Submitted 13 hours ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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A picture of a guy on a bicycle taken from a window. The roads are covered in snow and the weather looks cold and miserable. Caption reads “This dude has to be either going to get weed or pussy.”
Unfortunately this is me this winter. I have an ebike but no car, and my commute is 1h 15m every morning and evening in Minneapolis. I’m scraping by but the money for a car hasn’t come together so I’m trying to get warm gear together. It sucks.
Get this person some weed and/or pussy they need it
I actually do get a lot of both tbf
That seat tho! Never seen anything like it, is it comfortable? Almost looks like a custom mold of a butt haha
EXTREMELY comfortable. Idk it was at Walmart. Just replaced the stock seat with it.
HEY GUYS, CHRIS^tina^ FIX HERE, and today I’m gonna show you how to bundle for winter cycling!
That does indeed suck. I hope you can stay warm this winter.
Weed or pussy? Well now I feel like a chump for doing that shit for school or work
Or its Luigi on his way to a healthcare CEO
Weed? Not likely. This is more like “im sweating and shitting and need at least a bump.”
-Former opiate addict that has literally rode a bike in a blizzard to score. Like pictured.
Counterpoint: This could very well be a picture of me from any snowstorm in Calgary when I was a teenager who'd do anything for weed. But there would be 3-4 times as much snow.
I used to drive an hour in whiteout blizzards to get to my plug. In the ditches once or twice on that, but thanks to a handy wrecker, back on the road before my last bowl runs out.
What if… Pussy full of weed? Eh? 😏
That’s very bad for the pussy, please don’t do that
Me going to school back in the day.
But that’s not a hill? What were you, rich?
It was uphill both ways due to a valley between me and the school funnily enough.
Pretty common in Montréal…
Pussy and weed?
My cool Canadian girlfriend.
Say less, everything I hear what makes me want to move there more and more. Say how do they feel about Newfoundlanders who speak French at a third grade level over there
I have been that dude. For both things! Both utterly fucking stupid at the time. But one of them was damn worth the trouble!
Also, cigarette runs when I smoked. Thankfully I quit smoking years ago.
To be fair, it’s probably safer to bike in the snow than to drive. If you get stuck, you can just pick it up and if you hit something you aren’t that heavy.
And if you fall off, you land on snow. Soft, powdery snow… /s
Not if there are cars nearby
I have to inform you that you can still rip a huge piece of skin from your knee.
Oh! The weather outside is fucky And I want to sing with Ally But no matter if you love me so… Get some snow, get some snow, get some snow!
Maybe his weed-dealed boss is forcing him back into the office but he knows his thicc goth coworker will be right in that cubicle with him
That better be the best fucking pussy
All pussy is the best when it’s offered to you
No, that’s mario’s green brother going to Central Park, nothing to see here, move along.
That’s just how I get to/from work lol
Shrooms outside is amazing…
The place where I live still had snow 10 years ago. :(
We still get some for a couple of days per year. Which is enough, really.
On his way home from a second or third job at food service that refused to close despite the storm and had no customers.
Is snacks
No lights on their bike as far as I can see. 50/50 odds they die.
I really don’t get it, even the shittiest $2 lights make a huge difference. I’ve seriously considered buying a bunch to keep in my bag and just hand them out.
And the worst are electric scooters that have nice, built-in lights and people still don’t turn them on.
There was a year or so where the lights of electric bikes was both very, very bright and pointed at people’s faces. That was not helpful, safety-wise.
OK, but why not both?
I don’t know how I know but this is drugs, for sure.
Been there.
We’re the same.
Being sober during a snow storm is a wasted snow storm
One of my long standing traditions say- when there’s a blizzard, and society shuts down due to the snow, that’s when I bring out the LSD, a good steel pipe hidden in my vest, a backpack with beer and weed, some music, and go a-hiking through the snowy cityscape under the fucking influence.
Some majestic moments to be had.
Two dollars
I understood that reference.
Great reference!
Lol. Fucking southerners in winter…
stop making fun of me I’m dieing out here :((
I only own 1 pair of pants and it’s a low of 36°
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 12 hours ago
You just know that this was posted by an USAmerican because thats just how i get to work when it snows in Germany.
NotSteve_@piefed.ca 12 hours ago
Yeah, this isn't that abnormal in Canada either lol. I guess the one thing is that normally winter bikers have fat tires
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 11 hours ago
I still use fairly thin ones, but they are very spiky.
titanicx@lemmy.zip 10 hours ago
Most aren’t riding BMX bikes.
Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I saw a guy cross country skiing downtown after a huge snow and thought that was pretty funny
LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
I was gonna say this would be an ideal commute for about 1/3 of the year
SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
I bemoan that the bus bike racks we use in Toronto aren’t wide enough for fat tire bikes, so I have to use a regular-tire bike
TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Probably someone who lives in the southern US, where it rarely snows. This wouldn’t be unusual for someone living in many northern states, especially those around the great lakes. But to a southerner, this might as well be a different planet. They will close schools and businesses even for relatively light snow in the South. It frightens and bewilders them.
Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
We rarely get snow in Texas; we get a solid sheet of ice that covers everything. The city also doesn’t plow, and nobody has snow tires because it’s only going to be a day or two.
Yeah, southern drivers don’t know how to drive (in or out of snow, really), but places like Denver and Dallas have such different experiences that it’s not really fair to compare them. It’d be like mocking Alaskins because they’re miserable in 90°F; they don’t have the AC to handle what is incredibly mild weather to me.
SupraMario@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
The issue with “snow” in the south isn’t the snow part. It’s the ice. Southern snows usually happen when it’s warm enough to melt the first bit of snow then it drops to freezing temps and the roads turn to sheets of ice. That and the majority in the south don’t have winter tires, they run all seasons because when it does snow, it lasts just a few days at most. Why risk lives when it’s just a few days.
Rhaedas@fedia.io 9 hours ago
You're right about it being different. That's why the argument of driving in snow doesn't hold up. Driving in snow that stays crunchy snow *IS easy. Northerners who have that as well as plowing equipment think it's easy because it is for them.
The temperatures are another thing. They can keep them. Not a fan of negative numbers, regardless of which scale is used. Definitely not F, nope.
hateisreality@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
They have no ice combat infrastructure they can deploy. There was a storm about ten years ago and the roads froze the night before in an area with great winter prep. I slid home barely on a straight road 2 miles took 45 min, in an area where they can handle that. In the south they’ve got no chance.
FerretyFever0@fedia.io 12 hours ago
I live in Alabama, and it used to snow a lot less. Climate change is definitely having some effects. Still freaks people out though.
Osan@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
If this how the outside of my window looked in the middle east, a national emergency has probably been declared with hundreds dead or lost and the military dispatched to the streets.
FishFace@piefed.social 4 hours ago
Everywhere with an Atlantic climate doesn’t have the equipment to deal with this. I tried riding my bike in the snow, and besides being slippy in places my gears got clogged and wouldn’t shift properly, and my glasses got covered in snow so I couldn’t see well.
Not worth it.
Anivia@feddit.org 8 hours ago
I am also from Germany and could have posted this. I have never seen anyone ride his bicycle under these conditions here