be kind to the poor pfc, he's paying by the week for seven years for that shitbox.
The way this is spelled out really irks me.
Submitted 2 years ago by STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
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ares35@kbin.social 2 years ago
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 2 years ago
This truck screams "I just blew my enlistment bonus"
Chessmasterrex@lemmy.world 2 years ago
This is a real thing that happens. I know someone who took his bonus and bought a red Toyota Celica and put Lambo doors on it.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’ve heard that people who drive a Dodge Ram are more likely to have a DUI on their record.
For real. Might have changed since then though.
burrito@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
I read that too. I think the 2500 model had the highest rate.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Unless another model has truck balls, which doubles the trucks overall douche-value.
swag_money@lemmy.world 2 years ago
yeah i heard that from regular car reviews!
metaStatic@kbin.social 2 years ago
People who make poor life choices are more likely to make other poor life choices.
moistclump@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It was BMW drivers, rams were a close second to Tesla in driving incidents and highest overall combined incidents and dui.
treadful@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
Saw that recently as well. Wondering if the stats are US versus the world. BMWs just don’t seem common enough in the US to hold the top spot. Unless every drive is constantly tanked at all times.
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Still the same, up there with BMW
circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
Serious “you will address me by my husband’s rank” energy here
cyberpunk007@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Is this a thing? Lol that’s so depressing.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 2 years ago
Dependas be like that.
nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 2 years ago
they’re called dependas and yes very much a thing
xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
There used to be a community for this on the website that shall not be mentioned. “Don’t Dead Open Inside” I think?
MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Any soldier of worth I’ve ever known, …any true soldier, wouldn’t advertise their profession as such.
Wannabe.
Nothing more.
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 2 years ago
This screams boot to me, lol. I bet you the financed it at something ridiculous too.
Is there an r/JustBootThings on Lemmy or Kbin? Some of the shit on there was hilarious.
frickineh@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I said the same thing. My ex-husband was military (though not boot at all) and you could absolutely find this truck in the px parking lot. Probably driven by a 20 year old with a kid and a pregnant wife who goes shopping off base in his uniform solely so people will thank him for his service.
DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Nothing worse than a moto ass boot.
100% he’s a POG too
merc@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
No true Scotsman…
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 years ago
wanna bet he’s a 92f or some shit?
maybe a 74a who’s huffed too much ojt
ohlaph@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Exactly. Most actual soldiers would say Marine, etc. rarely use soldier.
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Unless they are in the Army. Then they would rightfully call themselves a soldier. Soldier, Airman, Marine, Seaman, Guardian and Spacie. I guess not sure on the last one
Tangent5280@lemmy.world 2 years ago
And the Ares is quotes, blegh.
Maggoty@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Eh, a lot of did stupid stuff like put a CIB sticker on or something. This is a whole 'nother level.
CADmonkey@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I bet it’s financed ar 29.9%
Maggoty@lemmy.world 2 years ago
By a private who graduated basic in the last 30 days.
Heavybell@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The fuck is a hemi?
NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 2 years ago
A Hemi indicates the top of the combustion chamber has a Hemispherical shape, rather than the typical frying pan type shape.
The increased size of the chamber means additional fuel and air can be introduced, which increases power output.
It’s old tech like carburetors. It’s wasteful on fuel, but MOPAR fans love it.
ridethisbike@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Doesn’t it also mean a higher compression ratio? Meaning more power behind the same A:F ratio? Or am I as dumb as the guy who put the stickers on that truck?
TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
It’s something rednecks will ask other rednecks about whether they have one or not. It also adds about 30 percent chance that the driver of the vehicle is drunk.
merc@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
And old-fashioned engine design.
Chessmasterrex@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s a type of engine design found mainly in certain pickup trucks. I don’t know why but it’s an important thing to some people.
thoughtorgan@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Can’t forget the charger.
pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 2 years ago
It’s the engine in the truck. It’s a Chrysler V8.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
The car I think
madwifi@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Don’t dead open inside
jordanlund@lemmy.world 2 years ago
kosanovskiy@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You just By A Driving
Got
Passed Soldier A Hemi
Ares
Apparently one who isn’t literate either.
recapitated@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Imagine being a soldier and still having something to prove on the freeway
sebinspace@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Dishonorable discharge
ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 2 years ago
from his penis too.
turbowafflz@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You, just by a driving, got passed. Soldier, a hemi!!
