, if I remember reading correctly. It won’t be humanity’s problem.
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 4 days ago
At the center you will find a cat tied to a piece of buttered toast.
BluesF@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Everything comes from stars including oxygen, duh.
Gremour@lemmy.world 2 days ago
That is a scientifically correct answer. Not for this question, though.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 days ago
A: The sun isn’t in space it’s its own self contained atmosphere,
B: The sun has oxygen, or at least it would except…
C: The sun isn’t “on fire” it’s a fusion reactor, which means it is so hot that the electrons are free flowing so they don’t form into traditional atoms and the nucleus is under so much pressure that the nucleus can combine into a new element releasing ungodly amounts of energy.
D: magic probably.
Codandchips@lemmy.world 3 days ago
A: The sun isn’t in space it’s its own self contained atmosphere,>
So would you say it’s been towed outside the environment into it’s own environment…?
Malfeasant@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Which side is the front? I don’t think it’s fallen off yet.
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
It’s burning from the scorching hot insults we throw at it.
Here’s my insult to feed the sun
Youre trying to be the center of attention, but really you’re just a big ball of gas with a serious ego problem, and you don’t see it because you’re blinded by yourself.
kevin@mander.xyz 3 days ago
RandomVideos@programming.dev 3 days ago
The sun is actually just a giant mirror that makes small things look really big and the thing you see in the sky is just a really bright light bulb
Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
The Sun uses original oxygen called hydrogen, that and she thicc af with all that gravity
GammaGames@beehaw.org 4 days ago
Because the sun is so full of hate that it literally cannot stop burning
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
Super Mario Bros. 3 proves this is true.
Narauko@lemmy.world 4 days ago
The sun is a giant lithium battery that became a spicy pillow and then exploded, and as everyone knows you can’t put out a lithium battery fire like a regular fire. The fire department just pushed it out there into space beyond the environment to let it burn itself out, which is expected to take at least 5 billion more years.
pyre@lemmy.world 3 days ago
didn’t know Samsung made the sun
Etterra@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Huh. And here I thought it was the furnace where politicians shoveled all the evidence of their graft. TIL
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Nah. Takes more delta v to get the evidence to the sun than to throw it out of the solar system.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 days ago
Because the Telltubbies perform live human sacrifice at the Summer Solstice to summon a New Sun.
Zementid@feddit.nl 3 days ago
It took a deep breath…
celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
Easy. Ever heard of solar gonorrhea?
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 days ago
The sun is technically not burning. It’s just lesser freezing than the rest.
NegativeInf@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Simple. It’s the combustion process of the luminiferous aether, which is like the cosmic equivalent of air, just finer and undetectable by modern instruments. See, the sun doesn’t need oxygen like regular fires because it’s tapping into this vast reservoir of aether that permeates the entire universe. As the sun rotates, it creates pressure waves that compress the aether particles, causing them to vibrate intensely. These vibrations generate heat through a process called “aetheric oscillation.”
Now, since the sun is massive, it can harness an unlimited amount of aether, and the energy release is what we experience as sunlight. Think of it like a giant cosmic steam engine, except instead of coal and water, it’s running on pure space aether and high-velocity vibrations. And that’s why it keeps burning without needing any of that “earthbound” oxygen nonsense. It’s all about the oscillation efficiency, really.
rbesfe@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
You should present your findings to the queen, this is a very important development in the field of astrological studies
SirSamuel@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I would watch this episode of Black Adder