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I wish I could do executive orders 🤔

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Submitted ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨MTZ@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • OccamsRazer@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    What does “statistically” mean to you?

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I am also reasonably confident that you can explain Trump’s 2020 election loss by way of the disproportionate number of COVID casualties and deaths in Red areas vs Blue areas.

    Basically, if Trump/MAGA had actually responded to COVID sensibly, as sensibly as Blue areas did, on average, accounting for population density…

    Trump would have actually won.

    But so many MAGA voters died or were disabled from voting, by COVID, that they instead lost, snd then further went nuts, and didn’t believe it, and attempted an insurrection.

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    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Trump won in '24 because of inflation. It’s that simple. People hated the economy under Biden and walked to ‘go back’ to the Trump years when things were better.

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨55⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Ok.

        I was talking about 2020.

        The one before the one you are talking about.

        Also, most ‘die hard leftists’ were disgusted by Kamala’s pro-Genocide stance.

        And a pretty good deal of actual leftists were saying ‘all these economic numbers that politicians and the media are touting are bullshit, they’re incomplete, they are not reflective of reality’.

        And well now we have all the job revisions and yep that was correct, I think the BLS has now ‘un addded’ something like 2-3 million jobs between 2022 and present.

        You’re conflating liberals and leftists, which betrays that you have no idea what a leftist is.

        Its liberals that fall in line with standard corporate Dem talking points.

        Leftists tend to challenge and critique them.

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  • vpol@feddit.uk ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And average IQ will increase. It’s a win-win situation.

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    • frog@feddit.uk ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Not the country you deport them to. Lol

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      • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Just deport them to Israel. They seem to be quite enamored with it anyway.

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      • VibeSurgeon@piefed.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I assume most of them will have no citizenship in a second country for them to be accepted in.

        A pragmatic solution would be to deport them out to sea.

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      • vpol@feddit.uk ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Just find the country with even more stupid people.

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      • harmbugler@piefed.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Deport them to Nambia or Aberbaijan.

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    • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You are right and I get what you are saying but just for the record:

      Of course it’s not a person’s IQ that determines if they are wanted or not <3

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      • Reliant1087@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Good point. The difference between wisdom and intelligence. You don’t need high IQ to be wise.

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      average IQ will increase

      👏 That’s 👏 not 👏 how 👏 IQ 👏 works 👏

      The average IQ is 100. It’s always 100. I hate people who talk about IQ because they are annoyingly wrong seven ways from Sunday every fucking time.

      It’s a win-win situation.

      Liberals stop tacitly endorsing euthenics challenge: Way Harder Than You’d Think

      God fucking Damnit this county sucks. Death to Amerikka

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      • daychilde@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It seems you suffer from some misconceptions while being aware of some moderately obscure truth.

        First of all, good on yer that you know that IQ is normalized to 100. The problem is that this is true for some particular group of people. I’m not sure offhand what body does this normalization and what population they use, but thankfully, that knowledge doesn’t matter.

        Any particular group of people will probably not have an average IQ of 100. Only the full body of people it’s normalized to will.

        So if they normalize IQ to all USians, the average IQ in other countries will naturally be somewhat close to 100 (probably), but not precisely 100. So move people elsewhere and the average IQ of the destination country will change by some probably-relatively-small amount.

        Or, if the entire world is normalized to 100, then the average IQ in NO countries is precisely 100, and moving people around will still change the average.

        So I’m afraid you need to back up your clapbacks and take another think through on this, friend.

        this county sucks.

        You should broaden your horizons. :)

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      • ulterno@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The average IQ is 100. It’s always 100.

        Taking international IQ as 100, they can talk about the average IQ in the country.

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      • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        This is a shitposting group. Everything posted here is 100% real and true, even if it isn’t.

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      • Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Based on the downvotes your getting. Quite a few of the people excited for this are definitely migrating to the left of the bell curve.

        Lemmy is wierd, the user base has a very inflated view of their own intelligence. For example, some will get confused and think since I’m on Lemmy I must be also guilty of this; their reasoning skills are quite terrible.

