I bet they do know it.
I bet there’s an online community somewhere with several hundred competitive mayonnaise eaters.
So sad
Submitted 2 years ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 years ago
Considering how mayo is like half oil and half egg, I bet those people take the nastiest shits imaginable.
Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I highly suspect it comes out the other end shortly after being ingested. Unless there are rules against that or something. Somehow, I feel like the mayo-eating professionals aren’t exactly well regulated.
Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Hahaha
villainy@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I thought I could do it. I really did. As soon as that first spoonful hit her mouth though, I was out.
ManniSturgis@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
You are not missing much. She just does that over and over again for the next 5 mins or so.
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Thank you for the video. I watched in awe and gagged occasionally. Can recommend.
Malfeasant@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I made it through the first jar ok, but as soon as she started on the second I hurked a little…
Garbanzo@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Ok, sure, that’s a lot of mayo. But I didn’t think OP was referring to an amount consumed in one sitting. Surely there’s someone out there that just loves macaroni salad or coleslaw who ends up eating way more on a longer timescale.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
Chances that these competitive mayo eaters also love mayonaise enough to put it on those foods you mention is pretty high
saltesc@lemmy.world 2 years ago
She was not the Hutt I imagined before clicking the link. For a moment there I even thought it wasn’t going to be gross.
And I can confidently say she surpassed the amount of mayo I’ve had in my entire life, by quite some margin too.
Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 2 years ago
There is absolutely NO WAY I am going to click on that link!
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Make your choice, adventurous Stranger.
Click the link and bide the danger
Or wonder, 'til it drives you mad
What would have followed if you had.DogWater@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Hey just wanted to remind you about that mayonnaise video when you read this. Give in to the morbid curiosity. The call of the void burns for you concede and watch the video in full. See how gross it really is for yourself.
idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 years ago
me trying to prepare myself for the video: It’s just yogurt. It’s just yogurt. It’s just yogurt.
Eating starts
me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Burninator05@lemmy.world 2 years ago
And what better to wash down over 2 kilograms of mayo? A tall glass of refreshing lemonade.
Malfeasant@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Barf-o-rama
zout@kbin.social 2 years ago
I read your warning, and I still clicked the link. And then I threw up a little in my mouth.
Restaldt@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Lol the observer looks to be just barely able to hold back puking the whole time
404@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
Oh lord, 2.4 kg in one sitting
Blyfh@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Thanks… but I think I’ll stay in the casual, unrated mayonnaise game.
dumbass@lemy.lol 2 years ago
Come join the Mayo Club.
The first rule of Mayo Club is; just have some fun, no pressure, just good people enjoying a good condiment.
Bit125@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
No, he knows. Mayonnaise Georg. Hell of a guy.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Patty Mayonnaise from Doug calls Mayonnaise Georg to a mayo-off
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
TwistedTurtle@monero.town 2 years ago
That’s a high quality gif
hglman@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
Mayo demands no less
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 years ago
They know it
chaotic_altruist@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I’d imagine the leader is 2-3 times the consumption of the runner up, but there’s no way to tell.
lauha@lemmy.one 2 years ago
Fact: someone has eaten the most mayonnaise in the world
Cannot be stated as fact: they don’t know it
DevilOfDoom@lemmy.one 2 years ago
At least they can never be 100% sure that they are.
Because even if you think you are the person who ate the most mayonnaise in the world, there could always be someone that ate more who doesn’t know.
Thus noone can ever truly know if they are the person who ate the most mayonnaise in the world.
lauha@lemmy.one 2 years ago
I totally agree, but we also cannot be 100% sure that they don’t know.
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 2 years ago
OpenHammer6677@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Mayora-13-sama!
JaymesRS@literature.cafe 2 years ago
That’s true for Miracle Whip too, and that stuff tastes like goblin cum (or so I’ve heard from a friend).
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Nah, it doesn’t even come close to the nuanced flavour of goblin cum.
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 2 years ago
RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You should try Miracle Whip sometime.
JaymesRS@literature.cafe 2 years ago
Sorry, it was a joke that needed quotes, the “friend” was me. I find it vile and only good as an ingredient in other things like deviled eggs, not as a sandwich condiment itself. I am glad others (like my wife) like it, but ‘[shivers]’
CluelessDude@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
I am afraid to admit that I can finish a sizeable jar of mayo in 2-3 days less sometimes, but I don’t do it every week I promise… Please stop calling me out. It’s just comfort food I swear
Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Monster!
Crackhappy@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Wow!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Oh I know it
Donkter@lemmy.world 2 years ago
My friend has a story about a coworker who would bring a tub of mayonnaise into work and mix it with tuna and sometimes chickpeas for lunch. He wouldn’t finish the tub every day but he would go through a lot of them every month so I think that guy’s in the running.
De_Narm@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’m surprised you can survive this for multiple months. The human body is amazing.
ryathal@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Mayonnaise isn’t really bad for you. There’s a lot of fat in it, but that’s totally independent from being fat.
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Oh they have a pretty good idea. They’re currenlty in post-op recovery in a cardiac cath lab getting sternly reprimanded by their doctor that balloon angioplasty can only do so much and this person has to make lifestyle changes or they their heart disease will end their life early.
EfreetSK@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s not sad. I’m jealous
arin@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Yes, mayo is delicious
theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Nah it’s my wife. She knows.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I nominate my ex. So many times I’d take a bite then spit it out and be like ‘you didn’t!’
Yes, she did
Nikls94@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Well thank you kind sir. This is something I did certainly not want to know. Anyway - pass me the off white jam
variants@possumpat.io 2 years ago
I don’t trust someone that owns mayonnaise
onion@feddit.de 2 years ago
Do you eat your fries dry??
variants@possumpat.io 2 years ago
I definitely don’t put mayo on them, reminds me of the horror when I went to Brazil.
The family I was staying with made pizza one day and they brought out some condiments, mayo was one of them and I just assumed they brought everything because who knows what I would like. But then they proceeded to squirt mayo on their slices and I gasped. Luckily I had stashed a bottle of hot sauce from earlier so I used some of that and they were shocked that I would eat ‘super spicy’ sauce, it was like tobasco so definitely not spicy, I guess everyone is different. We also brought them hot cheetos as a little gift for the kids and they were rinsing their mouths out in the sink. We thought they were just messing around but the kids insisted it was spicy
Leah96xxx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
Issss Boris!
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
You forgot to put The Bay Leaf™
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’m pretty sure it’s The L.A. Beast
JeromeVancouver@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Or maybe Shoenice
DevCuber@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
It’s probably me
taanegl@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Chile and their heart attack inducing hot dogs… and suddenly I want one.
Sorgan71@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I know it because its me. I love straight mayo and eat it frequently.
Jackcooper@lemmy.world 2 years ago
When you say straight mayo do you mean…
myxi@feddit.nl 2 years ago
semen
cmrn@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I for one am quite confident it’s not me.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
This is true for all foods, except coriander. Maria knows how much she eats and she’s fine with it.
rugburn@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
“Mayonnaise” 😉
200ok@lemmy.world 2 years ago
They probably know they’re in the running
Neato@ttrpg.network 2 years ago
Yeah. If you’re in the top 10, you definitely have a suspicion.
danc4498@lemmy.world 2 years ago
My gut tells me that top 10 list changes daily. 💀💀💀
Aradina@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
If someone is eating mayo that much it’d have to be daily, and I think if someone eats mayo daily they’d know they’re eating a lot