SlopOS 11

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• FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨29⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

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• Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨24⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Where do I obtain these Copilot Drugs?

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• criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨54⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Satya Nadella just jizzed on his screen.

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• gigachad@piefed.social ⁨57⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I mean you could just move your files into the recycle bin. But what if an AI agent would do that for you? It would make your life much easier, think about it for a minute.

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Don’t give them ideas.

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  • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ideas? I took this picture in 1985!

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      We need to go back.

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• zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Where’s the copilot copilot?

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is that Copilot+ ?

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    • CaptPretentious@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      No, what they’re asking for is Copilot^Copilot^

      Not to be confused with Copilot, or Copilot+, or Copilot 365, or Copilot Pro, or Github Copilot, or Copilot Studio, or Security Copilot…

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    • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨40⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Would’ve expected a Copilot# from MS.

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• dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That IoT Enterprise watermark just gave a thousand nerds a heart attack.

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  • ramble81@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Should have made it a new LTSC build.

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• Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What does Copilot Groceries do? Get my groceries? I can get behind that in theory.

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  • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨53⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    No it just summarizes what groceries it needs to operate correctly and expects you to drive out and feed it.

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  • raicon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    999 hamburgers 999 fries 999 cokes

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    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      “Copilot, order me…uh…us one diet coke”

      Ordering -1 diet coke…

      …received 65535 diet cokes…

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    • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hence “in theory”. Get exactly what I order or Microsoft pays the bill.

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It probably orders your favorite energy drink with bleach and brake fluid…

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    • homes@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      As long as they are packaged individually… I can figure out what to do with the bleach and the brake fluid later.

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  • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Copilot Drugs also has my interest…

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oddly separate from Copilot Pharmacy.

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• dan69@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  OP is right. Bottom right hand corner checks out.

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• BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Peak windon’t!

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  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Linux does what Windon’t

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    • MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Great! Thanks! You’ve just doomed us to get the Linux Saturn, which will be appreciated by some, but ultimately fail against SuperWindows and Windows 64. After that we’ll get something beautiful, the Linux Dreamcast, but it will be too little too late, as just a few months later, Apple releases the MacStation2, which most people buy because it has a DVD player built in, and the Linux Dreamcast kind of just dies… 25 years later, and Linux is making Linux Classics compilations and new games starring Tux for the WindowsSwitch2.

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• Codpiece@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  So this is what *nix will look like in five years time then. Just needs a terminal open in the screenshot.

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Where is Copilot Update? 🤔

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• 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Windows if it was actually good

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• Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Missed opportunity to edit the search text too.

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