I have a colleague making close to twice my salary struggling with ITâŚbut heâs extremely skilled at his actual job.
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ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
borth@sh.itjust.works â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
But like⌠saving a PDF should not be considered IT lol
ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Yeah my bet is that the meme is facetious
FishFace@piefed.social â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
The fuck else is it? Did you come out your mommaâs vajayjay being able to save a pdf?
theparadox@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I overheard someone considerably high up in my organization struggling to understand the concept of an email BCC (Blind Carbon Copy).
He was trying to figure out how to notify a large number of people via email without letting them know who else was receiving the email.
Some things may fall under IT but they should really fall under the category of things every professional should understand.
TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
BCC is turning 50 years old next year.
fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Yup. The key is are they paid to save pdfs? Or are they paid to do other things?
I can save the shit out of some PDFs, but Iâve only ever made one sale in my entire life.
WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Are they paid to use the toilet to go to the bathroom or are they paid for other things? If theyâre paid for other things, they should shit on the floor wherever they happen to be and let the janitors handle that since theyâre the ones paid to clean things up.
GamingChairModel@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I liken it to a professional basketball player with a low free throw percentage. If theyâre still on the team and in the league despite missing 3 free throws a game, they must be really good at the other stuff.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Followed by listening to them complain about how they are struggling with money because of how much their cars are costing them. Meanwhile I canât even afford to learn to drive.
sunflower@lemmy.dbzer0.com â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Listening to the personal financial issues of people much wealthier than you is just the worst. I hate how this can distance me from some of my friends even.
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
We just got a new employee at work. She is in her 60s and 100% computer illiterate. I had to give her training on how to use a mouse and how to click on bookmarks to open our shared sheets. She somehow deleted everything on one sheet the first day, but shes getting better. She doesnât own any computers and her phone is some no name model from 12 years ago. Im kinda impressed shes made it this far.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Fucking up over and over really is the best way to learn how to use computers⌠I was lucky enough to go through that as a kid/teen so the consequences were pretty meaningless.
Camille_Jamal@lemmy.ca â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I had such a double take reading your username
I assume 1984 reference or is this a word used elsewhere I happened to learn from the book?
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I need to start faking computer illiteracy or at least downplaying my level of literacy. Employers notice how quickly I get computer-related tasks done, but then they expect that as my norm while my coworkers are struggling to use any device without a touch screen.
The last new hire I trained was in his mid-twenties and lacked basic tech literacy outside of the iPhone. I asked him to write up a quick protocol using a template I sent him. He typed the text of the Outlook file preview into notepad and went from there. I was baffled.
Tja@programming.dev â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Disgusting. At least use vim!
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Right? Any sane e-mail client allows you to open edits in your favorite text editor.
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Thatâs the youngest Iâve heard of someone like that. My grandpa was like that and in his 90s and I still thought he should get a computer for at least banking and stuff.
She must have been in her mid 40âs when the iPhone came out, thatâs young enough to be interested and learn about the tech. She must have just actively ignored it or refused out of principle or something.
can@sh.itjust.works â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
ieGod@lemmy.zip â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
She actually sounds like a treasure. Guide her well, and learn from her what you can.
imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Been under a team leader long time ago. She double clicked all web page links. It was the first time I have been silent while witnessing something so outrageous.
eatCasserole@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Me watching someone who makes three times my salary use Excel for graphic design.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
my dude, try having to do a job for someone who makes more that year than you will your entire life, and see them struggle with any simple task.
it doesnât matter the task. you will shit your gasket at the fact they will make more that year than you will your entire life, and you will not get a tip regardless. it will piss your nugget twice the flip fuck off.
PineRune@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
They donât make that kind of money by being smart. They make it by screwing over everyone else for profit.
DancingBear@midwest.social â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
No⌠Iâd rather go chill at the ymca
BanMe@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Dean at my college makes 4x my salary, he thinks I personally invented âVPNâ to confuse him and make his life difficult
varyingExpertise@feddit.org â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
It must be frustrating to think of oneself as king of the knowledge hill, only to be reminded by life all the time that, well, no. Of course they lash out.
Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Well, running with the analogy of a knowledge hillâŚnot everyone can be at the top of the hill, and nobody can remain at the top of the hill indefinitely, and there is likely another hill that is higher.
Try to find enjoyment at the top of your current hill, help others up, and look to the horizon for your next summit. Being angry about a job you chose, or performing it poorly, seems like you are only injuring yourself.
Tja@programming.dev â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Stupid brain surgeons, donât know how to save to pdf, I should make more money than them!
Lemminary@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I donât think I could trust a brain surgeon who canât save to pdf in this day and age.
Tinidril@midwest.social â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Ben Carson comes to mind. Right wing anti-vax freak who was formerly the director of neurosurgery at Johns Hopkins.
DevilsJaundice@europe.pub â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Yeah, I mean, itâs not exactly brain surgeryâŚ
Sunsofold@lemmings.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
If you are a surgeon but, in the year 2026, havenât learned âFile>Save AsâŚâ or âclick the little disk iconâ I doubt your competence to have learned anything else. Saving a file requires far less education and adaptability. I mean, itâs not exactly brain surgery.
Tja@programming.dev â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Exhibit A
Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
âWhatâs a disk?â â Recently graduated surgeon
Ash@piefed.social â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
No word of a lie, I worked in a place where HR would print the company credit card statements, load the printed sheets back into the printer scanner, and email them to each employee individually from the copier.
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Lamo. That sounds so much more difficult than justâŚâŚ emailing the statements off the bat. Iâm impressed!
WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Iâve heard of something like that happening because they werenât allowed to download pdfs from emails, but they were allow to directly send them to the printer.
derry@midwest.social â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Not to mention that damn AC vent blowing right on ya
DemBoSain@midwest.social â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I had a user come to me with a PDF issue my app was generating. They kept getting the document in landscape, and wanted it on portrait. They were the only user with this issue, and it stumped me. I checked the underlying code, and everything was set to portrait mode, except the last page, which contained a sketch and was set to landscape mode.
I asked him to show me exactly what he did when he made the PDF. Instead of just downloading the provided PDF, he had his system set to open it on Adobe Reader. He would then use a PDF printer (Microsoft, or cutePDF) to save the doc. His printer was set to landscape.
RepleteLocum@lemmy.blahaj.zone â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Everyone here is bashing in op, but when you have to help the 50eth person who clearly doesnât even understand the fundamentals of their job, with editing a word file even tho you already sent them the tutorial, it just gets to you. But I guess I did sign up for first level support.
untorquer@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Look, careers arenât about doing your job well, theyâre about being likeable whether or not youâre competent. If people like you youâll get paid more even if you canât figure out how to export a word document.
I agree wholeheartedly, OP doesnât deserve the bashing, meme is dead on. My daily experience.
starik@lemmy.zip â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
And you probably donât know how long chicken nuggets need to be in the fryer.
Boppel@feddit.org â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
tell it to me at the first day and i will. the thing is if you work with pdf you better know how to use pdf format. your competence should be part of the reason why you earn more. if your boss works with a computer for more than a year and still struggles itâs not a sign of âi donât need to know thatâ, but idgaf. these people never needed to climb a ladder hence they donât know shit about the environment in which they work and slow everybody else down.
starik@lemmy.zip â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
If someone needs to save pdfs on a regular basis, they remember how to do it. If not, they donât.
ieatpwns@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Iâm willing to bet the teach that day one and even have a single function button just for nuggets
starik@lemmy.zip â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Are you saying you donât know for sure? How much do you make? It better not be more than minimum wage
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
You would be right, I canât afford ultra processed foods. Root veg and grains for me with legumes if I am feeling fancy. Although I do have rosemary now because I pirated the plant.
Camille_Jamal@lemmy.ca â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Ah, have you seeded it yet?
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
depends
are they trying to export a PDF from Microsoft Word? because Microsoft makes that difficult nowadays
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Canât you just print and choose âprint to pdfâ as your âprinterâ?
