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Shart, not fart

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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Gork@lemm.ee⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Mr_Blott@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No more cheese

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    • gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, more cheese!

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  • jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Cat hates you.

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    • Takios@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The worst fate.

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  • blackn1ght@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    burnt my tosst

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    • Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m on a toast kick and that hit harder than it should. A couple of other toast themed ideas:

      Toast got cold Toast without butter

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      • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Toast without butter is more in the vein of torture porn.

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  • lath@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Brown bathroom walls.

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    • Generalteetius01@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thai chili curry.

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      • udon@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        this burns twice

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  • OmegaMouse@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Out of coffee

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Captain initiates auto-selfdestruct.

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  • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Still no sleep

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  • dalekcaan@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The prompt said sad, not horror

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  • Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    God creates man

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  • m0darn@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dead Harambe timeline

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  • CptEnder@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Toothpaste orange juice

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  • Snoopey@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    War never changes

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  • pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Want to KMS

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    • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Suicide attempt 12

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      • pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        If you’re on number 12 and still here you’re lifes a comedy, not a tragedy

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    • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Task failed successfully

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    • nebulaone@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
      [deleted]
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      • pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah for real

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  • Arigion@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can’t count to three.

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  • blujan@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You were late

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Grandmother at twenty.

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    • Letsdothis@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Egads! This is quite terrible when you realize the implications.

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  • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Cells dividing uncontrollably.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mine is autobiographical. It is based on a horrific event that happened to me this morning:

    Dog poo finger

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    • boonhet@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Try finger but hole

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    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh no.

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  • superduperpirate@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Out of tacos

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  • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Remembering cringey memories.

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    • c0smokram3r@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Every friggin day.

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      • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Remember when you

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  • Letsdothis@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dick don’t work

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  • RawrGuthlaf@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Forced ad watching.

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  • blujan@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The cancer’s back

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  • Exusia@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dick went flaccid.

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    • LazerFX@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Been there too

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  • andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Welcome to Jonestown

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  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bent my wookie

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  • nebulaone@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mutually assured destruction

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  • CompN12@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    [deleted]
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    • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This isn’t sad.

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  • prayer@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Shaka, walls fell.

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  • popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is more of a horror story than a sad one.

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  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My poop red

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    • c0smokram3r@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Was it beets?

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