When Wallace croaks ya got your own office
Hannah’s happiness and optimism would probably be good for me but could also backfire hard
Time to make your decesion
Submitted 4 days ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
proudblond@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I think Hannah would be okay unless she turns into a bridezilla. Not because I’d be involved but because I’m guessing bridezillas are probably deeply unhappy people that take their misery out on others.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I want to pick both Shannah and Shiloh and see how the situation develops from there.
teslasaur@lemmy.world 3 days ago
The only unacceptable one is dayzie. It’s basic hygiene. Can’t Imagine she even washes her hands after using the bathroom, because “it’s all natural”
agavaa@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Does deodorant need to be unnatural to be effective?
teslasaur@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Natural deodorant = sweat? Or am i missing something? Are you refering to something homeopathic?
Irelephant@lemm.ee 3 days ago
shiloh seems fine, walice is probably sound.
dumbass@leminal.space 2 days ago
Wallace and we share a cubicle and shiho, there’s worse bands to only listen to.
HeyJoe@lemmy.world 4 days ago
If the worst part of Dayzie is possibly smelling bad, then I’ll take her. I work with someone now who is Indian. Great guy, but I try not to get close… being a cube or 2 away, I barely smell it, so this seems like the best option. Plus, she looks cute. Sorry if that’s offensive to say or inappropriate these days, but oh well.
misterdoctor@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I think this post was vaguely sexist and racist but on the other hand, it also wasn’t funny or interesting either.
then_three_more@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Can I work from home instead?
superkret@feddit.org 4 days ago
Yes, but one of them moves in with you.
then_three_more@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Well. Shit.
Dasus@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Wallace, if he isn’t a dick about weed smell.
criss_cross@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I still get a kick that they lifted the picture of Common Man for “Brice”: www.971thefan.com/show/common-man-and-t-bone/
ItsYourBoyHalo@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Susan and Wallace >>>>>
Taleya@aussie.zone 3 days ago
Bryce, don’t mind me the smell o tuna.
FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 4 days ago
How does no one want to work with Brice? That seems manageable
BilboBargains@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Jokes on you, I smell like a vagrant
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 4 days ago
Wallace, clearly. Also Shiloh likes Gary Numan based on the jumper, and you can’t like it without listening to it.
Chefdano3@lemm.ee 4 days ago
Wait I get an office? Fuck man I don’t mind sharing with any one of these people. It beats the hell outta being in a cubicle row surrounded by all of them, which has been my experience so far.
greedytacothief@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Meh Dayzie or Caleb, I don’t use deodorant and I do a bunch of exercise. Exercise then shower, and I have a smell, but it doesn’t smell bad. Most people just smell like people unless they aren’t taking care of themselves.
don@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Time to quit.
elliot_crane@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Yeah this is an easy Shiloh angle for me. I’m down for some Radiohead every now and then, and when I’m not, that’s what noise cancelling headphones are for.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 days ago
sighs Shiloh… 😮💨
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 days ago
I could do in a four person office with Shiloh, Dayze, and Wallace.
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
Dayzie or Lewis, everyone smells, who cares
Eric_Pollock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
Lewis’s real name is Sean McLoughlin, and I would not mind sharing that office.
socsa@piefed.social 4 days ago
Known farter because I can assert dominance
AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Either Dayzie or Brice. Cannot smell, so neither of them would be bad, but the sounds Lewis might make would be distracting and outright disgusting on their own.
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
Susan.
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
Je suis Lewis
Emerald@lemmy.world 3 days ago
What is Hannah’s negative trait?
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 days ago
She in hr, there’s no way she’s not evil.
Emerald@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Susan is in HR, not Hannah
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Her fiancé
frezik@midwest.social 2 days ago
Presumably, she won’t “just got engaged” for more than a week. Or she has a very interesting personal life, I dunno.
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
The subtle just under the surface love-hate passive-aggressive interplay between Dayzie and Brice (if you’re lucky, culminating in some kind of beyond-their-control office affair between them) would make that pair the most interesting in the long run, IMHO.