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The way this is spelled out really irks me.

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world⁩

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I would just pass the guy and then let him know he was passed by a queer in a fiesta.

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    • Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I once got passed by a rainbow-decal prius with the bumper stickers “0-60 eventually” and “you just got passed by a lesbian in a unicorn outfit”

      Sure enough when we stopped at the next light, there were two rather lovey-dovey women in the front seat, and the driver was wearing what looked like a unicorn onesie.

      Incidentally, my wife now has a similar unicorn onesie and wears it when we go grocery shopping.

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      • snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Image

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      • TheLowestStone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Now I have to wonder, does she wear a unicorn onesie all the time or does she put in on over her regular street clothes before driving? If the latter, why? Which came first, the sticker or the onesie? If her partner drives the car, is she required to wear the onesie?

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      • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Plot twist, she makes the unicorn onesie and that’s her marketing strategy.

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    • bmsok@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Have you heard the one where your fiesta takes adderall?

      It turns into a focus.

      Not original material but I had to say it

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      • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Haha

        It’s true. I had a focus before the fiesta (the dealer actually bought my focus for more than it was worth and traded for it; some stock related issue). They’re practically identical vehicles.

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      • ShepherdPie@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Was this joke found on road dead?

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    • Aleric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I drive a Prius and have a very long commute which goes through a rather conservative area. My existence inadvertently pisses off so many big truck drivers. I’ll never understand why some people need to speed up and pass me immediately after I’ve passed them. It’s not a competition!

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      • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I don’t understand the correlation of having a small penis and simping for big oil, either. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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      • psud@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You can make your commute more interesting (and less safe) by adding a very visible rainbow flag

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    • CADmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Guys like this are fun to bait past a speed trap in a little econobox.

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    • cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Fiestas are a solid hairdressers car.

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      • hydrospanner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I don’t know of any liquid or gas hairdressers, so I’m guessing it’s good for all of them.

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  • ares35@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    be kind to the poor pfc, he's paying by the week for seven years for that shitbox.

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    • Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This truck screams "I just blew my enlistment bonus"

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      • ZMonster@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Small down payment at best.

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      • Chessmasterrex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        This is a real thing that happens. I know someone who took his bonus and bought a red Toyota Celica and put Lambo doors on it.

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  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’ve heard that people who drive a Dodge Ram are more likely to have a DUI on their record.

    For real. Might have changed since then though.

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    • burrito@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I read that too. I think the 2500 model had the highest rate.

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      • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Unless another model has truck balls, which doubles the trucks overall douche-value.

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      • swag_money@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        yeah i heard that from regular car reviews!

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    • metaStatic@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      People who make poor life choices are more likely to make other poor life choices.

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    • moistclump@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It was BMW drivers, rams were a close second to Tesla in driving incidents and highest overall combined incidents and dui.

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      • treadful@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Saw that recently as well. Wondering if the stats are US versus the world. BMWs just don’t seem common enough in the US to hold the top spot. Unless every drive is constantly tanked at all times.

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    • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      aacriminallaw.com/the-most-common-vehicles-for-dr…

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    • UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Still the same, up there with BMW

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  • circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Serious “you will address me by my husband’s rank” energy here

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    • cyberpunk007@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Is this a thing? Lol that’s so depressing.

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      • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Dependas be like that.

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      • nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        they’re called dependas and yes very much a thing

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  • xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    There used to be a community for this on the website that shall not be mentioned. “Don’t Dead Open Inside” I think?

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    • Mannivu@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There’s here too! c/dontdeadopeninside@lemmy.ohaa.xyz

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      • Buffaloaf@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The fuck is ohaa.xyz?

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  • MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Any soldier of worth I’ve ever known, …any true soldier, wouldn’t advertise their profession as such.

    Wannabe.

    Nothing more.

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    • FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This screams boot to me, lol. I bet you the financed it at something ridiculous too.

      Is there an r/JustBootThings on Lemmy or Kbin? Some of the shit on there was hilarious.

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      • frickineh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I said the same thing. My ex-husband was military (though not boot at all) and you could absolutely find this truck in the px parking lot. Probably driven by a 20 year old with a kid and a pregnant wife who goes shopping off base in his uniform solely so people will thank him for his service.

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      • lingh0e@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Boot?

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      • DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Nothing worse than a moto ass boot.

