Shart, not fart

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• FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Condom, never used.

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  • Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mine’s used twice.

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Musk still rich

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• chevy9294@monero.town ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My Arch broke.

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  • Johanno@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Use nixos

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    • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      btw

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• TheDeepState@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Reddit still going.

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• explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Back to work.

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Here’s our winner.

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    • GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Back to office.

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• feebl@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  For sale: baby

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  • Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    shoes never worn

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    • feebl@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You forgot the comma after shoes but: bingo, that’s the one!

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Boy or girl?

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• udon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Aufenthaltserlaubnisverlängerungsantragsfrist verpasst.

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  • Eiri@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    German is cheating!

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• hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Democracy is kil

  Image

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  • nebulaone@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    no.

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• Enkrod@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  In our bed?!

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• SteveXVII@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Donald Trump exists

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  • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It said a sad story, not a fucking nightmare. There might be kids reading this, don’t scare them!

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    • SteveXVII@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s a German fairytale. (I wish.)

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• Vailliant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Alarm clock ringing

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• udon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Actually, it’s GNU/Linux

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  • Chakravanti@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s not sad.

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    • udon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      it’s a glimpse into a sad life

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  • _____@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I love to say this sassily and where it doesn’t fit just because “guh noo” sounds funny

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• deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Good dog, stay.

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  • CertifiedBlackGuy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You fucker :(

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    • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I made myself sad writing that.

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• cosmictrickster@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Four more years.

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• GluWu@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I love you

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    She preferred him.

    I don’t think I like this game.

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• Aceticon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “a sad story”

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  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And here we have the iq test high scorer.

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• cordlesslamp@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The condom broke.

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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  deleted by creator

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• doleo@lemmy.one ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  endless economic growth

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Malignant profit-driven cancer.

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• null@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Need baby shoes?

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  • doleo@lemmy.one ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That you, Hemmingway?

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    • null@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes, it’s an abridgement of the most mundane 6 word story:

      For sale: baby shoes, too small.

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    • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      then who was shoe?

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      *Hemmmingway

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Stained baby shoes

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• idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  We never learn

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Trump’s third term.

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  • buddascrayon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is more of a horror story

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• VonReposti@feddit.dk ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You tested positive.

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• itsgoodtobeawake@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It wasn’t milk

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  • VOwOxel@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Non-Milk Substance

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• udon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tight couch, ouch!

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Humble brag Vance

    (cheating? Using his name automatically makes everything sad)

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Couch with a zipper,
    never’ve been deeper.

    Couch with a spring
    will hit you in the thing.

    - intellectual thoughts with DJ Vasectomy or whatever some Amurican eyeliner boytoy is called

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  • fross@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Weird intersectional porn.

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• Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Squeezing cheeks. Urgent!

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• absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Technically not cannibalism!

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• Got_Bent@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  She died first

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  • Somsphet@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Now I’m sad

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• nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  baby, no shoes

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  • 0laura@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    no shoes, baby…

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  • garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Never shoes, baby

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    • nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      baby, never worn

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• PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can’t escape capitalism.

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  • Letsdothis@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Where would one go? Socialism?

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