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Yup, super difficult. Its not the default, so no one can find it.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
you can still do that
itâs buggier than it used to be, though
RamenDame@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Apparently then it is bad for formatting and reading apps for the visual impaired can not pick up sections when they have been pre assigned (but I didnât test just saw a real, need confirmation)
Jyek@sh.itjust.works â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Itâs really not⌠There are several pretty straightforward ways to do it and theyâre all pretty old standards. Save as > select PDF as the file type. Or if you have Adobe Reader/Acrobat installed, word has a button right under save as that says Save As Adobe PDF. Or you can print to PDF using the Adobe print function in the printers. Lastly windows has a built in PDF printer by default. All of these work pretty damn reliably. If you canât save a PDF from a word doc, itâs either your computer or you.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Youâre showing your privilege lol
When you save an office file to PDF and you are in a OneDrive environment, it doesnât save it locally - it saves it to the cloud, and then downloads it locally. itâs fucked up
Iâm not going to fault people for having trouble when the âsave this file as PDFâ option doesnt result in a PDF immediately in the save directory
WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Isnât it just alt+fea?
Camille_Jamal@lemmy.ca â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Control-s save as>pdf is how I do but Iâm not professional Iâm teen
Still seeing classmates open chrome, search âgoogleâ in the search bar, click the link, just to end where they started is infuriating as fuck
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Now combine this ordeal with getting them to properly sign the damn thing.
swelter_spark@reddthat.com â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I used to work at an office where all of our documents were kept electronically. A few of my coworkers couldnât figure out how to open any file type except pdf, so whenever I added documents to the system, Iâd convert anything else and add a pdf copy for them.
Another group of coworkers was infuriated by this, because they believed I was spending hours every day scanning a ton of paper documents unnecessarily, because I guess they didnât know any other way to create a pdf?
I ended up being called into a meeting with my manager to justify why I was wasting so much time scanning documents. I explained that I wasnât scanning anything, I was just opening files that we received in an electronic format and clicking âexport to pdfâ.
He was blamed me for none of the people who complained knowing how to do this. We were all administrative staff.
titanicx@lemmy.zip â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I hate techs that think like this. Shit i canât do a doctorâs job, I canât do an architects job. I donât expect them to do mine. In fact I want then to pay me all to do my job because they canât do it.
Fuck you. Do you job better then them and be worthy of your money
Echolynx@lemmy.zip â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Uh⌠the whole point of the meme is that you are being paid less than someone who knows less and does less than you.
diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Exactly!
DevilsJaundice@europe.pub â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
If saving a PDF is part of your job, then itâs not ITâs job.
ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I recently had a hard time explaining to a coworker that the âIncrease number of decimalsâ button in Excel doesnât work if you already exported to a CSV with only a decimal of precision. It worked on their end because they had the excel file, but I had the CSV. I managed to come up with a clever and innovative solution to the problem though; I gave up and worked on something else.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
There ya go.
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Yeah sucks when heâs the only guy giving you tasks and what else are you going to do?
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Excel is pretty awful software.
10-15 years ago it was good, but it just isnât anymore.
Zorque@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Considering it is being saved in another format, Iâd hardly consider this an excel problem.
CSV has existed since before personal computers, much less Microsoft office.
jaybone@lemmy.zip â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Thatâs actually pretty terrible. Can you load the csv and then save it again as an xls? Once itâs loaded, why does it care what the source format was?
Viceversa@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I think you misunderstood the problem.
Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
As soon as you convert from an .XLS file to a .CSV file, the data and sig figs used to display that data are saved while the math formulas used to calculate that data are erased.
This means that when you try to go from .CSV to .XLS, Excel doesnât know the original formula that created the data to then be able to display more decimal points. The formula is absolutely necessary to change sig figs of displayed data.
The only other way I can think of that would allow one to change sig figs in .CSV data is if the .XLS file was converted with like the maximum number of sig figs displayed, or letâs say 10-20. Then in a .CSV, you can modify the sig figs to something less, like 0-20.
But I want to say that if you save that file, where you original converted it with 10-20 sig figs but then changed them to 0-20, the .CSV overwrites the data and you lose the sig figs that you concatenated.