muscles
What kind of pps are y’all having??
Are dicks supposed to have 6-packs?
Or is there a fellatio technique that includes pelvis-deep sucking?
boneless
So not a werewolf.
Wacky
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Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The penis and scrotum are encased in a thin layer of smooth muscle called the dartos fascia. It’s what causes the foreskin to close at end and the scrotum to wrinkle up when cold instead of just hanging like an empty sack when the testicles retract for warmth.
notabot@piefed.social 1 month ago
What kind of prehensile pps are y’all having??
Just the normal kind.
Are dicks supposed to have 6-packs?
You need to put in the work to get the best result.
Or is there a secret fellatio technique that includes pelvis-deep sucking?
You really have been missing out…
Mossheart@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Are dicks supposed to have 6-packs?
How many cock pushups can you do?
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
Only the normal amount of prehensile, huh?
I’ll work on that.put in the work
OK, fine, bowling, curling, stone throwing, dwarf-tossing (prehensively), all do all of it!!
(… starting tomorrow tho)
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Only himbos have sensitive dicks?
Sonicdemon86@lemmy.world 1 month ago
?? What kind of prehensile pps are y’all having??
So your penis doesn’t point up when hard?
highly sensitive So not a true manwhore.
So being punched in the dick doesn’t hurt more than being hit in the arm? Then again most men have their foreskin removed as a child so maybe that is why it yours is not sensitive like it should be.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
Hey, getting hit in the arm hurts!!
But no, I can’t really grip an object, only smash it.
most men
Idk
Imageraccoonwilliam777@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I do not get my foreskin removed 💪🏼
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nah, she takes her teef out first.
GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You haven’t loved until you have had a gummi
harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Ben Frank approves
happydoors@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I also see hoomans as collections of their individual pieces and am disgusted by their carbon-based appendages. One tried “speaking” to me by contracting disgusting throat muscles while exhaling air and flapping their boney-ingestion bear trap hole in strange ways. I saw small clouds of bacteria, viruses, and spit fly out of this hole. It was all very terrifying but I was horny. Worked out fine. Flesh bag’s aren’t so bad.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Who was the first man who was like “I wanna put my dick in the place for tearing meat”???
Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Oral sex definitely predates humans as a species, almost all social primates do it
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Huh, I haven’t heard of that. I know they did other stuff but I didn’t know that sloppy top was one of them. What about cunnilingus?
BoJackHorseman@lemmy.today 1 month ago
You seen videos of monkeys doing it?
Obi@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Honestly I’m kinda thinking the chick came up with the idea.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Adam
couldhavebeenyou@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Not so far from the actual first man, I presume
Damage@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Easily an ancestor to the first man, I’d guess
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Lokks like someone doesn’t understand “The gummy”. It’s why abusive husbands punch out teeth and why you can never really age out of prostitution. Make sure you get a good denturist. While your prime earning years are behind you, you can alway put a roof over your head and food on the table.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hey. That is NOT why abusive husbands punch their wives teeth out. Let’s get that clear. They just do that because they hate them, not because of some long winded scheme for sexual pleasure.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hey. This is a shitpost. That was a dark humour joke. Don’t look at me like I’m the weirdo here. Context matters.
jade52@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Jesus fucking Christ what did I just read
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Have I opened a doorway to new levels of consciousness? For better or for worse, maybe.
pivot_root@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hey now, someone doesn’t need to be an abusive piece of shit to get a gummy. They could just really be into grandma.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Grandma, grandpa anyone really. They say “the fun isn’t in the face”. While true, with a good gummy, the fun really is IN the face.
BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 1 month ago
Or a middle aged smoker.
TwilitSky@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I swear to God are these people real?
WandowsVista@lemmy.world 1 month ago
VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Someone actually gets it. Like every other sexual act it is an act of trust.
spirinolas@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Thrust too
KombatWombat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Humans lack many sharp teeth and have unimpressive jaw strength. It’s a much more beautiful show of trust with my dog.
wizblizz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
ಠ_ಠ
pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Holy fuck last sentence
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wonderful
CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 1 month ago
But the bear trap also has this soft tentacle-like that can make your pp feel good.
Soulphite@reddthat.com 1 month ago
God forbid they had a seizure mid act. Bye bye dingaling.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
My boyfriend once got lock jaw while giving head to his ex. He got it out, but it was tight and it scratch up his dick pretty good from what I understand. Bf had to go to urgent care because his jaw was stuck mid blowjob for over an hour. They told the doc he had been eating a sandwich when it happened.
The funny part, though, is that they were hosting family for a weekend, and had snuck off for a mid day quickie when it happened lmao
chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Lol that’s horrifying.
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
One of my points of pride is actually using my teeth. A light scrape or nibble dramatically increases tactile sensitivity and emotional intensity. If you know how to simultaneously integrate the tongue and lips properly you can really leverage that “crazy girl sex” that drives dudes fucking nuts. I may have had years of therapy but there’s a few holdovers just because crazy girls do it better. The other big thing is gregariousness because once you learn to use it with real day-to-day support and respect for people it just magnifies it.
nautevenkidding@feddit.org 1 month ago
Profile pic checks out.
RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
According to one ep I listened to from Last Podcast on the Left, hard PPs are difficult to cut off.
baines@piefed.social 1 month ago
if you grew up with the internet you really don’t need to guess
and the answer is not really difficult but more so than you’d think
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
It’s called a ring gag…
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
comprising
not comprised of
friggin’ dunce
Sv443@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
And chock full of germs that will give you an infection in probably the worst spot of the entire body.
FishFace@piefed.social 1 month ago
Jeez, how long have you been spending on thesaurus.com?
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 month ago
feels good man
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is one reason I never understood tea bagging
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Idk, man, depends on the bags, but I love getting the flesh purse dangled into my enamal-bladed bear trap sometimes
Gates9@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Hack! J’accuse!
nocklobster@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Image
ceenote@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Perhaps the danger is what makes it hot.