Without touching it, stake it out. Let other people passing by know about it. Maybe ask someone else to stake it out so I could go make a sign that says “Stack of Cash, found Unmonitored. If you know the owner, plz notify her or him. Possibly a police sting op, handle at your own risk.”
Don’t you lie to me
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My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
5ha99y@lemmus.org 2 months ago
As a child of satan I give it to charityXD
SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Wallet? What wallet?
snoons@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Burn it. EZ
A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If I was a child of god, I’d probably take that money, and buy a baby to rape.
but seeing as I’m not a child of god, That I’m just a bog standard decent, normal person, I’d probably turn it in… and perhaps be elated if I get the call that no one claimed it after 30 days, so I can have it…Would do wonders towards bills.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Hookers and blow
Tiral@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Two chicks at the same time.
human@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Hey Peter, man. Check out channel 9.
5in1k@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I would buy a $5 hot dog.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Bike, or camera store.
ray@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
That might be enough cash to buy a bike, but I don’t think it’s quite enough to buy a camera store
Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
[deleted]HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Following me around and leaving this comment
guille2a@chachara.club 2 months ago
Return it, no doubts
mrmisses@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Donate it to AOC’s presidential run
KC_Royalz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Clearly God wants me to have that. Wait that’s what a Christian would say.
I’ll find the original owner
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
New mountain bike
billwashere@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Maybe 10-15K? Buy a reall cool 3d printer?
Inucune@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If I were a child of God, I would take the money as a ‘blessing and sign from God that my deeds on earth should be rewarded.’ Thus is the gospel of supply-side Jesus.
TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world 2 months ago
how much you wanna bet those are those fake $100 bills with bible quotes on the back admonishing you for being greedy?
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That is absolutely bait. Nothing good can come from getting anywhere near it.
SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 2 months ago
Donation to the poor son! Me!
Also that is what? $10k?
So nothing crazy
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I guess this is supposed to be money? Bring it to the lost-and-found office or police.
Smaile@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Check if its real then keep, if you lost this, your Fuckin stupid and deserve losing this much open cash. may your cartel boss simply force you to make it back for them.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Obviously going to use that money to put some child touchers in the government, duh
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’d never steal from Santa, 'cause that ain’t right.
HotDog7@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If I were in the wallet owner’s position, I’d want to be taught a lesson!
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
That’s either bribe money, or been left there by the police
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
If your god allowed substitutional atonement then just take the money and ask your god for forgiveness instead of the person you took it from
_chris@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Finders keepers
thesohoriots@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ask for forgiveness. Easier than asking for permission.
cheese_greater@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What
money—err—wallet
homes@piefed.world 2 months ago
As a child? That would’ve been in the mid-80s to early-90s, so of course I would buy Apple stock. By the time I graduated college, I’d be a millionaire just living off the dividends.