Personally no thanks don’t want to start associating food I ate as poop.
Taste the flavor
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wabafee@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
kboos1@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Because spicy is not a flavor. Spicy is more like an allergic reaction to a chemical that certain plants excrete as a defense mechanism. Humans are just weirdos because we enjoy our mouths and buttholes being on fire.
hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 19 hours ago
Plant: develops high amounts of capsaicin to ward off predators
Humans: ooh, this would be great with chicken!
Plant: am I a joke to you?
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Humans: YOU TWO PLANTS NEED TO FUCK, I NEED YOUR OFFSPRING TO BE HOTTER
phcorcoran@piefed.social 7 hours ago
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Similarly:
Yeast: I’m going to eat all this sugar and produce a toxin that will kill off competing organisms!
Humans: HAHA! Funny juice make head all silly…
tomi000@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
It is not meant to ward off predators though. Being eaten is the goal, thats how the seeds are scattered.
Dagamant@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Maybe it’s just the mouth part we enjoy and the other we tolerate.
orb360@lemmy.ca 19 hours ago
Speak for yourself while I go boof some jalapeños
starik@lemmy.zip 17 hours ago
I’m also going to raise my hand here to say I only enjoy mouth spiciness
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
argument: we normally think of five flavors (salty, savory, sour, sweet, bitter) but without spicy the meal is not complete. shit, some people consider slimy a flavor and that’s fair.
flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 16 hours ago
There’s also menthol and whatever compound is in Szechuan pepper.
jmill@lemmy.zip 11 hours ago
The chemical is capsaicin, and it’s a neurotoxin. That’s why with repeated exposure you can start to gain resistance.
Birds are less sensitive to capsaicin, which made having it around seeds beneficial for plants. Birds eat the seeds and then spread them after flying somewhere else, but mammals are deterred from eating the seeds and they are poor vectors for spread because most mammals that eat large amounts of vegetable matter have molar teeth that aid in breaking down small seeds for digestion.
Until a certain mammal decided they liked the burn, and deliberately spread those plants further than birds ever did.
mustbe3to20signs@feddit.org 11 hours ago
Spicy is not a flavor, but literally a pain stimulus.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 hours ago
Butt pain stimulus huehuehue
Xanthrax@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I see we’re having a debate about tasting shit. May I politely ask, would you like to “eat shit”?
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 hours ago
To some, hilarity.
To others, science.
To others, horror.
To… Others… Pleasure :(
I’m of the first three.
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
…I’m actually quite thankful my anus doesn’t have taste buds.
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 hours ago
uwo slab!!
Gork@sopuli.xyz 13 hours ago
If you can feel the heat when it comes out, doesn’t that mean we kinda… do? 🤔
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Feeling the heat comes from your capsaicin receptors, which are fortunately distinct from taste. It’s more of a pain receptor.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
This is absolutely not true, your butthole can also taste menthol.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 9 hours ago
Menthol is just cool spicy
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 hours ago
How many flavors of spicy are there?
Ruthalas@infosec.pub 13 hours ago
And ginger.
qualia@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Ginger is one of seven times spiciness has independently evolved: gingerol, allicin (garlic), capsaicinoids (chili peppers), allyl isothiocyanate (mustard, horseradish, wasabi), piperine (black pepper), eugenol (cloves) and alkylamides (Sichuan peppers, which are distinct from chilis). They’re all functionally pungent, but chemically distinct: meaning no single shared class.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 hours ago
Your body absorbs all good flavors except spicy. Be happy.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 hours ago
Either that or some sick fucks of you here need to do some experimenting for all of us. For science.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 hours ago
I can see the headline now:
“World descending into World War III, meanwhile, obscure internet forum discovers horrible new way to diagnose illness”
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 hours ago
Because I guarantee you that it no longer tastes like pancakes.
BillyClark@piefed.social 18 hours ago
On second thought, maybe I don’t want tastebuds just inside my asshole.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
I never remember what I ate last night for dinner, unless I’ve had corn
Marthirial@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Or beets, which for the first 10 seconds you think you have Ebola… And then ah, yeah, the beets!
bearoftheisle@europe.pub 9 hours ago
I don’t think OOP has thought this one through, tasting things through my butt would be one of the last things I’d wish for
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
If our assholes had taste buds, you better believe there would be a whole category of dietary supplements aimed at making our shit taste good. Then there would be a backlash movement consisting of people who are proud to shit naturally and taste it.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
We already have an entire subset of people who are proud to eat shit.
