Albanian sperm so strong it can get computer pregnant 💪 💪 💪 🇦🇱 🇦🇱 🇦🇱
Albania what are you doing? I thought you just made peace with Aberbaijan???
Submitted 1 month ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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rbesfe@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Unironically, Albania’s flag goes way harder than it has any right to.
Honytawk@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Now the question is, who fucked the computer?
adminofoz@lemmy.cafe 1 month ago
Who let JD Vance out again?
MBech@feddit.dk 1 month ago
Holy shit I would have a hard time announcing that with a straight face.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Especially because you know someone’s gonna ask who impregnated her…
Tja@programming.dev 1 month ago
The Holy Spirit ™
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sam Altman and Peter Thiel probably paid good money for that…
Or just some politician is suffering from heavy AI psychosis…
papalonian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah, this one appears to be legit. Wonderful.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 month ago
criss_cross@lemmy.world 1 month ago
indianexpress.com/…/albanias-ai-minister-pregnant…
I…don’t know what to say
qarbone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What in the fuck does this even mean?
Tja@programming.dev 1 month ago
My guess: they bought/implemented an ChatGPT subscription or AI agentic system for the party members, and they have a super weird way of announcing it… maybe to make it understandable to very non-technical people?
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 month ago
Dumb people believe everything they read on the internet.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
It means it’s a corrupt dictatorship.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Stupidest dystopian timeline ever
KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
One minute ago I was mourning and feeling lost about the world. I open Lemmy and: 83 AI kids. This has been the entire last year: bouncing between feeling lost in life and feeling baffled by the stupidity of life. Our government AI minister is pregnant with 83 kids.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 month ago
Also, our minister is a LLM!
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
It was me. I fucked Diella. The children are mine.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 month ago
Ai ai ai
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Ia! Fhtagn! Ia! Cthulhu! Ia! Nyalarthotep!
toynbee@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Burninator05@lemmy.world 1 month ago
AI
themachinestops@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Chat Chippy tea.
_stranger_@lemmy.world 1 month ago
you absolute sentient loom.
slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
So she is having octogintatriplets, says le chat
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 month ago
That is a magnificent term
slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
i think octoginta sounds more like a desease, like “oh no i forgot my octogintis meds” while milluplets sound like a fancy kind of pastry that used to hyped on tik-tok or something.This is fun! The devil would probably father sescentisexagintasextuplets (leChat guesses) which sounds like a sexy spell to assemble a book shelf.
…i should sleep
SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Le chat is French for “the cat”!
The more you knowwwwwww
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
It’s also what the chat in my name is from (my real name is a verb chatoyancy is related to).
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Damn, Albania is really on the forefront of AI research nowadays, aren’t they?
Apparently they figured out how to have sex with an AI girlfriend.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
So, is the leadership fucking stupid, or do they expect their voters to be fucking stupid?
reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Yes.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 month ago
Could be a government having a little fun. It does distract from the dystopian nature of using LLMs like they apparently do …
Either way, voters are that stupid. See all the elections that the far right is winning.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 month ago
More likely is that they're not stupid. They're just not informed because they have other shit to do.
Bosht@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The world is so fucked I can’t even tell if this is satire at this point, regardless of itlf it’s posted here.
Luky_Se7en@feddit.it 1 month ago
First 5th world country 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱
Valmond@lemmy.world 1 month ago
AI-Bania
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 1 month ago
It was already weird, stop making it weirder
vane@lemmy.world 1 month ago
www.youtube.com/shorts/73Ii25cUyJc - he literally said that, I need to lay down
KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Can we talk about the second half where the guy’s proclaiming the benefit that when legislators miss sessions, the AI can tell them what they missed, and how they should respond??? Sounds wonderful. Let’s have our legislators getting orders from miss Edi Rama’s 83 slop-goblins.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 month ago
someone translate it. i read it three times and I’m not sure I can understand it
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
My Interpretation is that they made ai assistants for each government official and then somehow got the weird idea to announce it like the woman who is the ai minister is giving birth to her ai children.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 month ago
The thing about the AI minister is that she is an AI.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My guesses:
- A LLM is roleplaying as a pregnant minister.
- A woman is “AI” minister and she’s pregnant, theres a typo and the government is publicly admitting corruption through nepotism.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 month ago
A LLM is "working" as a minister. The government prenteds this pretend person to be the lifegiver of 83 others.
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Jesus christ Albania
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 month ago
Allah, actually. They’re muslim!
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I mean Jesus is a Prophet in Islam, a very major one actually.
JustJack23@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
I can’t believe I am saying this, but I would have preferred it presented as corporate “increasing productivity” speech
LemmyThinkAboutIt@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I don’t know how to insert gifs on Lemmy, but I feel this ones appropriate for the What the fuck gif.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 month ago
1984@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Nice to know the world has such amazing leaders. We will be alright!
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
i have no idea how i comprehend this. cannot compute.
Gladaed@feddit.org 1 month ago
Wrong sub, irrelevant country and a terrible thing to read.
syreus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s a reference to Trump confusing Armenia with Albania while visiting bragging to the British PM.
Edi Rama(Albanian PM) joked with Emmanuel Macron(French President) and Ilham Aliyev(Azerbaijani President) later about the Trump’s “peace deal” and Aliyev busted out laughing.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 month ago
Right sub, relevant country and an incredibly newsworthy shitpost.
sundray@lemmus.org 1 month ago
Giving your 83 AI babies government jobs = blatant nepotism
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 month ago
Child labor laws in Albania does not extend to AI apparently
LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 1 month ago
Child labour laws are bourgeois decadence