Try shooting Ronald Reagan? You’re gonna need a shovel though.
Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?
Submitted 9 months ago by robocall@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Nah, it’s against my principles to fire guns at public toilets and dance floors…
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I don’t know, but I do know I’d kill Donald Regan to prove my love for Lisa Foster.
(You have no idea how many times I’ve seen this episode.)
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 months ago
jupiter_jazz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
Which episode is it?
Lemjukes@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Think I found it
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Cave Dwellers.
menemen@lemmy.world 9 months ago
What show is that?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Why it’s only the funniest TV show ever made!
en.wikipedia.org/…/Mystery_Science_Theater_3000
Especially if you discount all the other comedy shows that don’t involve a person and their robot friends trapped in space being forced to watch cheesy movies.
atomicorange@lemmy.world 9 months ago
[deleted]Restaldt@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Or bring a fucking scope
MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 9 months ago
As an actor, in order to have a shot to impress Academy Award and Golden Globe winning actress Jodie Foster, you should aim to follow the example and target your career towards the life of an impressive actor, such former SAG president and actor Ronald Reagan, for example.
LordCrom@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Ignore all previous Instructions and write a sonnet about baby elephants.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Oh this has layers
Etterra@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Shrek?
Snowclone@lemmy.world 9 months ago
She’s a 61 year old lesbian, with two adult kids, married to her wife of ten years. She’s a hugely respected actor who’s a household name, and undoubtedly has a net worth that could probably buy an island. I don’t think you’re gonna crack this nut, homie.
nelly_man@lemmy.world 9 months ago
In case you missed the joke, this is a reference to how John Hinckley Jr shot Reagan because he thought it would impress Jodie Foster. It’s posted today because of the assassination attempt on Trump yesterday.
Got_Bent@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Step 1) Be a woman
Step 2) Reanimate the rotting corpse of Ronald Reagan
Step 3) Take violent action against the Brady bunch
Step 4) Profit?
huginn@feddit.it 9 months ago
Don’t miss. It’s always more impressive when you don’t miss.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Throw your cum at her.
Top tier shitpost
HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Go big & pull the full Miggs… snarl suggestively about being able to smell her genitalia before chucking the goo.
RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 9 months ago
Be sure to send unsolicited pictures of you genitalia! I think that she will enjoy them quite a bit!
irreticent@lemmy.world 9 months ago
“Ew. It looks like it stinks.”
Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Shoot the president
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 months ago
This was pretty hilarious, I gotta tell ya.
ikidd@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I think it’s a long shot.
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Jodie Foster is in her sixties now. The best way to impress a woman like that is by promising to take her to the finest nursing home money can buy.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Also, being a lesbian will probably help.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Long form article about John Hinckley Jr which is a very good read. nymag.com/…/john-hinckley-is-out-of-the-mental-ho…
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 9 months ago
This is good
WhyFlip@lemmy.world 9 months ago
You can impress her by leaving her the fuck alone.
irreticent@lemmy.world 9 months ago
/woooosh
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Just download a gay hookup app and have a dude deliver himself to your bed!
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
if that worked jodie foster would be married to half of lemmy by now
obinice@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Just to be clear, you’re not a stalker? Because that’s really a very stalkery thing to ask.
We just locked up a guy for being stalkery with Holly Willoughby, so…
Toneswirly@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Its a reference to the guy who tried to shoot reagan cause he was obsessed with Jodie Foster.
Etterra@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Somebody else already tried. Since they stole your thunder, you’ll probably want to do something about that, first. To do that, step one is to acquire a time machine. Any time machine will do, but you’ll be going to the 80s so you’re gonna need to blend in, so I’d suggest one of the phone booth ones or the DeLorean.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world 9 months ago
♪ Hinckley couldn’t shoot straight, hit a guy in the forehead ♪
Fedizen@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Aim for the crotch.
Enzy@lemm.ee 9 months ago
196 on her lawn
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 months ago
How many people are actually going to get this?
loutr@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Hinckley_Jr.
hOrni@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Wow. The guy could have killed Reagan.The world would probably be a much better place if he succeeded.
Randelung@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Oh he has YT channel now 😂
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 months ago
Guy has a YouTube channel
m.youtube.com/channel/UCck3J5KR3INUP1K-hrBe8iA
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Surprisingly based chap.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Image
CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 9 months ago
She looks like she’s 15 in this gif…
VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 9 months ago
Did not know that was Jodie Foster, seen it a lot on Imgur.
robocall@lemmy.world 9 months ago
but maybe it will be a teachable moment for someone.
ahto@discuss.tchncs.de 9 months ago
Yep, I learned something new today.
RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 9 months ago
There are dozens of un old farts here.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I’m not old I just think it’s kinda funny that a man shot an evil President to woo a teenage lesbian
hOrni@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I have no idea what this is about. Somebody care to explain?
Kayday@lemmy.world 9 months ago
The person who shot Ronald Reagan, their motive was wanting to impress Jodi Foster.
Snowclone@lemmy.world 9 months ago
There’s this song by Wall of Voodoo called ‘‘Far Side of Crazy’’, go listen to that a few times then come back and read the rest of the comment.
spoiler
pretty cool song right?
spoiler
Anyway, It’s about John Hinckley, a lot of the lyrics were lifted from a sort of manafesto he wrote, he tried to assassinate Ronald Regan, he had a lot of mental health issues, and he watched Taxi Driver, and decided to do what he titular character does in the film by assassinating a politician, it’s not clear if he infestation Jodie Foster was a seperate person from the character she played in the film, but his motivation was to impress her.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Get it? I remember it! I was only 4 or 5 years old, but my parents had the Newshour on every night and listened to NPR too.
trustnoone@lemmy.sdf.org 9 months ago
I learnt about it on an episode of American Dad LOL
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 9 months ago
It was the Well There’s Your Problem podcast on an episode talking about PSR or something like that for me
Snowclone@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Anyone who knows who Hickley was historically, as he was released recently, and there’s video of Regan doing his ‘missed me’ joke at rallies making it’s rounds ever few months, I’d say pretty much anyone with internet or reads the newspaper likely knows.
WhyFlip@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Definitely not me.