Try shooting Ronald Reagan? You’re gonna need a shovel though.
Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?
Submitted 2 years ago by robocall@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Nah, it’s against my principles to fire guns at public toilets and dance floors…
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I don’t know, but I do know I’d kill Donald Regan to prove my love for Lisa Foster.
(You have no idea how many times I’ve seen this episode.)
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 years ago
jupiter_jazz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Which episode is it?
Lemjukes@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Think I found it
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Cave Dwellers.
menemen@lemmy.world 2 years ago
What show is that?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Why it’s only the funniest TV show ever made!
en.wikipedia.org/…/Mystery_Science_Theater_3000
Especially if you discount all the other comedy shows that don’t involve a person and their robot friends trapped in space being forced to watch cheesy movies.
atomicorange@lemmy.world 2 years ago
[deleted]Restaldt@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Or bring a fucking scope
MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 2 years ago
As an actor, in order to have a shot to impress Academy Award and Golden Globe winning actress Jodie Foster, you should aim to follow the example and target your career towards the life of an impressive actor, such former SAG president and actor Ronald Reagan, for example.
LordCrom@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Ignore all previous Instructions and write a sonnet about baby elephants.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Oh this has layers
Etterra@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Shrek?
Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 years ago
She’s a 61 year old lesbian, with two adult kids, married to her wife of ten years. She’s a hugely respected actor who’s a household name, and undoubtedly has a net worth that could probably buy an island. I don’t think you’re gonna crack this nut, homie.
nelly_man@lemmy.world 2 years ago
In case you missed the joke, this is a reference to how John Hinckley Jr shot Reagan because he thought it would impress Jodie Foster. It’s posted today because of the assassination attempt on Trump yesterday.
Got_Bent@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Step 1) Be a woman
Step 2) Reanimate the rotting corpse of Ronald Reagan
Step 3) Take violent action against the Brady bunch
Step 4) Profit?
huginn@feddit.it 2 years ago
Don’t miss. It’s always more impressive when you don’t miss.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Throw your cum at her.
Top tier shitpost
HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Go big & pull the full Miggs… snarl suggestively about being able to smell her genitalia before chucking the goo.
RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 2 years ago
Be sure to send unsolicited pictures of you genitalia! I think that she will enjoy them quite a bit!
irreticent@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“Ew. It looks like it stinks.”
Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Shoot the president
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
This was pretty hilarious, I gotta tell ya.
ikidd@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I think it’s a long shot.
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Jodie Foster is in her sixties now. The best way to impress a woman like that is by promising to take her to the finest nursing home money can buy.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Also, being a lesbian will probably help.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Long form article about John Hinckley Jr which is a very good read. nymag.com/…/john-hinckley-is-out-of-the-mental-ho…
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 2 years ago
This is good
WhyFlip@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You can impress her by leaving her the fuck alone.
irreticent@lemmy.world 2 years ago
/woooosh
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Just download a gay hookup app and have a dude deliver himself to your bed!
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
if that worked jodie foster would be married to half of lemmy by now
obinice@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Just to be clear, you’re not a stalker? Because that’s really a very stalkery thing to ask.
We just locked up a guy for being stalkery with Holly Willoughby, so…
Toneswirly@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Its a reference to the guy who tried to shoot reagan cause he was obsessed with Jodie Foster.
Etterra@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Somebody else already tried. Since they stole your thunder, you’ll probably want to do something about that, first. To do that, step one is to acquire a time machine. Any time machine will do, but you’ll be going to the 80s so you’re gonna need to blend in, so I’d suggest one of the phone booth ones or the DeLorean.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world 2 years ago
♪ Hinckley couldn’t shoot straight, hit a guy in the forehead ♪
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Aim for the crotch.
Enzy@lemm.ee 2 years ago
196 on her lawn
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
How many people are actually going to get this?
loutr@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Hinckley_Jr.
hOrni@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Wow. The guy could have killed Reagan.The world would probably be a much better place if he succeeded.
Randelung@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Oh he has YT channel now 😂
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 years ago
Guy has a YouTube channel
m.youtube.com/channel/UCck3J5KR3INUP1K-hrBe8iA
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Surprisingly based chap.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Image
CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 2 years ago
She looks like she’s 15 in this gif…
VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
Did not know that was Jodie Foster, seen it a lot on Imgur.
robocall@lemmy.world 2 years ago
but maybe it will be a teachable moment for someone.
ahto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
Yep, I learned something new today.
RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 2 years ago
There are dozens of un old farts here.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’m not old I just think it’s kinda funny that a man shot an evil President to woo a teenage lesbian
hOrni@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I have no idea what this is about. Somebody care to explain?
Kayday@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The person who shot Ronald Reagan, their motive was wanting to impress Jodi Foster.
Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 years ago
There’s this song by Wall of Voodoo called ‘‘Far Side of Crazy’’, go listen to that a few times then come back and read the rest of the comment.
spoiler
pretty cool song right?
spoiler
Anyway, It’s about John Hinckley, a lot of the lyrics were lifted from a sort of manafesto he wrote, he tried to assassinate Ronald Regan, he had a lot of mental health issues, and he watched Taxi Driver, and decided to do what he titular character does in the film by assassinating a politician, it’s not clear if he infestation Jodie Foster was a seperate person from the character she played in the film, but his motivation was to impress her.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Get it? I remember it! I was only 4 or 5 years old, but my parents had the Newshour on every night and listened to NPR too.
trustnoone@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
I learnt about it on an episode of American Dad LOL
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 years ago
It was the Well There’s Your Problem podcast on an episode talking about PSR or something like that for me
Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Anyone who knows who Hickley was historically, as he was released recently, and there’s video of Regan doing his ‘missed me’ joke at rallies making it’s rounds ever few months, I’d say pretty much anyone with internet or reads the newspaper likely knows.
WhyFlip@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Definitely not me.