High value

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• Jyrdano@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Holy shit a Morrowind meme out in the wild.

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m a massive elder scrolls fan

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    • Jyrdano@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Didnt know Dwemer made those too

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• TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dudes got robot legs. How much more valuable do you want?

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  • WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    Gotta up your game boy.

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    • 87Six@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Dang what’s that from?

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    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Jon Peters: heavy breathing

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Metal legs; but is stuck in a hole filled with diseased zombie people.

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• ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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  • M137@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Absolutely loved that movie when I was a kid.
    And I just now realised that when I was around 15 a girl invited me to her place while her parents were away. We watched this movie and she put her legs over me, then leaned her head on my shoulder and held my arm and I just sat there fully focused on the movie and feeling awkward about physical contact… God damn it.

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• Jinarched@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Peak dad bod

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• ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “The 30s are men’s best years!”

  Meanwhile:

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Husband hit stage 3 when he was 16, and is still there nearing 40.

    #notallhairloss

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    • ashenone@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Vegeta?

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I got the fading widow’s peak in my early twenties. And it hasn’t progressed at all in like twenty years!

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    • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yeah I’ve had a prominent widows peak since my hair grew in. Lot of comments about how I looked like Dracula or Eddie Munster. Got bad enough I tried shaving it in highschool, which honestly looked way way worse.

      Morale of the story, men can have different hairlines that are not straight across. Just own it.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      i’ve been in stage 3 vertex for a couple decades. been shaving it off for the last six or seven. is nice.

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My father is stage 3 at age 51. Interesting. Guess he will be stage 6 by 110.

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• b_tr3e@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  To be fair, the guy on the picture is 700 years or older. I want to see you at that age.

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “When riddled with corprus and 700 years old you reach, look as good you will not!”

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• HexesofVexes@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Get the new “Bagarn Bod” today with this simple trick doctors won’t tell you!

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• stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is crazy; what game is this from?

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  • CmdrUlle@feddit.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Elder scrolls morrowind

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    • stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh! I think I’ve heard of it before. I’ll look it up. For anybody who has played it: is it fun?

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• Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hey, I just gave this dude a special overengendered glove!

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yagrum Bagarn, the only living Dwemer to appear in an Elder Scrolls game so far.

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  • Derpenheim@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Also the last living Dwemer. Motherfucker was in a different dimension when the Dwemer vanished

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Last living one we know of, at least.

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• zd9@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  These are actual teenage boys now though. Gen Alpha is so fucked.

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  • sparkles@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I do hope many of them develop and grow up away from it. Otherwise I guess they’ll have to be lonely.

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    • Darohan@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Honestly, there is hope for that. I feel like we’re all forgetting the anti-SJW YouTube pipeline that happened to Gen Z when they were around 16 (around 8-12 years ago now) and a lot of them grew out of that.

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    • zd9@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Think about what kind of politics these boys will have when they grow up though… It’s going to be even more authoritarian, anti-woman, etc.

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  • realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yeah but the good thing is that the gen after is probably not going to be equally retarded.

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• ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What a grand and intoxicating bod!

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• gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Urgot

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• Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’ll bet his poophole is mechanized as well.

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