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  • Wilco@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well … what planet does Mercury orbit? Oh … yea, then its not a moon.

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    • macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      *yeah. Not yea or nay. It isn’t a vote.

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      • Wilco@lemmy.zip ⁨41⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        From google: “yea is the word we sometimes use for yes, yay is the word we use to express joy, approval, or excitement.” From Grammarly: “you can use yea or yeah for yes”

        If your going to be a weird-ass internet grammar nazi then at least be right about the grammar, otherwise you look like a total and complete idiot. That’s my vote.

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  • nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Size doesn’t matter

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    • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Correct, it’s called planet when it orbits arround the Sun AND has cleaned it’s orbit from asteroids, not the case of Pluto, whose orbit is still full of other objects, some even bigger than Pluto itself.

      If it orbits an Planet instead of the Sun, it’s a Moon, even if it is bigger than some other planets.

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      • Klear@quokk.au ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        “All right, Ganymede. You can be a planet, but firstvyou have to clean up your orbit. Start with Jupiter.”

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      • nexguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Jupiter has a permanent cloud of asteroids that follow it and neptune crosses the orbit of pluto so neither of those have cleared their orbits so of course they made exceptions so that their contilrived definition fits.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        when it orbits arround the Sun AND has cleaned it’s orbit from asteroid

        Jupiter, largest of all dwarf planets, shares its orbit with some i don’t know million asteroids.

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      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Pluto is a dwarf planet, which is still a planet.

        Also, they absolutely should have just made an exception for Pluto so science teachers everywhere could have used that as a fun teaching point.

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      • NominatedNemesis@reddthat.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        But how do we define what orbits what? On the scale from the Sun to Earth, the Moon orbits the Sun, just a litle more wobbly than the Earth’s path, by litle I mean well below the error when we imagine the Erath’s path as an elipse.

        We can try to define if something goes around as orbiting, but If I pick two planet from our solar system one will goes around of the other, thechnically orbiting it? We can try to restricting the distance… but that is a problem as well, even worst idea that “nothing” comes in between: multiple moons? What about the moons’ moons?

        Ahhh, humans and their need to neatly categorize things…

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      • CatAssTrophy@safest.space ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        However, if a moon is sufficiently large compared to its planet, it also gets to be a planet and part of a binary planet system, not a moon.

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    • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Size is a factor. But not everything.

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    • wizzor@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Unless you are Pluto.

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      • tdawg@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Wasn’t it more bc it doesn’t clear it’s surroundings?

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      • WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        They did our boy dirty

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    • itsmistermoon@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That’s what I tell my wife but she won’t listen

      Come on guys, laugh

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      • prettybunnys@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        We’re laughing with your wife.

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    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That’s not what she said.

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  • skisnow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Weird how many people seem to think it’s like a competition or something. It’s a descriptive label.

    The whole Pluto thing taught us a lot about the psychology of letting go of something taught at a young age. People getting proper frothing at how they shoulda just let Pluto keep it, just to save themselves the extremely minor cognitive dissonance.

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    • piccolo@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      When people get upset about pluto, I’ll just tell them if pluton is planet, so is Ceres. Which thennresults in mindless staring because they never even heard about Ceres…

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      • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        And Cedna. And Eris. And Makemake. And Haumea. And…

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      • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        There are about 200 of these space objects that are roughly the size of Pluto.

        So either we live in an 8 planetary system, or a 200+ planetary system. But it will never be 9 again.

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      • Klear@quokk.au ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yeah. Removing pluto was the more conservative option.

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    • Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I really doubt more than .001% actually care if it’s called a planet or not, it’s just a meme to pretend that you care. Like pineapple on pizza.

      No one actually cares if you put pineapple on pizza. No one actually cares about Pluto being a planet. But there are many people who see themselves as some sort of white knight defenders of the truth against haters that don’t actually even exist.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I care if you put pineapple on pizza. Please put it on yours. Please. That means less on mine. Not that i dislike it, i just lack the parts to digest it properly.

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    • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I always suspected that the discussion about letting Pluto stay a planet is especially relevant in the US since Pluto was the only wannabe planet to be discovered by US scientists … so it’s a point of national pride.