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  • speckofrust@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fuck that shit. We don’t want your garbage. That country has already shit on us enough for generations.

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The MAGA to Russia pipeline was a thing for a while.

      Maybe they’ll take them?

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    • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Exactly. So what are they gonna do then eh? What country is going to be flooded with their pedophiles? Fuck off. They have more people incarcerated than the rest of the world combined, maybe if they incarcerated pedophiles and powerful criminals instead of minorities and poor people the whole problem would be fixed. Their billionaires would be incarcerated, so maybe also take away their wealth and use it to create a social system so people in general will get a higher standard of living, reducing the need to turn to crime, increasing education giving people a better future, keeping people healthy and fit so they can keep working and provide for themselves.

      But instead they pick on the people who do the dirty jobs they don’t want to do while protecting the worst criminals (pedos) and filling the pockets of their wealthiest even more at the cost of the rest of its citizens. Citizens, many of which voted for this. A true dystopia.

      So I totally agree with you.

      Dear US: Please, keep your shit inside your own borders, we’re fucking done with you assholes, don’t bother us with your problems.

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    • lady_maria@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I second the suggestion to give them to Israel.

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      • speckofrust@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The Palestinians have suffered more than enough, and the US is entirely complicit in that suffering already.

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      We can deport them to Antarctica. Or the sun. 🤷‍♂️

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      • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Antarctica is protected, it is inhabited by only scientists.

        Why do you want to ruin Antarctica with selfish wasteful pieces of shit. Just dump them in the middle of the ocean so at least they can be useful (for a change) as fish food.

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  • First_Thunder@lemmy.zip ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Revilutionary idea: If you deport everyone, the crime rate drops to 0

    /s

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    • hydrashok@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I keep telling my InfoSec department if no one can sign into their computer, it’s the most secured environment they’ll ever have, but for some reason they don’t think it is as funny as I do.

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      • First_Thunder@lemmy.zip ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Clearly you didn’t put a /s afterwards and didn’t understand you were being sarcastic

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      • Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That’s because you don’t understand infosec. It’s assure you, they are unimpressed despite their polite chuckle.

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      • muxika@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Promote vim and you’ll get similar results. If you can’t :wq, then you can’t screw anything up.

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      • Godort@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Authentication

        Audit

        Access

        The ability for the correct people to access the information is just as important as the steps to secure it or review who accessed what and when.

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    • MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Interestingly, if you deport everyone except the president, the crime rate skyrockets to 100%.

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      • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Nah, he’ll just lay claim to everything left behind with an executive order.

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    • leftascenter@jlai.lu ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The last survivor decides no crime exist and achieves complete enlightenment with a better zero.

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  • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Same for drunk driving if you took the keys from everyone in a Ram 2500, and the overlap is significant.

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    • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Don’t forget CyberDumpsters.

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  • kmartburrito@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And you would have less pedophiles

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    • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Fewer

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      • kmartburrito@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        They are so unified in the fact that they are all lower than garbage that I’ve started measuring them by the gallon rather than the person.

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  • trashboat@piefed.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My gut says this is very likely true but is there a verified stat that backs this up?

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yes.

      visaverge.com/…/crime-rates-lower-among-undocumen…

      Evidence shows both undocumented and legal immigrants in the U.S. consistently have much lower crime and incarceration rates than natives across crime categories. This trend challenges popular beliefs and highlights the importance of accurate data for fair immigration and criminal justice policies, emphasizing immigrant contributions to safety.

      So, its literally true that if you deported all native born citizens and left only immigrants, the crime rate would go down.

      Thus, if you deport a subset of native born citizens, the same still applies.

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      • trashboat@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I really hope people continue to talk about this more, because this feels to me like it’s one of the most successful lies of the Trump admin (and, as I understand it, other right-wing nationalist movements around the world)

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      • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The wording of “natives” confused me for a bit lmao.

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  • X@piefed.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Put cecot to good use. I’ve been calling for their deportation for a while now.

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  • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Please don’t send your worst.

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  • Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not only would we get lower crime we’d get better food and beer

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