When she’s literally your kind of crazy.
Anon tells a true story
Submitted 20 hours ago by kali_fornication@lemmy.world to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Etterra@discuss.online 3 hours ago
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 19 hours ago
RalfWausE@feddit.org 10 hours ago
The essence of the story: Meeting people in person in the real world always is better than looking for someone special on some scammy dating site…
CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 4 hours ago
especially considering that the dating service is interested in you looking for a partner, not actually finding one
potatopotato@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
Okay so yes it’s green text but…
I know people who work at inpatient acute facilities and they are constantly having to cockblock people to prevent truly horrible things from happening.
So while this particular story may not have happened, this general story happens daily.
starchylemming@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
yeah you really really want to prevent them to have kids on accident. hell on purpose too.
those poor kids
one fucked up parent already fucks up a kid. imagine two
potatopotato@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
Worse yet a lot of mental health conditions have genetic components so the kids are basically getting the worst hand you can possibly deal them.
Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
It’s not some eugenics thing.
People with borderline have a much higher success rate at maintaining their abusive relationship style with people who are already mentally struggling or otherwise neurodivergent.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
That tracks. I struggle to maintain boundaries and have a history of BPD folks being into me. It never goes well, and I can’t imagine a psych ward would go any differently
kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
He can fix her! She can fix him! I believe in Love!
tetris11@feddit.uk 6 hours ago
I believe in Love!
~ just listen to therummerlummerhar! ~
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
At the very least they’re taking each other off the market for the rest of us
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 1 hour ago
unfortunately :(
Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 hours ago
Maybe this is a Sodium (explosive) + Chlorine (corrosive) = salt (delicious) type of situation?
slazer2au@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
30 day alcohol program is to encourage not drinking for 30 days right?
And not to be plastered for 30 days like the name implies.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
The court has sentenced you to a month long bender. May Bacchus have mercy on your liver.
Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 6 hours ago
Pretty sure given Bacchus is over both alcohol and madness, he’s going to preside over their entire relationship. Fertility too, so they may want to be extra careful with protection.
BigDiction@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Also dating during the first stages of recovery is widely discouraged. The point is to focus on yourself and feel good about yourself, not dump all your energy and focus into a new relationship.
kali_fornication@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
yeah we’re both trying to stay sober
Honytawk@feddit.nl 10 hours ago
And if it doesn’t exist, we should invent it!
slazer2au@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I think that is called a booze cruise.
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I knew a guy who met one of his wives while locked up in county jail.
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Lmao at “one of”
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 1 hour ago
Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 6 hours ago
By comparison, I know of a couple (met their kid), who had divorced and remarried each other so many times (often but not always with another marriage in between) that the last time they had to go to a different state because my state refused to do it yet again. Apparently the state will let you get married and divorced as many times as you’d like, but only so many times with the same partner.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Involuntary committment to psych ward, you say?
My odds have just increased significantly
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 19 hours ago
> True story
> Written in Greentext🤔🤔🤔🤔
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you’re new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction. Be warned: Anon is often crazy. Anon is often depressed. Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible. If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
No where in that does it say to write your own greentexts, screenshot them, and then post them here.
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 18 hours ago
But it also doesn’t say you CAN’T do that either, so it is free game!
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 58 minutes ago
can confirm. the government doesn’t want you to know this but you can just write your own greentexts. they’re free, you can just take them. i have so many greentexts at home.
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 hour ago
Yup, me too. They’re so fucking intense compared to normies.
TheBat@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Boo AI slop
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Yeah I know, but I’m completely talentless as an artist and wanted to make the meme anyway. I’m hardly going to commission an actual artist to draw it for me, am I?
Senseless@feddit.org 16 hours ago
Can confirm. Got more actual dates with people that are legitimately interested in me from psychiatric hospitals and group therapy than online dating apps.
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 hour ago
A lot of people come across way better in person than via text. Also, everybody takes their best photos and puts them up so when you meet them, they always look a little different than you expected, and that’s always a moment of awkwardness. If you meet someone in person they have no priors and it can just be you. Apps can work too, but the ghosting is a constant emotional drain.
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
oh hey I married mine actually. 5 years in now.
BigTuffAl@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
whats with the racist pepe
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
being mexican is racist now?
ikidd@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
Why did you say racist twice?
Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 6 hours ago
Nah we won’t let the rascists have pepe
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
what
ICastFist@programming.dev 13 hours ago
tinder limits the amount of matches you get per week (like 5 per week last i used it, 3y ago), so there’s that
5715@feddit.org 18 hours ago
Gotische Weibchen?
j4k3@piefed.world 19 hours ago
When source 4chan implied vets the story.
Are y’all coin flip relationships quality? I want enough time I do not think about that person in any type of addictive or reminiscent context. I want my relationships to be clean slate with a clear head. I do not care if that takes months or years.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Sane chicks fuck boringly imo
IronBird@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
it’s less sane people and more sexually repressed people ime.
least for the US…those goddamn protestants really fucked up this country from the getgo, and one of the biggest tenants of chucklefuck protestants is be ashamed of all things sexy
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 19 hours ago
Have you heard of the saying “beggars can’t be choosers”? Anon writes that they had zero romantic success elsewhere. Theoretically there are more options than Tinder and the psych ward, but this is a 4chan user.
j4k3@piefed.world 18 hours ago
Why does anyone need to have such a desperate mentality? Being alone is far better than being with a terrible person.
blady_blah@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
If this story doesn’t convince you that birth control should be free to anyone who wants it, then you’re an idiot.