itsmistermoon

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Avocado. Is it really so untasty or I am doing something wrong?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I forgot to add.

  Treat it more like a vegetable than a fruit. Put it in a sandwich with some ham and tomatoes, eat it with some meat and potatoes, etc.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Avocado. Is it really so untasty or I am doing something wrong?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No idea what country are you from but it might be that the avocados you get there are just not that good. I’m from Chile (South America) and here some eat avocados almost daily, my family sure does.

  To be clear, the avocado should be soft when you squeeze it, but not too much as to be easily smashed, like an orange but maybe softer. If it’s firm like an apple, it’s not ripe yet. If it’s too soft, it may have gone wrong already and will have an acid taste and rancid smell.

  Image for reference.

  Another thing to look for is the little hole / part where the branch connects to the avocado (left part on the image). It sometimes falls off, so if it looks white, the avocado may have started to rot from there inwards; that whole should ideally look brownish, green it’s good too.

  Just cut it in half, take the seed off (just use this tip, hit the seed with a sharped knife and twist it, otherwise you may have an avocado hand incident). Take it off the skin with a spoon and smash it with a fork, then imply add salt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ruining my life⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah that’s his problem, pay more attention please /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you ever feel guilty for trying to sign up for government assistance programs?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No fucking way, give me what’s mine by right of being a citizen and paying taxes. Fuck guilt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh NO.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought it could have something to do with drugs or some dark shit like that, some people love to ruin kids shows with some depressing twist

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube's long unskippable ads may have finally met their match⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not to mention the hassle of using youtube on different platforms beside your browser, specially on tv

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sad Ganymede noises⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What have I done

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sad Ganymede noises⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s what I tell my wife but she won’t listen

  Come on guys, laugh