Nah we don’t have a common enemy, you couldn’t accept my taste for pineapples, I will not start being best buddies with you just because you think there’s someone with a worse taste, you’ll just use me to attack them and when there are no more kiwi pizza lovers you’ll go back to attacking me, the pineapple pizza lover. Either grow up and accept people like different flavors than you, or the pineapple kiwi pizza alliance will make you’ll taste flavor combos you wish could go back to hell where they came (this is an allegory to queers who want to exclude queers more “flamboyant” than them so that the heteros can leave them alone)
Grab your pitchforks
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argarath@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
SaraTonin@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Also “LGB drop the T”. Once all the trans people are in camps, who do you think they’re coming for next, LGBs?
scrohawk@reddthat.com 10 hours ago
I’m convinced.
dan69@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Woah I’m not that gung ho, I’d like to try this first.
i_ben_fine@midwest.social 7 hours ago
real pizza fan
dan69@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I’m not pizza racist. I just won’t eat deep dish consistently
rumba@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
I’d like to see the fruit chunked into smaller bits, a little think/charred red onion, some matchstick peppers, oregano and basil, maybe a light grate of lime zest.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 10 hours ago
Fuck it, I will stand with the kiwi pizza people. Pass me a slice and I will see what I think.
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 32 minutes ago
I agree. Can’t knock it until I try it.
irelephant@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
LadyButterfly@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
This is a breach of the Geneva Convention
Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
I’d fr love to try this. Im down with lots of pizza. Of course everyone on lemmy is discriminating, yall love to talk about how open minded you are, but just add some fruit to a pizza and witness the discrimination.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
You can pry my kiwizza from my cold, dead hands.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 8 hours ago
My daughter and wife both made the appropriate horrified, shocked face when I showed them this.
Personally, as long as I can have my deep pan, spicy beef x2, spicy pork x2, spicy sausage x2, doner meat x2, peperonni, fresh chilli, and jalapeno pizza I don’t care what other people have on theirs. My wife likes sweetcorn and pineapple, and knowing this I still married her.
ccunning@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’d try it…
TheRealKuni@piefed.social 1 day ago
Yeah seriously, kiwi is fantastic, pizza is fantastic, kiwi on pizza? Probably fantastic. If it’s like pineapple it’ll caramelize when it cooks.
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
People that legitimately judge people based on their pizza topping preferences are on the same level of emotional intelligence as those who refuse friendships with people who root for a rival sports team
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 11 hours ago
It’s torches and pitchforks time people.
LadyButterfly@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I’ve no clue why you’ve been downvoted twice for your amusing comment
Tattorack@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Why? This fits under the pineapple on pizza category. It’s exactly the same concept. At least now you get to feel how everyone feels about pineapple on pizza. :V
Soup@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
I don’t love pineapple on pizza, personally, but you’re ao right that this is just a pineapple hater thibking that the people who do love it would actually give a fuck like they do.
“I hate you and so you must hate me! Let’s hate this new thing together!”
“Umm…no I just think you’re weird and ignore you.”
coffee_nutcase207@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I love Hawaiian BBQ Pizza.
Thorry@feddit.org 1 day ago
I’m a huge fan of sweet and savoury in the same dish. Pineapple on pizza is great, but there are a lot of dishes from South-Asia that combine unique flavours. One of my favourites is rice with a yellow curry sauce with raisins and peach slices on the side. There can even be nuts in the rice to mix it up some.
People need to step outside of their food comfort zone and try out different things.
TheRealKuni@piefed.social 1 day ago
People need to step outside of their food comfort zone and try out different things.
I agree! My rule is, generally, if someone likes it there’s something about it worth liking. I can’t always find that thing (sometimes for genetic reasons, like cilantro and, I suspect, very hoppy beers), but I’m always willing to try.
This isn’t only true of food, by the way. Music is another place this is true. If you can find why people appreciate a type of music, you can usually learn to appreciate it even if you didn’t at first.
Ardyssian@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Sweet and Sour Pork
Lemon Chicken Rice
etc.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Barbeque sauce is like half sugar
tamal3@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
I’ve never tried roasted kiwis, but roasted peaches are absolutely delicious. What about peach pizza?
klemptor@startrek.website 22 hours ago
I’ve had that - peach, prosciutto, and burrata with a balsamic glaze on a white pie. Delicious.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
i’ve had peach prosciutto and provolone with the balsamic glaze and it was amazing. i’m now angry peach season is over.
TechyTochy@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
You are all banned from entering Italy. I will personally deport you all and put your asses in a reeducation camp.
