Aloud.
Pee posting?
Submitted 2 years ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 2 years ago
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Maybe she should try more quietly.
M137@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It never stops being scary seeing adult and married people unable to do things you expect children to get right.
tee9000@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I dont understand how you dont question a jpeg. A child made this meme. It did not happen.
Now if it were a png, thats a good source.
theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Ehhhh, I dawnt reely no if it matters to much. Wut reely matters is that a purson can bee under stood. That the point of langwege.
I no a man hoo rites like this and calls PayPal pay pow, but he is a numbers jeenyus hoo duz complex calculashins n his hed like yoo hav nevur seen.
He can’t spell his damn name to save his life, but he’s a genius in ways that constantly blow me away. He draws complex diagrams by hand of every system he builds by hand. If anyone were ever to work behind him on something they’re very familiar with, they’d have to tear it all down and rebuild it because he just invents his own way as he goes. He has no real education either. I can’t imagine what kind of powerhouse he could be if he’d ever been afforded a chance to really learn.
I’d trade my abilities with written language for his skills any day.
fin@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
I thought they used audio recognition or something
theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Yeah, that made my brain short out for a second. :p
nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Still a better love story than twilight.
Tja@programming.dev 2 years ago
It’s an older meme sir, but it checks out.
FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 2 years ago
The fuck is with these influx of censored memes? Is it to avoid some tik tok filter or some shit? Amjust assuming since so many of this crap is recycled tim tok memes.
wurstgulasch3000@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I will down vote each and every one of them, I know it won’t do anything but fuck it
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Can’t even say dingle anymore without being banned from Insta. Ducks sake.
FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 2 years ago
i wouldn’t know. I’ve never used instagram in my life lol.
RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 2 years ago
As in Quandale Dingle or what?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Is it really that big a deal? People are finding them elsewhere and they’re pre-censored when they find them.
Does it matter when it’s funny?
RangerJosie@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Cuck behavior. You, not the censorship.
Use your imagination bish.
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Calling someone a cuck makes me think you’re a loser.
TommySoda@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I like how they censor the “C” in dick so it’s just “DIK”
I found that funnier than the whole rest of it lol
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 2 years ago
My friend has this little electronic twenty questions game. You would think of any object, animal, whatever and it would guess it very accurately. If your word was penis it would figure it out and guess dik-dik. That shit was hilarious to me.
intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 years ago
IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world 2 years ago
pissing all by yourself, handsome?
bastion@feddit.nl 2 years ago
Not anymore.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
aloud
That’s quite the sound
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
Nonono, peeing is when stuff comes out. Sounding is when stuff goes in. Easy mistake to make.
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Wrong community, this is shitposting, you want pissposting. Maybe even vintagepissposting…
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You’re free to repost to pisspost this shitpost
paddirn@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’d probably try outside if I was going to let a woman try to hold it and aim, otherwise they’re gonna miss from just piss-poor aim or I’d start getting hard and that would make it even harder to aim.
Landless2029@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Yeah the shower is a much easier solution
Lightor@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Golden? Only if they’re into that kind thing
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
🛁
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
A great shitpost about pee … beautifully done … now I gotta go pee … by myself … with no one holding my pee pee
nifty@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You can hold it and copter yourself
EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
Coptering a feel
terminhell@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Tried this once, wife’s aim was terrible. Was years ago, may try again at some point XD
allidoislietomyself@lemmy.world 2 years ago
To be fair to your wife, we have been practicing with it since we were toddlers.
howrar@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
And she’s only getting half of the controls with no coordination between the two. She doesn’t know how strong of a stream you’re giving her and you can’t adjust it based on where she plans to point your dick.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Standing to pee is a learned skill. Trans guys who buy a stand to pee device are all recommended to practice in the shower first.
terminhell@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Oh for sure. I was not expecting bullseye aim I’m able to get, but I wasn’t expecting it to be several feet off course lol.
As an aside to other replies in this, it very much is a learned skill. Having potty trained my son, it’s a skill very taken for granted. I think most men are able to piss in the dark without making any or very little mess. Especially in their own home(house layout familiarity akin to a blind person).
sachamato@lemmy.world 2 years ago
My wife asked for this. Lol
HessiaNerd@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’ve definitely let my wife write her name.
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I think I’m gonna just cut out my eyes
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
Why tho? That was such a tame post
scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Melon baller
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I do this alone for fun.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Stay back, cum walls. This is a piss ceiling house.
undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’m going for a piss
Oh yeah, want some help with that?
TastyWheat@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Preschool Memes need to die, you can say ‘dick’ on the internet for fuck’s sake!
Ithorian@lemmy.world 2 years ago
She is a keeper
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I don’t like giving myself golden showers
Ithorian@lemmy.world 2 years ago
And i can respect that (i think)
bluewing@lemm.ee 2 years ago
My question is-- What did you learn from this?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Spanish
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I am grateful that, in 24 years of marriage, this has never been an issue that has come up between my wife and I.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Dick
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Who let this 11 year old get married? Who let this child hold their husband’s member?
daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
His flacid dick is big enough for her to hold?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 years ago
[deleted]daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I think it’s average when erect. I ain’t really worried about it either way. Guess I set myself up for that.
Agrivar@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Do you have the heart? I feel like someone should say something, but I’m no good at this kind of conversation.
expatriado@lemmy.world 2 years ago
my prostate would switch to happy mode and probably wouldn’t be able to pee
Im_old@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s difficult but not impossible
cdf12345@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Just Hard Mode
SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
You can cheat by doing it right after ejaculation.
prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 2 years ago
As long as you can maintain a steady stream of ejaculate, it’ll feel the same for her.