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Your name better be Caleb

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Submitted ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Damn Caleb, what’s your secret? Teach us your techniques!

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    • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      🍆

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      • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        Not entirely true. Size does matter, but also technique. My size is above the national average (Dutch) but the best (overwhelmingly positive) reviews I’ve got was for my cunnilingus techniques. A big dick is easier to pleasure with, but technique can reach a far higher level than just size can ever reach.

        In the post the rating for Caleb is the only one (visible) exceeding 10, overwhelmingly, so Caleb did more than just having a big dick.

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    • Tedesche@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      (sighs in Zemnian) Nein.

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  • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    damn, ok :(

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    • Pistcow@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Congrats for the ok weinering.

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    • zen@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s okay Quinn, I’d give you a second shot :)

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  • TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “The smiley face is when I go down on the guy.

    The smiley face with lashes is when the guy goes down on me.

    The circle is for when we have sex.

    The circle with the X is for when I have an orgasm.

    The house is when we do it inside

    and the grass is for outside…”

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    • ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So what’s the 💾 mean?

      🤣🤣

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      • TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Obviously, that one’s a keeper. 😉

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      • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        The 3½" floppy disc icon means he has the most important thing, the thing women crave, the thing that drives all women crazy with lust: a vast and meticulously organised collection of fully working computers and consumer electronics from the 80s and 90s.

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    • Parabola@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What, like in the back of a Volkswagen?

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  • 1984@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Im sorry, right under the black text, does it say “dack” as a name and its rated 9/10?

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  • serpineslair@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    She rates dudes like I rate beer.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What’s your Caleb?

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      • serpineslair@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It can only be Guinness.

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      • Lumisal@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Alcohol Free Kozel

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My bestie’s name is Caleb and, at least before he was married, he did pull a lotta tail.

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  • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s unreasonable to expect everyone to be a Caleb but if you’re a Sam you need to start doing research and practicing.

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    • BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I bet you so much money that Sam is cute enough that he does not have to worry about that.

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  • slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    All hail Sam for participation award.

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  • CodingCarpenter@lemmy.ml ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My original thought was baby names not dudes she’s fucked 🤷

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Two Matts on there. This is definitely about fucking.

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      • Syltti@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Two Matt’s with the same score. Damn.

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    • dil@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You’ve never seen the lists then, this is pretty much how they tend to look

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  • Rhaedas@fedia.io ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Caleb is probably a wish that isn't even going to happen with those numbers; better be more concerned about Ryan.

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s an eco-friendly alternative to a punch card customer loyalty program.

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  • three@lemmy.zip ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You can put any name you want to on a dating profile.

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    • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m gonna use the name “three.”

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      • three@lemmy.zip ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Wanna know why they call me three? 😏

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Best case : Oliver
    Worse case : Sam.

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    • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What about Caleb?

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      • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        it’s implied she’s cheating, at least be the loved boyfriend instead of the best cheating partner. IDFK, it’s a meme.

        I probably left out “if not caleb”

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  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    8/10 for Oliver is just outrageous, unless you’re an 87-year-old woman.

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    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oliver Clothesoff

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Thia makes me feel sick just looking at it 🫣

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