DeltaWingDragon

@DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon takes up microdosing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Roger doesn’t do push ups, he pushes the earth down

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon isn't fooled by planes⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No, it’s called the Jesus nut because if it fails, only Jesus can save you now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a fighter⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Vimes picked himself up off the greasy cobbles and stared at the Librarian.
  He was experiencing something which had come as a shock to many people,
  usually in much more unpleasant circumstances such as a brawl started in the Mended Drum when the ape wanted a bit of peace and quiet to enjoy a reflective pint, which was this:
  the Librarian might look like a stuffed rubber sack, but what it was stuffed with was muscle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon studies Buddhism⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The loneliest goat sees the last sunset last

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon uses Windows⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ERROR! Please drink a verification can!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LETS GOOOO⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Secretary bird is Deinonychus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wave-riding and wave-passing by ducklings in formation swimming⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  !sciencediagramshitposting@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oxygen⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But how can a healing crystal cause skin cancer? The sun is a deadly laser, after all…

  unless it’s also a laser crystal! Gotcha, Illuminati!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oxygen⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t tell me you still believe in oxygen! The sun is made of phlogiston, so it instantly ignites. Since there’s no air in space for the phlogiston to saturate into, it can keep burning for millions of years!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RIP in pieces⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  X pronounced the way it is in Chinese.