She rates dudes like I rate beer.
Your name better be Caleb
Submitted 2 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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serpineslair@lemmy.world 2 months ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What’s your Caleb?
Lumisal@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Alcohol Free Kozel
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
My bestie’s name is Caleb and, at least before he was married, he did pull a lotta tail.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Damn Caleb, what’s your secret? Teach us your techniques!
KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 2 months ago
As everyone has pointed out Caleb likely doesn’t have a big dick he just knows how to slowly build his erotic sensuality and authentic enthusiasm with proper cunnilingus.
Men overwhelmingly think women care about dick size, muscles, and cars than they actually do. That’s the secret to happiness homies. All that stuff does is get your attention from other men.
LESS GYM
EAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
You’re making the exact same point I’m making further in the replies to this post. I’m blessed size wise, but I’m the cunnilingus master.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
So what, you go up to girls and tell them you eat ass?
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
🍆
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Not entirely true. Size does matter, but also technique. My size is above the national average (Dutch) but the best (overwhelmingly positive) reviews I’ve got was for my cunnilingus techniques. A big dick is easier to pleasure with, but technique can reach a far higher level than just size can ever reach.
In the post the rating for Caleb is the only one (visible) exceeding 10, overwhelmingly, so Caleb did more than just having a big dick.
Tedesche@lemmy.world 2 months ago
(sighs in Zemnian) Nein.
TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“The smiley face is when I go down on the guy.
The smiley face with lashes is when the guy goes down on me.
The circle is for when we have sex.
The circle with the X is for when I have an orgasm.
The house is when we do it inside
and the grass is for outside…”
ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So what’s the 💾 mean?
🤣🤣
rmuk@feddit.uk 2 months ago
The 3½" floppy disc icon means he has the most important thing, the thing women crave, the thing that drives all women crazy with lust: a vast and meticulously organised collection of fully working computers and consumer electronics from the 80s and 90s.
TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Obviously, that one’s a keeper. 😉
Parabola@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What, like in the back of a Volkswagen?
Mac@mander.xyz 2 months ago
It’s unreasonable to expect everyone to be a Caleb but if you’re a Sam you need to start doing research and practicing.
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I bet you so much money that Sam is cute enough that he does not have to worry about that.
CodingCarpenter@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
My original thought was baby names not dudes she’s fucked 🤷
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Two Matts on there. This is definitely about fucking.
Syltti@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Two Matt’s with the same score. Damn.
dil@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
You’ve never seen the lists then, this is pretty much how they tend to look
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
you can tell it’s not dudes she fucked because the scores are so high
spirinolas@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Don’t ever change 🥹
slothrop@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
All hail Sam for participation award.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
I want to know what all the emojis mean. Clearly each has a meaning, and some have a few, indicating she has intimate knowledge of something.
TeddE@lemmy.world 2 months ago
For example, Oliver has magic hands
Rhaedas@fedia.io 2 months ago
Caleb is probably a wish that isn't even going to happen with those numbers; better be more concerned about Ryan.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Can I have calebs phone number?! For a friend
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s an eco-friendly alternative to a punch card customer loyalty program.
three@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
You can put any name you want to on a dating profile.
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 months ago
At least Ryan can get her off.
Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah, but he’s no Caleb.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Dam im only a 6?
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
I’m smudged and illegible, probably because I’m disgusted that people can be like this.
1984@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Im sorry, right under the black text, does it say “dack” as a name and its rated 9/10?
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Best case : Oliver
Worse case : Sam.OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What about Caleb?
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
it’s implied she’s cheating, at least be the loved boyfriend instead of the best cheating partner. IDFK, it’s a meme.
I probably left out “if not caleb”
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
8/10 for Oliver is just outrageous, unless you’re an 87-year-old woman.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Oliver Clothesoff
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Thia makes me feel sick just looking at it 🫣
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
why?
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Something about the Caleb entry when weighed up against everything else. If he’s that amazing, just stay with him! Guy taking the photo is cooked.
Then again, the whole thing is presumably fake, for the meme.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
damn, ok :(
Image
Pistcow@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Congrats for the ok weinering.
zen@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
It’s okay Quinn, I’d give you a second shot :)
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Hey, remember, 5/10 isn’t bad, it’s average!
Jyek@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
No the average is much much higher than 10 out of 10 all because of Caleb.