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ngl kinda hoping people start arguing over this

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨gigastasio@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨50⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Who. Fucking. Cares.

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  • GarboDog@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Right is the way the inventor intended it to be reloaded + it’s easier to access.

    Left is the way parents and pet owners need to reload it + it’s harder to unroll by accident (or by purpose) good number of times.

    Out of frame on the toilet basin/counter is the way people who don’t have a tp holder or don’t care to refill it put it.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I mean…the inventor of Q-Tips also says not to stick them in your ears, which is just objectively, morally wrong.

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  • JordanZ@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The ‘I can’t be bothered’…

    Image

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  • the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Such a pointless argument, just wipe your ass and move on with life.

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    • monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨minute⁩ ago

      Agreed! But do it standing of course.

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨51⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Yeah this isn’t reddit, who fucking cares

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No! Why should I!?

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  • sirico@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    People that use levels and people that just drill holes

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Cat owners and normal people

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    • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Can confirm. Am cat owner.

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      • Bubs@lemmy.zip ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Can also confirm. Am cat.

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      • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        There’s an easy solution to that.

        Close. The. Door.

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    • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      People always say that. Like it was in every cat’s nature to unroll the toilet paper when they see it. And it’s the only argument they have. I have never seen a cat do this and I have a lot of friends with cats.

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      • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Consider yourself lucky. I still do it the normal way, but cats absolutely will unroll a toilet roll if it catches their attention.

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      • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’ve had 2/5 cats I’ve had donut, so the roll always goes down the back. Kept my kid from unrolling it for about a week lol

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  • Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah, right and wrong left

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  • DagwoodIII@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    George Carlin.

    There are only two kinds of people in the world.

    Those who think there are only two kinds of people in the world, and those who don’t.

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  • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There is another… Image

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    • bluesheep@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is what I do but only because there is no wall directly in reach on the left or right of my toilet, only a wall behind me, which makes reaching the toilet paper annoying as shit

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      • Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Hang it from the ceiling directly in front of you

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  • Bonje@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nah, see, that’s baby shit. You still have toilet paper in the end.

    There are two types of people in this world:

    • Those who have a bidet.
    • And the bidet-less.
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    • recursivethinking@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Wait. How are you guys drying your butts after the bidet? Are we not supposed to be using toilet paper? (asking for a friend)

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      • Justifier@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The blower built into the bidet

        The better question is what are you checking to make sure it’s all clean with

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      • wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Some people let it dry naturally from rubbing your trousers. Though could probably be hard if you have hairy ass.

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    • antsu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And in the first group there’s a special VIP area for those who have a Japanese-style bidet.

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ppl living with cats, and ppl living without cats.

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    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      We’ve never had this problem, somehow… I’m sure it can be a problem but I don’t know how we avoided it

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      • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yes, same, only some cats enjoy that sort of things, & even then they could understand it’s causing problems (they might just stop bcs they see you unhappy about it).

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  • wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    3 types, last one uses bidet and forgo wiping ass with dead trees.

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    • Hacksaw@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      How do you dry your ass tho? Are you just soaking your underwear everytime you pull your pants up?

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      • renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Butt towels. Or some TP. Nothing if you’re a savage.

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      • wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Pretty much

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  • MonaySimpson@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The one on the right is patent.

    patents.google.com/patent/US465588A/en

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  • fedikitty@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Those that throw out the roll when they know they will run out early on the next use, and those that keep using it until the end and replace the roll while on the toilet.

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    • suxen_tsihcrana@anarchist.nexus ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It would have never occurred to me that people out there aren’t using every last bit.. so thanks.

      P.S. Another possible solution to the kids/animals problem is a door, which bathrooms usually have

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      • Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I always lock the bathrooms to make sure children can’t use them

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    • TomMasz@piefed.social ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Keep a box of facial tissues in the bathroom as backup.

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  • Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What about bidet?

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    • d5273@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Does yours have an air dry function? How are you drying after?

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  • lmdnw@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is the right way clearly shown in the patent illustrations? Unless you own a cat, the left way is wrong IMHO.

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  • SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Always use the smaller roll first. If you use the bigger roll, it’ll become the smaller, and vice versa, until both run out at about the same time. If you always use the smaller roll, it’ll run out first, with the big roll in reserve, giving you a chance to replace the empty one with no TP supply disruption.

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  • mashr4@lemmy.zip ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I could’ve sworn that there was research about over being the more higenic way. I argued with my brother over this. When I looked online the only research I found was about people who use the over way are more vocal about it

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  • kurikai@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    the third, are clean people who use water(bidet) so the dont leave poop on thier bum

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  • brownsugga@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This was settled years ago. Going off the photo, either option is fine but people that prefer the option on the right will lose their shit if you suggest either option is fine

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  • mycodesucks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Putting it on the dispenser is too much work. Just put it on top and spin a few squares off with your finger in the roll when you need it.

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  • mech@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    People who clean their toilet paper holder, and this guy?

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  • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Lazy people: attach a thing to the wall to hold Toilet paper? Naah

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  • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The left means you get a healthy dose of bathroom wall dust which is primarily made of pee.

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  • medem@lemmy.wtf ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You forgot about the civilised ones who use bidets.

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  • oats@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    When I gave a shit, I don’t give a shit about the toilet paper

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  • FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Both poop.

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  • inmatarian@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My roller is on the wall behind the toilet, so left is easier to actually tear off with one hand, right takes two hands.

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  • DarkFuture@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Left is correct.

    It allows you to tear away more easily without unrolling 20ft of paper.

    Also, cats.

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    • Allero@lemmy.today ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Asuuming you’ll be able to unroll it. Unless you have cats, do right

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