This is tribalism, pure unadulterated satanic ritualistic shit. If jesus was here he would be crying now.
Lupus@feddit.org 1 day ago
I love salami, capers and banana on a pizza, don’t judge if you haven’t tried it!
logicbomb@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yeah, I have no problems if you honestly give something a try and don’t like it. But the people who judge without trying are acting like small children. I’m not sure why anybody gives their uninformed opinions the time of day.
inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Controversial but I can’t help but be curious…
snooggums@piefed.world 1 day ago
I will absolutely judge anything before I try it. A best guess before trying is perfectly fine as long as it is updated after trying.
My experience with trying brussel sprouts as a kid was that they were terrible, just mushy and bland. As an adult I had roasted and properly seasoned brussel sprouts that were fantastic. It is important to be able to judge before, after, and revise based on new knowledge!
In this case I have had sweet fruit on pizza and my judgement is that I would probably like kiwi fresh, but not as leftovers.
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Idk about banana and capers, but salami is a somewhat standard pizza topping
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
I feel like I’m the only one with no strong opinion either way about pineapple on pizza.
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I’m with you. I’d never order a Hawaiian but if you put one in front of me I totally be happy with it.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
there’s a place nearby that does a fantastic bacon and pineapple. perfect size bacon crumbles, crushed pineapple instead of chunks or tidbits. fuck now i want one and i’m not supposed to eat that without beer, doctor’s orders.
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 19 hours ago
It is named Hawaiian, because he used a brand of pineapple called Hawaiian, was created in Ontario Canada. Portland Oregon already had papaya and pineapple pizza.
uawarebrah@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Nah I wanna try that I love kiwis
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
a kiwi strawberry dessert pizza sounds fantastic
MoonRaven@feddit.nl 1 day ago
… I’d try it…
PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
I wouldn’t try it but whatever floats your boat. Who the fuck am I to tell someone what they should eat and like? Matter of fact, who the fuck are you?
SoloCritical@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
I wouldn’t try it
Not very “PieMePlenty” of you.
JamBandFan1996@lemmy.ml 19 hours ago
I mean, I’d try it, I love pineapple pizza but wouldn’t expect to
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 1 day ago
Genuinely I think this would be more enjoyable than pineapple on pizza. It’s not that I hate pineapple on pizza, I just hate pineapple in general.
Signtist@bookwyr.me 1 day ago
Yeah, I hate kiwis (the fruit), so I wouldn’t eat this, but I love pineapples on pizza, so I’d imagine it’d taste good for people who like kiwis.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Nah, I don’t judge people based on their food preferences.
TopsickPilgrim@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
What about cannibals?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
it’s not the eating other people i judge, it’s the methods of acquisition
Lemminary@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Dinner with a Cannibal: The Complete History of Mankind’s Oldest Taboo Hardcover by Carole A Travis-Henikoff (2008) is a great read ;)
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 day ago
New Zealand style pizza: kiwi, chicken, and mutton as toppings. Guaranteed to make the new Zealander in your life very angry you attributed this to them
Nomecks@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
You don’t peel kiwis before putting them on pizza COME ON
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Fuck yeah - I love to floss and pizza!
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 19 hours ago
Do you mean kiwi skin? Or you talking about something else?
Kalon@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I thought pickles would be the new controversy, but this raises thing to a new level.
ccunning@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I mean pickled jalapeños are great (especially with pineapple) on pizza so it makes sense that something similar for folks that don’t like the heat would be tasty too
hOrni@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Nah, man. Pickles are an established thing on pizza. At least in my parts of the world. Try a pizza with kielbasa, onions and pickles if You get the chance.
snooggums@piefed.world 1 day ago
I've had a hamburger pizza that had hamburger, onions, pickles cooked on and then lettuce added after kind of like a taco pizza. The pickles worked well as part of the whole package, but would probably be overwhelming as a single topping.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 19 hours ago
thats alot of kiwi on a pizza.
airbornestar@lemmy.zip 19 hours ago
Does that make it an Australian pizza?
Sp00kyB00k@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I am waiting for the Aussies to agrily reply to this one.
stevedice@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Hell, nah. Pineapple and kiwi on pizza are the same category.
Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Yeah i struggle to see how this is any different
ApplyingAutomation@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
FFS let people eat what they want in peace.
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
I am up voting both your comment and the pizza crimes one, because in practice I agree with you (and personally like pineapple but hate pepperoni, sausage, and olives) I do enjoy faux rage about it too.
DerArzt@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Feel free to hate me then. My favorite pizza for a while was topped with