Submitted 3 days ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Anyone but Brice, tbh.
It says “is like 100”, not “is 100”, so that just means something like > your own age * 1.33
I think the “engaged” one is just a different version of the CrossFit meme.
Shiloh looks like she’d be the most fun to hang with.
Wallace or Susan. Almost every place I’ve been HR is the freakiest of the groups and generally doesn’t care. (And yes that’s annecdotal and I’m sure there will be others who say they’re the worst)
Until you make a non offensive joke, but still end up going to sensitivity training
Jacksepticeye
what’s wrong with microwaving tuna?
Hello Brice, we all went to the pub after work but we didn’t invite you.
I’ll tell Susan
I know this is a joke but most of these seem fine to me
Now tell me why you’re on this list?
I’m like 100
Wallace is my boy! We ride or die together!
I can’t fucking stand the zeal today’s youth has for life.
Tough crowd. I would go with the farter. Everyone farts.
But not everyone is known for it…
True the rest are just better at hiding/holding them.
Uno reverse challenge: It’s your job to allocate two of these people to the same office, and if one of them quits, you get that office to yourself. Which two do you pair up for the fastest quit and why?
definitely not susan
I get to work in an actual office (*_*) with walls?
Also… Wallace.
What is all natural body deodorant? Also, anybody but Susan.
Either no deodorant, or something that doesn’t work that says it works, but it definitely doesn’t.
A déodorant that’s made from more organic ingredients.
For example Cocos oil and soda. In my experience it has been streets ahead of a commercial déodorant. It allows me to sweat but eliminates all smell, even when applying after I’ve already started to sweat.
Ah the scenarios we are forced to imagine with back to office mandates. I’ll go with Dayzie because we have similar ideologies about deodorant and I can’t wait for someone to complain to Susan so I can be oppositionally defiant.
I eat an insanely high protein diet and I crossfit regularly… “I’m not locked in here with you, You’re locked in here with me!”
I’m not sure id have a problem with any of these honestly.
What an HR thing to say
I mean, going on no information but one data point. Certainly hr is up there on odds to have some issues, but I’m at a work place were people generally get along well.
Lewis or Wallace. or both, so I can have fun hearing them fight
Dayzie obviously
I’ll take Hannah, Shiloh, Caleb or Wallace, and some noise canceling headphones.
Shiloh because I fuck with anyone down with Gary Numan.
100% Hanna, this isn’t even a hard choice.
Disturbing lack of DEI on this meme
I’d share an office with Brice only so I could steal his lunch every day, open it, and dump it into a sealed trash can.
I wear all-natural deodorant too. It’s microwaved-tuna flavoured.
You shouldn’t steal memes from the meme museum
Caleb, easy choice. Like do you know how great CrossFit is for you? Dude you don’t even equipment! Just start…
Honestly I was full go on Caleb as well from the start.
He’s motivated and energetic (qualities I want in the atmosphere surrounding me, keeps the energy going and hopefully keeps mine up as well.
If your going to be casual friends with the person you work directly with them practicing healthy habits encourages the idea that if we eat together at lunch or anything… I likely won’t be eating shitty food all the time, but rather a health conscious diet at lunch. Possibly small snacks throughout the day which is awesome to have snacks.
If you make friends with your coworker, those are the things that are being dragged into our hangouts outside of work, or possibly the motivation to also hit the gym or what not before work and get started early.
As a single person, the people that Caleb interacteds with at the gym and they are interested in hanging out with outside of work are likely going to be also health conscious/active. So if I am going to meet someone through our friends group… a health conscious, active woman sounds like something I would prefer because I prefered those things in my 8-5 already.
I would get Shiloh but I bet he talks in math and buzzes like a fridge
Anyone but Susan.
Dayzie or Wallace. They both seem pretty easy.
The subtle just under the surface love-hate passive-aggressive interplay between Dayzie and Brice (if you’re lucky, culminating in some kind of beyond-their-control office affair between them) would make that pair the most interesting in the long run, IMHO.
lurklurk@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I used to sit next to someone like Hannah in an open plan office. She was lovely. Really happy and excited for her future.
clutchtwopointzero@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I would be just concerned because she might soon go to maternity leave and it is not clear who would cover for her during her absence
lurklurk@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I guess I’m spoiled because I don’t understand how this becomes an issue?
If someone leaves for parental leave (or quits) and you’re now more understaffed some less important things won’t get done. It’s kind of the company’s problem to have the staff it needs. If you suddenly have to do two full jobs for one salary, you’re kinda getting scammed.
FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Yeah, I hated her.