Karl@literature.cafe 9 hours ago
You wouldn’t want to feel some sweet diarrhea?
jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
I already HATE smelling my coffee and asparagus through my pee. I would fucking hate tasting my food a 2nd time.
pno2nr@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
They’re even spicier when you put the pepper directly in your ass.
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 14 hours ago
Did you know your urethra can also taste spicy? Try sounding a Thai chili pepper!
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 14 hours ago
Rubbing one around the balloon knot is quite affective if penetration is too much for you.
texture@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
it took me a minute to decipher this, glad i hung in there
boogiebored@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
😩
enphurgen@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Easy fix, just put spicy peppers in your pancakes
texture@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
easier fix, just boof it
qualia@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Butt chugging: next season on Hot Ones.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 18 hours ago
Become gluten intolerant and your wish will become a reality.
TheHotze@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
So I’m scared to ask, but what do you mean your butt can taste spicy?
texture@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
people who dont have a built up tolerance to hot spice just plain love talking about how their butts feel.
Aljernon@lemmy.today 9 hours ago
I envy you that you’ve never taken a shit with your sphincter on fire and a tear rolling down your face
MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I like spicy things. I eat spicy things all the time. One time maybe 10 years ago I ate a “stinger” pie from a pizza place. It was a pizza with hot peppers and hot pepper oil. It was so spicy and so so good.
The events that occurred in the next 24 hours were something to behold. I was sitting on the toilet, sweating, shaking, and making my peace with God. It was an all day event. Full throttle.
Since then, my intestinal fortitude has been severely diminished. I have to be careful about eating things too spicy or it will mess me up. It’s like I built up a thick intestinal lining over years and years, and this one event tore down the walls. They were blasted out.
Life has not been the same.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 8 hours ago
The anus isn’t unique in having bodily reactions to irritants (capsaicin), people just don’t expect things to not break down fully after they’re ingested. No one talks about being surprised that your eye or nostril gets irritated if you have hot sauce on your fingers (nor would they be surprised by a burning sensation from hot sauce applied directly to butthole).
rapchee@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
if you eat spicy enough food, it will sting on the way out too
Echolynx@lemmy.zip 10 hours ago
People who need to eat more fiber and spices in their diet, most likely.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
This is generally true for most people, but no. When you eat really spicy food, especially something that actually has hot pepper seeds in it…it may be spicy on the way out, too.
fubarx@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Tried making spicy pancakes. Would NOT recommend.
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
I bet something like cinnamon, ginger, cloves, or mustard would work alright with pancakes.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 18 hours ago
Jalapeño and bacon pancakes are a thing.
IDontEvenGoHere@reddthat.com 16 hours ago
I’ve made pancakes with maple syrup and chili crisp and it was delicious! Highly recommend.
jambudz@lemmy.zip 19 hours ago
Kimchijeon, haemul pajeon, dosas. All very good things
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
mildly spicy okonomiyaki sounds great actually
nialv7@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Because spiciness is literally heat. Capsaicin, the spicy chemical, literally activates the heat receptors in your skin.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 18 hours ago
psst, it’s a joke
meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 18 hours ago
Who would do such a thing? Posting jokes in a shitposting community?
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 hours ago
With the power of lactose intolerance, you too can regret certain non-spicy foods! Its usually pretty immediate though
Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 hours ago
do you really wanna take a shit that’s hot and sticky and doughy?
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 hours ago
Knead me, baby
megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 hour ago
Spicy isn’t a taste or a smell, it is a sensation caused by the compounds lowering the threshold to activate of heat detecting nerves too below the ambient temperature of the human body.
Lots of other “flavors” are also like this, lowering the threshold of firing for certain sensory nerves. Sichuan pepper for instance, it lowers the threshold for movement sensing, causing the bizarre tingle waving sensation.
Those heat sensing compounds exist all over your body, not just in your mouth.