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Don’t you lie to me

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨cannedtuna@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • mrfriki@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Look for the hidden camera.

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  • BananaLama@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thank God for this gift

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    • roboflop@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Praise Jesus for this bountiful harvest

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  • Bakkoda@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thank you for this bountiful reward Jesus.

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  • LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Honestly I’d try to find the owner and secretly hope they’d be grateful enough to give me some of that cash lmao. My mom had her wallet stolen once and whoever stole it took all the cash but left everything else. We found the wallet on our porch the next day. It was weird. The credit cards didn’t even get yoinked

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    • neomachino@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’ve lost my wallet and had someone return it with all the cash gone, and I’ve done the same with a wallet I found. Call it a finders fee.

      The fact that they returned it cards in tact show that they’re at least somewhat of a decent person. Would’ve been easier to take the cash and throw the rest in the trash. Credit card fraud is a whole different crime.

      I was thankful to not have to go to the DMV for a new ID and call the bank for new cards (although I probably should’ve anyway), the cash was lost anyway.

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      • Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I had some asshole pickpocket me in Vegas in a casino. He took all the cash and threw the wallet into a trash can. At least I was able to get the wallet back with my IDs and credit cards, but all my gambling budget for the weekend was gone instantly. I was shocked he was bold enough to do it in a place so notorious for having cameras everywhere. Apparently the casinos only care about their own money because they didn’t do a goddamn thing. I figured they’d at least throw me some free play or something.

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      • MountingSuspicion@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That’s not a finders fee, it’s theft. Most places consider it such in the US at least.

        It’s decent to return the other stuff, but that doesn’t change the fact the money was stolen. If there was no cash would you bother returning the wallet? If not then essentially you’re charging the person for the return which doesn’t make it an act of kindness. If so then you’re just penalizing a person for having cash on hand. Weird how people will rationalize whatever behavior they want to do.

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  • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Im actually a child of Fate and Circumstance

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    • ProdigiousInsanity@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There is no fate but what we make

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      • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Same with god then

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Suck ten dicks

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    • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And if I lose my fat wallet? Suck ten dicks to grieve.

      No change of wallets at all? Believe it or not, dicks.

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fuck the wallet while saying a prayer?

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  • LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There’s only two types of people who carry that much cash, and neither of them can afford to lose it.

    It goes back to the person that lost it, no matter how much effort it takes.

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  • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Apparently push the sound icon because why does this image think it should have sound? 🤔

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  • ashenone@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    God works in mysterious ways. Papa getting a HK mk 23

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  • Klear@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thank Him, of course

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  • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Cram it up my ass.

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  • Hackworth@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    As a child of god? Burn it.

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    • 1stQ@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Like The KLF?

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  • csolisr@hub.azkware.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    Check the ID to find the address, then slip a tenner to pay for the taxi 'cause I sure ain't paying the fare from my own pocket
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  • mortalblade@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    smoke dat shit

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  • huquad@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Two chicks at the same time

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  • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    PRAISE JEBUS!

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  • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If there’s ID, find the person. Otherwise, keep the cash. Wallet too if it’s nice.

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  • Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’d try to find the owner because I’ve never had anyone claim money I’ve found after that though buying a cool sword and off a car lone

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  • Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Motion picture money, some YouTubers are filming from a distance.

    Give them something fun to film…

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  • terranoid@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sin

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    • cash@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      One more isn’t going to tip the scales.

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pick it up.

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  • zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If I am hypothetically a child of a god, then shouldn’t I have cool abilities and not need the money or mere mortals? I don’t feel very god-like right now. Just sayin’.

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If ID, back to owner. If no ID, finders keepers.

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  • Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How much do you guys think that is, assuming it’s all 100 USD bills? 3000 USD?

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  • qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Check for ID. If there is none, then it’s mine.

    Well, I guess, if it’s some place with like a front desk, I’d consider leaving contact info if someone comes looking. But, really, it’s mine now.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    God helps those who help themselves (to someone else’s money).

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  • thethrilloftime69@feddit.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Tbh I don’t need the money. I would probably hold onto it until I can figure out whose it is.

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Return the empty wallet I found because I’m a good guy like that.

    But really I’d try to get it back to the owner. That looks like a life changing loss on top of monumental stupidity, bad combo.

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  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hookers and Blow, as God intended

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    • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Amen, brother!

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