Shart, not fart

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• Mr_Blott@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No more cheese

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  • gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No, more cheese!

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• jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cat hates you.

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  • Takios@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The worst fate.

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• blackn1ght@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  burnt my tosst

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  • Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m on a toast kick and that hit harder than it should. A couple of other toast themed ideas:

    Toast got cold Toast without butter

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    • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Toast without butter is more in the vein of torture porn.

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• lath@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Brown bathroom walls.

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  • Generalteetius01@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thai chili curry.

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    • udon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      this burns twice

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• OmegaMouse@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Out of coffee

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Captain initiates auto-selfdestruct.

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• rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Still no sleep

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• dalekcaan@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The prompt said sad, not horror

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• Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  God creates man

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• m0darn@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dead Harambe timeline

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• CptEnder@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Toothpaste orange juice

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• Snoopey@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  War never changes

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• pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Want to KMS

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  • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Suicide attempt 12

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    • pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If you’re on number 12 and still here you’re lifes a comedy, not a tragedy

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  • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Task failed successfully

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  • nebulaone@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    [deleted]

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    • pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah for real

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• Arigion@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can’t count to three.

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• blujan@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You were late

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Grandmother at twenty.

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  • Letsdothis@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Egads! This is quite terrible when you realize the implications.

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• jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cells dividing uncontrollably.

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mine is autobiographical. It is based on a horrific event that happened to me this morning:

  Dog poo finger

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  • boonhet@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Try finger but hole

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  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh no.

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• superduperpirate@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Out of tacos

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Remembering cringey memories.

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  • c0smokram3r@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Every friggin day.

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    • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Remember when you

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• Letsdothis@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dick don’t work

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• RawrGuthlaf@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Forced ad watching.

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• blujan@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The cancer’s back

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• Exusia@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dick went flaccid.

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  • LazerFX@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Been there too

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• andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Welcome to Jonestown

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bent my wookie

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• nebulaone@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mutually assured destruction

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• CompN12@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  [deleted]

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  • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This isn’t sad.

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• prayer@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Shaka, walls fell.

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• popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is more of a horror story than a sad one.

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• SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My poop red

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  • c0smokram3r@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Was it beets?

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