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Justice for our boy

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Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s honestly he most disturbing picture of Jesus I’ve ever seen. Visceral disgust kinda reaction.

    Like a poor, scrawny carpenter was some ripped American meatball. Fuck me, I’m an atheist and this is gross.

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    • rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      In what world are carpenters scrawny.

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      • nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        In worlds where they can barely survive doing carpentry.

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    • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nazi Jesus flipping greasy burgers at fat redneck barbecue.

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    • ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That would be Supply-side Jesus.

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    • frezik@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He probably was jacked. Being a carpenter back then meant going into a forest, cutting down a tree, and hauling it out of there.

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      • BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Except he wasn’t a “carpenter” in the sense that we think of it. He wasn’t a woodworker building tall tables and chairs. The translation would be more accurate as “builder” or “construction worker”. Would still be in good shape, but nothing out of the ordinary.

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      • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Image

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      • corus_kt@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The swole Jesus agenda was so important you had to repeat it thrice

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    • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That is white christian bigot jesus. This whole post is nothing but a troll.

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    • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s because he’s wearing an American flag and as a nation founded under God like it says in the pledge of allegiance and on our money, and you godless atheists are sickened by the true meaning of our nation. /s

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      • EncryptKeeper@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        My favorite part about that nonsense is that until 1954-55 God didn’t appear either in the pledge of allegiance or on our money.

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  • NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Biden rigged the DOJ to garner sympathy and also to punish his son for doing too much marihuana

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    • whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!

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  • itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He should resign as President now

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    • Fades@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I am so ashamed of myself for voting for hunter biden for president 😞

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      • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Its okay, both options suck

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  • hasnt_seen_goonies@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This shows Jesus creating cheeseburgers which arent kosher.

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    • sirico@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Beyond burgers

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      • hasnt_seen_goonies@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The idea of republican Jesus cooking up some beyond burgers is very funny

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    • Zozano@aussie.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Jesus is a CHRISTIAN.

      It’s in the name CHRIST!

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    • Bgugi@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But he COMPLETED the law! Which means I can ignore all the old law that I find inconvenient. But he didn’t REPLACE the law, which means I can still criticize anything I think is yucky.

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  • Cosmicomical@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I now understand the feeling of cultural appropriation. I’m atheist but I grew up catholic and that depiction of jesus is culturally inappropriate

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    • rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      no less appropriate than the pasty italian twink usually depicted, to be fair

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    • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What do you mean? Jeff Bridges Jesus barbecued for your sins.

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      • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I was getting more of a Jesse Ventura vibe.

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    • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      yeah, he’d be wearing the popes flag otherwise it’d be historically innacurate

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      • Cosmicomical@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Lol

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  • Fades@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The man bought a gun and owned it for like 9 days many years ago around the same time he was filming himself on drugs. Every gun owner in a state that buy legal cannabis in any fashion would be guilty of the same thing. It’s just a bad law because you can be an alcoholic (which is a drug, hence a drug addict, hence requiring those to lie on the form) with as many guns as you want.

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    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Actually question “21. f” on ATF form 4473 is:

      Warning: The use or possession of marijuana remains unlawful under Federal law regardless of whether it has been legalized or decriminalized
      for medicinal or recreational purposes in the state where you reside.```
      
      
      So "yes, and alcoholics too, technically."
      
      Thing is unless you've got prior convictions or get caught with both the gun and a substance, or try to buy the gun while obviously fucked up on something, it's kinda hard to catch. 
      
      I suppose if you film yourself on drugs and then forget to go "no that wasn't real drugs, it's fake" like how they filmed Nice Dreams and didn't get arrested for the weed, and then people put a political target on your back, then yeah that might get you caught too.
      
      Also it's a dumb rule and should be stricken from the form. Especially weed FFS, which also should be legal.
      
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      • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I am not a lawyer.

        I did some rapid web searches to dig in here because I was curious about how this might be abused. It turns out that is better worded than it would at first appear. I think the trick here is it depends on whose definition of “depressant, stimulant, narcotic” you go by.

        For example, the CDC considers caffeine a stimulant, but the FDA says it’s a “food additive”. So there’s no FDA schedule for caffeine, which means you also can’t get a prescription for caffeine pills, nor pay for them through insurance.

        Meanwhile, alcohol labeling is handled by the FDA, but it looks like everything about the substance itself falls under the ATF (it’s in the name after all). The ATF seems to take great care to not categorize alcohol as a depressant and goes out of its way to never call alcohol a “drug” (example). And, as it turns out, (Federally) alcohol is not a controlled substance.

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      • Shapillon@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Are you sure about this? My English may be a bit rusty but doesn’t the “or any other controlled substance” imply that only controlled depressants count?

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    • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or idk, perhaps try to keep guns away from any substance abusers, be the substance they abuse legal or not.

      But that’s specifically abuse I’m talking about, not reasonable recreational use.

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      • Shapillon@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Is it possible to define specifically abuse?

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  • juice702@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jesus was a true American!

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    • Fades@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No but his supply-side clone is

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  • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wait. Are the Trump folks sharing those memes because they’re so stupid they’re funny?

    I guess I’ve always found Trump so offputting and taken white nationalist christian fascism so seriously that I never considered those to be shitposts.

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    • Cqrd@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, they legit believe them - or want others to in the case of Russian trolls

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        There are for sure irony appreciators in there

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  • Holyginz@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If the charges are true he should have been convicted.

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    • cowfodder@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The joke


      Your head

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      • Holyginz@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Meh, I misunderstood. I get how what I said is dumb in retrospect. Lice and learn.

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    • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It was a witch hunt!!1!11!

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It was. Unfortunately for Hunter, he was a witch.

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  • ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Who is that

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    • Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Jesus

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      • simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Wud up.

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      • ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Thank u very hepful

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      • Venator@lemmy.nz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        No need to use our Lords name in vain, is he really that well known? But who is he?

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    • Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Jeff Bridges

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    • lamabop@lemmings.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Negan

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      • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I honestly wondered what Negan was doing in the pic.

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    • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s Obi Wan Kenobi.

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  • Thorry84@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hamberder

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  • MockingMoniker@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hunter was probably used by his dysfunctional family with his drug addiction.

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    • irreticent@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Okay, I’ll bite… how was he being used and why?

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      • MockingMoniker@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Dysfunctional family stuff.

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  • Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The left aren’t going to use this perfectly good lay up to troll the right with symbolism like this. They will instead take the opportunity to miss their shot and shit on people they think are beneath them, like jesus.

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    • retrospectology@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Isn’t this meme throwing their rhetoric back at them though? It highlights how absurd it looks when they make this crazy religious political rhetoric that makes a criminal out to be some “godly” man.

      This cynical use of religion is a pretty good satirization of what right-wingers do.

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    • Crashumbc@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You can’t shit on a fictional character. Just a fYI

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    • DaBabyAteMaDingo@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Idkwtf you’re talking about but I think I agree

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  • Psionicsickness@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Please tell me you have the original of that Jeff Bridges Repub Jesus somewhere!?

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  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Amen.

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