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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨nave@lemmy.ca⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • SerpentPeaked@lemmynsfw.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I was prepared to jump in and say it’s just normal little kids spelling mistakes. But then I got to the plot twist at the end. I’m sorry but I have to agree with assessment. You were in fact an idiot. Hope you’re feeling better now.

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  • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If I wrote that poorly at 9, I’d likely have been held back.

    I still remember when I was 7 and scored 19/20 in the weekly spelling test. The third word was “put” and for the life of me I couldn’t remember how to spell it and wrote “poot” knowing it was wrong. I remember the last (toughest) was “marriage” and I had no issues. I had a perfect gold star run up until then :(

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    • frickineh@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, my teachers would’ve been pretty concerned if I couldn’t spell July in 4th grade (instead they were like, “she’s super book smart but holy shit she has zero social skills,” on all my report cards). But I guess you never know what else was going on. I have a friend with a learning disability who is smart but still can’t spell even as an adult. Some of my other friends are way smarter than me and spelling just isn’t their strong suit for whatever reason.

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      • A_A@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Words are spelled stupidly so being bright makes this harder.

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    • lordgoose@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Feel that. I distinctly remember forgetting how to spell “of” and wanting to write “uv”.

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      • hakase@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Lol, I spelled it “ov” on my spelling test.

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    • Skyline969@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I still remember what ruined my 100% average in grade 1. The antonym of “in front”, I was rushing and wrote “in back” instead of “behind”.

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  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Took me awhile, but I finally decoded “bire”.
    It’s diary.

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    • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They wrote dire not bire

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      • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Ok?

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    • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      so there’s no bear named bire

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  • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Imagine actually spending your time writing a fake diary entry with fake spelling mistakes just to try and get some attention on the internet jfc.

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    • Tja@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Everyone needs hobbies, but this one would be more believable for a range 5 to 7…

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  • systemglitch@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Looks fake to me

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  • fossphi@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I sometimes go through my old emails and texts, and the level of cringe I get from that is off the freaking charts

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    • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      c.tenor.com/UCsb5_eYV8MAAAAC/tenor.gif

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  • AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s not good for 9

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    • Tja@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Usually happens when you make shit up for internet points

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  • Fleur__@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    On the contrary they were a comedic genius

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  • AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    4th of Julie lmao

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    • ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Makes a lot of sense, not gonna lie.

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  • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Still haven’t figured out punctuation, huh?

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  • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    ✨️4✨️

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  • RandomVideos@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I was able to write better in english than this when i was 9 and its even my first language

    If someone in my class wrote that bad when i was 9, they would get a green circle(the worst thing that you could get at that time) on an english test

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    • Agrivar@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Were you better or worse at proofreading when you were 9?

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      • RandomVideos@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Better, but still bad

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    • Loki@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      *badly

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      • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_adverb

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  • jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I disagree. 

    She is already willingly writing about her day; she is ahead of many when looking at our educational system. 

    Her writing and grammar can improve a bit, but what a wonderful start she had!

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    • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Narrator: it didn’t.

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      • jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Stay hopeful!

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    • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The joke is that 4th of July is not when the year changes. It’s the 1st of January for all those wondering

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    At least they got 12:00 PM right unless they were up at midnight

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    • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ah yes the noon after noon

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  • stay_on_target@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    5 days after the first iPhone dropped in the US.

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Doesnt seem idiotic to me. Course i am a neurodivergent individual but still

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