Mainlining industrial-strength copium
coping
Submitted 3 weeks ago by SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Garbagio@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
On that Bernie 2028 type shit
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
The Lemmy special of making everything about American politics
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 2 weeks ago
Everyone younger than me are little shits who don’t know nothing and everyone older than me are old farts with outdated knowledge. Fuck’em.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 weeks ago
And everyone the same age as me is a clueless idiot who never outgrew high school.
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 2 weeks ago
Damn r u a minister becuz you preach the truth.
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Everyone driving slower than me = doesn’t know how to drive
Everyone driving faster than me = crazy, reckless driver
Wilco@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Anyone driving my exact same speed near me = annoying and trying to cause an accident.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Everyone driving slower than me is a moron, everyone driving faster than me is a maniac.
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Has more fun than me = drug abuser
Has more friends than me = slut
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
drug abuser
slut
Hey, don’t drag me into this
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s just terrible to think about. Someone doing that to poor innocent drugs.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Is that monster drink “nerd” flavor?
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Looks to be trans flavour to me
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I think it’s actually “gay nerd” flavored.
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
The nerd flavour is the white one
Master@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red. I think its red grapefruit flavored. But its one of the zero sugar garbage ones so I’ve never had it.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Thanks, r/ AntiMentalHealth
Good thing I don’t care about these things.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
If he’s bigger than me: Yeah probably. I get off my ass to rake the yard or build furniture, I don’t work out.
If he’s richer than me: Yeah it’s almost certainly via white collar crime. I live below my means, I’m the son of an IT professional, I went to college on a grant and I taught flight school before I worked in a rapid prototyping lab. I’ve worn blue and white collars. I’ve written C++ and run a lathe for my pay.
If he’s smarter than me: That’s easy to believe with my 3.3 GPA. I was an honor’s student looked down upon by the AP and IB kids.
The man who looks better than me probably owns a mirror. I wear navy blue T-shirts and black gym shorts as a daily uniform because they’re easy to launder and I shave my neck because a neckbeard bothers me when I’m trying to sleep. Do you want your Lycoming overhauled or not, because I went to mechanic school and you didn’t. Thought so, that’ll be $30 grand.
crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
What if they’re more successful, more likeable, and happier? please, I need copium
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Kushan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Everyone needs to watch BoJack. Everyone needs that trauma in their life.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Happier = have many untreated mental illnesses /j
(Conservatives think like that actually, because “muh dooties”)
404@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Ass kissers, attention seekers, sheeple
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
then they’re marriage material
icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Probably have some terminal disease.
zephiriz@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
So I am a roided out gay nerd spending daddy’s money. Cool.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Check out humble bags over here.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
sniff sniff
Everyone is stinky.
vga@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Lemmy edition:
Bigger than you = nazis
Richer than you = first ones against the wall
Smarter than you = nazis
Look better = conservatives aka nazis
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Whaaaaat the fuck?
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
vga going mask off as usual
gmtom@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Please just go back to Reddit dude. Or ask your parents for a hug.
Quadhammer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That fetal alcohol cousin fucker look, so hot. Lol
Also aren’t Asians the smart stereotype?
1984@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Nobody can be smarter than Lemmy teenagers… :)
vga@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Lemmy 30-year old teenagers, perhaps
MNByChoice@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
Anything than to have to fix my life.
I don’t shower as I don’t want the females to think I am gay. I don’t read, study, or try so I am not a nerd. I work a deadend job to prove I am “self made”. I avoid the “roids”, the gym, and exercising, which saves me so much time.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Saves me more time to spend in my mom’s basement eating Cheetos on Call of Duty verbally challenging your heterosexuality.
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
I don’t know if this is the case still, in the Xbox360 days definitely.
This more of a Fortnite thing.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Today I found out I’m a
Roided up gay daddies money having nerd who slept with your wife and mother at the same time.
vivalapivo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
President of the United States: Trump
Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
There will be some poor bastard out there who is being bullied by a guy that is on roids that he pays for with daddys money, and is a total nerd who keeps on bragging about how awesome he is at sucking cock. And none of us believe him lol
ToastedPlanet@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
You are welcome not to I guess. It wouldn’t be cope though if you directed 3 out of 4 of those at me.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s why I come here, for good, solid life advice like this.
Wrufieotnak@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Nerd!