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  • Tedesche@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Waffles. Greater surface area = more butter & syrup = higher cholesterol = greater chance of dying from a heart attack = end of existential life crisis. Existence be bullshit.

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    • U7826391786239@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      that downward spiralled quickly

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    • dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Waffles are crunchy, so that’s an automatic win in my book

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    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Pairs better with chicken too

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  • mr_satan@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Both look equally bad.

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  • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wtf is that pancake it’s like ab inch thick

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  • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Either is great, but learn to make them well and use less syrup.

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    • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Disrespectfully disagree. Syrup is god’s greatest gift to toasted/browned grains with wildly unacceptable proportions of sugar already in them. Drown those fuckers in it. Let them breathe their last oxygen as they wait for my knife to slice, dice, and be delivered into the acid pits below.

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      • moakley@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Whoever downvoted you must not have ever had real maple syrup.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      learn to make them well

      a properly cooked meal is prepared how the person likes it, not how the internet likes it

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    • moakley@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The waffle doesn’t have enough syrup.

      The pancakes have almost enough, maybe, depending on if there’s any in the middle of the stack.

      Real maple syrup is a reason to get up in the morning.

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      • OrteilGenou@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        When I’m really craving something sweet, I’ll have a shot glass of maple syrup, preferably a light, early batch.

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  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Poffertjes

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    • InFerNo@lemmy.ml ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Godverdomme

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      • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Of nie dan

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  • nathanjent@programming.dev ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Both please, with an egg and slice of bacon. But I’m not getting anything else accomplished today.

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  • U7826391786239@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    if you’re going to flood your veins with 500 grams of pure glucose, might as well do both. eat the waffle regularly, and wrap the pancakes around sausages and dunk them in that salad bowl of syrup you’re also eating all of

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    • JigglySackles@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      ^ This hobbit second breakfasts.

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Both options are lacking in plate presentation but undoubtedly still delicious.

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    • marzhall@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’ll be real: that butter distribution is hitting all the right spots in my brain and I have been craving a butter-drenched waffle for a few hours now. Luckily, it’s after when I normally eat, and hopefully by tomorrow I will have forgotten.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    would you care for a shmoke and a pancake? blintze and a bong?

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    • shiftymccool@programming.dev ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Coffee and a joint?

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  • Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Those pictures taste the same.

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    • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      But the texture is different!

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    • joyjoy@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      like butter.

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    • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Both are soggy mush. Zero texture. Pure sugar goop.

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  • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Why choose? Wankcakes!

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    • toeblast96@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      wankoffles :) :)

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  • joyjoy@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    French toast.

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    • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Seriously… Pancakes or waffles would be my last choice for breakfast. French toast, or eggs (in a variety of ways), a decent bread. Or if I’m going out and going to be fancy then a Shakshuka.

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      • OrteilGenou@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        French style crepes, paper thin, with slices of ham and gruyere between them the first time, then maple syrup and/or whipped cream and berries the second time, to finish.

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    • OrteilGenou@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I like salvaging dried baguettes by busting them into chunks and then soaking them overnight in the cream -egg-vanilla mixture so they’re fully saturated.

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  • brb@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Lettu.

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  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Pancakes.

    Waffles feel like homework for breakfast.

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    • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Why would you eat any of those for breakfast? Here in The Netherlands we eat pancakes only for dinner, but only sometimes, and waffles when going to the fair or something. Waffles are so full of sugar (and pancakes should be without, except for the topping maybe). Eating loads of sugar, especially the bad sugars popular in the US, causes obesity and type 2 diabetes.

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      • bigfondue@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Don’t you folks eat white bread with butter and chocolate sprinkles for breakfast?

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    • OrteilGenou@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Eat the axes!

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  • black_flag@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I love how completely unaware of the stupid drama on bsky everyone here seems to be.

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    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Honestly with everything going on in my life I don’t really care

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  • moakley@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Pancakes. Waffles just don’t achieve the same thing. Crispiness is great, but they don’t absorb the butter as well.

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    • TheOakTree@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think we need waffles that are flat on one side. Butter under the waffle on the flat side, syrup in the wells of the top side. Then you get even coverage of butter and also the crispness and syrup management benefits.

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      • moakley@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        So half waffle, half pancake?

        I bet I could make that.

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    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So you hate waffles? /s

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      i have had an epiphany. you know how queso dip is better than nachos, because you get optimal cheese to chip coverage with every chip? what if you made tiny waffles and dipped them in a cup of syrup.

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      • moakley@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Wouldn’t work. I need butter, so unless I’m dipping in syrup and liquid butter…

        Never mind, that would totally work.

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      • cfi@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Waffle sticks are amazing. They make special irons for them specifically for this reason

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  • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Pancakes because they don’t need specialised cooking equipment to make, I just make them on my cast iron pan.

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  • jaded_genie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Enter the legendary why not both meme

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  • Boppel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    dampfnudel it is. thank me later

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  • fulcrummed@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Waffle needs more syrup and the pancake needs crispy bacon and banana with syrup and butter!

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Pancakes, or pancakes with syrup cups?

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  • Gigasser@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Waffles? What’s this geometric breakfast grid?Where’s happy floppy shapes? Where’s bubbly dadaisms on my plate?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      yeah why can’t my waffle iron do waffle hexes you know what i should look into that

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  • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    So you hate the world then, I see.

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  • AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Oooh, maybe two waffles with a syrup-saturated pancake and gently simmered fruit sandwiched in the middle. 🤔

    No butter and no other dairy though.

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    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Like fresh fruit, or like syrup-infused canned fruit that just gets a sear on the griddle. Cuz those both sound awesome.

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      • OrteilGenou@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I prefer butter-brushing fresh fruit and then blistering them under the broiler

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      • AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Agreed, either is fine.

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  • GrindingGears@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What’s up with those pancake cutting lines? Who cuts a pancake into quarters? Is this normal? Am I the abnormal one for not doing this?

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    • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      When the pancake is the size of a silver dollar, rather than a sand dollar, quarters make them plenty small enough. Humbly, I submit that the best pancakes are half the size of a medium pizza cooked in jamaica, but am willing to entertain arguments about quarter pounder patties sized flapjacks.

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      • GrindingGears@lemmy.ca ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I agree. But I tear into them like a degenerate, not totally proportioned quarters.

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      • smh@slrpnk.net ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        How do you feel about one large pancake melded with two smaller pancakes, to make some sort of cartoonish mouse head shape?

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    • moakley@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It lets the syrup soak into the middle.

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      • GrindingGears@lemmy.ca ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        You present a valid argument.

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Realism.

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    waffles then

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  • thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Idk if it was covid but I just don’t like maple syrup anymore. I like jam or jelly.

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    • GorGor@startrek.website ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Coconut syrup. Throw some macadamia nuts in your pancake and slather it with some coco re’al cream of coconut. Delish.

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