Ash

@Ash@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“Glide Ratio Optimization in the Olympic Ski Jump via Cosmetic Penis Enlargement”⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Red bull gives you scha-wiiiiing!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“Glide Ratio Optimization in the Olympic Ski Jump via Cosmetic Penis Enlargement”⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Unlikely but possible is what I’m hearing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“Glide Ratio Optimization in the Olympic Ski Jump via Cosmetic Penis Enlargement”⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is making me think. Could you theoretically jump out of a plane without a parachute, but a wing suit and skis and successfully land on a downhill slope? If you are well endowed of course.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We tested a transport app that cost the public £4m against Google Maps⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good work. Less reliance on american shite, labour council doing something that benefits british people, using public funds to fund public benefitting programs. In Kent however under Reform they invented 40 million of savings and spent over one third of the cost to create this app (1.5million) on a single private car park for themselves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨£450m London development thrown into chaos by nesting peregrine falcons⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  MI6 install a falcon nest where the chinese want their new embassy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real Struggle 😔⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No word of a lie, I worked in a place where HR would print the company credit card statements, load the printed sheets back into the printer scanner, and email them to each employee individually from the copier.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Truth Is Out There⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you imagine if a big dumb illiterate humanoid with weird hair and terrible skin, and not potty trained, a tenuous grasp on language and no understanding of international politics, economy or business was in power in the whitehouse. That would be weird.