Albanian sperm so strong it can get computer pregnant 💪 💪 💪 🇦🇱 🇦🇱 🇦🇱
Albania what are you doing? I thought you just made peace with Aberbaijan???
Submitted 1 year ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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rbesfe@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Unironically, Albania’s flag goes way harder than it has any right to.
Honytawk@feddit.nl 1 year ago
Now the question is, who fucked the computer?
adminofoz@lemmy.cafe 1 year ago
Who let JD Vance out again?
MBech@feddit.dk 1 year ago
Holy shit I would have a hard time announcing that with a straight face.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Especially because you know someone’s gonna ask who impregnated her…
Tja@programming.dev 1 year ago
The Holy Spirit ™
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sam Altman and Peter Thiel probably paid good money for that…
Or just some politician is suffering from heavy AI psychosis…
papalonian@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah, this one appears to be legit. Wonderful.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 year ago
criss_cross@lemmy.world 1 year ago
indianexpress.com/…/albanias-ai-minister-pregnant…
I…don’t know what to say
qarbone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What in the fuck does this even mean?
Tja@programming.dev 1 year ago
My guess: they bought/implemented an ChatGPT subscription or AI agentic system for the party members, and they have a super weird way of announcing it… maybe to make it understandable to very non-technical people?
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 year ago
Dumb people believe everything they read on the internet.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
It means it’s a corrupt dictatorship.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Stupidest dystopian timeline ever
KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
One minute ago I was mourning and feeling lost about the world. I open Lemmy and: 83 AI kids. This has been the entire last year: bouncing between feeling lost in life and feeling baffled by the stupidity of life. Our government AI minister is pregnant with 83 kids.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 year ago
Also, our minister is a LLM!
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
It was me. I fucked Diella. The children are mine.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 year ago
Ai ai ai
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Ia! Fhtagn! Ia! Cthulhu! Ia! Nyalarthotep!
toynbee@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Burninator05@lemmy.world 1 year ago
AI
themachinestops@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Chat Chippy tea.
_stranger_@lemmy.world 1 year ago
you absolute sentient loom.
slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
So she is having octogintatriplets, says le chat
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 year ago
That is a magnificent term
slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
i think octoginta sounds more like a desease, like “oh no i forgot my octogintis meds” while milluplets sound like a fancy kind of pastry that used to hyped on tik-tok or something.This is fun! The devil would probably father sescentisexagintasextuplets (leChat guesses) which sounds like a sexy spell to assemble a book shelf.
…i should sleep
SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Le chat is French for “the cat”!
The more you knowwwwwww
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
It’s also what the chat in my name is from (my real name is a verb chatoyancy is related to).
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Damn, Albania is really on the forefront of AI research nowadays, aren’t they?
Apparently they figured out how to have sex with an AI girlfriend.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
So, is the leadership fucking stupid, or do they expect their voters to be fucking stupid?
reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Yes.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 year ago
Could be a government having a little fun. It does distract from the dystopian nature of using LLMs like they apparently do …
Either way, voters are that stupid. See all the elections that the far right is winning.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 year ago
More likely is that they're not stupid. They're just not informed because they have other shit to do.
Bosht@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The world is so fucked I can’t even tell if this is satire at this point, regardless of itlf it’s posted here.
Luky_Se7en@feddit.it 1 year ago
First 5th world country 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱
Valmond@lemmy.world 1 year ago
AI-Bania
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 1 year ago
It was already weird, stop making it weirder
vane@lemmy.world 1 year ago
www.youtube.com/shorts/73Ii25cUyJc - he literally said that, I need to lay down
KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Can we talk about the second half where the guy’s proclaiming the benefit that when legislators miss sessions, the AI can tell them what they missed, and how they should respond??? Sounds wonderful. Let’s have our legislators getting orders from miss Edi Rama’s 83 slop-goblins.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 year ago
someone translate it. i read it three times and I’m not sure I can understand it
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
My Interpretation is that they made ai assistants for each government official and then somehow got the weird idea to announce it like the woman who is the ai minister is giving birth to her ai children.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 year ago
The thing about the AI minister is that she is an AI.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My guesses:
- A LLM is roleplaying as a pregnant minister.
- A woman is “AI” minister and she’s pregnant, theres a typo and the government is publicly admitting corruption through nepotism.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 year ago
A LLM is "working" as a minister. The government prenteds this pretend person to be the lifegiver of 83 others.
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Jesus christ Albania
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 year ago
Allah, actually. They’re muslim!
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
I mean Jesus is a Prophet in Islam, a very major one actually.
JustJack23@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
I can’t believe I am saying this, but I would have preferred it presented as corporate “increasing productivity” speech
LemmyThinkAboutIt@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
I don’t know how to insert gifs on Lemmy, but I feel this ones appropriate for the What the fuck gif.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 year ago
1984@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Nice to know the world has such amazing leaders. We will be alright!
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
i have no idea how i comprehend this. cannot compute.
Gladaed@feddit.org 1 year ago
Wrong sub, irrelevant country and a terrible thing to read.
syreus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s a reference to Trump confusing Armenia with Albania while visiting bragging to the British PM.
Edi Rama(Albanian PM) joked with Emmanuel Macron(French President) and Ilham Aliyev(Azerbaijani President) later about the Trump’s “peace deal” and Aliyev busted out laughing.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 year ago
Right sub, relevant country and an incredibly newsworthy shitpost.
sundray@lemmus.org 1 year ago
Giving your 83 AI babies government jobs = blatant nepotism
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 year ago
Child labor laws in Albania does not extend to AI apparently
LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 1 year ago
Child labour laws are bourgeois decadence