Aloud.
Pee posting?
Submitted 11 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 11 months ago
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Maybe she should try more quietly.
M137@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It never stops being scary seeing adult and married people unable to do things you expect children to get right.
tee9000@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I dont understand how you dont question a jpeg. A child made this meme. It did not happen.
Now if it were a png, thats a good source.
theangryseal@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ehhhh, I dawnt reely no if it matters to much. Wut reely matters is that a purson can bee under stood. That the point of langwege.
I no a man hoo rites like this and calls PayPal pay pow, but he is a numbers jeenyus hoo duz complex calculashins n his hed like yoo hav nevur seen.
He can’t spell his damn name to save his life, but he’s a genius in ways that constantly blow me away. He draws complex diagrams by hand of every system he builds by hand. If anyone were ever to work behind him on something they’re very familiar with, they’d have to tear it all down and rebuild it because he just invents his own way as he goes. He has no real education either. I can’t imagine what kind of powerhouse he could be if he’d ever been afforded a chance to really learn.
I’d trade my abilities with written language for his skills any day.
fin@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I thought they used audio recognition or something
theangryseal@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yeah, that made my brain short out for a second. :p
nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Still a better love story than twilight.
Tja@programming.dev 11 months ago
It’s an older meme sir, but it checks out.
FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 11 months ago
The fuck is with these influx of censored memes? Is it to avoid some tik tok filter or some shit? Amjust assuming since so many of this crap is recycled tim tok memes.
wurstgulasch3000@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I will down vote each and every one of them, I know it won’t do anything but fuck it
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Can’t even say dingle anymore without being banned from Insta. Ducks sake.
FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 11 months ago
i wouldn’t know. I’ve never used instagram in my life lol.
RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 11 months ago
As in Quandale Dingle or what?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Is it really that big a deal? People are finding them elsewhere and they’re pre-censored when they find them.
Does it matter when it’s funny?
RangerJosie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Cuck behavior. You, not the censorship.
Use your imagination bish.
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Calling someone a cuck makes me think you’re a loser.
TommySoda@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I like how they censor the “C” in dick so it’s just “DIK”
I found that funnier than the whole rest of it lol
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My friend has this little electronic twenty questions game. You would think of any object, animal, whatever and it would guess it very accurately. If your word was penis it would figure it out and guess dik-dik. That shit was hilarious to me.
intensely_human@lemm.ee 11 months ago
IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world 11 months ago
pissing all by yourself, handsome?
bastion@feddit.nl 11 months ago
Not anymore.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
aloud
That’s quite the sound
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Nonono, peeing is when stuff comes out. Sounding is when stuff goes in. Easy mistake to make.
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Wrong community, this is shitposting, you want pissposting. Maybe even vintagepissposting…
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You’re free to repost to pisspost this shitpost
paddirn@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’d probably try outside if I was going to let a woman try to hold it and aim, otherwise they’re gonna miss from just piss-poor aim or I’d start getting hard and that would make it even harder to aim.
Landless2029@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yeah the shower is a much easier solution
Lightor@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Golden? Only if they’re into that kind thing
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
🛁
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
A great shitpost about pee … beautifully done … now I gotta go pee … by myself … with no one holding my pee pee
nifty@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You can hold it and copter yourself
EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Coptering a feel
terminhell@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Tried this once, wife’s aim was terrible. Was years ago, may try again at some point XD
allidoislietomyself@lemmy.world 11 months ago
To be fair to your wife, we have been practicing with it since we were toddlers.
howrar@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
And she’s only getting half of the controls with no coordination between the two. She doesn’t know how strong of a stream you’re giving her and you can’t adjust it based on where she plans to point your dick.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Standing to pee is a learned skill. Trans guys who buy a stand to pee device are all recommended to practice in the shower first.
terminhell@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Oh for sure. I was not expecting bullseye aim I’m able to get, but I wasn’t expecting it to be several feet off course lol.
As an aside to other replies in this, it very much is a learned skill. Having potty trained my son, it’s a skill very taken for granted. I think most men are able to piss in the dark without making any or very little mess. Especially in their own home(house layout familiarity akin to a blind person).
sachamato@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My wife asked for this. Lol
HessiaNerd@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’ve definitely let my wife write her name.
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I think I’m gonna just cut out my eyes
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Why tho? That was such a tame post
scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Melon baller
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I do this alone for fun.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Stay back, cum walls. This is a piss ceiling house.
undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m going for a piss
Oh yeah, want some help with that?
TastyWheat@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Preschool Memes need to die, you can say ‘dick’ on the internet for fuck’s sake!
Ithorian@lemmy.world 11 months ago
She is a keeper
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I don’t like giving myself golden showers
Ithorian@lemmy.world 11 months ago
And i can respect that (i think)
bluewing@lemm.ee 11 months ago
My question is-- What did you learn from this?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Spanish
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I am grateful that, in 24 years of marriage, this has never been an issue that has come up between my wife and I.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Dick
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Who let this 11 year old get married? Who let this child hold their husband’s member?
daggermoon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
His flacid dick is big enough for her to hold?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 11 months ago
[deleted]daggermoon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I think it’s average when erect. I ain’t really worried about it either way. Guess I set myself up for that.
Agrivar@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Do you have the heart? I feel like someone should say something, but I’m no good at this kind of conversation.
expatriado@lemmy.world 11 months ago
my prostate would switch to happy mode and probably wouldn’t be able to pee
Im_old@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s difficult but not impossible
cdf12345@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Just Hard Mode
SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
You can cheat by doing it right after ejaculation.
prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 11 months ago
As long as you can maintain a steady stream of ejaculate, it’ll feel the same for her.