This should be the exception to the “no cruel and unusual punishment” rule
I dont understand why I have to bring a bottle to the restaurant
Submitted 1 year ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Maddie@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Some places have mayo, why no ketchup?
MYCOOLNEJM@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Can you drop me your home address? I just want to talk real quick
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I just wanna talk to him.
I just wanna talk to him.
I just wanna talk to him…
I just wanna shoot him.
I just wanna talk to him.
JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Are you dropping off some dipping custard? How thoughtful
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I think it would go well with mango ice cream
starchylemming@lemmy.world 1 year ago
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fastandcurious@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The mlem app (or maybe my phone) takes me to the mail when I click these types of link, and I am actually wondering what will happen if I send a mail to the address
FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ve seen this in real life.
We were having a company dinner at a REALLY fancy place. They were advertisers in our paper. So, the chef had prepared a nice six course meal for the group.
Some colleagues are definitely more McD’s guests rather than fancy restaurants.
Three courses in, here comes a steak and gourmet fries to garnish. Colleague goes hog wild, dumps a bunch of fries on his plate and waves over the waitress. “Hey, do you have a bottle of ketchup?” The look she gave him was one of utter shock. “I, uh, wow, uhm… I’ll check”.
She eventually came back with a bottle, but I was sure the chef would have chased my colleague around with a kitchen knife if he’d heard of the request. That dude was intense.
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 1 year ago
REALLY fancy place
Steak and fries
🤨
devious@lemmy.world 1 year ago
There are “fancy” (and of course expensive) places that specialise in high end cuts of meat - that serve fries as a standard side option.
FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Steak and fries is a restaurant staple, even if you go really expensive. This place serves 200 euro plus Wagyu cuts, for reference. And it was sublime.
The fries were ‘gourmet’ fries. Basically, you get like a ramekin of fries, which are mostly meant as garnish. It’s not like a full plate of fries.
My colleague liked them so much he did ask for extra fries, which got a mild frown from the waitress.
smeg@feddit.uk 1 year ago
It’s different if you’re choosing to go somewhere fancy and pay for something expensive and then negate the fanciness, but for a free work meal I’m going to give your colleague the benefit of the doubt and assume they know what they like. Don’t gatekeep food, who gives a shit what other people like?
FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Oh don’t get me wrong, it was wildly entertaining. I’m more of a cheap pizza guy anyway. Our other work dinners were at a local steak restaurant which was much more everyone’s vibe.
Still, it was hilarious to see someone order ketchup with a 200 euro wagyu cut, prior to having tasted the thing. (Pure perfection, best steak ever)
amio@kbin.social 1 year ago
It's a terrible day to have eyes.
ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
I will murder you in real life
donuts@kbin.social 1 year ago
Deserved revenge for the fact that the Japanese put ketchup in spaghetti.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 1 year ago
3 minutes *fast" pasta right?
😭
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Have an extremely angry upvote. I don’t even like raw fish and this pisses me off. And I’m also craving an eel roll. Anyone know a good sushi restaurant in Minneapolis?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Don’t know any sushi place in Minneapolis that has ketchup 0/10
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I think I knew one in 2003
drbluefall@toast.ooo 1 year ago
This one does not spark joy.
VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 1 year ago
Right you are, Marie Condiment!
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That gives me an idea for an invention. Hollow chopsticks so you can pump ketchup onto your sushi as you eat it. You could even stab it into it and do a ketchup injection!
I wonder if wasabi ketchup is a thing…
woodenskewer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Wasabi ketchup would just be DIY shrimp cocktail sauce with a green tint.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I actually have both wasabi and ketchup. I can try making some.
SkyeHarith@lemmy.world 1 year ago
For science!
haruajsuru@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I think we already have it, it call straw. You can use iron straw as chopsticks
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ve seen ketchup injected fries before.
illumrial@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You will die alone and forgotten, disgraced by history. 13 curses upon you.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
13 is my lucky number!
ExLisper@linux.community 1 year ago
That’s nothing. I know a girl that asked a waiter to heat up her salmorejo in a microwave. The waiter said no. It wasn’t even a fancy place, just a normal bar. There are some things you just don’t do.
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 1 year ago
🤢🤢🤢🤮
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This person is going to be on the news some day, sliced in half by a katana-wielding chef.
MonkCanatella@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s the only thing that matters, honestly!
danc4498@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I like the ones on the left with the BBQ sauce on it.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s probably eel sauce. Some sushi rolls are prepped with that stuff
NaoPb@eviltoast.org 1 year ago
See, while this might be considered not-done, I think they get to decide how they like to eat their food. Even if it offends the rest of us greatly (which it does).
Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 year ago
While true. God help them if the chef sees.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Should’ve used catsup instead.
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 1 year ago
FangedWyvern42@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The verdict is death.
psud@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Not until the diabetes kicks in
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 year ago
also works with pizza restaurants in Italy
spicytuna62@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And steakhouses in Texas also love this trick!
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 1 year ago
Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Meh…
I mean most sweet and sour sauces are primarily a fruit, sugar, vinegar and a thickener… which pretty similar to ketchup. And those are considered okay to put on sushi.
AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sweet same sour sauce? No.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I would honestly put ketchup in sushi before I put sweet and sour sauce in there. And I wouldn’t.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
A regular tare sauce has sugar in it, and you can find the sweeter version (amadare) at sushi places. However, it’s really only used for the eel (anago).
But I mean they make a ketchup spaghetti in Japan so if someone wants to talk about fucking with traditional dishes…
amio@kbin.social 1 year ago
No, they aren't? Where?
I mean, obviously you put whatever you want on yours no matter how much of a blatant crime against the universe it is, but "traditionally" that's not a thing. Takeaway shops do love their chili mayo though.
prole@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
NO
CertifiedBlackGuy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You know what? Fuck it, 6 more years of 2020.
spirinolas@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Did that guy from bash.org ever created that device?
TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Perfection.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Finally, someone gets it!
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
You are in mortal danger
random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Thats a take away box. You’re safely at home and not in a public place, soon to be beaten to death.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I just like eating from a takeaway box. The environmental impact makes me happy inside.