I mean my hand has touched way more disgusting things and yet I still eat with it. Seems a little too silly.
Ewww
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LANIK2000@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 months ago
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!
AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Fuck
FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 5 months ago
LISTEN! HEAR ME AND OBEY! A FOUL DARKNESS HAS SEEPED INTO MY TEMPLE!
over_clox@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I eat with my hands as well 👍
Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The chances you and I have touched the same thing at least once means I probably also eat with your hands.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
Are you the one in the image?
HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I live in Britain.
All our mouths are like that.
Tattorack@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Yeah? And those forks have also been washed with soap, killing the majority, if not all, of the bacteria present.
What’s your point?
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
The air you’re breathing has also been inside this person.
Tattorack@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Earth has been around for 4.5 billion years. For 4.3 billion years life has existed.
That is, at minimum, 4 billion years of animal farts we’re breathing in with ever… Single… Breath…
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Joke’s on you, I don’t breathe.
BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 5 months ago
The water you are drinking has been through his penis (and asshole)
BilboBargains@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The point is that the fork has been traumatised and it transfers that trauma to your food by the magic of homeopathy or something.
Thebular@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Better yet, they’re sent through dishwashers that heat the water crazy hot. FDA requirements dictate that the surface temperature of utensils in a commercial dishwasher must get up to 160°F. NSF requirements necessitate temps high enough to yield a log5 reduction in bacteria. Because of this, many commercial dishwashers get up to 180°F. They also use both soap and sanitizer. You don’t have to worry about this if the restaurant is up to code.
smokebuddy@lemmy.today 5 months ago
if this disturbs you, definitely don’t think about that public bathroom toilet seat
whome@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
Or were your water comes from
skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Yeah that fork gets washed between uses. The water comes right out of the pipe. Most people would immediately vom if they saw inside their water supply pipes.
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Why? Whose mouth has it been in?!
SARGE@startrek.website 5 months ago
teije9@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
the water you drink probably has been in Hitlers mouth and probably contains dinosaur piss. do you care about that?
I used to wash the dishes, at least in Europe it’s standard to put all cutlery into 2 dishwashers and after that polish them with a very fine cloth. probably also in the us. (unless you don’t tip of course)
Thorry84@feddit.nl 5 months ago
There is about 1,260,000,000,000,000,000,000 liter of water on Earth. Lets say Hitler was a pretty good water drinker and on average he ingested 4 liter of water (not just in drinking but also in food). Hitler lived for about 20,454 days and would have ingested about 81,816 of water. Lets say you are a water superfan and live to be 100 years old, then there is a chance of 0.001185845% you will drink some of the water that Hitler drunk at some point.
So it’s probably not been in Hitlers mouth. Dinosaur piss I’ll leave as an exercise for the reader.
Kitathalla@lemy.lol 5 months ago
And let’s not even get into whether the water molecule is the same two Hs and O that it was when it was in Hitler’s mouth. Or, holy hell, what if his water became your muscles! Which, you know, is another possibility.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
This assumes that all the water on the planet has been evenly mixed in about 80 years since Hitler’s death. I’d say if you’re living in New Zealand you’re likely a lot safer than if you have lived 80 years near germany. I assume the issue is less “Hitler rain” than Hitler ground water.
tanisnikana@lemmy.world 5 months ago
But molecularly, not just by the liter, the air you breathe is guaranteed to contain a molecule of Caesar’s last breath from when he was stabbed with every breath we take. There’s way more air than water, so it stands to reason that not only are you drinking water that Hitler has drunk, you’re drinking Hitler’s pee! And Alex Trebek’s pee, I suppose.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 months ago
So it’s probably not been in Hitlers mouth. Dinosaur piss I’ll leave as an exercise for the reader.
I’m on it. Dinosaurs lived for millions of years, so if we assume at least one dinosaur per year, there were likely at least a million dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are also very big. This means they probably stored a lot of pee. How much pee? Based on their size, probably at least a gallon or more. So now you’ve got 1 million gallons of dinosaur pee. With 8.025 billion people on Earth, that’s roughly 1/2 teaspoon of dinosaur pee for every living human!
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I don’t think I’ve seen them polished after every wash
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 months ago
In the US it depends if the restaurant is considered fine dining. High class places absolutely polish their silverware, and the staff hates it. Probably every day, or two rather than every wash for the average utensil.
teije9@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
where I used to work they did
cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Can say the same about the forks in my house.
Because I stole them from those restaurants.
cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Dishwasher bruh.
69420@lemmy.world 5 months ago
That is the dishwasher.
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
Bro your fork was burried in fucking rocks and dirt with this logic
Zementid@feddit.nl 5 months ago
Every Drop you drink is contaminated or once was,… pee.
andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Crafter72@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Hmm… If we want to stretch something further… How do I know water that I drink is something new or clean instead of treated water, pure water or even perhaps dinosaur piss that has been filtered from underground soil long long time ago? 🤔😳
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’ll take “things I wasn’t actively considering and wished I could unlearn” for 1000, Alex.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 months ago
We go to different restaurants, you and me
obscur_e@lemm.ee 5 months ago
stop all of you
jewbacca117@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I would also want to go through a restaurant grade dishwasher after touching a mouth like that
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
I don’t really mind this thought
What’s disturbing is the thought that there are some restaurants that we’ve al visited that may or may not have properly cleaned their utensils before giving them to you to use. Which means there is a tiny chance that the fork you use at a restaurant may have been in the mouth of the person in the picture.
imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 5 months ago
“Hurm hurm hurm, at my favorite restaurant? Hah! Scum like that can’t afford it!”
Or
“What? Naw, we use disposable forks” at my favorite restieraunts
jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
thanks a lot brits
ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk 5 months ago
Are teeth are healthy, just crooked and not bizarrely white.
ch00f@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Wait until you pay for your meal
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Yeah that’s why you wash things.
Every man’s hand you’ve ever touched has had a dick in it. Every woman’s hand you’ve touched has been in a vagina.
dance_ninja@lemmy.world 5 months ago
FELLAS
ramble81@lemm.ee 5 months ago
And every hand has been used to wipe an ass.
DeathsEmbrace@lemm.ee 5 months ago
What if you’re born quadriplegic does it still count?
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Someone would’ve touched you with their hands so by proxy you’ve been touched by a person who’s had their hands on some kind of genetalia
parody@lemmings.world 5 months ago
Go on…
Kitathalla@lemy.lol 5 months ago
This is why I only shake hands with feet, and use my nose to open the vagina.