Nah, she takes her teef out first.
Wacky
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anon_8675309@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
nocklobster@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
ceenote@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Perhaps the danger is what makes it hot.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
It’s called a ring gag…
WandowsVista@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 11 hours ago
muscles
What kind of pps are y’all having??
Are dicks supposed to have 6-packs?
Or is there a fellatio technique that includes pelvis-deep sucking?boneless
So not a werewolf.
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
The penis and scrotum are encased in a thin layer of smooth muscle called the dartos fascia. It’s what causes the foreskin to close at end and the scrotum to wrinkle up when cold instead of just hanging like an empty sack when the testicles retract for warmth.
notabot@piefed.social 8 hours ago
What kind of prehensile pps are y’all having??
Just the normal kind.
Are dicks supposed to have 6-packs?
You need to put in the work to get the best result.
Or is there a secret fellatio technique that includes pelvis-deep sucking?
You really have been missing out…
Mossheart@lemmy.ca 4 hours ago
Are dicks supposed to have 6-packs?
How many cock pushups can you do?
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 6 hours ago
Only the normal amount of prehensile, huh?
I’ll work on that.put in the work
OK, fine, bowling, curling, stone throwing, dwarf-tossing (prehensively), all do all of it!!
(… starting tomorrow tho)
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Only himbos have sensitive dicks?
Sonicdemon86@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
?? What kind of prehensile pps are y’all having??
So your penis doesn’t point up when hard?
highly sensitive So not a true manwhore.
So being punched in the dick doesn’t hurt more than being hit in the arm? Then again most men have their foreskin removed as a child so maybe that is why it yours is not sensitive like it should be.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 6 hours ago
Hey, getting hit in the arm hurts!!
But no, I can’t really grip an object, only smash it.
most men
Idk
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PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 7 hours ago
Who was the first man who was like “I wanna put my dick in the place for tearing meat”???
Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 6 hours ago
Oral sex definitely predates humans as a species, almost all social primates do it
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 16 minutes ago
Huh, I haven’t heard of that. I know they did other stuff but I didn’t know that sloppy top was one of them. What about cunnilingus?
Obi@sopuli.xyz 5 hours ago
Honestly I’m kinda thinking the chick came up with the idea.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Adam
couldhavebeenyou@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
Not so far from the actual first man, I presume
Damage@slrpnk.net 6 hours ago
Easily an ancestor to the first man, I’d guess
happydoors@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I also see hoomans as collections of their individual pieces and am disgusted by their carbon-based appendages. One tried “speaking” to me by contracting disgusting throat muscles while exhaling air and flapping their boney-ingestion bear trap hole in strange ways. I saw small clouds of bacteria, viruses, and spit fly out of this hole. It was all very terrifying but I was horny. Worked out fine. Flesh bag’s aren’t so bad.
VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Someone actually gets it. Like every other sexual act it is an act of trust.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Lokks like someone doesn’t understand “The gummy”. It’s why abusive husbands punch out teeth and why you can never really age out of prostitution. Make sure you get a good denturist. While your prime earning years are behind you, you can alway put a roof over your head and food on the table.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Hey. That is NOT why abusive husbands punch their wives teeth out. Let’s get that clear. They just do that because they hate them, not because of some long winded scheme for sexual pleasure.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Hey. This is a shitpost. That was a dark humour joke. Don’t look at me like I’m the weirdo here. Context matters.
jade52@lemmy.ca 11 hours ago
Jesus fucking Christ what did I just read
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Have I opened a doorway to new levels of consciousness? For better or for worse, maybe.
TwilitSky@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
I swear to God are these people real?
pivot_root@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Hey now, someone doesn’t need to be an abusive piece of shit to get a gummy. They could just really be into grandma.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Grandma, grandpa anyone really. They say “the fun isn’t in the face”. While true, with a good gummy, the fun really is IN the face.
BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 8 hours ago
Or a middle aged smoker.
Soulphite@reddthat.com 11 hours ago
God forbid they had a seizure mid act. Bye bye dingaling.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 6 hours ago
My boyfriend once got lock jaw while giving head to his ex. He got it out, but it was tight and it scratch up his dick pretty good from what I understand. Bf had to go to urgent care because his jaw was stuck mid blowjob for over an hour. They told the doc he had been eating a sandwich when it happened.
The funny part, though, is that they were hosting family for a weekend, and had snuck off for a mid day quickie when it happened lmao
chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Lol that’s horrifying.
Sv443@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
And chock full of germs that will give you an infection in probably the worst spot of the entire body.
RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
According to one ep I listened to from Last Podcast on the Left, hard PPs are difficult to cut off.
baines@piefed.social 7 hours ago
if you grew up with the internet you really don’t need to guess
and the answer is not really difficult but more so than you’d think
FishFace@piefed.social 10 hours ago
Jeez, how long have you been spending on thesaurus.com?
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
feels good man
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
This is one reason I never understood tea bagging
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 6 hours ago
Idk, man, depends on the bags, but I love getting the flesh purse dangled into my enamal-bladed bear trap sometimes
Gates9@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
Hack! J’accuse!
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 55 minutes ago
comprising
not comprised of
friggin’ dunce