Everyone driving slower than me = doesn’t know how to drive
Everyone driving faster than me = crazy, reckless driver
coping
Submitted 22 hours ago by SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 2 hours ago
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
Everyone driving slower than me is a moron, everyone driving faster than me is a maniac.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 hours ago
Thanks, r/ AntiMentalHealth
Good thing I don’t care about these things.
vga@sopuli.xyz 3 hours ago
Lemmy edition:
Bigger than you = nazis
Richer than you = first ones against the wall
Smarter than you = nazis
Look better = conservatives aka nazis
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
Whaaaaat the fuck?
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 hours ago
vga going mask off as usual
Quadhammer@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
That fetal alcohol cousin fucker look, so hot. Lol
Also aren’t Asians the smart stereotype?
1984@lemmy.today 1 hour ago
Nobody can be smarter than Lemmy teenagers… :)
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
That’s why I come here, for good, solid life advice like this.
Wrufieotnak@feddit.org 16 hours ago
Nerd!
GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 19 hours ago
Mainlining industrial-strength copium
Garbagio@lemmy.zip 16 hours ago
On that Bernie 2028 type shit
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 13 hours ago
The Lemmy special of making everything about American politics
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 15 hours ago
Everyone younger than me are little shits who don’t know nothing and everyone older than me are old farts with outdated knowledge. Fuck’em.
ToastedPlanet@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 hours ago
You are welcome not to I guess. It wouldn’t be cope though if you directed 3 out of 4 of those at me.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 16 hours ago
Is that monster drink “nerd” flavor?
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
I think it’s actually “gay nerd” flavored.
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 14 hours ago
Looks to be trans flavour to me
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 12 hours ago
The nerd flavour is the white one
crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 hours ago
What if they’re more successful, more likeable, and happier? please, I need copium
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Happier = have many untreated mental illnesses /j
(Conservatives think like that actually, because “muh dooties”)
Kushan@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Everyone needs to watch BoJack. Everyone needs that trauma in their life.
404@lemmy.zip 16 hours ago
Ass kissers, attention seekers, sheeple
icelimit@lemmy.ml 18 hours ago
Probably have some terminal disease.
zephiriz@lemmy.ml 16 hours ago
So I am a roided out gay nerd spending daddy’s money. Cool.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 16 hours ago
Check out humble bags over here.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Today I found out I’m a
Roided up gay daddies money having nerd who slept with your wife and mother at the same time.
MNByChoice@midwest.social 17 hours ago
Anything than to have to fix my life.
I don’t shower as I don’t want the females to think I am gay. I don’t read, study, or try so I am not a nerd. I work a deadend job to prove I am “self made”. I avoid the “roids”, the gym, and exercising, which saves me so much time.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 16 hours ago
Saves me more time to spend in my mom’s basement eating Cheetos on Call of Duty verbally challenging your heterosexuality.
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 12 hours ago
I don’t know if this is the case still, in the Xbox360 days definitely.
This more of a Fortnite thing.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
If he’s bigger than me: Yeah probably. I get off my ass to rake the yard or build furniture, I don’t work out.
If he’s richer than me: Yeah it’s almost certainly via white collar crime. I live below my means, I’m the son of an IT professional, I went to college on a grant and I taught flight school before I worked in a rapid prototyping lab. I’ve worn blue and white collars. I’ve written C++ and run a lathe for my pay.
If he’s smarter than me: That’s easy to believe with my 3.3 GPA. I was an honor’s student looked down upon by the AP and IB kids.
The man who looks better than me probably owns a mirror. I wear navy blue T-shirts and black gym shorts as a daily uniform because they’re easy to launder and I shave my neck because a neckbeard bothers me when I’m trying to sleep. Do you want your Lycoming overhauled or not, because I went to mechanic school and you didn’t. Thought so, that’ll be $30 grand.