“whaoa dude the more is so sick dude like the wiki explains how bambiedhart was actually an agent of the glimmer knights and was actually killed by an opposing faction dude if you go to the wall precisely after killing the ice queen boss you can drop down a ledge to where the wall would collapse him and seal it dude this lore is so epic”
Anon didn't like the loot
Submitted 4 hours ago by JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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underscores@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
abbotsbury@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Anon got filtered by the Tree Guardian and is coping
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 4 hours ago
Dies, you pick up their items, it’s dogshit
This part is true tho
Thorry@feddit.org 2 hours ago
And somehow there is a 1.5 hour lore video by VaatiVidya about this character and it has 7.5M views.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
A paragraph and a half in, and my brain urinated on itself. I saw words, but few of them made sense. Not to say the greentext wasn’t good. I’m just an old Gen X, unfamiliar with the way the kids talk these days.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
It’s about a Nintendo called Elden Ring.
felbane@lemmy.world 45 minutes ago
Ohh is that on the Microsoft Nintendo or the Sony Nintendo?
teolan@lemmy.world 25 minutes ago
It’s about how some video games do this thing where the lore is barely explained in cryptic sentences by the few characters, and basically you need an online wiki to understand anything about the story of the game.
The games most gilty of this are the fark souls franchise. Good games, but I hate this kind of lore.
affenlehrer@feddit.org 1 hour ago
Same but Gen Y
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Jabberwocky reference tho
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 hours ago
No! My consecrated shmungous!
Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
The jangled skeletons guarding the entrance to Shart’s Hollow have a 1/100 chance of dropping a Putrid Shart Shard. If you combine 12 of them, you can craft a rare opposite-handed Bambieshart Brocade that, when dual wielded, gives a stacked 0.09% boost to critical hits. This strategy is crucial to my main build that is just the two brocades and a Grisly Thong, for aesthetic purposes.
CubitOom@infosec.pub 3 hours ago