RealFknNito@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Hope I’m not the only one trying to put these words to Smooth Criminal.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Wow, he’s got TWO things to base his whole personality on. What a complex, nuanced existence he must lead. 🙄
ThePantser@lemmy.world 2 years ago
And here I am with like 10 hobbies and unable to keep up with them. I still find myself unable to communicate with others though as my hobbies are niche and not the norm for most people.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
I wouldn’t recommend using vinyl lettering on a RAM as your method of communication. Try a makerspace, they’re wonderfully wide-ranging in terms of hobbies and interests.
zeppo@lemmy.world 2 years ago
But also he’s passin people. Getting ahead!!
CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 2 years ago
These kinda folks look the best when they crawl away unharmed from the twisted pile of useless scrap that used to be that truck
Smoogs@lemmy.world 2 years ago
What’s hilarious is they know it annoys you. This kind of driver lives to take up space in your life. They’d build a giant statue belching fire and yelling “REMEMBER ME” in your backyard if they could.
Xyphius@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
obligatory: “you just got by a driving passed soldier a hemi”
unreasonabro@lemmy.world 2 years ago
the sort of man who names his car, and puts the name on the car, and feels the need to include quotes, because in writing as in all areas of life, he doesn’t know what he’s doing, though he’d have a sad little testosterone fit if you told him so. it’s the real meaning of the word removed
TheSanSabaSongbird@lemdro.id 2 years ago
I named my truck, but “Old Clunky” doesn’t exactly jump out as the kind of name you’d want to advertise.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Gotta love this guy making soldiering and being a dickhead his public identity.
mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
It’s more of a crappy design than mildly infuriating
dog_@lemmy.world 2 years ago
you just by a driving got passed soldier a hemi!!!
Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
Don’t on tread me
TwanHE@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Dont dead open inside
snekerpimp@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Round here we call this “micro-penis syndrome”, the urge to tell everyone that this is how they are compensating for possessing what they believe to be tiny penis.
Phegan@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You just got passed by a man with a small penis.
Maggoty@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Somebody come get your private.
rivermonster@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Yeah, we keep missing recruitment goals. This is what happens when you have to take what you can get. ><
Hikermick@lemmy.world 2 years ago
His mother must be so proud
calmluck9349@infosec.pub 2 years ago
All I see is “my wife has a cricket”
dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Why is he so obsessed with God Of War 2005?
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 years ago
I would just pass the guy and then let him know he was passed by a queer in a fiesta.
Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 2 years ago
I once got passed by a rainbow-decal prius with the bumper stickers “0-60 eventually” and “you just got passed by a lesbian in a unicorn outfit”
Sure enough when we stopped at the next light, there were two rather lovey-dovey women in the front seat, and the driver was wearing what looked like a unicorn onesie.
Incidentally, my wife now has a similar unicorn onesie and wears it when we go grocery shopping.
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 2 years ago
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TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Now I have to wonder, does she wear a unicorn onesie all the time or does she put in on over her regular street clothes before driving? If the latter, why? Which came first, the sticker or the onesie? If her partner drives the car, is she required to wear the onesie?
Maggoty@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Plot twist, she makes the unicorn onesie and that’s her marketing strategy.
bmsok@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Have you heard the one where your fiesta takes adderall?
It turns into a focus.
Not original material but I had to say it
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 years ago
Haha
It’s true. I had a focus before the fiesta (the dealer actually bought my focus for more than it was worth and traded for it; some stock related issue). They’re practically identical vehicles.
ShepherdPie@midwest.social 2 years ago
Was this joke found on road dead?
Aleric@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I drive a Prius and have a very long commute which goes through a rather conservative area. My existence inadvertently pisses off so many big truck drivers. I’ll never understand why some people need to speed up and pass me immediately after I’ve passed them. It’s not a competition!
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 years ago
I don’t understand the correlation of having a small penis and simping for big oil, either. 🤷🏻♂️
psud@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You can make your commute more interesting (and less safe) by adding a very visible rainbow flag
CADmonkey@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Guys like this are fun to bait past a speed trap in a little econobox.
cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Fiestas are a solid hairdressers car.
hydrospanner@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I don’t know of any liquid or gas hairdressers, so I’m guessing it’s good for all of them.