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      • azertyfun@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’ve certainly not seen anyone frothing at the mouth about it in the francosphere. It’s a non-subject, we just updated our textbooks and moved on. Whereas in English-speaking media even reasonable actors mentioning Pluto in passing will pointedly remark on its status one way or another. Americans won’t admit it but the only reason that’s a thing is chauvinism.

        It’s funny how being bilingual one spots a lot of small semantic or cultural differences that amount to large paradigm shifts between languages. Like how most French people were taught the hydrocution myth (swimming after a meal supposedly being deadly), older Koreans believe fans to be dangerous to use while sleeping, and English speakers associate vanilla flavour with blandness because of the (English-specific) synonym even though the flavor itself is very powerful and no less overused than e.g. strawberry flavoring.

        What’s less funny is how when you point out such a difference some people get Big Mad about it because they can’t admit that some core belief from their childhood is actually a specific sociolinguistic quirk not shared by the rest of the world. People get tribal about the weirdest, most inconsequential shit.

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      • SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s likely most of us Americans don’t know about this fun fact.

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    • Kushan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Have you seen the lengths people go to in order to not have to change their world view even a smidge? To not have to correct themselves about anything at all? I’ll give you a hint, literally every right wing party in the world doing well is because weak people can’t change a damn thing about themselves.

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      • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        “World view” is very fitting here.

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      • skisnow@lemmy.ca ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Not just the right. The entire Taiwan situation is entirely due to the Chinese being taught at school that Taiwan just is part of China like it’s an immutable fact.

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Amen.

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    • girsaysdoom@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’d agree with you but the definition is arbitrary and is not of natural kind. Even worse, instead of making the definition of a planet more clear it just makes the determining what is a planet more difficult.

      Honestly, if they just went with defining ‘Major Planets’, ‘Minor Planets’, and asteroids determined by mass and spherical shape, I think everyone would’ve moved on by now.

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      • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        it just makes the determining what is a planet more difficult.

        If this is true, then please tell me what totally non-arbitrary reason there was for Ceres to not be universally considered a planet?

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  • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    People fighting for Pluto that it should be a planet instead of a dwarf planet

    Ceres: 🥺

    Context: Ceres is now considered a dwarf planet, and used to be considered just an asteroid, but when it was first discovered it was considered a planet. That was in 1801. There is no objective criteria for what a planet is and isn’t. Like a lot of things in nature, things just exist, and as humans we categorize them. Ceres is round like a planet like Pluto. I’m not saying it should e considered a planet, I think dwarf planet fits them both nicely. As late as the 1950s Ceres was still sometimes considered a planet by some people.

    I have a sort spot for it. I love it.

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    • Alaknar@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There is no objective criteria for what a planet is and isn’t

      There are - exactly three.

      1. is in orbit around a star,
      2. has sufficient mass to assume hydrostatic equilibrium (a nearly round shape), and
      3. has “cleared the neighbourhood” around its orbit.

      The last one means that its gravitational pull has removed any smaller objects that might be in its orbit, either by kicking them out of it, or by catching them as moons.

      Pluto is barely round and its orbit is full of debris.

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      • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        There is no objective criteria for what a planet is and isn’t. Like a lot of things in nature, things just exist, and as humans we categorize them.

        You’re the second person to ignore the sentence immediately following that.

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      • damnedfurry@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The scientific community was basically backed into a corner: either create a new category for Pluto and similar bodies, or we go from 9 planets to over 3,000 (iirc), lol.

        The only sensible choice was made, imo.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m fighting for jupiter to also be a dwarf planet because it has not cleared its orbit of a few million asteroids.

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      • rbos@lemmy.ca ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        All those asteroids are cqptured in Jupiter’s Trojan points, no?

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      • Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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        You do have a point

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    • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      it blew my tiny mind when i found out that there are multiple dwarf planets in long solar orbits in our system

      they might be small and enjoy solitude but why are we forgetting about them???

      and now apparently there’s also a dwarf planet in the inner solar system that nobody talks about??? rude

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      • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        there’s also a dwarf planet in the inner solar system

        It’s arguable about whether it’s in the “Inner Solar System”. Ceres is inside the asteroid belt, and the asteroid belt is the separator between the inner and outer system. It’s like floating in the middle of The Rhine and debating whether you’re in Germany or France

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      • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Exactly! It’s right there past Mars! It’s not like it’s some weird thing off in the cold dark past Pluto.

