The spiders have their corners in my house. Doesn’t bother me. They eat the pesky flying insects that like to fly in my face.
mercy merci
Submitted 2 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Spider bro.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Spider bro
They can’t look extraordinarily deadly though if they don’t wanna be taken outside - any daddylonglegs lookers are 100% safe to corner chill
kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
This take could swing from normal all the way to unhinged depending on the number and size the spiders
LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Distant cackling
BurgerBaron@piefed.social 2 months ago
Same here, although they’re not catching much of the current infestation of Maple/Boxelder bugs.
I like their look and dopey panicked movements when they notice you watching them, but the cute looks get old when there’s 20 sunbathing on the wrong side of the kitchen window.
Seleni@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The only spiders I’ve seen want to eat those are cellar spiders, and even that seems reluctant on their part lol. Guess they really taste horrible or something.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I have off-limits places: where I sleep and in the shower. If I can’t reach them and they’re there… unfortunately they get the hand vac. Otherwise, it’s time to bring out and index card and Dedicated Spider Cup. It’s outside if it’s not winter, and basement if it’s winter.
Jeremyward@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I got some plants over wintering in the garage, and the spider bros have been keeping down the tiny flies that came in the trees. ❤️🕷️
marcos@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hum… I tried to maintain that philosophy until they attracted a wanderer that I was unable to get rid of for 2 days until it ate all the spiders. Also, one of them attacked me, what wasn’t a big issue, but I prefer not to happen again.
Now I kill them all.
Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 2 months ago
beveradb@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I love that the bear also uses a cup and napkin 😂
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
stevedice@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Wow, he deported the spider. Unbelievable.
MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
That’s cold… as ICE
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 months ago
And someone way down here loses someone dear ! 🎶
meco03211@lemmy.world 2 months ago
While I try to let them chill for the most part, the eight legged bastard that descended from the ceiling in the middle of the room to just eye level with me got clapped like a bitch.
bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
That guy is the reason why all spiders get the impediment of the doubt from me.
Zomg@piefed.world 2 months ago
There all good, until I notice them. That's my policy
ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I had one plop off the ceiling onto my shoulder while I was working a few weeks ago. Took a pic and sent it to my daughters to remind them spiders are our friends and then took him off my shoulder and put him on the ground.
My philosophy… if he’s surviving in my house, he’s eating bugs and providing a service.
buttnugget@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I aspire to never be this pathetic.
FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 2 months ago
All the spiders in my house got names… The are all namens Gunter!
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Funny, I expect all penguins to have that name.
NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 2 months ago
Killing spiders is a scam by big fly/mosquito/insert insect of choice.
Zerush@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Second, find a take-away container, scoop the spider into the container
What, like an excavator?
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 months ago
FUCK THAT
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
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chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 2 months ago
House-dwelling spiders are usually adapted to life inside the house (likely cave-dwelling species). Their survival rate outside is not very good.
stray@pawb.social 2 months ago
Maybe it depends on where you live, but I always find the same spiders living in gardens or on the side of a shed or something, so I’ve never been worried about that except in winter.
pulsewidth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Does not apply so much in warm weather countries. All the spiders that come into our house are also easily found loving life outside (Australia). I just gently move them out, except daddy long-legs, generally let some of them stay as pest control.
chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ahhh okay. I live in Canada and I frequently see spiders roaming my house when it’s well below freezing outside. I’m pretty confident they will not survive out in the snow.
notthebees@reddthat.com 2 months ago
wolf spiders not so much
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Also you do NOT want to face an all spider jury one day.
Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 months ago
You have the right to be judged by a jury of your fears.
Typhoon@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
96 eyes all judging me.
eldain@feddit.nl 2 months ago
That’s really cute until you apply the “alive in wrong space at wrong time” philosophy to cockroaches and termites. Clean your house and keep the local wildlife outside.
Chakravanti@monero.town 2 months ago
Spiders eat those things. That guy up there called those eating meat hypocrites but they’re a little off missing this fact.
People who save spiders and eat do it because they’re not hypocrites. They respect their own kind.
Zerush@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I would have thought a spider was impossible to pet had I not seen this. Chill little fella.
Zerush@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Jumping spiders are very nice pets, a lot of people have it as such. They are smart enough to recognise their owner and even to learn tricks.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Obligatory “Read Children Of Time if you love jumping spiders” comment
Zerush@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Children Of Time is not so wrong, jumping spiders naturally in their current size cant evolve to an complex tecnologic society, but it’s true that they have an astounding intelligence for an so minuscule beeing, capable to planning different strategies to catch their prey, a good sight and perfect aware of an 3D environment. They know exactly what they are doing. Called also cats with 8 legs.
Dicska@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You have to jump this high to be let inside
Hirom@beehaw.org 2 months ago
I started releasing rather than killing spiders after reading “Blade Runner: Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?”
In that future, most animals have disappeared and people consider the sight of a spider as an extraordinary thing. Sparing a single spider might be vain, but it feels right knowing insect/spider population is quickly decreasing.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Except moskito and fly.
StopSpazzing@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It says not bothering anyone.
Fugit@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
If they survive my cats, rather than kicking them out, I catch and dispatch them inside the house. They more than deserve it.
technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
If you upvoted and you eat meat, then you’re an extreme hypocrite.
heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
After a shower a giant crab spider dropped out of my towel, instinctually I knew only one of us would leave that bathroom alive.
But little jumping spiders are my buddies
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Huntsman spiders are a special case. I don’t think I would do well with a tarantula in my bathroom while I’m naked either.
Xanthrax@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I understand the metaphor, but I think we as men are the spiders.
Professorozone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Spiders do not deserve this mercy. Kill on sight.
ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Spiders are keeping your house free of bugs that will eat your food if they find it. They’re working hard and get little thanks.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My mom taught me growing up to deal with spiders like this. She proudly told me how her dad had taught her to do it. Now she’s nearly 90 and when she sees a spider she’s like KILL THAT FUCKIN THING!!!*
FosterMolasses@leminal.space 2 months ago
Spiders are more like ICE, they invade your home
(I don’t mind if they squat in the basement tho)
RadicalCandour@startrek.website 2 months ago
This brings up a lot of guilt I have for killing so many spotted lantern flies. I hate that it’s so necessary
lib1@hexbear.net 2 months ago
Question for the science side of Lemmy: Does putting a spider outside ever hurt the spider? Like if it’s too cold or something?
harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Spiders are friends. I will terminate any centipedes found inside my house, though. The bastardly kind, not the house centipedes.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
If a human was knitting gross, sticky white shit on my wall, I think I’d kill them too.
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 1 month ago
Spiders don’t have human rights.
Tessa9999@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I love spiders
1984@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Exactly. Why do people think killing the spider is what you should do? If they do that, they also cant complain if someone kills them for no reason.
phpinjected@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
symptoms of being a masochist
Nightlight17776@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
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stray@pawb.social 2 months ago
I’m sorry, spider, but it’s this or the mercy of the cats.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
There ain’t no mercy where the purr comes from
Valmond@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Or the sink run.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
You rather die now?
howrar@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Starlight tour, but for spiders.