Irelephant

@Irelephant@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon hates smartphones⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Both if you’re a mac owner actually! I’m pretty sure the only user replaceable components are the screen and batter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon hates smartphones⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t worry! RAM is not upgradable on a lot of laptops now as well"!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evil⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  That is somehow so much worse

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨and we thought our thing with beans was bad⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I am happy I live in ireland, the standard for milk and stuff seems to be higher here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every time I search a windows error⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Every time a test a shitty app i made i will try to close it when it stops responding, and windows will “report the problem to microsoft”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every time I search a windows error⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  At least you’re able to get through to an actual human with Apple.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every time I search a windows error⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Theres not enough information!

  Well maybe tell me what info you need instead of complaining about it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pretty interesting when you really think about it.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Severed plant genitals?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for answers⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  To quote the onion, violence is never the answer, if you ignore all of human history.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ice cream machine is also broken⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Are those rewards taxed? because if they are, they’re really just getting like 3,400

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ice cream machine is also broken⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  the shooter got caught by a snitch in a mcdonalds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Meta] Some of y'all are way too sensitive for this community⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I miss reading comprehension, that shit was cool

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A tense moment.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Really, the doctor would probably not see anything recognisable, and ask the patient if they think they are making it up, or if they’re a woman, that its their period.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good to see AAFES looking out for my health⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He’ll smoke weed just fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You best start believing in a cyberpunk dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, vegan circlejerk?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You best start believing in a cyberpunk dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Whats vcj?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[1]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  saddam hussein

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meal prep⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry i meant to say its supposed to taste better at room temp, then pepsi tastes better cold.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meal prep⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Coke taste better at room temp anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Percentages⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i think

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Percentages⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In the same vein, if the volume on your phone is on 1, and you increase it to 2, it has increased by 100%

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Subscribe now for more clicks!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Connect with rdp with my laptop with a touchscreen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Subscribe now for more clicks!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll just use my graphics tablet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Q-tips⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I CANT HEAR YOU, THERE IS A Q TIP TIP STUCK IN MY EAR

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Subscribe now for more clicks!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can navigate with keyboard shortcuts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨human anteaters⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I put soap and cilantro into stuff i make so no one feels superior

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨vines of the animal kingdom⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We are devoting serious resources to studying the nature of consicousness.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"The **Most open** Operating System"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I doubt microsoft will force consumers to pay, but that could happen to business.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Live reaction to ICC ruling⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would look up the definition of genocide. What hamas did was objectively bad, but not a genocide. What israel is doing is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Live reaction to ICC ruling⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “”“peacefully”“”