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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨merdaverse@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Don’t give them ideas.

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    • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Ideas? I took this picture in 1985!

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      • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        We need to go back.

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    • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      They don’t need ideas, notepad is literally a copilot tool now.

      They never changed the icon because they know how discussting copilot is but literally every default windows app is now just a skin for copilot.

      Not an exaggeration this has already happened we just don’t realize it yet.

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  • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Where’s the copilot copilot?

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Is that Copilot+ ?

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      • CaptPretentious@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        No, what they’re asking for is Copilot^Copilot^

        Not to be confused with Copilot, or Copilot+, or Copilot 365, or Copilot Pro, or Github Copilot, or Copilot Studio, or Security Copilot…

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      • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Would’ve expected a Copilot# from MS.

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Image

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  • dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That IoT Enterprise watermark just gave a thousand nerds a heart attack.

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    • ramble81@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Should have made it a new LTSC build.

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  • merdaverse@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Reminder from the Copilot ToS:

    Copilot is for entertainment purposes only. It can make mistakes, and it may not work as intended. Don’t rely on Copilot for important advice. Use Copilot at your own risk.

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    • smeenz@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Always read the label, talk to your doctor to see if copilot is right for you

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    • polderprutser@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Holy shit this is gold 🤣

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  • FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Image

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    • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Cocopilotpilot

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  • umbraroze@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I literally had to write a clock app on my own because Windows clock is pretty bad.

    I was thinking that they’ll just replace the clock with Copilot eventually.

    Windows 11: “It’s 11 pm sharp. I know that because I looked at the RTC.”

    Windows 12: “It’s 11 pm sharp. That’s a phrase people like to say, apparently.”

    …Don’t give Microsoft any ideas.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      huh, i just downloaded a clock widget because i couldn’t put a clock where i want to look for one.

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    • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I finally had to move to Windows 11, and the UI is just so fucking broken.

      I did discover StartAllBack the other day which helped tremendously

      like who thought removing the ability to show seconds in the clock flyout was a good choice?‽

      pretty sure they’re already using copilot in the start menu program search. I searched for “not” today because I wanted to open notepad. I got three results, none of which had “not” in their name. like jesus fucking christ that’s so bad

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    • 1984@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You know what that microsoft clock needs? To be rewritten in electron and support a web browser inside. That way, it can easily show ads to increase profits.

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    • dorumon@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I think I’ve used your software before Iol.

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    • imjustmsk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      wrong, use Temple OS. 

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  • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Satya Nadella just jizzed on his screen.

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    • Janx@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Better than him putting his fetish on my screens.

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  • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    What does Copilot Groceries do? Get my groceries? I can get behind that in theory.

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    • raicon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      999 hamburgers 999 fries 999 cokes

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      • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Hence “in theory”. Get exactly what I order or Microsoft pays the bill.

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      • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        “Copilot, order me…uh…us one diet coke”

        Ordering -1 diet coke…

        …received 65535 diet cokes…

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It probably orders your favorite energy drink with bleach and brake fluid…

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      • homes@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        As long as they are packaged individually… I can figure out what to do with the bleach and the brake fluid later.

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      • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        and the delicious anti-freeze.

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      • mr_anny@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        So, Kool-Aid.

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      • SlurpingPus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Ah yes, the official USian cure for covid-19.

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    • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      No it just summarizes what groceries it needs to operate correctly and expects you to drive out and feed it.

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      • SlurpingPus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I might’ve already seen this Cronenberg film.

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    • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Copilot Drugs also has my interest…

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      • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Oddly separate from Copilot Pharmacy.

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  • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Hey! You wanna try Linux? I just made a new Linux called Copilot Linux. It looks just like copilot! I added suprice actions to make it as natural a transition as possible!

    Things like blue screens of death with just a “fucken” QR code! That way you won’t miss the original! But the QR code goes to porn hub. See? Its good!

    For right now I just released the name github. Sign up and I’ll send you ads!

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    • lord_admiral@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Very interesting! Please tell me, did you forget to build CoPilot into your CoPilot Linux?

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    • Wispy2891@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Fun fact: Microsoft edge for Linux has a copilot button. But they forgot to implement it, so it just takes space on the menu bar (cannot be removed)

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  • tempest@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This is actually a very good example of middle managers in a large organization getting marching orders and seeing which way the wind is blowing.

    IBM had a similar thing in the early 2010s when they decided they were all in on “cloud” (about 10 years too late). Every manager saw where things were headed and pivoted whatever their product was to “Cloud” regardless of the suitability.

    The higher ups like this too because it lets them put everything under the “cloud” or AI heading on earnings and revenue and makes them look like they are nimble and working on the new hotness, even if it’s just someone moving their calculator to a web app or whatever.

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  • Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Where do I obtain these Copilot Drugs?

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    • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That’s a suspicious question. The Copilot police are on their way to your location.

      IP LOGGED: 127.0.0.1

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      • SpankyDoodle@eviltoast.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        127… 🤣

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  • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Peak windon’t!

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    • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Linux does what Windon’t

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      • MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Great! Thanks! You’ve just doomed us to get the Linux Saturn, which will be appreciated by some, but ultimately fail against SuperWindows and Windows 64. After that we’ll get something beautiful, the Linux Dreamcast, but it will be too little too late, as just a few months later, Apple releases the MacStation2, which most people buy because it has a DVD player built in, and the Linux Dreamcast kind of just dies… 25 years later, and Linux is making Linux Classics compilations and new games starring Tux for the WindowsSwitch2.

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  • Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Everybody loves Microslop

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I imagined the entire cast of Everybody Love’s Raymond but the scripts were written by copilot entirely and they have the corpses of Doris Roberts and Peter Boyle hanging from wires while copilot voices their characters with different lines than what was in the script.

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      • thericofactor@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Kinda dark, but I like it.

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  • gigachad@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I mean you could just move your files into the recycle bin. But what if an AI agent would do that for you? It would make your life much easier, think about it for a minute.

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Where is Copilot Update? 🤔

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  • 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Windows if it was actually good

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  • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    CopilOS 11!

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  • Bazell@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Jumpscare from Microsoft be like:

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    … slopos … sounds like Sophos … so still same meaning.

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  • dan69@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    OP is right. Bottom right hand corner checks out.

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  • Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Missed opportunity to edit the search text too.

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    C

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  • Codpiece@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    So this is what *nix will look like in five years time then. Just needs a terminal open in the screenshot.

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    • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Even if they for some shit-brained reason do make this the default Linux experience, at least it will all still be configurable and customizable, so you can remove all the AI bullshit relatively easily.

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