Thank God for this gift
Don’t you lie to me
Submitted 2 months ago by cannedtuna@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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BananaLama@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
roboflop@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Praise Jesus for this bountiful harvest
Bakkoda@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Thank you for this bountiful reward Jesus.
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Honestly I’d try to find the owner and secretly hope they’d be grateful enough to give me some of that cash lmao. My mom had her wallet stolen once and whoever stole it took all the cash but left everything else. We found the wallet on our porch the next day. It was weird. The credit cards didn’t even get yoinked
neomachino@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I’ve lost my wallet and had someone return it with all the cash gone, and I’ve done the same with a wallet I found. Call it a finders fee.
The fact that they returned it cards in tact show that they’re at least somewhat of a decent person. Would’ve been easier to take the cash and throw the rest in the trash. Credit card fraud is a whole different crime.
I was thankful to not have to go to the DMV for a new ID and call the bank for new cards (although I probably should’ve anyway), the cash was lost anyway.
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I had some asshole pickpocket me in Vegas in a casino. He took all the cash and threw the wallet into a trash can. At least I was able to get the wallet back with my IDs and credit cards, but all my gambling budget for the weekend was gone instantly. I was shocked he was bold enough to do it in a place so notorious for having cameras everywhere. Apparently the casinos only care about their own money because they didn’t do a goddamn thing. I figured they’d at least throw me some free play or something.
MountingSuspicion@reddthat.com 2 months ago
That’s not a finders fee, it’s theft. Most places consider it such in the US at least.
It’s decent to return the other stuff, but that doesn’t change the fact the money was stolen. If there was no cash would you bother returning the wallet? If not then essentially you’re charging the person for the return which doesn’t make it an act of kindness. If so then you’re just penalizing a person for having cash on hand. Weird how people will rationalize whatever behavior they want to do.
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Im actually a child of Fate and Circumstance
ProdigiousInsanity@lemmus.org 2 months ago
There is no fate but what we make
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Same with god then
socsa@piefed.social 2 months ago
Suck ten dicks
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
And if I lose my fat wallet? Suck ten dicks to grieve.
No change of wallets at all? Believe it or not, dicks.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Fuck the wallet while saying a prayer?
LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
There’s only two types of people who carry that much cash, and neither of them can afford to lose it.
It goes back to the person that lost it, no matter how much effort it takes.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Apparently push the sound icon because why does this image think it should have sound? 🤔
ashenone@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
God works in mysterious ways. Papa getting a HK mk 23
Klear@piefed.world 2 months ago
Thank Him, of course
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Cram it up my ass.
mortalblade@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
smoke dat shit
huquad@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Two chicks at the same time
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
PRAISE JEBUS!
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
If there’s ID, find the person. Otherwise, keep the cash. Wallet too if it’s nice.
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I’d try to find the owner because I’ve never had anyone claim money I’ve found after that though buying a cool sword and off a car lone
csolisr@hub.azkware.net 2 months ago
Check the ID to find the address, then slip a tenner to pay for the taxi 'cause I sure ain't paying the fare from my own pocketRetro_unlimited@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Motion picture money, some YouTubers are filming from a distance.
Give them something fun to film…
terranoid@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
Sin
cash@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
One more isn’t going to tip the scales.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Pick it up.
zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
If I am hypothetically a child of a god, then shouldn’t I have cool abilities and not need the money or mere mortals? I don’t feel very god-like right now. Just sayin’.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
If ID, back to owner. If no ID, finders keepers.
Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
How much do you guys think that is, assuming it’s all 100 USD bills? 3000 USD?
qarbone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Check for ID. If there is none, then it’s mine.
Well, I guess, if it’s some place with like a front desk, I’d consider leaving contact info if someone comes looking. But, really, it’s mine now.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
God helps those who help themselves (to someone else’s money).
thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 2 months ago
Tbh I don’t need the money. I would probably hold onto it until I can figure out whose it is.
db2@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Return the empty wallet I found because I’m a good guy like that.
But really I’d try to get it back to the owner. That looks like a life changing loss on top of monumental stupidity, bad combo.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hookers and Blow, as God intended
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Amen, brother!
mrfriki@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Look for the hidden camera.