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    • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There is no objective criteria for what a planet is and isn’t.

      There is, though, or rather there should be another one.

      The official definition says

      But I also said,

      Like a lot of things in nature, things just exist, and as humans we categorize them.

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    • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There is no objective criteria for what a planet is and isn’t.

      There is, though, or rather there should be another one.

      The official definition says it’s a planet if it’s big enough to be round, which IMHO is a bullshit definition because nobody cares whether your object’s round, as in, for practical settlement purposes.

      What’s important though is that it’s large enough to hold an atmosphere (at least if it had one). That’s only the case if the gravitational field is strong enough, which is the case roughly for objects of mass starting at around 10^23 kg. That definition fits surprisingly well the current actual classification of what is a planet and what isn’t, though.

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      • Alaknar@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The official definition says it’s a planet if it’s big enough to be round, which IMHO is a bullshit definition because nobody cares whether your object’s round, as in, for practical settlement purposes.

        That’s the second out of the three points of the definition.

        As to why it’s not bullshit - the roundness is a byproduct of the object achieving hydrostatic equilibrium (which is the actual criterion, not roundness).

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      • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        What’s important though is that it’s large enough to hold an atmosphere (at least if it had one).

        Define an atmosphere. Because there’s multiple asteroids that technically have one, albeit extremely thin ones. And be careful about being too nitpicky, as Mercury’s atmosphere is just it’s rock being vaporized due to its proximity to the sun

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  • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Gas giants aren’t planets: they’re just clouds, man.

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    • azertyfun@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The sun is just a particularly angry cloud.

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    • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Failed stars

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    • benny@reddthat.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Space clouds.

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  • Matombo@feddit.org ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml ⁨22⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      THIS is the pluto chan I know: Image

      WHEN I FLEX I FEEL MY BEST

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Meanwhile Jupiter-san gets all the titles and meteor hugs

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      • Matombo@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I mean jupiter-chan is humongous:

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  • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    well guess which Moon is also pretty close in size to Mercury

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Is it the sun?

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      • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yes. Everyone knows the order goes:

        Sun, Sun sized Mercury that laughs at all the little planets, Venus, etc.

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    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What is yer mum’s bare arse, Trebek!

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    • 87Six@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The one all the cheese comes from?

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    • deus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The answer is obviously Titan

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    • Small_Quasar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The one that David Bowie’s son did a documentary about?

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  • ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Git Gud Ganymede, break out of Jupiter’s orbit

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  • Zuriz@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The Moon beign classified as a Moon despite qualifying as a binary planet. :(

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    • ContriteErudite@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The Earth/Moon system does not qualify as a binary planet because it does not meet the L4/L5 instability threshold. In a system of two orbiting masses, the larger needs to have at least 25x the mass of the smaller for the system to have stable L4/L5 points. Earth is ~80x more massive than the Moon, allowing the system to have stable L4/L5 points, and is therefore a satellite system.

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      • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Quick diagram for anyone wondering

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    • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The barycenter between the Earth and Luna is well within the surface of the Earth. There is no definition where it counts as a binary system

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It lacks the je ne se quois of a binary planet. It just doesn’t have the right atmosphere for it, you know.

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  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Mercury used to be bigger than it currently is. The only thing that’s survived the wrath of The Sun is its core.

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    • Klear@quokk.au ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Mercury is hard core.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      please don’t remind me, 1991 was only so long ago.

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  • DagwoodIII@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    New York City born and raised.

    I distinctly remember a third grade class when the teacher told us that the population nation of Sweden was smaller than the population of New York City.

    Nobody does indignation like a 9 year old.

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  • scratchee@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Moon” is more an indictment of the mediocre fusion product of the mass being orbited than any statement about the orbiter.

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  • hash@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Can’t have cleared your orbit around the sun if you don’t orbit the sun.

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  • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Planet is just not a very useful distinction. Like, Mercury, Mars, Ceres and Ganymede have more in common with each other than Jupiter or Neptune.

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  • ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Don’t read into the mythos of Ganymede or any of Jupiter’s moons fwiw.

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  • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Tell me who you walk with…

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