        100% he’s a POG too

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    • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No true Scotsman…

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    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      wanna bet he’s a 92f or some shit?

      maybe a 74a who’s huffed too much ojt

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    • ohlaph@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Exactly. Most actual soldiers would say Marine, etc. rarely use soldier.

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      • WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Unless they are in the Army. Then they would rightfully call themselves a soldier. Soldier, Airman, Marine, Seaman, Guardian and Spacie. I guess not sure on the last one

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    • Tangent5280@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And the Ares is quotes, blegh.

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    • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Eh, a lot of did stupid stuff like put a CIB sticker on or something. This is a whole 'nother level.

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  • CADmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I bet it’s financed ar 29.9%

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    • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      By a private who graduated basic in the last 30 days.

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  • Heavybell@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The fuck is a hemi?

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    • NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      A Hemi indicates the top of the combustion chamber has a Hemispherical shape, rather than the typical frying pan type shape.

      The increased size of the chamber means additional fuel and air can be introduced, which increases power output.

      It’s old tech like carburetors. It’s wasteful on fuel, but MOPAR fans love it.

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      • ridethisbike@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Doesn’t it also mean a higher compression ratio? Meaning more power behind the same A:F ratio? Or am I as dumb as the guy who put the stickers on that truck?

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    • TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s something rednecks will ask other rednecks about whether they have one or not. It also adds about 30 percent chance that the driver of the vehicle is drunk.

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    • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And old-fashioned engine design.

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    • Chessmasterrex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s a type of engine design found mainly in certain pickup trucks. I don’t know why but it’s an important thing to some people.

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      • thoughtorgan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Can’t forget the charger.

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    • pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s the engine in the truck. It’s a Chrysler V8.

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    • possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The car I think

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  • madwifi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Don’t dead open inside

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  • jordanlund@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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  • kosanovskiy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You just By A Driving

    Got

    Passed Soldier A Hemi

    Ares

    Apparently one who isn’t literate either.

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  • recapitated@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Imagine being a soldier and still having something to prove on the freeway

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    • sebinspace@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Dishonorable discharge

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      • ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        from his penis too.

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  • turbowafflz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You, just by a driving, got passed. Soldier, a hemi!!

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    • RealFknNito@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hope I’m not the only one trying to put these words to Smooth Criminal.

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  • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Wow, he’s got TWO things to base his whole personality on. What a complex, nuanced existence he must lead. 🙄

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    • ThePantser@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And here I am with like 10 hobbies and unable to keep up with them. I still find myself unable to communicate with others though as my hobbies are niche and not the norm for most people.

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      • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I wouldn’t recommend using vinyl lettering on a RAM as your method of communication. Try a makerspace, they’re wonderfully wide-ranging in terms of hobbies and interests.

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    • zeppo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      But also he’s passin people. Getting ahead!!

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  • CobblerScholar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    These kinda folks look the best when they crawl away unharmed from the twisted pile of useless scrap that used to be that truck

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  • Smoogs@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What’s hilarious is they know it annoys you. This kind of driver lives to take up space in your life. They’d build a giant statue belching fire and yelling “REMEMBER ME” in your backyard if they could.

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  • Xyphius@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    obligatory: “you just got by a driving passed soldier a hemi”

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  • unreasonabro@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    the sort of man who names his car, and puts the name on the car, and feels the need to include quotes, because in writing as in all areas of life, he doesn’t know what he’s doing, though he’d have a sad little testosterone fit if you told him so. it’s the real meaning of the word removed

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    • TheSanSabaSongbird@lemdro.id ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I named my truck, but “Old Clunky” doesn’t exactly jump out as the kind of name you’d want to advertise.

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  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Gotta love this guy making soldiering and being a dickhead his public identity.

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  • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s more of a crappy design than mildly infuriating

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  • dog_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    you just by a driving got passed soldier a hemi!!!

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  • Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Don’t on tread me

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  • TwanHE@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dont dead open inside

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  • snekerpimp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Round here we call this “micro-penis syndrome”, the urge to tell everyone that this is how they are compensating for possessing what they believe to be tiny penis.

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  • Phegan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You just got passed by a man with a small penis.

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  • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Somebody come get your private.

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  • rivermonster@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yeah, we keep missing recruitment goals. This is what happens when you have to take what you can get. ><

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  • Hikermick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    His mother must be so proud

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  • calmluck9349@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    All I see is “my wife has a cricket”

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  • dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why is he so obsessed with God Of War 2005?

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