damn, ok :(
Your name better be Caleb
Submitted 21 hours ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 21 hours ago
Pistcow@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Congrats for the ok weinering.
zen@lemmy.zip 18 hours ago
It’s okay Quinn, I’d give you a second shot :)
TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
“The smiley face is when I go down on the guy.
The smiley face with lashes is when the guy goes down on me.
The circle is for when we have sex.
The circle with the X is for when I have an orgasm.
The house is when we do it inside
and the grass is for outside…”
ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
So what’s the 💾 mean?
🤣🤣
TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Obviously, that one’s a keeper. 😉
rmuk@feddit.uk 1 hour ago
The 3½" floppy disc icon means he has the most important thing, the thing women crave, the thing that drives all women crazy with lust: a vast and meticulously organised collection of fully working computers and consumer electronics from the 80s and 90s.
Parabola@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
What, like in the back of a Volkswagen?
1984@lemmy.today 6 hours ago
Im sorry, right under the black text, does it say “dack” as a name and its rated 9/10?
serpineslair@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
She rates dudes like I rate beer.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
What’s your Caleb?
Lumisal@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Alcohol Free Kozel
Kolanaki@pawb.social 21 hours ago
My bestie’s name is Caleb and, at least before he was married, he did pull a lotta tail.
Mac@mander.xyz 16 hours ago
It’s unreasonable to expect everyone to be a Caleb but if you’re a Sam you need to start doing research and practicing.
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
I bet you so much money that Sam is cute enough that he does not have to worry about that.
slothrop@lemmy.ca 20 hours ago
All hail Sam for participation award.
CodingCarpenter@lemmy.ml 17 hours ago
My original thought was baby names not dudes she’s fucked 🤷
ickplant@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Two Matts on there. This is definitely about fucking.
Syltti@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Two Matt’s with the same score. Damn.
dil@lemmy.zip 17 hours ago
You’ve never seen the lists then, this is pretty much how they tend to look
Rhaedas@fedia.io 21 hours ago
Caleb is probably a wish that isn't even going to happen with those numbers; better be more concerned about Ryan.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
It’s an eco-friendly alternative to a punch card customer loyalty program.
three@lemmy.zip 21 hours ago
You can put any name you want to on a dating profile.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Best case : Oliver
Worse case : Sam.OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
What about Caleb?
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
it’s implied she’s cheating, at least be the loved boyfriend instead of the best cheating partner. IDFK, it’s a meme.
I probably left out “if not caleb”
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 16 hours ago
8/10 for Oliver is just outrageous, unless you’re an 87-year-old woman.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
Oliver Clothesoff
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Thia makes me feel sick just looking at it 🫣
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
Damn Caleb, what’s your secret? Teach us your techniques!
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 hours ago
🍆
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 hour ago
Not entirely true. Size does matter, but also technique. My size is above the national average (Dutch) but the best (overwhelmingly positive) reviews I’ve got was for my cunnilingus techniques. A big dick is easier to pleasure with, but technique can reach a far higher level than just size can ever reach.
In the post the rating for Caleb is the only one (visible) exceeding 10, overwhelmingly, so Caleb did more than just having a big dick.
Tedesche@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
(sighs in Zemnian) Nein.