Y’all ain’t ready for this

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yeah… You use shampiss to pass a drug test.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I can’t argue with that.

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• OwlVurdy@lemmy.wtf ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Shampiss is what you wash your hair with when you get to the bottom of the bottle and have to mix a little water with it to get it out.

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    beat me to it.

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• HeyJoe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Whats with the presentation? Looks like those memes where they shame dogs who did bad things.

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  • Anivia@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Whats with the presentation?

    Narcissism

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  • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    So it should read “I excuse myself to the washroom on dates just to check my IG feed”.

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• abfarid@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Vince McMahon: Shampoo when shampee walks in

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• Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How about true-poo?

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  • Techlos@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s the good shit

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• bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, down with shampoo, demand real poo!

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  • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Real poo is free, abundant, and just the right consistency if you eat enough cheese.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      enough cheese

      does not compute

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  • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    gives a great tan

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• UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  We demand REAL poo!

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  • JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s just a theory. A GAME THEORY!

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• ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Shampoo or Realpoo

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• RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Old guy story time

  I knew this guy in college who always forgot his shampoo in the shower (dorm with shared bathrooms).

  It would enrage him that people would use up his shampoo.

  So he filled the bottle with piss and left it for communal use.

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• 5C5C5C@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Champagne implies the existence of Champleasure

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Some people find pleasure in pagne. Lots of guys out there wanting go get spanked by angry women.

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• dumbass@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yeah, its called American beer.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Shots fired!

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• KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It does.

  Due to an unfortunate trait of the French (their language) it’s better known as champagne.

  Fr all wine and grape derived liquor is yucky and gross. Find better drinks, like rum.

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• SheepHerder@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Is she promoting her OF?

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  • Wigglesworth@retrolemmy.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Would you click if she was?

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    • winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Nah she got a 5head

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• remon@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  No it doesn’t. Plenty of animals only poo, including most insects and birds.

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  • Speiser0@feddit.org ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And given the wetness of shampoo, it’s unlikely that there’s a separate shampiss.

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    • remon@ani.social ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Uhm … I guess so?

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• mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  shampoo also implies the (much more likely imho) existence of shamshart

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• mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ve been wanting my wife to shampiss on me for years…

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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  • SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    upvoted because the existence of woman implies boobs

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• anon_8675309@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s deep.

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• tym@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  piss is not the alternative to poo – it’s more like shampeepee (which already technically exists - it’s called a strap-on)

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  They both exist, and are used when you need to get away from a date, check your phone, or otherwise get some alone time sitting down.

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• diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s pronounced sham PAGGin

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Don’t say that too loud, you’ll get trumps attention

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• a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How does Shamwow fit…

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• null@piefed.nullspace.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  ShamWow implies the existence of LegitMeh

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• CaptainBasculin@lemmy.bascul.in ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m more of a shamshit guy

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He called shamshit shampoo.

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• brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Sham-pee!

  en.wiktionary.org/wiki/champi

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• PrinceOfSloth@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This looks like female Rainbolt

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• Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Synthetic urine?

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  • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    synthetic natural champagne (German calls piss play natural champagne)

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• Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Shampoo also means the existamce of proudpoo

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You mean real poo? Pretty sure that’s already a thing.

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• kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I use Shambraigne! It’s got Knowledge Crystals!

  youtu.be/pbY3JOjQal4

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