Follow up question - is this absolute mayo consumption, or does it scale with food intake?
Because I bet there’s definitely people out there who eat mayo like pudding for lunch and they would think they’re on the short list
But I could see there being someone out there who regularly kills multiple jars of mayo in a sitting by knocking out a huge bowl of chips and dip, but doesn’t consciously recognize their alarming daily mayo intake
I could see the #1 being in either group… Some people have a disturbing relationship with condiments, but some people eat terrifying amounts of unhealthy food, and I’ve seen someone kill a tub of potato salad as a mid interview snack (it was some documentary about people who can no longer fit through their doorways)
bitchkat@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I love mayo on sandwiches but I rarely finish a jar until a few years past it’s best by date.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I love it when mayo gets a little funky with a blue wispy fuzz.