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Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    my prostate would switch to happy mode and probably wouldn’t be able to pee

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    • Im_old@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s difficult but not impossible

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      • cdf12345@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Just Hard Mode

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      • SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You can cheat by doing it right after ejaculation.

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    • prime_number_314159@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As long as you can maintain a steady stream of ejaculate, it’ll feel the same for her.

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  • jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Aloud.

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Maybe she should try more quietly.

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    • M137@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It never stops being scary seeing adult and married people unable to do things you expect children to get right.

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      • tee9000@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I dont understand how you dont question a jpeg. A child made this meme. It did not happen.

        Now if it were a png, thats a good source.

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      • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Ehhhh, I dawnt reely no if it matters to much. Wut reely matters is that a purson can bee under stood. That the point of langwege.

        I no a man hoo rites like this and calls PayPal pay pow, but he is a numbers jeenyus hoo duz complex calculashins n his hed like yoo hav nevur seen.

        He can’t spell his damn name to save his life, but he’s a genius in ways that constantly blow me away. He draws complex diagrams by hand of every system he builds by hand. If anyone were ever to work behind him on something they’re very familiar with, they’d have to tear it all down and rebuild it because he just invents his own way as he goes. He has no real education either. I can’t imagine what kind of powerhouse he could be if he’d ever been afforded a chance to really learn.

        I’d trade my abilities with written language for his skills any day.

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    • fin@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I thought they used audio recognition or something

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    • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, that made my brain short out for a second. :p

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  • nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Still a better love story than twilight.

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    • Tja@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s an older meme sir, but it checks out.

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  • FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The fuck is with these influx of censored memes? Is it to avoid some tik tok filter or some shit? Amjust assuming since so many of this crap is recycled tim tok memes.

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    • wurstgulasch3000@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I will down vote each and every one of them, I know it won’t do anything but fuck it

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Can’t even say dingle anymore without being banned from Insta. Ducks sake.

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      • FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        i wouldn’t know. I’ve never used instagram in my life lol.

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      • RobotZap10000@feddit.nl ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        As in Quandale Dingle or what?

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      • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        This site isn’t Instagram.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is it really that big a deal? People are finding them elsewhere and they’re pre-censored when they find them.

      Does it matter when it’s funny?

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    • RangerJosie@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Cuck behavior. You, not the censorship.

      Use your imagination bish.

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      • MutilationWave@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Calling someone a cuck makes me think you’re a loser.

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  • TommySoda@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I like how they censor the “C” in dick so it’s just “DIK”

    I found that funnier than the whole rest of it lol

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    • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      dik was an animation studio once upon a time

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      • Hackworth@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I instantly heard it. DEEK

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    • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dik-dik.

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      • MutilationWave@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        My friend has this little electronic twenty questions game. You would think of any object, animal, whatever and it would guess it very accurately. If your word was penis it would figure it out and guess dik-dik. That shit was hilarious to me.

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    • intensely_human@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      youtu.be/aDOuFnZnPMs

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  • IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    pissing all by yourself, handsome?

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    • bastion@feddit.nl ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not anymore.

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    aloud

    That’s quite the sound

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    • Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nonono, peeing is when stuff comes out. Sounding is when stuff goes in. Easy mistake to make.

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  • BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wrong community, this is shitposting, you want pissposting. Maybe even vintagepissposting…

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re free to repost to pisspost this shitpost

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  • paddirn@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d probably try outside if I was going to let a woman try to hold it and aim, otherwise they’re gonna miss from just piss-poor aim or I’d start getting hard and that would make it even harder to aim.

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    • Landless2029@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah the shower is a much easier solution

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      • Lightor@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Golden? Only if they’re into that kind thing

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      🛁

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A great shitpost about pee … beautifully done … now I gotta go pee … by myself … with no one holding my pee pee

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    • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You can hold it and copter yourself

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      • EchoCranium@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Coptering a feel

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  • terminhell@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tried this once, wife’s aim was terrible. Was years ago, may try again at some point XD

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    • allidoislietomyself@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      To be fair to your wife, we have been practicing with it since we were toddlers.

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      • howrar@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        And she’s only getting half of the controls with no coordination between the two. She doesn’t know how strong of a stream you’re giving her and you can’t adjust it based on where she plans to point your dick.

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      • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Standing to pee is a learned skill. Trans guys who buy a stand to pee device are all recommended to practice in the shower first.

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      • terminhell@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh for sure. I was not expecting bullseye aim I’m able to get, but I wasn’t expecting it to be several feet off course lol.

        As an aside to other replies in this, it very much is a learned skill. Having potty trained my son, it’s a skill very taken for granted. I think most men are able to piss in the dark without making any or very little mess. Especially in their own home(house layout familiarity akin to a blind person).

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  • sachamato@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My wife asked for this. Lol

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    • HessiaNerd@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ve definitely let my wife write her name.

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  • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think I’m gonna just cut out my eyes

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    • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Why tho? That was such a tame post

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    • scottmeme@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Melon baller

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    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I do this alone for fun.

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      • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Stay back, cum walls. This is a piss ceiling house.

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  • undergroundoverground@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m going for a piss

    Oh yeah, want some help with that?

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  • TastyWheat@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Preschool Memes need to die, you can say ‘dick’ on the internet for fuck’s sake!

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  • Ithorian@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    She is a keeper

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t like giving myself golden showers

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      • Ithorian@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        And i can respect that (i think)

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  • bluewing@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My question is-- What did you learn from this?

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Spanish

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I am grateful that, in 24 years of marriage, this has never been an issue that has come up between my wife and I.

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  • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dick

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Who let this 11 year old get married? Who let this child hold their husband’s member?

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  • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    His flacid dick is big enough for her to hold?

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
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      • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I think it’s average when erect. I ain’t really worried about it either way. Guess I set myself up for that.

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      • Agrivar@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Do you have the heart? I feel like someone should say something, but I’m no good at this kind of conversation.

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