It's the Lord's problem now.
Submitted 10 months ago by ivanafterall@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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dublet@lemmy.world 10 months ago
gingersaffronapricat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Literal shit post
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
oh, oh! … wait! … oh! … I see it!!! … it’s over my house!!!
qualia@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Was looking for this comment. 👏
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
undeffeined@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Is that Jack Black?
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
i hate that it looks like jack black playing jim carrey playing andy kaufman
bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Yesss was going to comment this!
b34k@lemmy.world 10 months ago
First thing I thought of when i saw this post!
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s so weird, I was just talking about this movie today. Probably the first time I’ve mentioned it since I saw it 20 years ago.
danekrae@lemmy.world 10 months ago
tetris11@feddit.uk 10 months ago
really expecting that gif to end differently
Bazell@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Dagamant@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I absolutely hate dog poo bags. People will bag the poo the just toss it on the side of the trail. FFS you’re just adding plastic to the poo and making it worse. I would rather just have poo all over the trail instead of hundreds of plastic bags filled with poo 10 feet from the trail.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Yea you’re supposed to throw them in the bin not the ground, tf is wrong with people?
smh@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Agreed, it’s gross seeing poo bags on the trail.
I have a dog. I scoop the poop. I use bags that claim to be compostable and I put them in the bin. I don’t like carrying a full poo bag. That’s why I have a little scent proof zippered I hang from my leash. I don’t leave the bag on the side of the trail and lie that I’ll totally pick it up on my way back.
At home I use these magic corn based ones that dissolve in the toilet.
YaGirlAutumn@leminal.space 10 months ago
imagine walking down the street and a bag of dog poop falls on your head
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It already happens with birds, so it’s not such a big change, if that’s the price of human progress.
FalschgeldFurkan@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Something similar seems to have occured in South Korea, where North Koreans would send balloons filled with shit and propaganda
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Maybe it is not in a bag because the bag popped after an incident with a tern
Aarkon@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
No
Godric@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ugh fucking corpos stealing my ideas, I’ve been flinging baggies of dog poo into the sky since 1996.
Fling and forget!
ulterno@programming.dev 10 months ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
PunnyName@lemmy.world 10 months ago
All shit leads to Brisbane, I guess.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This is an inferior product compared to my patented Catapoop^TM^ and Trepooche^TM^
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
But yours don’t also deplete our precious helium supply…?
cdf12345@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
I bet you’re still envious of VaPOOriser.
Ozymandias1688@feddit.org 10 months ago
Trepooche, the superior pooch machine as inspired by the superior siege engine
someguy3@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Removed from the environment.
unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth 10 months ago
into another environment
No, out of the environment
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 10 months ago
It’s beyond the environment. It’s not in an environment. It’s been towed beyond the environment.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 10 months ago
They go into space, where they become stars.
purplemonkeymad@programming.dev 10 months ago
I’m just hoping the front doesn’t fall off.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I kinda want this. Half of me is laughing just from the idea, and half of me is disgusted by the concept and myself for even entertaining it.
Joeffect@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Have you tried making anything float with helium? Sometimes the string is to much for a balloon to lift… The amount of it you would need and the size of the bag needed would be way bigger than what was shown
bdonvr@thelemmy.club 10 months ago
Hydrogen is way less wasteful and has more lifting power!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I worry about the dog that shits 45 pounds a day. From personal experience it is not fun
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What happened to the good old putting it into a paper bag, put the paper bag on one of your enemies’ front entrance, set the paper bag of fire, ring the door bell, run away, and watch from a safe distance?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Have you not heard about drone warfare? You can set these on fire, too!
tetris11@feddit.uk 10 months ago
health safety regs, damn OSHA
Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
This really is a shitpost.
bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This was done on the TV show, The Last Man on Earth.
tetris11@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Y?
ramble81@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Just need some Va-poo-rize instead.
henfredemars@infosec.pub 10 months ago
This is a gag gift, right?
CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Yes, I’m pretty sure this is a fake gift box that The Onion used to sell.
Natanael@infosec.pub 10 months ago
Someone will gag eventually if this indeed
pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Nope, put shit in a trash bag and fill it up with helium… bam! You got floating shit.
Xande@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Oh, I already see people pestering poor sales reps about it…
MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 10 months ago
and they float into the sky where they turn into stars
sirico@feddit.uk 10 months ago
But we already have the tie it to a bush because I’ll totally come back for it method
digital_man@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I prefer Fulton Extraction personally…
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I don’t recall the trade name, but my uncle had a service that utilized Laserdiscs to remove poo.
It was a huge upgrade from his Beta Max.
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I cannot stop laughing at the first photo with the dog looking like it’s actually watching the flying poop go up. What even lol
muxika@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
"And that’s how I got the house to Paradise Falls. "
tomiant@piefed.social 10 months ago
Send it back into nature! I love it!
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Says here the biggest buyer is… North Korea?
PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Human waste management systems in a nutshell.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Natanael@infosec.pub 10 months ago
Out of flight