Dayzie
Time to make your decesion
Submitted 5 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 months ago
xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
me too, i like the way women smell…
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Dayzie
Wes4Humanity@lemm.ee 5 months ago
This is the correct answer… As long as there’s no patchouli in it… That shit smells awful
lurklurk@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I used to sit next to someone like Hannah in an open plan office. She was lovely. Really happy and excited for her future.
clutchtwopointzero@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I would be just concerned because she might soon go to maternity leave and it is not clear who would cover for her during her absence
lurklurk@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I guess I’m spoiled because I don’t understand how this becomes an issue?
If someone leaves for parental leave (or quits) and you’re now more understaffed some less important things won’t get done. It’s kind of the company’s problem to have the staff it needs. If you suddenly have to do two full jobs for one salary, you’re kinda getting scammed.
FelixCress@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Yeah, I hated her.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Kinda wanna have Susan in your corner, tbf.
pseudo@jlai.lu 5 months ago
I get to work in an actual office (*_*) with walls?
Also… Wallace.AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
What is all natural body deodorant? Also, anybody but Susan.
BambiDiego@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Either no deodorant, or something that doesn’t work that says it works, but it definitely doesn’t.
wieson@feddit.org 5 months ago
A déodorant that’s made from more organic ingredients.
For example Cocos oil and soda. In my experience it has been streets ahead of a commercial déodorant. It allows me to sweat but eliminates all smell, even when applying after I’ve already started to sweat.
Trilobite@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Lewis for sure we can have competitions
Malfeasant@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I’ve been there. My opponent ended up kneeling before me and admitting defeat.
Trilobite@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I think he was half way gassed out not kneeling
Cypher@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The only rule; first to shit themselves loses
Trilobite@lemm.ee 5 months ago
No way the first to shit themselves wins
Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
Ah the scenarios we are forced to imagine with back to office mandates. I’ll go with Dayzie because we have similar ideologies about deodorant and I can’t wait for someone to complain to Susan so I can be oppositionally defiant.
Delphia@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I eat an insanely high protein diet and I crossfit regularly… “I’m not locked in here with you, You’re locked in here with me!”
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Dayzie obviously
Skyline969@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
I’d share an office with Brice only so I could steal his lunch every day, open it, and dump it into a sealed trash can.
Agent641@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Uno reverse challenge: It’s your job to allocate two of these people to the same office, and if one of them quits, you get that office to yourself. Which two do you pair up for the fastest quit and why?
MonkRome@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’m not sure id have a problem with any of these honestly.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 5 months ago
What an HR thing to say
MonkRome@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I mean, going on no information but one data point. Certainly hr is up there on odds to have some issues, but I’m at a work place were people generally get along well.
Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
Caleb, easy choice. Like do you know how great CrossFit is for you? Dude you don’t even equipment! Just start…
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Honestly I was full go on Caleb as well from the start.
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He’s motivated and energetic (qualities I want in the atmosphere surrounding me, keeps the energy going and hopefully keeps mine up as well.
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If your going to be casual friends with the person you work directly with them practicing healthy habits encourages the idea that if we eat together at lunch or anything… I likely won’t be eating shitty food all the time, but rather a health conscious diet at lunch. Possibly small snacks throughout the day which is awesome to have snacks.
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If you make friends with your coworker, those are the things that are being dragged into our hangouts outside of work, or possibly the motivation to also hit the gym or what not before work and get started early.
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As a single person, the people that Caleb interacteds with at the gym and they are interested in hanging out with outside of work are likely going to be also health conscious/active. So if I am going to meet someone through our friends group… a health conscious, active woman sounds like something I would prefer because I prefered those things in my 8-5 already.
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DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Jacksepticeye
MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Tough crowd. I would go with the farter. Everyone farts.
DrDeadCrash@programming.dev 5 months ago
But not everyone is known for it…
MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 months ago
True the rest are just better at hiding/holding them.
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I would get Shiloh but I bet he talks in math and buzzes like a fridge
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Dayzie or Wallace. They both seem pretty easy.
4oreman@lemy.lol 5 months ago
definitely not susan
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
Lewis or Wallace. or both, so I can have fun hearing them fight
abbadon420@lemm.ee 5 months ago
You shouldn’t steal memes from the meme museum
Evotech@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Definitely Wallace
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
When Wallace croaks ya got your own office
Hannah’s happiness and optimism would probably be good for me but could also backfire hard
proudblond@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I think Hannah would be okay unless she turns into a bridezilla. Not because I’d be involved but because I’m guessing bridezillas are probably deeply unhappy people that take their misery out on others.
rumba@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
I’ll take Hannah, Shiloh, Caleb or Wallace, and some noise canceling headphones.
OceanSoap@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
100% Hanna, this isn’t even a hard choice.
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Disturbing lack of DEI on this meme
tino@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I wear all-natural deodorant too. It’s microwaved-tuna flavoured.
Valmond@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Anyone but Susan.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I know this is a joke but most of these seem fine to me
tpihkal@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Now tell me why you’re on this list?
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I’m like 100