As a pansexual man, men are the worst. If it wasn’t mandated by evolution, I don’t know why women would put up with us.
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frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 hours ago
Ifera@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Ugh, casual sexism. Look at the bottom of the barrel, and judge an entire gender by the way those behave.
A lot of guys, gay or otherwise, don’t think or behave like that. And by your own definition, you’re also the worst. Sucks to have that terrible self esteem, but don’t lump me up with your self-hating ass
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 hours ago
Try an experiment: go on Fetlife and setup a profile as a fem. Start collecting DMs. It might be enlightening.
And by your own definition, you’re also the worst.
Yes, you’re very smart.
BigBenis@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
As a human being, human beings are the worst. If it wasn’t for our tendency to completely dominate our environments, I don’t know why the world would put up with us.
shalafi@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I was dating hot and heavy a couple of years ago. Fun first date question was to ask the woman about bad first dates they’ve had. Jesus fucking Christ, I have no idea why they keep trying with us men! I have exactly 1 horrible first date story, and that was more stupid than horrible.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 hours ago
I know from experience that the woodshed dudes know how to fuck good.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 5 hours ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 hours ago
Van fuckers are just shed fuckers who have not yet gotten a fuckshed.
gmtom@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
You have no idea how much I wish I was more gay.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 5 hours ago
Sending you my gayest thoughts.
davidagain@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
More gay? More gay than what?
ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
More gay than you! HA!
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 11 hours ago
You guys actually get matches?
Goddamn. Here I am in straight world with exactly one match in an entire year that wasn’t a bot.
Eh
Fuck it the apps are scams anyway
andros_rex@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
If you download Grindr, you too can have an inbox full of poorly lit bathroom dick pics and people asking you if you know where they can get hard drugs!
It’s less a “dating” app, and more a way for “straight” men in denial of their sexuality to find dl fun.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 10 hours ago
Almost makes me wish I was gay. Getting some strange would be easier at least lol
Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 hours ago
Grindr doesn’t have matching. You just see a profile you like and message them directly.
That’s probably why it actually works.
shalafi@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Sounds like you need to work on your profile and set of pics. Many years ago I logged into PoF as a woman and was stunned at how bad the other guy’s profiles were.
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Write something humorous, make your post amusing, doesn’t have to be LOL funny
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Don’t list anything you find unacceptable, too negative
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Don’t list anything you have to have in a partner, too demanding
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Post a wide variety of pics, get a couple of your very best, but get some day-to-day pics in there, looks more honest that way
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Also post pics where you’re in action, engaged in an activity you like
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NO: Guns, dead animals, motorcycles, trucks or other vehicles you wish to show off
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No pics that include other women, no matter who they are. I’d try to leave male friends out as well.
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Don’t talk about being lonely, wanting to share your life with someone, nothing emotional, sounds needy, that comes later
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No need to come with your life story, they’re reading your profile to see if you’re an interesting person today, not where you came from
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Do what I did and sign in as the opposite sex (sorry, been assuming you’re a man looking for a woman), read their dumb profiles, don’t do those things
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Once you get it down, splatter that profile across several websites. You catch more fish with multiple hooks in the water.
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One final note, when you get matches, chat very briefly, ask for the date. Women out there are seriously frustrated with guys that seem to only want to talk, talk, talk. Get that date set before someone bolder asks her out!
Sorry for making so many assumptions. If this doesn’t help you, maybe someone else can get use out of it. For context, I was 50-53 and pulling so many dates the neighbors were making fun of me over all the women in and out of here. Also, I’m short and scrawny, non-rich and my vehicles are 20+ years old. :)
Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 hours ago
Some of these are definitely up to your own personal preference.
Plenty of MAGA chicks on Tinder in my area that, themselves, have pics of their guns, dead animals and trucks. I’m sure they’d love all the country bros that do the same.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 7 hours ago
NO: Guns, dead animals, motorcycles, trucks or other vehicles you wish to show off
Dang it so no train pics I take it?
No pics that include other women, no matter who they are. I’d try to leave male friends out as well.
See I’ve heard the opposite advise. A non-cover photo of you with some friends including non-male friends if you have any indicates you’re not a loner and might have some idea of how to talk to other humans
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 9 hours ago
Huh. Well. I guess I’m doing everything right then.
Maybe the photos need a lot of work. That will be challenging.
dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 hours ago
damn thats a lot of effort lol
will stick with never ysing daying apps ever again in my life, already settled on dying alone in a cabin with a dog because the app life juice is not worth the squeeze
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toynbee@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
I met my wife on IRC. Try that!
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 7 hours ago
IRC? Like a specific one or just a random one from the early 2000s
raptorattacks@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Grindr doesn’t really have a “match” system. You can send a message to anyone whose profile you can see (unless/until they block you). Think of it less like a traditional dating app and more like an interactive billboard of horny people in your area.
BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Why isn’t there a straight version of that lol
Agent641@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
I would like to introduce tentacle guy to tranquilizer man.
razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de 14 hours ago
That’s how you end up with the nightmare that seemed really real…or with the next conversation that ends up on Grindr’s Greatest Hits compilation.
TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 16 hours ago
pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 hours ago
Jesus. This whole post needs more jpeg.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 11 hours ago
Or mpreg
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
Do ah look like ah know hwat a jay-peg is?
pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 hours ago
Oh Hank.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
Are any of these real? I really want them to be but also what please no
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
make a grindr account and find out.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 hours ago
Consistent with my experiences on there. Sigh
Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Not mine. Where the hell are you staying that you get these people? lol
Formfiller@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Spoiler…Mike Johnston is in the woodshed
konalt@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Grindr makes me want to give a swag
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 13 hours ago
We need a dedicated image dumps community
blave@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Jelly
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 15 hours ago
N-T! N-T!!
(Only people who like '80s romcom movies will probably get this.)
istdaslol@feddit.org 6 hours ago
Or people exited about the end of DOS based Windows
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 2 hours ago
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
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SoupBrick@pawb.social 15 hours ago
8 consecutive gut punches.
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 13 hours ago
Secret NSFW one
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