Without touching it, stake it out. Let other people passing by know about it. Maybe ask someone else to stake it out so I could go make a sign that says “Stack of Cash, found Unmonitored. If you know the owner, plz notify her or him. Possibly a police sting op, handle at your own risk.”
Don’t you lie to me
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Comments
My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
5ha99y@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
As a child of satan I give it to charityXD
SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Wallet? What wallet?
snoons@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Burn it. EZ
A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If I was a child of god, I’d probably take that money, and buy a baby to rape.
but seeing as I’m not a child of god, That I’m just a bog standard decent, normal person, I’d probably turn it in… and perhaps be elated if I get the call that no one claimed it after 30 days, so I can have it…Would do wonders towards bills.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Hookers and blow
Tiral@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Two chicks at the same time.
human@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Hey Peter, man. Check out channel 9.
5in1k@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I would buy a $5 hot dog.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Bike, or camera store.
Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
[deleted]HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
Following me around and leaving this comment
ray@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
That might be enough cash to buy a bike, but I don’t think it’s quite enough to buy a camera store
guille2a@chachara.club 2 weeks ago
Return it, no doubts
mrmisses@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Donate it to AOC’s presidential run
KC_Royalz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Clearly God wants me to have that. Wait that’s what a Christian would say.
I’ll find the original owner
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
New mountain bike
billwashere@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Maybe 10-15K? Buy a reall cool 3d printer?
Inucune@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If I were a child of God, I would take the money as a ‘blessing and sign from God that my deeds on earth should be rewarded.’ Thus is the gospel of supply-side Jesus.
TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
how much you wanna bet those are those fake $100 bills with bible quotes on the back admonishing you for being greedy?
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That is absolutely bait. Nothing good can come from getting anywhere near it.
SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
Donation to the poor son! Me!
Also that is what? $10k?
So nothing crazy
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I guess this is supposed to be money? Bring it to the lost-and-found office or police.
Smaile@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Check if its real then keep, if you lost this, your Fuckin stupid and deserve losing this much open cash. may your cartel boss simply force you to make it back for them.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Obviously going to use that money to put some child touchers in the government, duh
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’d never steal from Santa, 'cause that ain’t right.
HotDog7@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If I were in the wallet owner’s position, I’d want to be taught a lesson!
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
That’s either bribe money, or been left there by the police
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
If your god allowed substitutional atonement then just take the money and ask your god for forgiveness instead of the person you took it from
_chris@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Finders keepers
thesohoriots@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ask for forgiveness. Easier than asking for permission.
cheese_greater@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What
money—err—wallet
homes@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
As a child? That would’ve been in the mid-80s to early-90s, so of course I would buy Apple stock. By the time I graduated college, I’d be a millionaire just living off the dividends.