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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Start pronouncing it ‘nucular’, there’s no bigger turn off.

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    • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      RIGHT?! I’m glad I’m not the only one. It’s based on the term NUCLEUS ffs.

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      • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Common misconception but it’s actually based on Saint Nukulus, the guy that puts uranium in your boots if you leave them out overnight.

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      • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Now, to be fair, nucleus it comes from the latin nuculus. It just that it sounds bad and feels bad to say

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      • ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Nuculeus

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      • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        nuculus*

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      • acockworkorange@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Dubya said nucular, must be right.

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    • Malgas@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Fun fact: “nuclear” ultimately comes from the Latin nuculus, ‘little nut’. The c and l being adjacent is the result of metathesis, similar to pronouncing “ask” as “ax”.

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      • Schmoo@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Now go further back. Where does the latin word nucula come from?

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      • Morphit@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Did I ax you?

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      • Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Is that because we exist within a nut?

        Or something like that, I don’t know. I don’t remember anything from the “the universe in a nutshell” book.

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’ll take “that totally happened” for 200, please.

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Clearly you have not been to a bar in Capitol Hill.

      That’s nothing, that’s tame, that’s barely even remarkable as odd for all the wild shit I’ve seen and heard at and around the bars there.

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      • IzzyScissor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        That’s horrible! Truly awful! Which bars, specifically, should I be avoiding?

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      • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Indeed I haven’t.

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      • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Which capitol hill, lmao?

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    • morrowind@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Lemmings spotting obvious satire challenge (impossible)

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  • gray@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    so this is lemmy’s “science memes” huh

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    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I give it a month before we see the guy QQing about they types of people that hit on industrial engineers.

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      • Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Are you a well-designed process? Because you have zero wasted steps and maximum output.

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  • TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sort of a similar situation with me and renfair people. I build and fit people with custom orthopedic braces and prosthetics and have access to a metal and leather lab.

    I wouldn’t claim anyone is overly flirtatious, but they do seem to get friendlier and ask a lot of questions about things like hand setting rivets.

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    • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Cosplayers would also love you, but the venn diagram between cosplay and ren fair is nearly a circle, so

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      • TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I do work with a lot of moldable foam. I’ve always kinda figured if I get kicked from the field or get bored I can always build costumes or custom leather kink gear.

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    • Wakmrow@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      #humblebrag

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      • TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I will not be negged into fixing your plate mail.

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  • pennomi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If you are worried about too many furries in your line of work, try changing jobs! Maybe get into IT or something?

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    • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Well then you just trade furries for scalies and bronies.

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      • call_me_xale@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        whoosh

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      • Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Maybe I shouldn’t ask, but what are scalies?

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If you don’t like this meme, post your own. That’s how this works, both here and on Reddit. Platform has nothing to do with it, unless it’s a closed, invite-only forum. That’s the only way you can keep out simple farmers, the people of the land. The common clay of the Earth.

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    • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Image

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      • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Aw, cutting right when he hears “morons” and laughs is cruel

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    • slate@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If you don’t like this comment, post your own. That’s how this works, both here and on Reddit. Platform has nothing to do with it, unless it’s a closed, invite-only forum. That’s the only way you can keep out simple farmers, the people of the land. The common clay of the Earth.

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      • Klear@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        If you like this comment, post it again with a small change of your own. That’s how this works, both here and on Reddit. Platform has nothing to do with it, unless it’s a closed, invite-only forum. That’s the only way you can keep out simple farmers, the people of the land. The common clay of the Earth.

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    • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The people who whine the loudest in situations like this are always the people who have like three posts in their history.

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  • MBM@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sounds like a honeytrap, those Furries must be up to something

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    • BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The last thing we need is for them to develop nuclear capabilities…

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  • WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Don’t get the question. Sounds like telling people you’re a nuclear engineer is working out well.

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  • Professorozone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Embrace the furries, could be fun for a fling.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I seem to be attracted to musicians more than any other hobby or profession. If you can sing or play an instrument, it makes me wet af.

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    • Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I slap the end of pipes and tubes with a sandal. Sometimes I use two sandals, but society can’t always handle the intensity of that.

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      • PoliteDudeInTheMood@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Are you painted blue while doing this?

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    • damnedfurry@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      cis he/him

      insert ‘I’m gonna pre’ compilation

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        3 words:

        Self. Lubricating. Anus.

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    • Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Even the folks who bring out a guitar in every gathering they participate?

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I love Wonderwall! 😍

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  • LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t get it. Why furries?

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    • Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      STEM fields are just full of furries, I don’t make the rules.

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Because Seattle is full of them

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      • LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        What’s it got to do with being a nuclear engineer though? It just seems so random, it feels like I’m missing something.

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  • devils_advocate@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I attract lawyers.

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I, too, like to commit crimes

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    • BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Like, romantically? Or due to your activity?

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    • Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It was nurses for me. Not necessarily attracted them, but like a third of my matches on dating apps were nurses. And I remember one of them mentioning that it seemed like every other guy she matched with was in IT (at the time I thought it was simply because dating apps were still kinda new around here and IT people were more likely to be trying it)

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  • sunoc@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Many such cases!

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  • espurr@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You guys just hate furries…

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    • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      As with many things, you can love the content they produce while hating the fandom and all the people in it.

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      • Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        what is this content you’re referring to?

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    • Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      yes.

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  • 7bicycles@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So are we thinking they’re all gold diggers looking to get their fursuit bought, they’re all also in similar high earning fields looking for similar companionship or just assume OP is also a furry because every nuclear engineer is?

    Cause I think it’s nr.3

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Don’t go to bars in Seattle?

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  • DarkAri@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Maybe don’t brag about your job.

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    • Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      We don’t know if they were bragging or not. It’s pretty common to ask what someone’s job is during small talk. For all we know he literally just said his job title and left it at that.

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      • DarkAri@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Guy did say it like five times in one paragraph, just in case people forgot it before they finished reading his post.

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    • filcuk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If i were a nuclear engineer, everyone around me wouldn’t hear the end of it

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      • DarkAri@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I think bragging about how much money or education you have is very low class. I also think this is how you end up with a golddigger wife. Better to hide your wealth.

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    • sanpedropeddler@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Jobs come up pretty damn often in conversation with strangers. If they ask, youre obliged to tell them the truth. Doing so would hardly constitute bragging in my opinion.

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  • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Breeder reaction 😳

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  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hmm, maybe you should become a vampire. That usually does the trick.

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