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Anon didn't like the loot

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • Jimbabwe@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The jangled skeletons guarding the entrance to Shart’s Hollow have a 1/100 chance of dropping a Putrid Shart Shard. If you combine 12 of them, you can craft a rare opposite-handed Bambieshart Brocade that, when dual wielded, gives a stacked 0.09% boost to critical hits. This strategy is crucial to my main build that is just the two brocades and a Grisly Thong, for aesthetic purposes.

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    • CubitOom@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Don’t give up, Skeleton!

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  • underscores@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “whaoa dude the more is so sick dude like the wiki explains how bambiedhart was actually an agent of the glimmer knights and was actually killed by an opposing faction dude if you go to the wall precisely after killing the ice queen boss you can drop down a ledge to where the wall would collapse him and seal it dude this lore is so epic”

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  • abbotsbury@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Anon got filtered by the Tree Guardian and is coping

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    • Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Dies, you pick up their items, it’s dogshit

      This part is true tho

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  • Thorry@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And somehow there is a 1.5 hour lore video by VaatiVidya about this character and it has 7.5M views.

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  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    A paragraph and a half in, and my brain urinated on itself. I saw words, but few of them made sense. Not to say the greentext wasn’t good. I’m just an old Gen X, unfamiliar with the way the kids talk these days.

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    • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      It’s about a Nintendo called Elden Ring.

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      • felbane@lemmy.world ⁨45⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Ohh is that on the Microsoft Nintendo or the Sony Nintendo?

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    • teolan@lemmy.world ⁨25⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      It’s about how some video games do this thing where the lore is barely explained in cryptic sentences by the few characters, and basically you need an online wiki to understand anything about the story of the game.

      The games most gilty of this are the fark souls franchise. Good games, but I hate this kind of lore.

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    • affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Same but Gen Y

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Jabberwocky reference tho

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  • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No! My consecrated shmungous!

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