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Time to make your decesion

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I know this is a joke but most of these seem fine to me

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    • tpihkal@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Now tell me why you’re on this list?

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      • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m like 100

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  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dayzie

    Image

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    • xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      me too, i like the way women smell…

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  • ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dayzie

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    • Wes4Humanity@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is the correct answer… As long as there’s no patchouli in it… That shit smells awful

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  • lurklurk@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I used to sit next to someone like Hannah in an open plan office. She was lovely. Really happy and excited for her future.

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    • clutchtwopointzero@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I would be just concerned because she might soon go to maternity leave and it is not clear who would cover for her during her absence

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      • lurklurk@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I guess I’m spoiled because I don’t understand how this becomes an issue?

        If someone leaves for parental leave (or quits) and you’re now more understaffed some less important things won’t get done. It’s kind of the company’s problem to have the staff it needs. If you suddenly have to do two full jobs for one salary, you’re kinda getting scammed.

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    • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, I hated her.

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Kinda wanna have Susan in your corner, tbf.

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  • pseudo@jlai.lu ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I get to work in an actual office (*_*) with walls?
    Also… Wallace.

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  • AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What is all natural body deodorant? Also, anybody but Susan.

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    • BambiDiego@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Either no deodorant, or something that doesn’t work that says it works, but it definitely doesn’t.

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    • wieson@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A déodorant that’s made from more organic ingredients.

      For example Cocos oil and soda. In my experience it has been streets ahead of a commercial déodorant. It allows me to sweat but eliminates all smell, even when applying after I’ve already started to sweat.

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  • Trilobite@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lewis for sure we can have competitions

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    • Malfeasant@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ve been there. My opponent ended up kneeling before me and admitting defeat.

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      • Trilobite@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I think he was half way gassed out not kneeling

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    • Cypher@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The only rule; first to shit themselves loses

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      • Trilobite@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        No way the first to shit themselves wins

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  • Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ah the scenarios we are forced to imagine with back to office mandates. I’ll go with Dayzie because we have similar ideologies about deodorant and I can’t wait for someone to complain to Susan so I can be oppositionally defiant.

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  • Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I eat an insanely high protein diet and I crossfit regularly… “I’m not locked in here with you, You’re locked in here with me!”

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  • Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dayzie obviously

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  • Skyline969@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d share an office with Brice only so I could steal his lunch every day, open it, and dump it into a sealed trash can.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Uno reverse challenge: It’s your job to allocate two of these people to the same office, and if one of them quits, you get that office to yourself. Which two do you pair up for the fastest quit and why?

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  • MonkRome@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m not sure id have a problem with any of these honestly.

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    • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What an HR thing to say

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      • MonkRome@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I mean, going on no information but one data point. Certainly hr is up there on odds to have some issues, but I’m at a work place were people generally get along well.

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  • Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Caleb, easy choice. Like do you know how great CrossFit is for you? Dude you don’t even equipment! Just start…

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    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Honestly I was full go on Caleb as well from the start.

      1. He’s motivated and energetic (qualities I want in the atmosphere surrounding me, keeps the energy going and hopefully keeps mine up as well.

      2. If your going to be casual friends with the person you work directly with them practicing healthy habits encourages the idea that if we eat together at lunch or anything… I likely won’t be eating shitty food all the time, but rather a health conscious diet at lunch. Possibly small snacks throughout the day which is awesome to have snacks.

      3. If you make friends with your coworker, those are the things that are being dragged into our hangouts outside of work, or possibly the motivation to also hit the gym or what not before work and get started early.

      4. As a single person, the people that Caleb interacteds with at the gym and they are interested in hanging out with outside of work are likely going to be also health conscious/active. So if I am going to meet someone through our friends group… a health conscious, active woman sounds like something I would prefer because I prefered those things in my 8-5 already.

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  • DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jacksepticeye

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  • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tough crowd. I would go with the farter. Everyone farts.

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    • DrDeadCrash@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But not everyone is known for it…

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      • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        True the rest are just better at hiding/holding them.

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  • TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I would get Shiloh but I bet he talks in math and buzzes like a fridge

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  • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dayzie or Wallace. They both seem pretty easy.

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  • 4oreman@lemy.lol ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    definitely not susan

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  • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lewis or Wallace. or both, so I can have fun hearing them fight

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  • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You shouldn’t steal memes from the meme museum

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  • Evotech@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Definitely Wallace

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When Wallace croaks ya got your own office

    Hannah’s happiness and optimism would probably be good for me but could also backfire hard

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    • proudblond@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think Hannah would be okay unless she turns into a bridezilla. Not because I’d be involved but because I’m guessing bridezillas are probably deeply unhappy people that take their misery out on others.

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  • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ll take Hannah, Shiloh, Caleb or Wallace, and some noise canceling headphones.

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  • OceanSoap@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    100% Hanna, this isn’t even a hard choice.

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  • Shardikprime@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Disturbing lack of DEI on this meme

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  • tino@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wear all-natural deodorant too. It’s microwaved-tuna flavoured.

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  • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anyone but Susan.

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