Some plant aliens land and discover the air itself gets them pregnant from all the pollen freely flying around from such numerous and primitive plant life. Terra is the plant equivalent of an unbridled sex planet.
great grandaddy bur oak
Submitted 3 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I’ve got a relevant SMBC for that
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Xenophytophilia is my favorite word in the English language
Psaldorn@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If you like the idea of alien plant based fiction check out Semiosis by Sue Burke. Recommend going in blind
Barrymore@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Or the Infected trilogy by Scott Sigler
Psaldorn@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ooh, I’ll add it to the list
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
What would happen if I crossbred with citrus? 🤔
the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I once had a short-lived romance with a Hanks Hard Lemonade
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
Doctors hate this one simple trick
blackbrook@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
Serious question: I know many oaks can crossbreed with each other, but do oaks actually crossbreed with non-oaks?
huf@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
they can apparently even crossbreed with professors!
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
then they will try to domesticate us. I’ve read the literature
Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
Oak go bur
Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
How do you know if this hasn’t happened already?
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Dendrologists: [heavy breathing]
In all seriousness, isn’t it pretty unlikely that alien life could interbreed with terran life even if they also used DNA with the same bases?
ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
We won’t know until we try
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Scientist 1: “How are things coming along with our test subjects?”
Scientist 2: “I don’t know, it’s about time to check back in with them.”
Scientist 2: “Hey, Mike? How’s it going?”
Mike: “Not too bad. There have been some challenges, but I think we got a few things worked out.”
Scientist 2: “Oh…my. was that it’s–”
Mike: “No, I don’t think so, but it seems like it was mutually enjoyable, though, so write that down.”
[Trilling noises in the background]
marcos@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s extremely unlikely that their DNA has the same translation semantics into proteins.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Not unless there is a common ancestor, which is theoretically possible. But yeah, extremely unlikely.
thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Incredibly. Even very closely related organisms can have a hard time breeding
Noodle07@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I know I’m having a hard time breeding
blackbrook@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
Well it seems safe to say it’s at least as unlikely as a terran species being able to breed with some randomly selected other terran species.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Even when possible, it’s often inadvisable as we learned from the monkapotamus in Drew Carey’s famous documentary: youtu.be/BLbJC7LeC8E