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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • 200ok@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They probably know they’re in the running

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    • Neato@ttrpg.network ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah. If you’re in the top 10, you definitely have a suspicion.

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      • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        My gut tells me that top 10 list changes daily. 💀💀💀

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      • Aradina@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        If someone is eating mayo that much it’d have to be daily, and I think if someone eats mayo daily they’d know they’re eating a lot

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  • KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I bet they do know it.
    I bet there’s an online community somewhere with several hundred competitive mayonnaise eaters.

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Considering how mayo is like half oil and half egg, I bet those people take the nastiest shits imaginable.

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      • Underwaterbob@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I highly suspect it comes out the other end shortly after being ingested. Unless there are rules against that or something. Somehow, I feel like the mayo-eating professionals aren’t exactly well regulated.

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      • Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Hahaha

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    • villainy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I thought I could do it. I really did. As soon as that first spoonful hit her mouth though, I was out.

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      • ManniSturgis@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You are not missing much. She just does that over and over again for the next 5 mins or so.

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    • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Thank you for the video. I watched in awe and gagged occasionally. Can recommend.

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      • Malfeasant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I made it through the first jar ok, but as soon as she started on the second I hurked a little…

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    • Garbanzo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ok, sure, that’s a lot of mayo. But I didn’t think OP was referring to an amount consumed in one sitting. Surely there’s someone out there that just loves macaroni salad or coleslaw who ends up eating way more on a longer timescale.

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      • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Chances that these competitive mayo eaters also love mayonaise enough to put it on those foods you mention is pretty high

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    • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      She was not the Hutt I imagined before clicking the link. For a moment there I even thought it wasn’t going to be gross.

      And I can confidently say she surpassed the amount of mayo I’ve had in my entire life, by quite some margin too.

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    • Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There is absolutely NO WAY I am going to click on that link!

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      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Make your choice, adventurous Stranger.
        Click the link and bide the danger
        Or wonder, 'til it drives you mad
        What would have followed if you had.

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      • DogWater@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Hey just wanted to remind you about that mayonnaise video when you read this. Give in to the morbid curiosity. The call of the void burns for you concede and watch the video in full. See how gross it really is for yourself.

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    • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      me trying to prepare myself for the video: It’s just yogurt. It’s just yogurt. It’s just yogurt.

      Eating starts

      me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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    • Burninator05@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And what better to wash down over 2 kilograms of mayo? A tall glass of refreshing lemonade.

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      • Malfeasant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Barf-o-rama

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    • zout@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I read your warning, and I still clicked the link. And then I threw up a little in my mouth.

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    • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      thats why i still love the internet, despite all the crap

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    • Restaldt@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Lol the observer looks to be just barely able to hold back puking the whole time

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    • 404@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Oh lord, 2.4 kg in one sitting

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    • Blyfh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Thanks… but I think I’ll stay in the casual, unrated mayonnaise game.

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      • dumbass@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Come join the Mayo Club.

        The first rule of Mayo Club is; just have some fun, no pressure, just good people enjoying a good condiment.

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  • Bit125@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No, he knows. Mayonnaise Georg. Hell of a guy.

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    • BASTAHT@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hellman’s of a guy

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      • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        /thread

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    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Patty Mayonnaise from Doug calls Mayonnaise Georg to a mayo-off

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  • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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    • TwistedTurtle@monero.town ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s a high quality gif

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      • hglman@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Mayo demands no less

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  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They know it

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    • chaotic_altruist@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’d imagine the leader is 2-3 times the consumption of the runner up, but there’s no way to tell.

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  • sirico@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Stawdew 1.6 players

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    • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Image

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      • Pinklink@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        This is true for real life too

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  • lauha@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fact: someone has eaten the most mayonnaise in the world

    Cannot be stated as fact: they don’t know it

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    • DevilOfDoom@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      At least they can never be 100% sure that they are.

      Because even if you think you are the person who ate the most mayonnaise in the world, there could always be someone that ate more who doesn’t know.

      Thus noone can ever truly know if they are the person who ate the most mayonnaise in the world.

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      • lauha@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I totally agree, but we also cannot be 100% sure that they don’t know.

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  • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Its whoever inspired the making of this guy.

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    • OpenHammer6677@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Mayora-13-sama!

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  • JaymesRS@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s true for Miracle Whip too, and that stuff tastes like goblin cum (or so I’ve heard from a friend).

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    • KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nah, it doesn’t even come close to the nuanced flavour of goblin cum.

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      • blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You should try Miracle Whip sometime.

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      • JaymesRS@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Sorry, it was a joke that needed quotes, the “friend” was me. I find it vile and only good as an ingredient in other things like deviled eggs, not as a sandwich condiment itself. I am glad others (like my wife) like it, but ‘[shivers]’

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  • CluelessDude@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I am afraid to admit that I can finish a sizeable jar of mayo in 2-3 days less sometimes, but I don’t do it every week I promise… Please stop calling me out. It’s just comfort food I swear

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    • Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Monster!

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    • Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Wow!

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  • Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yes I do.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh I know it

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  • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My friend has a story about a coworker who would bring a tub of mayonnaise into work and mix it with tuna and sometimes chickpeas for lunch. He wouldn’t finish the tub every day but he would go through a lot of them every month so I think that guy’s in the running.

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    • De_Narm@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m surprised you can survive this for multiple months. The human body is amazing.

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      • ryathal@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Mayonnaise isn’t really bad for you. There’s a lot of fat in it, but that’s totally independent from being fat.

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  • partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh they have a pretty good idea. They’re currenlty in post-op recovery in a cardiac cath lab getting sternly reprimanded by their doctor that balloon angioplasty can only do so much and this person has to make lifestyle changes or they their heart disease will end their life early.

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  • EfreetSK@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s not sad. I’m jealous

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    • arin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yes, mayo is delicious

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  • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Nah it’s my wife. She knows.

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I nominate my ex. So many times I’d take a bite then spit it out and be like ‘you didn’t!’

    Yes, she did

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  • Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well thank you kind sir. This is something I did certainly not want to know. Anyway - pass me the off white jam

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  • variants@possumpat.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t trust someone that owns mayonnaise

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    • onion@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Do you eat your fries dry??

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      • variants@possumpat.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I definitely don’t put mayo on them, reminds me of the horror when I went to Brazil.

        The family I was staying with made pizza one day and they brought out some condiments, mayo was one of them and I just assumed they brought everything because who knows what I would like. But then they proceeded to squirt mayo on their slices and I gasped. Luckily I had stashed a bottle of hot sauce from earlier so I used some of that and they were shocked that I would eat ‘super spicy’ sauce, it was like tobasco so definitely not spicy, I guess everyone is different. We also brought them hot cheetos as a little gift for the kids and they were rinsing their mouths out in the sink. We thought they were just messing around but the kids insisted it was spicy

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      • blackn1ght@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Ketchup.

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  • Leah96xxx@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Issss Boris!

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    • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You forgot to put The Bay Leaf™

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  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m pretty sure it’s The L.A. Beast

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    • JeromeVancouver@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Or maybe Shoenice

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  • DevCuber@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s probably me

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  • taanegl@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Chile and their heart attack inducing hot dogs… and suddenly I want one.

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  • Sorgan71@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I know it because its me. I love straight mayo and eat it frequently.

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    • Jackcooper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      When you say straight mayo do you mean…

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      • myxi@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        semen

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  • cmrn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I for one am quite confident it’s not me.

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  • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This is true for all foods, except coriander. Maria knows how much she eats and she’s fine with it.

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  • rugburn@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Mayonnaise” 😉

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