George Carlin.
There are only two kinds of people in the world.
Those who think there are only two kinds of people in the world, and those who don’t.
ngl kinda hoping people start arguing over this
Submitted 3 weeks ago by gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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DagwoodIII@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
This is what I do but only because there is no wall directly in reach on the left or right of my toilet, only a wall behind me, which makes reaching the toilet paper annoying as shit
Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Hang it from the ceiling directly in front of you
Bonje@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Nah, see, that’s baby shit. You still have toilet paper in the end.
There are two types of people in this world:
- Those who have a bidet.
- And the bidet-less.
recursivethinking@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Wait. How are you guys drying your butts after the bidet? Are we not supposed to be using toilet paper? (asking for a friend)
Justifier@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The blower built into the bidet
The better question is what are you checking to make sure it’s all clean with
wabafee@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Some people let it dry naturally from rubbing your trousers. Though could probably be hard if you have hairy ass.
antsu@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
And in the first group there’s a special VIP area for those who have a Japanese-style bidet.
GarboDog@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Right is the way the inventor intended it to be reloaded + it’s easier to access.
Left is the way parents and pet owners need to reload it + it’s harder to unroll by accident (or by purpose) good number of times.
Out of frame on the toilet basin/counter is the way people who don’t have a tp holder or don’t care to refill it put it.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I mean…the inventor of Q-Tips also says not to stick them in your ears, which is just objectively, morally wrong.
GarboDog@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s bad for your ears 😭 don’t do that aaaaa
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 weeks ago
Ppl living with cats, and ppl living without cats.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
We’ve never had this problem, somehow… I’m sure it can be a problem but I don’t know how we avoided it
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 weeks ago
Yes, same, only some cats enjoy that sort of things, & even then they could understand it’s causing problems (they might just stop bcs they see you unhappy about it).
fedikitty@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Those that throw out the roll when they know they will run out early on the next use, and those that keep using it until the end and replace the roll while on the toilet.
suxen_tsihcrana@anarchist.nexus 3 weeks ago
It would have never occurred to me that people out there aren’t using every last bit.. so thanks.
P.S. Another possible solution to the kids/animals problem is a door, which bathrooms usually have
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I always lock the bathrooms to make sure children can’t use them
TomMasz@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Keep a box of facial tissues in the bathroom as backup.
sirico@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
People that use levels and people that just drill holes
lmdnw@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Is the right way clearly shown in the patent illustrations? Unless you own a cat, the left way is wrong IMHO.
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Such a pointless argument, just wipe your ass and move on with life.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Yeah this isn’t reddit, who fucking cares
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No! Why should I!?
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
no, wash it
monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Agreed! But do it standing of course.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah, right and
wrongleftSwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
Always use the smaller roll first. If you use the bigger roll, it’ll become the smaller, and vice versa, until both run out at about the same time. If you always use the smaller roll, it’ll run out first, with the big roll in reserve, giving you a chance to replace the empty one with no TP supply disruption.
kurikai@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
the third, are clean people who use water(bidet) so the dont leave poop on thier bum
brownsugga@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This was settled years ago. Going off the photo, either option is fine but people that prefer the option on the right will lose their shit if you suggest either option is fine
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Putting it on the dispenser is too much work. Just put it on top and spin a few squares off with your finger in the roll when you need it.
mech@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
People who clean their toilet paper holder, and this guy?
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
start
I’ve got some news for you…
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Who. Fucking. Cares.
wabafee@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
3 types, last one uses bidet and forgo wiping ass with dead trees.
Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
How do you dry your ass tho? Are you just soaking your underwear everytime you pull your pants up?
renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Butt towels. Or some TP. Nothing if you’re a savage.
mashr4@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I could’ve sworn that there was research about over being the more higenic way. I argued with my brother over this. When I looked online the only research I found was about people who use the over way are more vocal about it
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Lazy people: attach a thing to the wall to hold Toilet paper? Naah
snoons@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
The left means you get a healthy dose of bathroom wall dust which is primarily made of pee.
medem@lemmy.wtf 3 weeks ago
You forgot about the civilised ones who use bidets.
oats@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
When I gave a shit, I don’t give a shit about the toilet paper
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
wrong, bidetful and bidetless
xDqt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
Both poop.
inmatarian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
My roller is on the wall behind the toilet, so left is easier to actually tear off with one hand, right takes two hands.
MonaySimpson@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
The one on the right is patent.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Cat owners and normal people
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Can confirm. Am cat owner.
Bubs@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Can also confirm. Am cat.
over_clox@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
There’s an easy solution to that.
Close. The. Door.
hOrni@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
People always say that. Like it was in every cat’s nature to unroll the toilet paper when they see it. And it’s the only argument they have. I have never seen a cat do this and I have a lot of friends with cats.
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Consider yourself lucky. I still do it the normal way, but cats absolutely will unroll a toilet roll if it catches their attention.
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
My husband and I had a cat for nearly a decade and she never so much as looked at the TP roll. Our current gremlin has sprinted at top speed into the bathroom because he heard me open the cabinet where we started hiding the TP when he wouldn’t leave it alone. He actually tried to grab it out of my hands, and I had to play tug of war with him! I’ve never encountered any other cat as hellbound on destroying TP, but lives for it. Shreds it like he’s plucking a bird.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’ve had 2/5 cats I’ve had donut, so the roll always goes down the back. Kept my kid from unrolling it for about a week lol