The Truth is Out There
Not with Trump it isn’t
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The Truth Is Out There
Submitted 9 hours ago by RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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j4yc33@piefed.social 1 hour ago
udon@lemmy.world 58 minutes ago
19% believe these two statistics
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
Rooster326@programming.dev 4 hours ago
Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
People are saying he met with Hillary Clinton in the woods when she lost in 2016 and he doesn’t have a US birth certificate.
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
Bigfoot would like to address your concerns. First of all Bigfoot only met with Hillary Clinton to discuss if America was ready for a cryptid in office and in 2016, America was just not ready.
Since then I have met with representatives from the DNC and it was decided my policies and imagine would be better accepted in a post-Trump Democracy. Bigfoot can promise federally legal marijuana laws and common sense abortion laws that put human females first.
As for Bigfoots US citizenship. I think there was some confusion since my address is a Redwood in the middle of Northern California. But I can assure you I was born here and the woodland creatures can provide evidence of that.
I think this opens up a conversation about recent ICE misconduct. Under my administration, I would rebuild ICE and DHS with stronger policies that would never allow the abuse e see today. After all my best friend Chupacabra immigrated here from Mexico, he has been a fine example for how immigrants can strengthen our economy and communities. Chupacabra went from scuttling amongst rocks and sucking on goats in Mexico to a entrepreneur in America in the real estate and investment sector.
I can promise you Bigfoot will stamp out corruption in 2028.
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 7 hours ago
Bigfoot is a 70s hippie who wants you to smoke grass and love one another.
I’d vote for Bigfoot.
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
Is approval is still at 40% . stupid cuntry
Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 hours ago
If Trump claimed he caught bigfoot, what percentage would believe him? 🤔
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
If my math is right, about 2%
lemmyseikai@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Not sure.
P(bigfoot|trump) = P(bigfoot and Trump)/P(trump)
If bigfoot and Trump are independent events then it’s just 14%
Otherwise we need to compute P(bigfoot and Trump) which is likely only possible to figure out with a survey or something.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
11%
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Did a recent poll come out? The last poll I saw in August 2025 (The Economist/YouGov) saw him at 31% total (page 29). A reduction to essentially 1/3 of that seems pretty farfetched.
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 7 hours ago
Yeah it seems wildly inflated to me honestly. But I guess it also depends where you are and who you interact with.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
saltesc@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I wish meme’s like this included a little footnote of sources. It’d ensure those that need to see it aren’t so dismissive.
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
We’re in shitpost. Sources should be banned here. This post is dangerously close to just more political shit, but bigfoot fortunately saves the day. We don’t need to get serious. In fact, being serious is the antihesis of shitposting.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Everything that comes out of Trump’s mouth is bullshit, And nobody has ever seen Bigfoot, so Ithis is an amusing valid comparison.
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Can we talk about Bigfoot, I’ve been dying to talk about Bigfoot
Bigfoot is one I lean more to it existing. There’s a lot of circus around the people looking for it, yes. But I’ve seen/heard enough accounts of interactions that do I believe there’s some common denominator it all.
Is there a smoking gun? No, but I do think the wilderness is wilder than we think. Like whatever is absolutely booking it along this cliff.
Then this one, definitely just a dude in a suit… doing a masterclass in practical effects? I don’t know. That’s not a small tree.
I think there’s a better chance of something big, smart, and strong bipedal in the woods than the WH for sure.
bizzle@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
I always believed in Bigfoot, but in kind of an impersonal way. I never really thought about it, but if guys asked you know I mean sure I believe. Prove it’s not out there. Kind of toward the skeptical side of belief. I’d never seen that footage though and now I especially believe in Bigfoot, holy shit dude that thing on the mountain is nuts
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 8 hours ago
What is it called if you’re sexually attracted to Bigfoot?
axexrx@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Grody.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 8 hours ago
Well whatever it’s called look at that ass.
LouNeko@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Normal
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 6 hours ago
Bigfoot got some cake
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
My parents unironically told me they know he’s untrustworthy and hope his election results in dissolution of the government, general anarchy, and eventually the second coming of Christ. We no longer talk.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Big Foot is probably a little smaller, too.
LodeMike@lemmy.today 8 hours ago
What’s the source on the first one?
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 minutes ago
What is the overlap ot the two groups?