I bet they do know it.
I bet there’s an online community somewhere with several hundred competitive mayonnaise eaters.
So sad
Submitted 11 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 months ago
Considering how mayo is like half oil and half egg, I bet those people take the nastiest shits imaginable.
Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I highly suspect it comes out the other end shortly after being ingested. Unless there are rules against that or something. Somehow, I feel like the mayo-eating professionals aren’t exactly well regulated.
Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Hahaha
villainy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I thought I could do it. I really did. As soon as that first spoonful hit her mouth though, I was out.
ManniSturgis@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
You are not missing much. She just does that over and over again for the next 5 mins or so.
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Thank you for the video. I watched in awe and gagged occasionally. Can recommend.
Malfeasant@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I made it through the first jar ok, but as soon as she started on the second I hurked a little…
Garbanzo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ok, sure, that’s a lot of mayo. But I didn’t think OP was referring to an amount consumed in one sitting. Surely there’s someone out there that just loves macaroni salad or coleslaw who ends up eating way more on a longer timescale.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Chances that these competitive mayo eaters also love mayonaise enough to put it on those foods you mention is pretty high
saltesc@lemmy.world 11 months ago
She was not the Hutt I imagined before clicking the link. For a moment there I even thought it wasn’t going to be gross.
And I can confidently say she surpassed the amount of mayo I’ve had in my entire life, by quite some margin too.
Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 11 months ago
There is absolutely NO WAY I am going to click on that link!
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Make your choice, adventurous Stranger.
Click the link and bide the danger
Or wonder, 'til it drives you mad
What would have followed if you had.DogWater@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Hey just wanted to remind you about that mayonnaise video when you read this. Give in to the morbid curiosity. The call of the void burns for you concede and watch the video in full. See how gross it really is for yourself.
idunnololz@lemmy.world 11 months ago
me trying to prepare myself for the video: It’s just yogurt. It’s just yogurt. It’s just yogurt.
Eating starts
me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Burninator05@lemmy.world 11 months ago
And what better to wash down over 2 kilograms of mayo? A tall glass of refreshing lemonade.
Malfeasant@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Barf-o-rama
zout@kbin.social 11 months ago
I read your warning, and I still clicked the link. And then I threw up a little in my mouth.
umbrella@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
thats why i still love the internet, despite all the crap
Restaldt@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Lol the observer looks to be just barely able to hold back puking the whole time
404@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Oh lord, 2.4 kg in one sitting
Blyfh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Thanks… but I think I’ll stay in the casual, unrated mayonnaise game.
dumbass@lemy.lol 11 months ago
Come join the Mayo Club.
The first rule of Mayo Club is; just have some fun, no pressure, just good people enjoying a good condiment.
Bit125@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
No, he knows. Mayonnaise Georg. Hell of a guy.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Patty Mayonnaise from Doug calls Mayonnaise Georg to a mayo-off
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
TwistedTurtle@monero.town 11 months ago
That’s a high quality gif
hglman@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Mayo demands no less
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
They know it
chaotic_altruist@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I’d imagine the leader is 2-3 times the consumption of the runner up, but there’s no way to tell.
lauha@lemmy.one 11 months ago
Fact: someone has eaten the most mayonnaise in the world
Cannot be stated as fact: they don’t know it
DevilOfDoom@lemmy.one 11 months ago
At least they can never be 100% sure that they are.
Because even if you think you are the person who ate the most mayonnaise in the world, there could always be someone that ate more who doesn’t know.
Thus noone can ever truly know if they are the person who ate the most mayonnaise in the world.
lauha@lemmy.one 11 months ago
I totally agree, but we also cannot be 100% sure that they don’t know.
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 11 months ago
OpenHammer6677@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Mayora-13-sama!
JaymesRS@literature.cafe 11 months ago
That’s true for Miracle Whip too, and that stuff tastes like goblin cum (or so I’ve heard from a friend).
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Nah, it doesn’t even come close to the nuanced flavour of goblin cum.
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 11 months ago
RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You should try Miracle Whip sometime.
JaymesRS@literature.cafe 11 months ago
Sorry, it was a joke that needed quotes, the “friend” was me. I find it vile and only good as an ingredient in other things like deviled eggs, not as a sandwich condiment itself. I am glad others (like my wife) like it, but ‘[shivers]’
CluelessDude@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
I am afraid to admit that I can finish a sizeable jar of mayo in 2-3 days less sometimes, but I don’t do it every week I promise… Please stop calling me out. It’s just comfort food I swear
Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Monster!
Crackhappy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Wow!
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yes I do.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Oh I know it
Donkter@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My friend has a story about a coworker who would bring a tub of mayonnaise into work and mix it with tuna and sometimes chickpeas for lunch. He wouldn’t finish the tub every day but he would go through a lot of them every month so I think that guy’s in the running.
De_Narm@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m surprised you can survive this for multiple months. The human body is amazing.
ryathal@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Mayonnaise isn’t really bad for you. There’s a lot of fat in it, but that’s totally independent from being fat.
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Oh they have a pretty good idea. They’re currenlty in post-op recovery in a cardiac cath lab getting sternly reprimanded by their doctor that balloon angioplasty can only do so much and this person has to make lifestyle changes or they their heart disease will end their life early.
EfreetSK@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s not sad. I’m jealous
arin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yes, mayo is delicious
theangryseal@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Nah it’s my wife. She knows.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I nominate my ex. So many times I’d take a bite then spit it out and be like ‘you didn’t!’
Yes, she did
Nikls94@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Well thank you kind sir. This is something I did certainly not want to know. Anyway - pass me the off white jam
variants@possumpat.io 11 months ago
I don’t trust someone that owns mayonnaise
onion@feddit.de 11 months ago
Do you eat your fries dry??
variants@possumpat.io 11 months ago
I definitely don’t put mayo on them, reminds me of the horror when I went to Brazil.
The family I was staying with made pizza one day and they brought out some condiments, mayo was one of them and I just assumed they brought everything because who knows what I would like. But then they proceeded to squirt mayo on their slices and I gasped. Luckily I had stashed a bottle of hot sauce from earlier so I used some of that and they were shocked that I would eat ‘super spicy’ sauce, it was like tobasco so definitely not spicy, I guess everyone is different. We also brought them hot cheetos as a little gift for the kids and they were rinsing their mouths out in the sink. We thought they were just messing around but the kids insisted it was spicy
Leah96xxx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Issss Boris!
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
You forgot to put The Bay Leaf™
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m pretty sure it’s The L.A. Beast
JeromeVancouver@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Or maybe Shoenice
DevCuber@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
It’s probably me
taanegl@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Chile and their heart attack inducing hot dogs… and suddenly I want one.
Sorgan71@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I know it because its me. I love straight mayo and eat it frequently.
Jackcooper@lemmy.world 11 months ago
When you say straight mayo do you mean…
myxi@feddit.nl 11 months ago
semen
cmrn@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I for one am quite confident it’s not me.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
This is true for all foods, except coriander. Maria knows how much she eats and she’s fine with it.
rugburn@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
“Mayonnaise” 😉
200ok@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They probably know they’re in the running
Neato@ttrpg.network 11 months ago
Yeah. If you’re in the top 10, you definitely have a suspicion.
danc4498@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My gut tells me that top 10 list changes daily. 💀💀💀
Aradina@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
If someone is eating mayo that much it’d have to be daily, and I think if someone eats mayo daily they’d know they’re eating a lot