Skyline969

@Skyline969@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Or Polio. Guess we should invest in iron lungs.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  America voted for this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes to school in Arlen⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To this day my best friend still does a Peter Griffin laugh. Drives me up the wall.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So I want this giant teddy bear outside my block of flats?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Brb booking a one way flight to Australia. They’re in Canada and they’re vile little things. I’ll put up with spiders and snakes if it means no bed bugs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So I want this giant teddy bear outside my block of flats?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  With the potential of having bed bugs on it? No thank you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For when it gets real⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When the poop knife fails, bring out the pogo plunger.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corporate greed is killing RuneScape. What do people play instead?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Perhaps Albion Online for a similar kind of game?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has to be the manor⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotta go for the hand. I vaguely recall sometimes it would be animated and another card would poke out of the person’s sleeve.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In my rizzless dreams...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Anyone have a translation for apparently us geriatric 30-somethings who can’t understand a word of it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨children⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I still remember what ruined my 100% average in grade 1. The antonym of “in front”, I was rushing and wrote “in back” instead of “behind”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wading Android⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like a Warframe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Olympic casual GigaChad⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  She shot you a week ago. Wait for it….

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oreo - Korean pronunciation guide⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Little do you know this man is a Stand user.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is stuck in a rut⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair, I’m unsure what their point was. I was just going with what I had to work with.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is stuck in a rut⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, but some are removable. If you can’t remove it you’re pretty much screwed - good luck getting a headboard inside of an interceptor trap. Just the bedposts, wheels, or whatever the frame has go into the traps. Basically you need to limit the access they have from wherever they’re hiding to your bed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is stuck in a rut⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A headboard touching the ground just invites them in. If the headboard is removable, remove it temporarily.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is stuck in a rut⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I dunno if they’re quite that smart. If they are, they didn’t do that when I had them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is stuck in a rut⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  When you get bedbugs and want to prevent them from getting on your bed (after treatment, say) you pull your bed away from the wall, thus limiting the surfaces they can transfer from. If you also put your bedposts in interceptor traps you’re pretty safe from them. They’ll get stuck in the traps and be unable to get out.

  Source: had to deal with the bastards for a year because of a useless landlord and incompetent exterminator. Got really, really good at pest management.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is stuck in a rut⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  People who have had bedbugs. Old habits die hard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New breakthrough may let us charge smartphones in 60 seconds⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Been charging my phone overnight for years. Battery health is 100% and I never have to worry about charging.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon notices what they've taken from us⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Like (this)[wired.com/…/humane-ai-pin-700-dollar-smartphone-a…]?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wish⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow. Amateur hour over here. There’s a much easier way to write this.

  A case select:

  select(number){
      case 1:
          return false;
          break;
      case 2:
          return true;
          break;
  }
  

  And so on.