Albanian sperm so strong it can get computer pregnant 💪 💪 💪 🇦🇱 🇦🇱 🇦🇱
Albania what are you doing? I thought you just made peace with Aberbaijan???
Submitted 10 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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rbesfe@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Unironically, Albania’s flag goes way harder than it has any right to.
Honytawk@feddit.nl 10 months ago
Now the question is, who fucked the computer?
adminofoz@lemmy.cafe 10 months ago
Who let JD Vance out again?
MBech@feddit.dk 10 months ago
Holy shit I would have a hard time announcing that with a straight face.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Especially because you know someone’s gonna ask who impregnated her…
Tja@programming.dev 10 months ago
The Holy Spirit ™
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sam Altman and Peter Thiel probably paid good money for that…
Or just some politician is suffering from heavy AI psychosis…
papalonian@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah, this one appears to be legit. Wonderful.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 10 months ago
criss_cross@lemmy.world 10 months ago
indianexpress.com/…/albanias-ai-minister-pregnant…
I…don’t know what to say
qarbone@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What in the fuck does this even mean?
Tja@programming.dev 10 months ago
My guess: they bought/implemented an ChatGPT subscription or AI agentic system for the party members, and they have a super weird way of announcing it… maybe to make it understandable to very non-technical people?
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 months ago
Dumb people believe everything they read on the internet.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
It means it’s a corrupt dictatorship.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Stupidest dystopian timeline ever
KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
One minute ago I was mourning and feeling lost about the world. I open Lemmy and: 83 AI kids. This has been the entire last year: bouncing between feeling lost in life and feeling baffled by the stupidity of life. Our government AI minister is pregnant with 83 kids.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 10 months ago
Also, our minister is a LLM!
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
It was me. I fucked Diella. The children are mine.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 10 months ago
Ai ai ai
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Ia! Fhtagn! Ia! Cthulhu! Ia! Nyalarthotep!
toynbee@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Burninator05@lemmy.world 10 months ago
AI
themachinestops@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Chat Chippy tea.
_stranger_@lemmy.world 10 months ago
you absolute sentient loom.
slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
So she is having octogintatriplets, says le chat
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 10 months ago
That is a magnificent term
slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
i think octoginta sounds more like a desease, like “oh no i forgot my octogintis meds” while milluplets sound like a fancy kind of pastry that used to hyped on tik-tok or something.This is fun! The devil would probably father sescentisexagintasextuplets (leChat guesses) which sounds like a sexy spell to assemble a book shelf.
…i should sleep
SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Le chat is French for “the cat”!
The more you knowwwwwww
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
It’s also what the chat in my name is from (my real name is a verb chatoyancy is related to).
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Damn, Albania is really on the forefront of AI research nowadays, aren’t they?
Apparently they figured out how to have sex with an AI girlfriend.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
So, is the leadership fucking stupid, or do they expect their voters to be fucking stupid?
reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Yes.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 10 months ago
Could be a government having a little fun. It does distract from the dystopian nature of using LLMs like they apparently do …
Either way, voters are that stupid. See all the elections that the far right is winning.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 10 months ago
More likely is that they're not stupid. They're just not informed because they have other shit to do.
Bosht@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The world is so fucked I can’t even tell if this is satire at this point, regardless of itlf it’s posted here.
Luky_Se7en@feddit.it 10 months ago
First 5th world country 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱
Valmond@lemmy.world 10 months ago
AI-Bania
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 10 months ago
It was already weird, stop making it weirder
vane@lemmy.world 10 months ago
www.youtube.com/shorts/73Ii25cUyJc - he literally said that, I need to lay down
KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Can we talk about the second half where the guy’s proclaiming the benefit that when legislators miss sessions, the AI can tell them what they missed, and how they should respond??? Sounds wonderful. Let’s have our legislators getting orders from miss Edi Rama’s 83 slop-goblins.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 months ago
someone translate it. i read it three times and I’m not sure I can understand it
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
My Interpretation is that they made ai assistants for each government official and then somehow got the weird idea to announce it like the woman who is the ai minister is giving birth to her ai children.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 10 months ago
The thing about the AI minister is that she is an AI.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My guesses:
- A LLM is roleplaying as a pregnant minister.
- A woman is “AI” minister and she’s pregnant, theres a typo and the government is publicly admitting corruption through nepotism.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 10 months ago
A LLM is "working" as a minister. The government prenteds this pretend person to be the lifegiver of 83 others.
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Jesus christ Albania
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 10 months ago
Allah, actually. They’re muslim!
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
I mean Jesus is a Prophet in Islam, a very major one actually.
JustJack23@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
I can’t believe I am saying this, but I would have preferred it presented as corporate “increasing productivity” speech
LemmyThinkAboutIt@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
I don’t know how to insert gifs on Lemmy, but I feel this ones appropriate for the What the fuck gif.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 10 months ago
1984@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Nice to know the world has such amazing leaders. We will be alright!
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
i have no idea how i comprehend this. cannot compute.
Gladaed@feddit.org 10 months ago
Wrong sub, irrelevant country and a terrible thing to read.
syreus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s a reference to Trump confusing Armenia with Albania while visiting bragging to the British PM.
Edi Rama(Albanian PM) joked with Emmanuel Macron(French President) and Ilham Aliyev(Azerbaijani President) later about the Trump’s “peace deal” and Aliyev busted out laughing.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 10 months ago
Right sub, relevant country and an incredibly newsworthy shitpost.
sundray@lemmus.org 10 months ago
Giving your 83 AI babies government jobs = blatant nepotism
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 10 months ago
Child labor laws in Albania does not extend to AI apparently
LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 10 months ago
Child labour laws are bourgeois decadence